I don't think Jesus ever went into detail about the kingdom of heaven thing. All this "it's a paradise realm afterlife we'll get new bodies and see each other again" thing is just speculation isn't it?
The entire afterlife aspect of Christianity was a retcon to appeal to the Europeans who had spent millenia believing in Hel and reincarnation and Valhalla and shit like that. Semites have never believed in the afterlife
So I'm just supposed to wander around this city on the clouds for all eternity? Won't that get boring? Will I have a job? Considering there have been billions of Christians throughout history. how are they all going to fit in one city? What is heaven's tax policy?
The dimensions given for the heavenly city in Revelations are a cube with sides double the length of the state of California. 11 billion people could each have a cubic kilometer to themselves, assuming normal Euclidean geometry applies.
Heavenly bodies do not require sustenance or rest, so why would you need a job or housing anyway? Taxes assume public programs and works that need to be funded and staffed, which wouldn't be the case if God just waves a hand and makes things happen. Given Heaven means perfect union with an infinite being with infinite knowledge and power, you would therefore have infinite stimulus and never get bored.
you will be forgiven as long as you repent in face of judgement though
that's the whole point
many people don't realize how esay and simple it is to go to heaven
you can sin all you want in life, and all you need to revert back to 100 good boy points is simply repent
(obviously you have to be sincere from the heart about it, there's no point in pretending to repent just to outside, when He can still see how you really feel and think inside)
It's a sin to be lazy but it's also a sin to be obsessed. So most of you also wont get into heaven for having obsessions, lust, and all other sins you're committing on a daily basis
If Jesus can move a bigass boulder 3 days after dying from being crucified, I can at least deadlift 150kg at the end of a 3 days fast after a day of cardio session.
The bible says that God is perfect and we're but menstrual rags compared to him. His son can do anything and you can squirm around in the dirt like the worm you are. (If I read it correctly)
>he believes there was nothing for eternity then the universe sprang into existence, hardcoded with a tonne of scientific laws & constants that are perfectly fine tuned for life (light, matter, gravity, electromagnetism), that a load of rocks bounced off eachother to form earth, perfect distance from the sun, spinning a perfect 24 hours in a day, and tilting up and down so all sides get an equal distribution of sunlight, and that cells randomly appeared and recreated themselves from muddy water, evolving over billions of years , without that 1 lifeline ending, and that they evolved to be humans >he considers himself more intelligent than 'believers' who believe in god
Only brainlets think that universe needs a starting point. Earth being habitable was a miracle, but consider the fact that being born as a conscious organism kind of required you to be born on a habitable planet in first place.
Heaven is cope for lard asses who liter and pollute the planet. When you die all of your cells decompose and go back to the ecosystem here on Earth. You are still going to he here whether you like it, or not. Some advanced physics will probably explain the concept of being reincarnated as some other conscious being soon.
There is no heaven. There is no god. We do not exist outside of life. When you die, you cease to exist.
Wubba Luba dub dub
God also commands us to take care of our body. Sounds like cope to me.
Get a load of this fedora wearing gay
>wubba luba
Interesting how pedos really really don't want a hell to be their final destination
God was a pedo. Mary was 12 years old when he shagged her. If anything, going after old hags angers him.
Doesn’t mean you should be a fat lazy shit.
>when you try to go to heaven but God asks you why you never worked out
>is not only a dyel gay but also a christcuck brainlets
>is op
Checks out
Checks out
I don't think Jesus ever went into detail about the kingdom of heaven thing. All this "it's a paradise realm afterlife we'll get new bodies and see each other again" thing is just speculation isn't it?
The entire afterlife aspect of Christianity was a retcon to appeal to the Europeans who had spent millenia believing in Hel and reincarnation and Valhalla and shit like that. Semites have never believed in the afterlife
They did in Christ's day. A religious faction that didn't, the Sadducees won out among the garden gnomes after the outbreak of Christianity.
>here's your new body bro, it's just like the one you had on earth
>what do you mean you are not happy with it?
So I'm just supposed to wander around this city on the clouds for all eternity? Won't that get boring? Will I have a job? Considering there have been billions of Christians throughout history. how are they all going to fit in one city? What is heaven's tax policy?
Your atman will become part of the supreme spirit.
You will be a wagie at the McDonald's in Heaven.
The dimensions given for the heavenly city in Revelations are a cube with sides double the length of the state of California. 11 billion people could each have a cubic kilometer to themselves, assuming normal Euclidean geometry applies.
Heavenly bodies do not require sustenance or rest, so why would you need a job or housing anyway? Taxes assume public programs and works that need to be funded and staffed, which wouldn't be the case if God just waves a hand and makes things happen. Given Heaven means perfect union with an infinite being with infinite knowledge and power, you would therefore have infinite stimulus and never get bored.
>he doesnt know how to neetmaxx even if god explicitly tells him to do so
you will not be rewarded for sloth
>muh 7 deadly sins
not even in the bible
Read proverbs.
Read Acts
the 7 sins are derive from a hermits realization that they're are"flaws in the heart" that drive us to sin and included faithlessness along with them.
you will be forgiven as long as you repent in face of judgement though
that's the whole point
many people don't realize how esay and simple it is to go to heaven
you can sin all you want in life, and all you need to revert back to 100 good boy points is simply repent
(obviously you have to be sincere from the heart about it, there's no point in pretending to repent just to outside, when He can still see how you really feel and think inside)
peak christcuckism
>implying you can go to heaven if you don't even lift
Christ is king!
Can't wait till I get to garden gnome heaven because I followed the gnomish fairy tales and prayed to a garden gnome on a stick!
Here is your fedora.
It's a sin to be lazy but it's also a sin to be obsessed. So most of you also wont get into heaven for having obsessions, lust, and all other sins you're committing on a daily basis
>Hello fella, you taken steroids? you know that is a sin right? into the gnomish pit of fire you go cheater!
holy crap, his pants grew into a blanket!
If Jesus can move a bigass boulder 3 days after dying from being crucified, I can at least deadlift 150kg at the end of a 3 days fast after a day of cardio session.
The bible says that God is perfect and we're but menstrual rags compared to him. His son can do anything and you can squirm around in the dirt like the worm you are. (If I read it correctly)
>if I read it correctly
No man can interpret the word of God correctly and relate what he knows to others. He would be called a madman and exiled.
Nah, God has only two rules:
1. If I say you're out you're out.
2. No fat chicks.
Fat, lazy slobs end up in hell, retard. Thou shalt not consume thy bodyweight in McDonalds and finish it off with a diet coke.
Hispanics don't go to heaven, sorry anon
>he believes there was nothing for eternity then the universe sprang into existence, hardcoded with a tonne of scientific laws & constants that are perfectly fine tuned for life (light, matter, gravity, electromagnetism), that a load of rocks bounced off eachother to form earth, perfect distance from the sun, spinning a perfect 24 hours in a day, and tilting up and down so all sides get an equal distribution of sunlight, and that cells randomly appeared and recreated themselves from muddy water, evolving over billions of years , without that 1 lifeline ending, and that they evolved to be humans
>he considers himself more intelligent than 'believers' who believe in god
Only brainlets think that universe needs a starting point. Earth being habitable was a miracle, but consider the fact that being born as a conscious organism kind of required you to be born on a habitable planet in first place.
Of course it needs a starting point retard. You can't get something from nothing.
i always thought you would return to the happiest with your body you ever were when you got to heaven
Heaven is cope for lard asses who liter and pollute the planet. When you die all of your cells decompose and go back to the ecosystem here on Earth. You are still going to he here whether you like it, or not. Some advanced physics will probably explain the concept of being reincarnated as some other conscious being soon.
Lmao gay, I bet you believe the earth is gonna explode because of CO2 too
I lift so I can make the most out of the body and of the life God gave me.
Actually you get your glorified body in the new earth, at the resurrection of the dead. You don't have a body in the intermediate state of heaven.