Life hack number 69. If you have a big dick lie and say you are insecure, you only have a 5.5

Life hack number 69
If you have a big dick lie and say you are insecure, you only have a 5.5
It will make her think poorly of her exes in retrospect

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  1. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Women are morons when it comes to spatial reasoning. Ask them how much cum you shoot, they always think its a gallon

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      bro never heard of hyperbole

  2. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I also like to tell women I am 5’11 (I am actually 6’5)

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      We can't all be doing this! I'm 5'11 and say I'm 5'5.

  3. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    What if I have a 5.5? Do I say I have a 4?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What if I have a 5.5? Do I say I have a 4?
      Risky but wait till you have bedded her a few times so she doesn't dump you

  4. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I do this with height. I'm 6'3" but I always say I'm 6'0" (the cm equivalent anyways) when asked. Works wonders in a group with other males. 90% of the time someone will out himself as insecure by sparking a discussion

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      I do this with height too, im 5'6" and say I'm 5.4"
      That is the average girl height and they will argue with you till you measure up against them and once they realize you are taller you have a chance.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Checked.
      >say dumb thing
      >random guy corrects him
      >tehee he must be insecure
      kek, are you moronic?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Way too obvious and just makes you look a moron.

  5. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Life hack number 70.
    Work on yourself to the point where you become confident enough so that you don't feel insecure about a girls exes.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds hard, Id rather try to damage her memories of them compared to me.

  6. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Life Hack number 1
    If you must post on IST, ignore every piece of advice you hear. None of it is good.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      dicklet not over ex

  7. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fricking a non virgins
    literal cucks lmao
    do you also drink your coffee with 7 dicks in it ?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Every girl past the age of 11 is a non virgin.
      She just told you shes a virgin because thats what she heard turns guys on from youtube/tiktok.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        you can tell when the hymen is broke, moron

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >every woman is a prostitute
        Kys moron
        >every woman lies
        moron
        >actually believing anyone in (current year) thinks it's cool to claim to be a virgin
        moron
        Most men I've known throughout my life love sloppy seconds thirds fifths and so on. Standards have dropped on both sides.

  8. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dating a non virgin
    homosexual

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