>lift like a mad man for 2 years
>finally get a hot gf
>always masks the stench of her shit by lighting matches and candels after pooping
Anyone else been disillusioned with the fruits of becoming IST?
>lift like a mad man for 2 years. >finally get a hot gf
>anon finally realizes women are retarded
Welcome, we've been waiting for you
My great grandmother used to do this. Always smelled like shit and burnt phosphorus. Idk what she hoped to achieve. I high quality fart fan is the way to go.
>high quality fart fan is the way to go
Can you elaborate
imagine the smell
sounds like your great grandma had racing streaks in her knickers bro
gross
>always masks the stench of her shit by lighting matches and candels after pooping
?
sniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiifffffffffff
>get girl
>she has a muscular ass, wide hips
>"just like my animes"
>her butt stinks
done. I'm an ace now.
can you describe the smell?
like shit, anon.
matches actually work. You burn away the stinky gas, which means you have to actually wave the fire around over the seat a bit after flushing, not just strike it and extinguish it
It doesnt burn away anything. Do you see the room burst into fire? No? Then use your head anon.
Do you people not have air freshener?
Or… windows?
Pop a can of febreeze in there and a window. It'll just smell like shit and candles otherwise.
Girl go pooppy xd stinky
>t. defecating woman
god i hate it.
Get her on a better diet and her shits won't stink so bad. Also get a fucking fan for your bathroom
I started using this thing called poo-pourri (reddit name I know) cause my roommate got it. it's this thing that sprays a layer of fragrant oils on top of the toilet water so I guess odors can't get out from under the water. I shit you not this stuff works.
it's kind of expensive though, you could probably get a similar result just dropping a few drops of fragrance/essential oil on the water, try it out
and get that stinky bitch on a better diet lol
>I shit you not
Heh
>everyone missing the point that OP wants to smell the shit but is frustrated by the whore covering it up
>anon discovers women don't actually shit rainbows
wait till you find out about her period. eww!
>itt fags whoever never shit in an outhouse or porta John
Shit stinks. I’ve shit in and smelled things that would make a buzzard wretch dry
can you beat an entire goat left in a garage chest freezer with no electricity for 2 months?
fucking middle eastern tenants are the worst
they are so fucking stupid its shocking just how low iq some people are
these are the type of people that should not be able to make their own decisions
anyway that rotting goat flesh stench would burn out all of your nose hairs lol
Women are the more vulgar, disgusting sex. Think of how much effort the average woman must go through to groom herself, make herself look pretty, and hide her disgusting vaginal smells. A man can grow facial hair and go up in looks. Not a woman. A man can have a hairy assbut not a woman. When a man doesn't clean his genitals for a week their might be a decent oder depending on how physically active he was. I'd a woman does the same thing it can empty entire rooms.
there might be*
I douse the toilet in bleach. Much more effective masking and it makes a toilet smell like it should. But I don't do disgusting shits because I'm not pLaNt BaSeD like every stupid female.
>move in with bf
>bf shits outside of home
Does that make me the man of the house now?
>bf
wat r u, a fgt
welcome to IST
that's impossible, women do not poop
What did you think women's shit smelled like?
Always imagined it was kind of like the McChicken
>mfw when I'll never have a hot stinky butt gf
Im curious as to what you thought another human’s shit smelled like. Did you think hot girls shitting would be odorless?