Krav Maga doesn't wo--- ACK!

>Be BJJ world champion and MMA pro fighter at the top of your game
>Get completely PWNED by a literal who doing Krav and Systema
Impossible? Not at all. Why are bouncers so strong?

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Why are bouncers so strong?
    Several reasons, not least because they’re sober fighting almost exclusively drunk people.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >bouncers
      >sober
      Lol

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sloppy bouncers get replaced immediately idk what the fuck you are on about

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A drunk bouncer is a huge liability.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bad bouncers maybe on sth. But bouncers who understand their job and the danger that comes with it are usually sober, some of them are even are Anti alcoholics.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. They will also have other people on hand to help them which is the absolute hard counter to grappling.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What man doesn't carry a wallet with identification? Tells you all you need to know without reading anything else.
    People small for whatever reason in their heads flock to fighting

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >What man doesn't carry a wallet with identification?
      Non-cucks.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >What man doesn't carry a wallet with identification?
      Me
      >Get mugged/pickpocketed
      >In addition to your money, they now have your identity and address so tbey can rob all your shit at home later
      No thanks

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Krav Maga isn't a real martial art. It just teaches you to be fierce in combat, as if that wasn't obvious (garden gnomes need to be taught to not run away and cry).

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So you don't need martial arts to beat a BJJ champ, got it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not if you're in a heavier weight class, no. That said, most people who do Krav Maga also do other stuff. I doubt a man who has to know how to fight for his career has only every "trained" for KM.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >that said, most people who do Krav Maga also do other stuff.
          The guy in OP did fucking Systema too.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Man, I should really start to collect these stories. There's so many tales of high level athletes getting completely outclassed by some bum in an actual fight.

    >German freestyle wrestler getting 1 shot ded by bouncer
    >German Greco wrestler getting his face broken by a few street thugs
    >Russian champion freestyle wrestler getting killed by a gypsie
    >TKD big shot getting mugged outside his home
    >Ricky Hatton being famous for losing every street fight he's in
    >Amir Khan and his posse getting devoured by some lads from Birmingham
    >That BJJ guy who raped his son (?) getting beaten and raped in prison
    >Andrew Tate admitting he'd always lose his street fights

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bouncers: face drunk aggressive morons on a daily basis
    MMA fighters: face one weight-adjusted guy in a safe controlled environment once a year

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Grappling never works outside of a ring with rules in place to make it viable
    >no hitting the back of the head
    >no stomping or kicking someone on the floor
    >no biting or soft spot hits (i.e. crotch, throat)
    Gayrapplers cope irl when a brazillian double leg sweep takedown 3000 doesn't work cuz the other guy just kneed them in the head. (They didnt cover that in training because it doesnt work irl)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No martial "art" is really necessary in real fights, because real fights are decided by actions forbidden in all of them - eyegouging, strikes to the throat, headstomping, groin kicks, arm breaking, bites, scratches etc. Just be a strong bro and never relax thats your best shot

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No of course, martial arts at best give train your pain tolerance, speed and strength at worse severly under-prepare and over-confidence you with BS kung fu tier shit. But some help more than others, some such as boxing and muay thai help more than hurt. Grappling is just the biggest larp but MMA rules has BJJ gyms rolling green making thinking people that in a mount the other person will hold your collar and not be absolutely smashing hits across your jaw.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Anyone got any more of these compilations? But usually, non sport martial arts all teach these techniques and always did at least since the Middle Ages.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          At 6:40, he's showing some self defense tricks "that never work irl" used in MMA fights to good effect.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's not like powershitters are any good a street fighting though. Maybe track and field guys like throwers are, though...? Any stories?

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You ever see those fights where both guys are flopping on their backs hoping the other guy would jump on top? BJJ are some of the faggiest motherfuckers in martial arts. There's no real world applicability aside from single combat against untrained people.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >You ever see those fights where both guys are flopping on their backs hoping the other guy would jump on top?
      Uhhh what

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >drunk guy beaten by dude twice his size
    imagine thinking a combat sport wont help you win a fight. pure retardation
    also
    >dilon danis
    >MMA pro fighter at the top of your game
    kek

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Link the videos, I need a good laugh

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >bouncer manages to get an injured bgaygay mutt in a chokehold
    How is this an indicator of krav maga or systema being something that works in the real world?
    I've done judo/sambo for majority of my life with a bit of boxing and mauy thai and most guys that I know who are in security(actual black tie security) have a similar background with some time in the military.
    Same goes for LEO.
    Last I checked Dillon Danis is also a manlet.
    Why does jidf try to shill krav maga so ridiculously hard here?
    If you want to see if krav maga or systema is a good discipline in the realm of combat just look to at any organization and see if any of the top fighters have a long hx in this discipline.
    You won't find any.
    This shit was marketed to soccer moms and out of shape incels when I was growing up and seems to still be the case.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >How is this an indicator of krav maga or systema being something that works in the real world?
      He beat a world champion BJJ guy in a 1 on 1 with the BJJ guy even sucker punching him.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The way I understood it Danis was throwing a punch at another bouncer and then this Chance guy grabbed and choked him from behind.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He literally grabbed the bgaygay mutt from behind who was injured and had a brace on his leg and you consider this a win?
        It's like killing an already wounded animal and raising your arms up proclaiming you're an apex predator kek.

        Was KM even a thing back then outside of Israel? You sure, breh?

        Yeah it was big with soccer moms and fat out of shape incels whom it was marketed towards.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >BJJ, Krav and Systema
    Gay as fuck

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think Wanderlei and maybe Shogun actually fought some morons in vale tudo who "specialized in km".
      Never heard from those mutants again.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Was KM even a thing back then outside of Israel? You sure, breh?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I have no knowledge of KM being used back then, either way it would never work in a real fight. Majority of them used to specialize in BJJ, wrestling and other local moron/native martial arts

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah I could be wrong.
          This was early 90's and mid 90's so finding footage of vale tudo from back then is near impossible because it was all on vhs.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Simple as he's got over 100 lbs on him. Martial arts make you better at fighting not invincible . He should have known better. Somebody so much bigger than you is always gonna beat ur ass unless u do eye gouges and shit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm pretty sure danis was had a boot on from an injury. Look it up

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >google is not an ID i need an ID
    Based retard bouncer bro who doesnt give a shit about celebrity scum

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine thinking you're a celebrity from 2 bellator fights

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