Left or right?

Left or right?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    hmm Shrek or Dory hard choice

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Right but only if the one on the left is 5'2"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Left is 6'5

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        LEFT LEFT LEFT LEFT LEFT

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          LEFT
          Anything for my offspring, cure my manlet genes

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If she's really that tall then left for breeding and right casual fun

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Left
      Imagine the thunder

      Left is 6'5

      Left is 6'5

      LEFT LEFT LEFT LEFT LEFT

      You can come out now

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why did you give me a (you)? I wanted the the right one....

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        why did you give me a (you)? I wanted the left one....

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, being attracted to women is very gay.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      if left is 5'2 then right would have to be like 4'3

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Correct.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Left
    Imagine the thunder

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'd have the m both, but if I can only have one then the left one, she will give me highly superior sons

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Both 🙂

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      based

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Left
    >ogre face
    >fat as frick hiding behind makeup
    >poor posture even when posing
    >boob window to display her "large chest" which isn't impressive, she's just fat
    >high waisted black leggings to cover her rolls

    Right
    >prettier face even without makeup, no amount of makeup will match having good bone structure
    >thin and petite, winning combo
    >no cheap tit window, clothing is bright, colourful and playful which plays to her strengths so she can style herself well
    >daisy dukes, god tier, literal opposite of fatty black leggings

    Right is the only choice
    >but muh tall Amazon gf needs to be tall for optimal breeding even though she's a fat cow
    Literal morons acting like height has ever been an important factor for a woman

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      right is just a basic girl, though. there aren't many opportunities to have an ogress sit on your face and pray she doesn't cut a brap and kill you.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        80% of women are fatter than this anon, there are infinite opportunities

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >men only want one thing and its fricking disgusting

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Literal morons acting like height has ever been an important factor for a woman

      They're femdomgays le amazon mommy closeted homosexuals, Their opinion doesn't matter and they'll get selected out of the gene pool, either by women or by themselves when they realise that submissiveness ideal form is a one way ticket to desiring BBC in their butthole

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I am 6'5 with an 8.5 incher. There's a high possibility that my dick will be too big for right. Weak head where only my dick tip gets sucked, runs away from every thrust because I'm poking her cervix. Imaging learning game to get girls into bed, only to be sexually incompatible because of tiny mouth and tiny vegana. Left is guaranteed to take me in every hole and love it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          And yet you're still posting on 4ch. Right.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >everyone on IST is a babby dick manlet like me
            that's pretty solipsistic world view, friend. I guess it's correct to assume someone is e-statting but i provided a specific and unique experience relative to my condition.

            btw height is 6'3 because i was 6'3 when they originally measured me at age 17 when i first got my license. 6'5 now and yes the 2 inches matter

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              imagine being so insecure you dox yourself on a taiwanese finger puppet forum

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                nice goalpost moving, accept that you got BTFO and close the thread, luckily its an anonymous board so nobody will recognize you

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >dox
                >is or was 6'3, lives in Florida
                you gonna send him a pizza?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >6 feet minus 03 inches
              So you're 5'9, got it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                nice math brainlet

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >flordia
              Keks

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                every 8/10+ girl from your shitty, cold state/country comes here to suck dick and take it up the ass for free

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >I'm like 6'5 bro
              >is 6'3
              So I guess the dick is a couple of inches shorter too huh.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >reading comprehension

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >No bro you have to just believe my justification
                >you are bad at reading if you dont believe my bullshit
                lmaoing rn. I wonder if they actually measured you or if they took your word for it when you said you were 6'3. Wouldn't be surprised if you were actually 6'1 or something.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >btw height is 6'3 because i was 6'3 when they originally measured me at age 17 when i first got my license. 6'5 now and yes the 2 inches matter

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                post height.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I didn't claim to be tall homosexual. Your "no u" means frick all.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm 6'5. U jelly

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Lmao, the dmv doesnt even measure your height your crying little pussy. I bet a testicle you ain't over 6 foot.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                looooooool salty manlet

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Bye bye little guy.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          1. you are not
          2. you must be a virgin if you think that a girl being fat means she can take dick and that slim girls cant take it, lmao

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            1. yes, i am, already posted proof ITT
            2. its about the height, not the weight

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              you are a giant homosexual have a nice day now

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cringe.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Always left
    but why do they look so similar in the face?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Right about a million times more

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    left if you're a real man. right is built like a prepubescent boy

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    man i just wanna be loved

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I love you

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    sauce on the left homie

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Left will do anal and deepthroat gag, puke continue slurping, swallow and let you piss in her face and beg for more

    Right will lie on her back like a starfish, refuse to suck dick and cry rape if you don't call her by 9am next morning

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Left with rights clothing

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    right

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Choose left
    >Nothing but the sound of thunder and screaming

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Left will give you big and strong sons who will prosper as athletes and buy you a house after securing a million dollar contract to a sports team. Right will give you scrawny manlet kin and divorce you ten years later.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For me it’s the one on the right

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Right looks like a 12 year old boy

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Left will spawn strong sons for farmwork.
    This is all i want.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sauce on the big girl?

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    right but left if she's a top

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Left for sex, right for social functions.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Both, but not before I unlock the bathroom window

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Left wouldn't look good even after losing the extra weight. Put right's face on left's body and we can talk.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus Christ how horrifying

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Only on this weirdo gay board this is even a debate

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tall and fat or short and fat
    neither

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i dont have doors wide enough for the one on the left sadly

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I lift for large women

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      at this point the front door probably smells worse than the backdoor. without thigh gap there's no space for the pussy to breathe

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Right to frick
    Left to procreate

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Left. That's a lot of woman there.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Left all day every day

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