legally trapped in NEEThood for a year

Got a DUI and had my license suspended for a year
>gym is nearly 3 miles away and I live in the deep south where it's hot as fuck
Is there anything I can do at home for the next year to make good use of this time?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    buy a bike moron

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get a bicycle
    You'll be there in 15 minutes and you get your daily cardio that way

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    don't be wet and reckless next time

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gym is nearly 3 miles away and I live in the deep south where it's hot as fuck
    get a bicycle you fucking moron. you don't even get winter.

    Honestly you can just walk. 3 miles is fuck all, if you're actually a NEET. Less than an hour's walk.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't had a license in a long time, and I just keep a little saved away for a new beater when the inevitable happens and my current vehicle gets impounded.
    fuck those dui classes.
    18 months, 2hours a week, $125 a month.
    > nope fuck you driving anyways

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      what about insurance and registration? do you drive without those too? seems like a harsh penalty if i ever got pulled over

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes sir.
        fuck the man.
        I have my vehicles registered under my fiance and so tags are always good

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          and oh ya, fuck dmv
          got into argument with a dmv fat cow outside because she tried claiming I was parked in "employee parking", but bitch, that's a white curb for loading and unloading passengers. I know my shit.
          long story short, 1 month later, back in dmv, turns out they "have no record" of me ever possessing an M1 motorcycle license, which I obtained 15 years prior.
          So ya, fuck the dmv, fuck dui laws, fuck the courts and cops and gays

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            i support cops simply to piss off hippies/nogs but they are quite often gays, yes

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Wow you sound so cool dude, what an awesome rebel! You're so hardcore and badass!

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >nearly 3 miles away
    Oh no anon im so sorry for you, that's such an insurmountable distance. It's impossible to bike or even just walk that distance, I cannot imagine someone being fit enough to cover that distance without a car.
    Completely out of your control too, its so hard to not be a piece of shit and drunk drive

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    this could be you
    what are you waiting for ste- i mean buy a bike

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i bike 3 miles to the gym in 100 degree weather nearly every day, grow up pussy.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >drinking alcohol destroying your brain, liver, kidney and heart while also thinking going to the gym makes ANY difference

    why are ISTtards so retarded. If you're going to drink alcohol you might as well just stop going to the gym and stay at home. Same thing with meat, If you eat 20g of saturated fatty red meat you might as well just wait and sit down for the heart attack, no amount of running or lifting will save you. The gym isn't going to save you from your poor dietary and life choices gay.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i wasnt actually drunk and it was with friends, i figured i was good to make it home, the legal limit is actually absurdly low. I got arrested at a checkpoint because it was late at night.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        oh well damn, still don't drink and eat healthy. Don't end up like jim fixx and think you are above nutrition because you can run every day and still have clogged arteries.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >alcohol
      >destroying brain
      >kidney
      >heart
      Yeah, it does none of those things.
      >liver
      that's where it gets you. Less harmful than tylenol though

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Slurp mmm I love poison mmmmm

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was gonna give you shit but then I noticed mine is less than a mile away.
    Lucky.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Should have hired a good attorney, bro.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because of my criminal record I'm not even allowed in town anymore it's fucking bullshit

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      found the town rapist

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What BAC did you blow?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      .13

      Because of my criminal record I'm not even allowed in town anymore it's fucking bullshit

      what the fuck

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    In my country if they take your license you can go and beg for a little bit and they'll give it back

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah purchase a bike you fat fuck.

    I will never understand why people get DUI's anymore. No matter how fucking expensive the cab, Uber, or Lyft is. It's cheaper than 10,000 in lawyer fees. You deserve this.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I got a DUI 4 years ago. It has actually improved my life in some ways. I am in great shape from biking everywhere. I met a bunch of awesome people in the biking community. I don’t have to pay for insurance, dmv fines, or crazy gas prices. If you live in a city the bike life really isn’t that bad. But if you’re out in the country or a city that’s really spread out, yeah it can suck. Also FYI you CAN get a DUI on a bicycle.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pussy bitch boy. I ride my bike 20-30 miles in 90+ humid heat all the time.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sell your car, use the money to buy gym equipment. There, solved all your problems. Or were you actually planning to have your car just sitting there for over a year?

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I run my dog 4 miles every single day on foot and it gets 80-90 here all the time, you can bike to the gym.

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Buy an electric bycicle, I don't think you need a loicense for those

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    These “it’s over” memes make me laugh uncontrollably

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