>let's take it outside the gym

>let's take it outside the gym

Well, wwyd anon?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    "Sir, I have a medical condition, being punched could kill me, I'd be in FEAR FOR MY LIFE and I want everyone around to know this!"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >"I have no idea who you are or who you think I am."

      BASED BASED BASED

      This inane fear of violence is extremely common among zoomers all over the world. With the same arguments, even. LARPing some kind of ball-less gentleman from the 19th century or something (meanwhile, those gentlemen invented boxing and stick fighting).

      Also
      >being afraid of a wrestler in a streetfight

      I'm impressed. I don't think I could frick up that bad if I tried.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I kneel.

      >no thanks, I'm White and refuse to participate in your Black person moment.

      Based.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/kdNg4i1.jpg

      >let's take it outside the gym

      Well, wwyd anon?

      Sounds like this is escalating into a SELFDEFENSE SITUATION

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >kicks your ass
    wow that was too easy, make it harder next time loser haha

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >licks your ass
      wow that was too easy, make it harder next time loser haha

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >”Okay.”
    Then I pretend to follow him but just go back to the weights and continue my routine.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    We posting ears now or what?
    Also I'm jealous of my friend who wrestles for 15 years and have zero cauliflower because his ears are soft as frick.
    Also fun fact, when your cauliflower grows a lot, for a few days your sense of hearing is fricked. As in someone talking behind you feels like hes talking above you or in front of you. You can try this out by putting clay/playdoh around your ears like a cauliflower and walk around. It takes a couple of days for your brain to get used to your ears changing shape and things go back to normal.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/kdNg4i1.jpg

      >let's take it outside the gym

      Well, wwyd anon?

      >tfw 5 years BJJ and no cauli
      All I got is a little nodule barely noticeable. My ears just go a bit red when they take a lot of contact they never explode

      Feels bad man

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That’s a good thing, cauliflower ear developed as an adult never calcifies and is always prone to popping

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      >tfw 5 years BJJ and no cauli
      All I got is a little nodule barely noticeable. My ears just go a bit red when they take a lot of contact they never explode

      Feels bad man

      Cauliflower ears is for homosexual wrestlers and smelly rugby props.
      Proper fighting men know how not to get hit.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        On your way to beeing a "proper fighting man" you will inevitably get hit. If you think otherwise you are a larping kung fu homosexual

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You're only half right, you will get hit and shouldn't fear it in combat, but you do want to minimize how much head trauma you have over your training career, you'd be stupid to do otherwise and will become much more stupid as a result

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >no thanks, I'm White and refuse to participate in your Black person moment.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >white men during old ages
      >LET'S GO MY MEN IT IS TIME TO TAKE OVER THAT COUNTRY, THIS IS WAR, VIOLENCE BEGINS NOWS, TIME TO KILL
      >white "men" today
      ugh le fighty fighty is for Black personinos i don't want to get hurterino i am so weakerino, please don't touch me i feel hurty hurty

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        In your example they aren’t fighting their own countrymen either. You fricking moron.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          They fought each other plenty, too

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This inane fear of violence is extremely common among zoomers all over the world. With the same arguments, even. LARPing some kind of ball-less gentleman from the 19th century or something (meanwhile, those gentlemen invented boxing and stick fighting).

        Also
        >being afraid of a wrestler in a streetfight

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That guy's pretty clearly not a wrestler. You don't just hug someone and then spin around.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          As a guy who's got 11 years spread between 4 combat sports, (not wrestling) a wrestler is the only kind of fighter I actually fear in the way that you fear being made to be helpless.

          That guy is not a wrestler. That's a dipshit who tried his first suplex and died.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          bro thought he was Aleksandr Karelin

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Dumbass thought if you saw them do it once on WWE you've got the technique on lock,just grab someone,turn and lean backwards right?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Fighting to take over a country is completely different than fighting because someone scuffed your Air Jordan. Brown people really have no clue how to behave in society.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >As a young officer in Napoleon's Army, Dupont was ordered to deliver a disagreeable message to a fellow officer, Fournier, a rabid duellist. Fournier, taking out his subsequent rage on the messenger, challenged Dupont to a duel. This sparked a succession of encounters, waged with sword and pistol, that spanned decades. The contest was eventually resolved when Dupont was able to overcome Fournier in a pistol duel, forcing him to promise never to bother him again.
          Napoleon himself tried fervously to ban the practice of duelling, at the time about 30% of officers in the French army would die from a duel, yet any prohibition was more or less inefficacious. You have no idea how the White Man acted before his domestication.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >how the White man acted
            Sounds pretty civilized. Solving your issues man to man, face to face out in the open rather than going 10v1 and stomping heads with drive by shootings to finish it off.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Of course, Black folk have no honour. In this regard, Black folk and /misc/cels are very much alike. Only the Black is at least aggressive while the /misc/cel is entierly sedated and inhibited, while LARPing as a participant in the great Huwhite tradition of apparently being a spineless coward.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not participating in your Black person moment no matter how much you insult me. That's the difference between Black folk and Whites. Black folk are such thin skin low IQ animals, it only takes six letters to send them into a blind frenzy that benefits no one. Whites don't fight unless it's to conquer nations, as history has shown.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Whites don't fight unless it's to conquer nations, as history has shown.
                WRONG.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                We used to shoot each other in the streets over our favorite composers. What the frick are you talking about? I think you are just a pussy.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                /pol/BVLLs are actually intelligent and would commando raid your crack house if they actually cared lmao.
                If Whites acted like blacks it would like army rangers hard breaching every sec8 house in America.
                White people ape out differently.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        White man today lives in big house while you do slave labor to support his lifestyle. Don't get it twisted.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >white men during old ages
      >LET'S GO MY MEN IT IS TIME TO TAKE OVER THAT COUNTRY, THIS IS WAR, VIOLENCE BEGINS NOWS, TIME TO KILL
      >white "men" today
      ugh le fighty fighty is for Black personinos i don't want to get hurterino i am so weakerino, please don't touch me i feel hurty hurty

      I refuse to participate in your Black person moment. If you would meet me tomorrow I will have sabers and we will duel to the death.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Based.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >this could have become a olympic sport
          Society is all the worse off for not duelling

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >general honor and principals being valued
            VS
            >your best men not constantly dying over petty insults
            Honestly difficult

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              We should legalize, but only for minorities.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                anon, it kind of already is like that

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Can we bring back Top hats and long coats?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      kek you just know this homosexual would fold up like a chair if someone harassed his girlfriend,or a vulnerable family member while they're walking on the road.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah it's the /misc/tard mentality

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Getting your family or loved ones threaten is not a Black person moment moron. Those scenarios warrant fighting back. A Black person moment is when a Black person decides to ape out because he feels (You) dis'respec'ed him. Maybe you looked at him wrong or he just doesn't like your face. It's irrational violence that serves no purpose except to ape out and flex. As a White tax payer, there is exactly 0 benefit to me participating in your Black person moment. The only course of action is to walk away and let the ape out continue without you so I can continue to not have a criminal record and more importantly, not be murdered over some petty Black person drama.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Most the people who act like Black folk at the gym are older white dudes.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Replace white with 160lbs.

      You're a homosexual and probably racially ambiguous.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >i got beaten like a dog and that means you should be scared of me!!

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I spent decades cuddling with other men and now I am disfigured

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Same can be said for gay bottoms.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Shoot him with my weight room gun because my gym is in my home

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    "Go be a white Black person elsewhere, Albanian scum."

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Albanians don't wrestle. That's churkas.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Alright b***h *wieners my 38magnum longcolt*

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Take what outside? What’s the matter bro?

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Take what outside the gym, a dick in the ass?

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    if we go outside, you will die

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    just clarifying you are threatening me with bodily harm?

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I did bjj for 3 years and my ears are fine, coach had been doing it for about 15 years, competitions and everything, and his ears were fine too, he always said that it depends on ear flexibility but maybe its just luck

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I find that wrestlers have cauliflower ear more often than bjj dudes. Idk why, I don't know much about either.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I find that wrestlers have cauliflower ear more often than bjj dudes. Idk why, I don't know much about either.

      It's a mix of their ears plus grappling style. People who try for takedowns get cauliflower, guard pullers do not.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    https://voca.ro/194afGapXquU

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hes into grappling, im into peeing and pooping. Good luck touching me as I'm covered in wet shit.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >vigorously licks his ear, touching every crevice, flicking the tip of my tongue upon the center fold and darting the tip into the ear canal 3 times very fast

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Alright
    *smiles smugly*
    >but if I win, I get to drain those ears while you rest your head on my lap
    >deal?
    >"y-yeah whatever f-gay"
    >wink at him
    >he blushes
    >when he drops his guard I punch him in the throat

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Once again mma gays and gun gays proving they’re the worst gays in this board

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.sportskeeda.com/mma/news-mma-fighter-shot-dead-violent-bar-altercation-incident-details
    geez idk

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://www.cbssports.com/mma/news/leandro-lo-world-champion-jiu-jitsu-fighter-fatally-shot-at-brazil-nightclub/

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Say no. If he refuses, have enough practice in that I like my chances striking. Know I’ll probably get stomped grappling. Try to sprawl and go for the 12-6 elbow if he goes for a takedown. If I get taken down no fricking idea, never wrestled or done israelite jitsu in my life

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You never were rough housing as a kid? BJJ is basically like that.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I’ve done that kind of stuff but I’m guessing an experienced grappler would destroy me on the ground

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Just go with the flow, BJJ is just a more elaborate kid's fighting with broken bones, but broken bones usually heal. Jolly good fun.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >ok, let's go
    >go to my car and get an AR-15
    >Now what, Black person?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >go to my car and get an AR-15
      >go to car
      >not CCing at the gym
      Tell me you're under age, without telling me you're under age.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >let's take it outside the gym
    >Well, wwyd anon?
    WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE?! *BANG*
    >home gym master race

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >some old rubgy player wants to give me a cuddle
    bit gay unless it's in the showers

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what are you doing on my property?

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >agrees
    >sucker punches him in the gym before we could leave with all of my 220 pounds
    Nothing personnel kid

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I'd rather suck your dick in the bathroom stall qt 😉

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >ladies first
    >sock him on the back of the head

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Friendly reminder that breaking someone's neck only requires that you lean them forward while pulling their head back, using your bodyweight against theirs, like folding cards.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Friendly reminder that breaking someone's neck only requires that you lean them forward while pulling their head back, using your bodyweight against theirs, like folding cards.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        In this situation if you are the one being choked, what's stopping you from putting your thumb in the other person's eye before you run out of breath?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You can't even see where their eyes are, so good luck with that.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The guy's eyelids and neck muscles

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Eyelids are the thinnest piece of skin on the human body

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              You're thinking of corneas. Regardless he can easily screw his eyes shut and turn his head while you're groping behind yourself trying to poke him instead of fighting the choke.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Corneas aren't skin. Eyelids are skin. Eyelid skin is the thinnest skin on the human body.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Meant for

                You're thinking of corneas. Regardless he can easily screw his eyes shut and turn his head while you're groping behind yourself trying to poke him instead of fighting the choke.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          they see what you're trying to do so they turn their head away in response.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          If you've never been choked it's hard to understand how urgent wanting-not-to-be-choked feels. Your eyes feel like they're about to pop out, you can't breathe right on the spot and the skin on your face feels stretched, not to mention it hurts your neck.

          So while yeah technically the guy could try and claw the eyes, the attacker will simply move his head to the side, squeeze even harder and the victim automatically goes into whatever feels like will help him survive sooner. Which is not choking to death.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          A chokehold is sometimes constricting air, but properly applied it is really constricting bloodflow to the head. A well applied RNC can do both. You dont pass out from not being able to breathe, you pass out since your brain isn't getting any blood.

          That being said, being poked in the eye is really not a deterrent. I can turn my head, move it around and tighten my grip. If you are not defending the choke with your hands, you are going to go unconscious. If you tuck your chin, you're going to get your jaw broken.

          [...]
          [...]
          Makes sense, now if you aren't one who instigates the fight and someone puts you in a rear chokehold since depravation of oxygen can easily cause death would you be justified in using a knife to free yourself and if so where would you stab?

          Not many people who can fight well enough to put on a proper RNC will actively look for them. But it may happy. Listen man, if you're worried for your life and someone is a trained martial artist and is for some reason looking to seriously hurt you, stab wherever. However, getting your knife out is gonna be trick if your back is already taken. That being said, any sensible person will not fight someone with a knife. Ive trained for over 7 years with jiu jitsu, a good amount of wrestling in that time and do some muay thai. Im semi confident I could handle some idiot outside a bar. But if a knife is involved im running as fast as I can. No MA school that you have access too will ever prepare someone for a real encounter with a bladed weapon.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Because the moment your thumb gets close to my eye I'll smash your head into concrete.

          I don't get how people can't comprehend that if the other person is in a controlling position, they'll never ever let you do any of your ninjutsu Krav Maga shit to them. And once they realise you're trying to go for their eyes and balls they're just going punish you even harder for it.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            t. has never been in a real fight

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Manlets rise up.

        In this situation if you are the one being choked, what's stopping you from putting your thumb in the other person's eye before you run out of breath?

        Fear.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You can't even see where their eyes are, so good luck with that.

          The guy's eyelids and neck muscles

          Makes sense, now if you aren't one who instigates the fight and someone puts you in a rear chokehold since depravation of oxygen can easily cause death would you be justified in using a knife to free yourself and if so where would you stab?

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >a-a-are you asking me out ?
    >l-like on a date?
    *blushes*

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    that is so fricking gross, get it treated

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >nah
    <pussy
    >you are what you eat
    <...

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Streetfighting bums doesn't maintain my honor tbqhwyb

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I can gas him out at his own sport

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >throw some glass in his eye then dropkick him immediately
    sorry to tell you buddy,your cage groping doesnt compare to the real deal!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      based, I train but I would do shit like this given the chance

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >say again turkey, you want my what?

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    no thanks, I'm no a pathetic excuse for a human that resolves things through violence.
    Congrats on being a thug or whatever

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Well, wwyd anon?
    bring my knife

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    where the frick do you guys work out? everyone at my gym is a well behaved adult.

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You've heard of cauliflower ear, let me introduce to you hole-forehead you goddamn monkey I use tools to fight because I'm a fricking human bang bang wigger
    Should have learned how to live from the white man

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >sure we can wrestle, let me notify my three well armed friends, you can tell yours and we can have an honest physical dispute

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I would break my every limb and kowtow a thousand times

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >pepper spray you
    >when you're stumbling around, spray another load directly into your eyes and nostrils for 5 seconds

    Shouldn't have started shit, dumbo looking ass.

    ?t=595

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I have no idea who you are
    Then he turns around to leave and I hit him from behind with something heavy.

    And this is how you fight for real, kids.

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You really should be able to talk your way out of a fight.

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Thats antisemitic, please apologize

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Said c**t to an middle eastern guy he said the same, just said no i dont want to go outside.

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