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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I promise you this chad removed the bread from his pizza in order to maintain his six pack.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >removed the bread from his pizza
      What is your first language? I don't say this as an insult, I genuinely want to know what country calls the crust "the bread." Is it France?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Flour and water is bread no matter how hard you try to spin it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Right, nobody is doubting that it's bread, it's just a matter of calling the crust "the bread." It's like when Miami girls say to close the lights, it's a literal translation that isn't incorrect but still sounds weird to native speakers. Now tell me where you're from bread man

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I'm from Nigeria, and i'm transexual in case you didn't notice, my pronouns are xer/creature-from-the-oblivion

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          perhaps, but you sound like a moron referring to pizza "bread"
          continue as you will, but be aware that people will think you're moronic

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >you're moronic
            or french

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I call it the skin to make it sound unappetizing. I usually crush a half pizza without the skin, if hungry enough I could probably eat the whole thing.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >the crust
        The crust is the part around the edge with no toppings on it. You're thinking of 'the base'.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Indian detected

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Whatever. You're wrong. It's up to you whether you choose to accept that and grow as a person.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Hes not wrong. Its not possible to remove the base of a pizza.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                But it is possible to take the toppings off the base and eat them, which is what

                I promise you this chad removed the bread from his pizza in order to maintain his six pack.

                meant.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I've never seen or heard of someone just eating fhe toppings.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                There's an episode of Community in which Jeff takes the toppings off a slice of pizza and eats them.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I remove the "base" (crust) and the toppings, I eat the rest

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Probably not. When I was that age I was peeled. He's probably malnourished so he won't be storing any fat until he eats a LOT more.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      no you dumbass he ate 1-2 pieces and threw the rest out

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      or maybe he just ate one pizza (or shared it with the person taking the picture) and then continued with his strict diet as usual

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >removed the bread
      ESL moment

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I guarantee you he didn't, but he probably plays some sport that burns a lot of calories and you don't. Every single high scool class mate of mine that played football (SAWKER for the americans) had this body and I'm not exaggerating.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He did no such thing. You sound stupid as frick.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ketolard

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Some of us are effortlessly lean

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Instead of thinking this is something to boast about, what this really means is you have a woman's appetite. 1 slice of toast and a single egg has you going "I'm so STUFFED!"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/ud3Oaaq.jpeg

      Let me guess, you need more?

      I knew a guy who had a really good physique and every day he would get a large pepperoni pizza from little ceasars and he'd eat only that and nothing else.

      I thought he was lying at first but it turns out this shit is 2500 calories and 122 grams of protein so for his height/weight that was totally believable.

      Dude was kind of a nut and to this day I'm not sure if he was a moron or a genius for this.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      PHD level bait

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why are npcs so obsessed with pizza? Like, every normie woman is just
    >omg I love pizza and wine and traveling and puppies <33

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's one of those hip and socially acceptable things that people without an actual personality jumps on to.
      >"OMG I just love pizza, guys!"
      >"What about pineapple on pizza?"
      >"Huh? What about it?"
      >"I read on the internet that it's bad."
      >"OMG I love pizza but I hate pineapple on pizza! I also HATE the word "moist", eww! And Black folk. PIZZA PARTY!"

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >>"OMG I love pizza but I hate pineapple on pizza! I also HATE the word "moist", eww! And Black folk. PIZZA PARTY!"
        Sounds based to me.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Because it's delicious you fricking moron.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        There's much better foods out there and people literally base their entire personalities around it, YOU fricking moron.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No, pizza is one of the most delicious foods ever, sorry that the only "pizza" you've ever had is dominos

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You can like two things at once, anon.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        american pizza is just fake cheese, fake meat and oil on sugary bread. it's junk and it doesn't even taste good.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >doesn't taste good.

          Ya lost me

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    90% of men will never look like this

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I visit IST maybe once a week, yet I always on my weekly visit see you post this. Please get a life.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >You can't post this picture because it makes me upset
        I guffaw

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    my one favorite thing in a single webm

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit, is this real?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        guy in a suit with forced perspective, he made a video with a gray cat previously

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Looks real af

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >My two favorite things
    homosexualry and electric stoves?

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yes

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      built for BBC

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    BRO. I LOVE STAINLESS STEEL WTF.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    not really but yeah, a little bit more chest (which i have)

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