legally trapped in NEEThood for a year

Got a DUI and had my license suspended for a year
>gym is nearly 3 miles away and I live in the deep south where it's hot as frick
Is there anything I can do at home for the next year to make good use of this time?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    buy a bike Black person

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Get a bicycle
    You'll be there in 15 minutes and you get your daily cardio that way

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    don't be wet and reckless next time

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >gym is nearly 3 miles away and I live in the deep south where it's hot as frick
    get a bicycle you fricking moron. you don't even get winter.

    Honestly you can just walk. 3 miles is frick all, if you're actually a NEET. Less than an hour's walk.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't had a license in a long time, and I just keep a little saved away for a new beater when the inevitable happens and my current vehicle gets impounded.
    frick those dui classes.
    18 months, 2hours a week, $125 a month.
    > nope frick you driving anyways

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what about insurance and registration? do you drive without those too? seems like a harsh penalty if i ever got pulled over

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yes sir.
        frick the man.
        I have my vehicles registered under my fiance and so tags are always good

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          and oh ya, frick dmv
          got into argument with a dmv fat cow outside because she tried claiming I was parked in "employee parking", but b***h, that's a white curb for loading and unloading passengers. I know my shit.
          long story short, 1 month later, back in dmv, turns out they "have no record" of me ever possessing an M1 motorcycle license, which I obtained 15 years prior.
          So ya, frick the dmv, frick dui laws, frick the courts and cops and homosexuals

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            i support cops simply to piss off hippies/nogs but they are quite often homosexuals, yes

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Wow you sound so cool dude, what an awesome rebel! You're so hardcore and badass!

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >nearly 3 miles away
    Oh no anon im so sorry for you, that's such an insurmountable distance. It's impossible to bike or even just walk that distance, I cannot imagine someone being fit enough to cover that distance without a car.
    Completely out of your control too, its so hard to not be a piece of shit and drunk drive

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this could be you
    what are you waiting for ste- i mean buy a bike

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i bike 3 miles to the gym in 100 degree weather nearly every day, grow up pussy.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >drinking alcohol destroying your brain, liver, kidney and heart while also thinking going to the gym makes ANY difference

    why are ISTtards so moronic. If you're going to drink alcohol you might as well just stop going to the gym and stay at home. Same thing with meat, If you eat 20g of saturated fatty red meat you might as well just wait and sit down for the heart attack, no amount of running or lifting will save you. The gym isn't going to save you from your poor dietary and life choices homosexual.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i wasnt actually drunk and it was with friends, i figured i was good to make it home, the legal limit is actually absurdly low. I got arrested at a checkpoint because it was late at night.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        oh well damn, still don't drink and eat healthy. Don't end up like jim fixx and think you are above nutrition because you can run every day and still have clogged arteries.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >alcohol
      >destroying brain
      >kidney
      >heart
      Yeah, it does none of those things.
      >liver
      that's where it gets you. Less harmful than tylenol though

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Slurp mmm I love poison mmmmm

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I was gonna give you shit but then I noticed mine is less than a mile away.
    Lucky.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Should have hired a good attorney, bro.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because of my criminal record I'm not even allowed in town anymore it's fricking bullshit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      found the town rapist

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What BAC did you blow?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      .13

      Because of my criminal record I'm not even allowed in town anymore it's fricking bullshit

      what the frick

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    In my country if they take your license you can go and beg for a little bit and they'll give it back

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah purchase a bike you fat frick.

    I will never understand why people get DUI's anymore. No matter how fricking expensive the cab, Uber, or Lyft is. It's cheaper than 10,000 in lawyer fees. You deserve this.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I got a DUI 4 years ago. It has actually improved my life in some ways. I am in great shape from biking everywhere. I met a bunch of awesome people in the biking community. I don’t have to pay for insurance, dmv fines, or crazy gas prices. If you live in a city the bike life really isn’t that bad. But if you’re out in the country or a city that’s really spread out, yeah it can suck. Also FYI you CAN get a DUI on a bicycle.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pussy b***h boy. I ride my bike 20-30 miles in 90+ humid heat all the time.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sell your car, use the money to buy gym equipment. There, solved all your problems. Or were you actually planning to have your car just sitting there for over a year?

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I run my dog 4 miles every single day on foot and it gets 80-90 here all the time, you can bike to the gym.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Buy an electric bycicle, I don't think you need a loicense for those

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    These “it’s over” memes make me laugh uncontrollably

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