>Let's take it outside

>Let's take it outside

Our response gym bros?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bros should i give myself a cauliflower ear so people dont frick with me?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No You'll be a homosexual nothing else

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my glock 40 got a response

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >pistols at dawn

      >Ok, just let me get to my car
      *grabs a AR-15*

      What now Black person?

      https://i.imgur.com/zjOpv9h.jpeg

      >sure

      now what?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >not having the first gun unloaded as a decoy
        >not pulling out second gun to defend yourself from someone aiming a pistol at you
        do you even EDC?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he unironically thinks he's a ninja movie star
        holy shit man don't get shot

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I want to see this, but the black guy does the same and they're stuck in a loop

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >assuming cauliflower ears doesn't haven an unregister glock with a switch

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >pistols at dawn

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Ok, just let me get to my car
    *grabs a AR-15*

    What now Black person?

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    not gonna notice it when drunk

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I use Call of Serephimus to inflict 10d6 Holy and 3d6 Esoteric damage and watch the pig ear get smited

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >sure

    now what?

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just spent $4,000 on lasik. I'm not fighting anyone unless I literally have no other choice. Not going to risk my eyes getting fricked by a blow to the head.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Should've got PRK
      Imagine going "I can't fight you I had LASIK"

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Eh, PRK has longer recovery and has its own set of potential complications. Getting into unnecessary street fights is moronic regardless, and I wouldn't have done it prior to lasik either.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Obviously getting into street fights is pretty moronic, but just because you had lasik doesn't mean you can't do contact sports.
          Yes PRK is better in this case, because there is no flap, but seriously there are plenty of people who had lasik and were completely fine doing martial arts or whatever, obviously if you were to compete and become a pro, then it could be more risky, but as long as you let your eye heal for long enough after the surgery, you really don't need to worry that much about it.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Well it hasn't even been a week for me, so I doubt it's healed enough. But yeah, given enough time contact sports, etc. would be ok. Blunt force is fine for lasik. Where it's really weak is supposedly shear forces. From everything I have read the flap never fully heals; in certain directions against shear forces it is only 3% of normal strength and in others 30% of normal.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah one week for sure isn't enough, usually after 1 month you should be clear to do more contact sports again, obviously no harm in waiting a bit longer if you want to.
              Getting poked in your eyes is for sure more dangerous for you if you had a flap, but to be honest it a poke can mess you up, even if you don't have a flap.
              Also enjoy your life without glasses fellow anon.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's been nice so far, other than the fricking eye drops every hour. I'll get tired of that sooner rather than later. I'm keeping my expectations somewhat in check though for now; if permanent/serious complications are coming, they usually appear in the 3-12 months range. Likelihood isn't high, but it's there.
                >a poke can mess you up, even if you don't have a flap
                Fair point. I am definitely wearing eye protection from now on whenever there is a chance for that kind of thing to happen.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I understand your vision

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        heh'd

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why didn't you just fix your eyes naturally?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        because you can't

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you can but you have to live near the equator the low strain caused by naturally bright environments lets your eyes heal.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You risk your eyes getting fricked by a blow to the head no matter what, your eyes are shockingly fragile and one unlucky doink can cause a retinal detachment or irreversible optic nerve damage. Don't get in fights with orc Black folk just to stroke your ego, it's almost never worth it.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Y-you too

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >outside? I'll take you inside

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A knife fight? Of course bro let's go.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Come out wit yo rerard ears then white boi shiiiiit

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >You carry the plates, I'll grab the bar

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You won’t hit a man wearing glasses would you?( puts on glasses)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *Spring-loaded boxing gloves shoot out of glasses and hit him in the face*

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WRASSLIN?

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "no"

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >*knocks you out right there and then*
    >*continues to party*

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    K, let's go

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Low class.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pussy

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In my experience, most guys who train enough to get cauliflower ears aren't stupid/impulsive/undisciplined enough to pick dumb fights in public. Honestly most of em are big nerds.
    >sup bro! Where do you train?? When's open mat???
    >you were div 1 in college!?! Can you show me some takedowns??

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You boys don't have the lobes to compete with me.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This happened to me and I won. No training btw. Just ape mode arms and carpenter grip.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Take a 5 pound plate with you while you walk out.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you might as well be posting your fingerprints here.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is true. You can even tell if two people are related by looking at their ears.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cool broccoli ear.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Discombobulate

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Discombobulate
      Discombobulate

      Discombobulate

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Discombobulate

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How to discombobulate professionally from a boxer's stance use your wrist instead of the shoulder to bend your arm to the punch, try it, you'll punch faster and use less energy, work your wrists! Forearm strength is important for fighters who are seeking knock out power, Lee was into something here.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What?

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’d show him mine

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lol what the frick is wrong with your ear queer

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They usually refer getting fricked up in the ears by this position ground n pound mount from the sides, being continuously hit over and over target the back of the ear.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No they’re not

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i told some chubby bald guy this who yelled at me in a store (randomly joined in with my disagreement with a manager over a refund).

    he did the whole fake tough guy “yea alright then” and walked halfway to the door , then stopped and yelled profanities at me. i looked back in the store at him, pointed to the ground, then shrugged.

    he was still screaming from inside the store. pathetic.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I got cauliflower ear from wrestling and bjj. I didn't get it drained since I didn't want to stop training. now it's hardened up and my earphones doesn't fit my ear perfectly now

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You didn't had to stop training, dummy. I drained my ears and was fighting on the next day like nothing happened. Here's the stuff that came out of my ear

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Did you drink it?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But now men respect you and women are soaked when they see your ears.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      same. it kind of sucks to look at it but it's a good conversation starter and there's probably been a few cases in my life where other men saw it and decided not to frick with me

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Throw a punch the moment he says that. Frick a 'fair' fight. I'm not gonna let myself get hurt.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      based
      hit first hit hard
      assault charge means less then potential brain damage

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The reason you're supposed to take it outside is so you don't trash the place/hurt anyone. My friend once got knocked backwards through a glass table in a nightclub by two brawling morons and got fricked up. The correct thing to do is to refuse and keep your eyes on him.

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Head outside, punch him in the jaw and watch him recoil

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Stormy

    just clap his cauliflower ear

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bite his dick off or something Idk

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    funny not anyone i knew in pjs or rangers have ears like this and would have you sleeping on the pavement cold without "wrasslin"

    wrasslin is for people who want to feel like they can kick someones ass that still have a sense of preservation of life. frat bro self defense, kek.

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    thirdie thread

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >homie moment, the thread

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ignore him and call the police before he even finishes that sentence

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >*click BANG BANG BANG BANG*
    >NOOOO YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO FIGHT ME WITH YOUR FISTS LIKE Black person SUBHUMANS NOOOOOO ITS NIT FAIR YEARS OF FIGHTING AND TRAINING FOR LITERALLY NO REASON NOOOOOO NOT FAIR NOT FAIR NOT FAIR
    pppffff-baH-HAHAHAHAHAHHA HAHAHHA HAHHAHAHA HAHHAA LMAOOOOO

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I rather take you inside, if you catch my drift

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm not into gay sex.
    Was my standard response muslims in nightclubs feeling challenged by my existence.

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What are you, in middle school?

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >>Let's take it outside
    >Our response gym bros?

    NO.

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not even a cauliflower ear. Looks like Darwin's tubercle

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bold words for a man within dick-sucking range.

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't even imagine getting into a fight bros. I'm a man of peace. I genuinely wish we could get along better. Maybe he'd chill if I gave him a hug or something. I dunno. I'm glad I live in the middle of nowhere I guess.

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've trained grip strength to the degree that any time i get challenged to a fight i just grab my opponents fingers and crush them until they fall down and cry, begging me to release their mangled fingers. Even if they want to continue to fight, they can't, cause they got no fingers.

    Grip is the only thing i train, which also gives me a sleeper build.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How bad is your dick's death grip syndrome?

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Cmon! Let's go!

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >hm?
    >you know,it's the skin for me.
    >as he tries to contemplate what I meant by this I throw some coins in his face,sweep his legs from beneath him and kick him in the head with full rotational force knocking him out immediately
    sorry buddy,this is a street fight,no referees here!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >it's the skin for me
      what did he mean by this?

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >b***h out and leave
    >ambush him with a golf club later that night

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    looks like he's pretty bad at slipping hooks. right low kick and a left hook should about do it.

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why are thirdies behaving like apes?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fun fact: in ancient Greece and Rome, the cauliflower ear was seen as a sign of arete and athletic prowess, and as such politicians would often have themselves depicted with them, even if they perhaps didn't have them in reality, since the qualities of the athlete, in the ancient mind, were highly valuable in the politician.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they also thought that the brain is for cooling and fricked little boys

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          We all have our flaws.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the wrestling to gay pedophile pipeline is hauntingly real
          the only thing cauliflower ears represent today is that you're a low status moron who gets his face smashed for peanuts

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wrestlers are gay homosexuals who like to touch men
    only judo gays are gayer

    best thing men could do
    >talk it out realise its stupid and laugh it off but dont lose dignity
    >throw hands
    >shootout

    never fight for women UNLESS your pregnant wife or mom is in danger

    never fight for women, never

    all men are unique in their own right, not gay to think so

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