>lift like a mad man for 2 years. >finally get a hot gf

>lift like a mad man for 2 years
>finally get a hot gf
>always masks the stench of her shit by lighting matches and candels after pooping

Anyone else been disillusioned with the fruits of becoming IST?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >anon finally realizes women are moronic
    Welcome, we've been waiting for you

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    My great grandmother used to do this. Always smelled like shit and burnt phosphorus. Idk what she hoped to achieve. I high quality fart fan is the way to go.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >high quality fart fan is the way to go
      Can you elaborate

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      imagine the smell

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      sounds like your great grandma had racing streaks in her knickers bro

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        gross

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >always masks the stench of her shit by lighting matches and candels after pooping

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ?

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    sniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiifffffffffff

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >get girl
    >she has a muscular ass, wide hips
    >"just like my animes"
    >her butt stinks
    done. I'm an ace now.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      can you describe the smell?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        like shit, anon.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    matches actually work. You burn away the stinky gas, which means you have to actually wave the fire around over the seat a bit after flushing, not just strike it and extinguish it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It doesnt burn away anything. Do you see the room burst into fire? No? Then use your head anon.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Do you people not have air freshener?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Or… windows?

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Pop a can of febreeze in there and a window. It'll just smell like shit and candles otherwise.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Girl go pooppy xd stinky

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >t. defecating woman

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      god i hate it.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Get her on a better diet and her shits won't stink so bad. Also get a fricking fan for your bathroom

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I started using this thing called poo-pourri (reddit name I know) cause my roommate got it. it's this thing that sprays a layer of fragrant oils on top of the toilet water so I guess odors can't get out from under the water. I shit you not this stuff works.

    it's kind of expensive though, you could probably get a similar result just dropping a few drops of fragrance/essential oil on the water, try it out

    and get that stinky b***h on a better diet lol

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >I shit you not
      Heh

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >everyone missing the point that OP wants to smell the shit but is frustrated by the prostitute covering it up

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >anon discovers women don't actually shit rainbows
    wait till you find out about her period. eww!

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >itt gays whoever never shit in an outhouse or porta John
    Shit stinks. I’ve shit in and smelled things that would make a buzzard wretch dry

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      can you beat an entire goat left in a garage chest freezer with no electricity for 2 months?

      fricking middle eastern tenants are the worst
      they are so fricking stupid its shocking just how low iq some people are
      these are the type of people that should not be able to make their own decisions

      anyway that rotting goat flesh stench would burn out all of your nose hairs lol

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Women are the more vulgar, disgusting sex. Think of how much effort the average woman must go through to groom herself, make herself look pretty, and hide her disgusting veganal smells. A man can grow facial hair and go up in looks. Not a woman. A man can have a hairy assbut not a woman. When a man doesn't clean his genitals for a week their might be a decent oder depending on how physically active he was. I'd a woman does the same thing it can empty entire rooms.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      there might be*

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I douse the toilet in bleach. Much more effective masking and it makes a toilet smell like it should. But I don't do disgusting shits because I'm not pLaNt BaSeD like every stupid female.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >move in with bf
    >bf shits outside of home

    Does that make me the man of the house now?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >bf
      wat r u, a fgt

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        welcome to IST

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    that's impossible, women do not poop

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What did you think women's shit smelled like?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Always imagined it was kind of like the McChicken

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw when I'll never have a hot stinky butt gf

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Im curious as to what you thought another human’s shit smelled like. Did you think hot girls shitting would be odorless?

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