Life just feels better when you're a bit drunk

Life just feels better when you're a bit drunk

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This but with weed

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What a life!

      Sure does but that’ll quickly turn into weekend long binges

      I should order a pidser

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Both of these, and with nic

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What a life!

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sure does but that’ll quickly turn into weekend long binges

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >weekend long binges
      More like 2 weeks long in my case.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just tried alcohol for the first time and I’m feeling so confident and extroverted. I think I should do this every day for the rest of my life

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have my first ever Zoom call coming up in a week or so. Thinking about drinking a couple of beers beforehand. Thoughts?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's a slippery slope. Me, my confidence scales almost exactly in parallel with my stupidity, so by the time I'm not nervous I'm moronic, which I only realize LATER.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Kek, understandable. Somehow I've always been able to avoid saying really stupid things though. Like, I've been super drunk around my sister but always managed to consciously keep myself from telling her about the time I sniffed her panties

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i get drunk and tell women i’m dating about the troony i slept with

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Are they into it?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                in a fake supportive kind of way to feel politically correct

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Lol. Sounds familiar. My aforementioned sister was super supportive of the trans stuff a few years ago. I should check in and see how she feels about it now, given how the tide is turning.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly I don't know how you guys wage slave without copious alcohol. I think I would be drunk 24x7 if I had to do some homosexual check ins or performance reviews. tbh I think alcohol would be the only thing stopping me from making a scene.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I just assume all my wagie coworkers are closet alchies like me. I honestly don't think I could consider them fully human if they weren't.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes kids drugs are fun. Just be real with yourself you are taking more and more aren't you? To chase that dragon but it keeps flying away? Not the first kid not the last kid who thought he had everything under control. Take the drugs, yet beware lest the drugs take you.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lol I'm 32 and I drink far less than I used to
      It's just... every time I have a few drinks, I consider going Druk mode

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Did every substance under the sun, and the closest I have gotten to inner peace is the period of sobriety after a ridiculously strong trip. I'm glad alcohol gets you there, it never scratched my itch.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just cracked open beer #3. This'll be the last one, I reckon

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this. only feel genuinely happy when im kinda drunk

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this doesnt belong on a health and fitness board. Alcohol is a poison and the correct amount to consume is 0. You have a problem and should go to AA

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like the post of a b***h with no balls

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Damn I wanna get drunk now. I'm tired of wasting my money tho.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can usually find Natural Ice cheap, and it's low cal per alcohol. Kind of a nothing/bad taste so put tabasco in it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For me it's the Icehouse tallboy (5.5% ABV at less than $2).

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      make your own wine from grape juice at home

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ENTER

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's coffee and Zyn

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >alcoholism is le based

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Alcoholism is fine in moderation.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yep, time for a 'gansett. *crack* *sip*

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    One day you'll look back and wonder why you ever got tricked into drinking in the first place.

    Life is so much better on the other side. Good luck.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Living life sober is why people decide to live on alcohol.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    im in my early 30s and have rarely been drunk. can probbly count on one hand

    i remember it was an enjoyable experience and actually acteda bit more social but i just dont care about doing it. then i saw that movie druk where they microdosed alcohol and i wonder if maybe i should start doing that. i am at rock bottom of life anyway.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    /fit/ discord.gg/7EAGcY7U

    Life also feels better when you’re not waking up with a hangover and you feel like you’re dying.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      High highs and low lows is just how it goes.

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