Lads. Im not being funny. Ive been on a 3 day drinking and cocaine bender.

Lads. I’m not being funny. I’ve been on a 3 day drinking and cocaine bender. I haven’t shit in days and I really need a piss. Been laid in bed all day and when I stood up I noticed my belly was very distended. Look at it. I look worse than fucking pearanon right now. I am 140 lbs of pure fat and I reckon a good 10 lbs is shit and piss and water retention around my body that’s struggling to purge my body of water because my heart is about to shit the bed. Good grief.

  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Take a shitload of Bisacodyl (don't forget to drink water during the day). You need to shit. Also get your act together ffs.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hope someone gets a laugh out of this because it’s the only positive out of this situation. On the flip side I’ve held this piss in for so long I reckon my bladder is now the size of a carrier bag

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go to the doctor. Be honest with them. They will give you something that will make you shit and pee.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sat on the toilet having a shit and piss right now G. It’s not that I can’t go. Just didn’t bother to

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Either have a nice day or die a miserable death as a result of your shit choices. People like you disgust every halfway serious ISTizen. You're a blight on society and on humanity as a whole. have a nice day and spare your family and friends the misery of watching you deteriorate further.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Here’s a top down pic of the mega gut. Dare I say I’m detecting hints of jealousy?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gleeful atrocity tourism, rather. Post more.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just finished the piss and shit and drank 2 pints of water. Turns out when you REALLY need a shit and you REALLY need to piss it makes you look pregnant

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            How do you have that level of flab on your lower belly? That's not a belly pouch anymore, that's a fucking belly couch.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              That’s a cocaine and beer gut my lad. Also dehydration can make you retain water paradoxically. But yes, I am skinny fat

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Disgusting.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        btw I wasnt pushing my gut out here. thats what is actually looked like neutral

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >drug addicts are the same species as me

    disgusting

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bet you wish you had litres of piss in your bladder and pounds of shit because you couldn’t be arsed pissing for 2 days. Feel like a new man now. Just ordered some food it’s going to taste so nice after not eating for 2 days

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Lads. I’m not being funny. I’ve been on a 3 day drinking and cocaine bender. I haven’t shit in days and I really need a piss. Been laid in bed all day and when I stood up I noticed my belly was very distended. Look at it. I look worse than fucking pearanon right now. I am 140 lbs of pure fat and I reckon a good 10 lbs is shit and piss and water retention around my body that’s struggling to purge my body of water because my heart is about to shit the bed. Good grief.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lads. I’ve wrecked my body I expect at least 50 replies and a /r/IST post for this. What else can I get from this. Ducking pick up the pace and laugh at it

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit. I ordered some takeaway and its just arrived. I started off on some crispy chicken wings and this is one of the best food experiences ive ever had. Turns out when you dont eat for 2-3 days your body really enjoys eating. I am cleaning every bone. Chomping off the gristle and loving it. When im just a bit hungry id pick around and discard the wing and move onto the next one and its an OK experience. But no, when youre ravashed and starving this tastes unlike anything ive ever tasted before. I feel like theres something for me to learn from this. Dont be a glutton and that goes for things like drugs too because if you endure hardship and delay gratification than the simple stuff is 10x better. THESE WINGS ARE FUCKING AMAZING. Ive got chicken and rice and loads of other shit as well. Fuck me. I hope I can finish the lot before im full. this is better than the coke> My body feels fulfilled on a deeply soulful level right now. I enjoyed the chicken bone gristle like it was a gift from the heavens

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    You get what you fuckin deserve

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      im sat here enjoying the best takeout of my life because of how hungry I am. I think im winning tbh. I have never recalled ever beingthis satisfied by food before. Its better than drugs

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, this isn't pear anon? Quality thread either way

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cheers lad. It was some good OC if I say so myself. Had to do something with my dire body state. The residual motivation from coke lingers with me even hours after the last dose so had to do something.

      switch to fentanyl and see how long you can hold that 3 day log in, longest i went without shitting was a week but i bet you can top that.
      >when i finally did it was as thick as a water bottle and almost ruptured my asshole
      >also clogged the toilet

      Fuck opiates bro itd kill me

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    switch to fentanyl and see how long you can hold that 3 day log in, longest i went without shitting was a week but i bet you can top that.
    >when i finally did it was as thick as a water bottle and almost ruptured my asshole
    >also clogged the toilet

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    This takeout I opened the Egg rice up and I've been shoving it into my mouth as fast as Ican. I cant get enough. This has been the best food experience of my life. Feel almost motivated to starve myself so I can do it again

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Food finished. Feel like shit now. Think my bodies struggling to process it. Like a watered down version of refeeding syndrome

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can sort of understand how drug addicts get malnorusiehd now. I felt alright before I started eating. Coulda slept easily on an empty stomach but I feel uneasy now. Not full but strained. Need some gin to sort me out. *pops bottle*

  14. 4 months ago
    Shamrock(/fit/server: discord.gg/FhnamGyD)

    Lmao @ your life tbqhfam

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      wish I had more coke tbh. Probably a good thing I ran out. Id still be going

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        its never too late to get some more and fire that party train right back up again
        >make sure to get hookers this time

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah next time I get coke im gunna see an escort I think. Would be fun. Im too nervous to see a hooker not on coke but when im blasted I bet its a right fucking party

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Coming from the discord groomer tripfag lol, fuck off fag

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whoever you are anon, wherever you are, I trust in you. I know, you will get your life in order in time. Never stop trying
    We will always be here to cheer you on.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      you trying to say my body isnt peak performance????

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    my heart rates gone up to 130 BPM at rest im dehydrated as fuck and that takeouts shagged my body. Keep this thread bumped im off to bed. WIll let you know if I die in my sleep

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    feel so awful now. i gotta wake up in 13 hours. hope thats enough to pull me around

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    i love the little heart flutters you get after going on a bender x)

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Welcome to the wonderful world of drug abuse. Hope you croak soon.

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >my heart is about to shit the bed
    Time to stop abusing your body, you only get one. I spent 15 years drinking and doing drugs and even after being clean for 8 years the effects are still with me. Don't continue down this road, anon, it's a dark path. Talk to friends/family, go to church, see a therapist, go to rehab, goto AA/NA, do something.

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Been laid in bed
    Stopped reading. Die bri'ish scum.

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