lmao this grifter got baby trapped kek. I can already smell the alimony

lmao this grifter got baby trapped kek
I can already smell the alimony

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >mafia film study
    truly the peak of education

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >that flag
    imagine being an incel britbong that goes overseas to try getting laid and a couple of years later you get divorce raped

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >mexican mom
    >anglo/germoid dad
    >private school here is in german
    Der Junge wird autistisch werden.
    Look at Warmachine, never mix Teutonic blood with Aztec/Mayan Blood.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Four languages from the get-go
    Kid is going to be a special retard

    My friend's kids' mother speaks Swedish to them, he speaks Finnish, they live in Japan where they go to an English school.

    They are 13 and 11 and only language they know well is some sort of self-made Creole and other languages are poor shit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They're retarded because they're Swedish and Finnish, it's nothing to do with four languages trust me
      t. Dane

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        haista paska

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        fuck off you speak 3 languages which are 95% similar and then English

        Are you really going to make the argument that Japanese, English are just as similar as Finnish and Swedish when most of Finland speaks Swedish?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >b-b-but muh agglutination

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >most of Finland speaks Swedish

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >me in British English (James Bond)

    lmfao wut

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    this shit never works, the kid chooses a favourite language and uses it one-sidedly whenever he knows the person he's speaking to understands it, then eventually grows up and forgets the rest. At best you can teach two languages this way

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed, a friend of mine could speak 3 languages as a kid but now he almost struggles with his main ones kek

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I know a Filipino immigrant who knows 3 (English/Tagalog/Tribal dialect). As long as you have more than 1 person you converse with constantly you should stay decently sharp with all of the languages. She spoke English to Americans, dialect to her family, and watched shows with Tagalog dubbing.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Kids going to be special

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >kids going to be special
    as a kid who grew up being forced to learn 4 languages I can confirm

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Special Ed kid grew up to shit post on IST

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >muh e-celeb! They're muh inflooincing!

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus that poor fucking kid.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Am i having a stroke becauase i cant tell what this clown is trying to say

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's quite badly written, but you should be able to understand it if English is your first language.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I guarantee im whiter than you are, you genetic mutt goblin. Now fuck off dyel.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I... didn't say anything about skin colour. Are you feeling all right?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I know you didnt. Having trouble reading porch monkey scum?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              You're the one who had trouble understanding OP's pic, lmao.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Sigh, post 23 and Me or whatever you need or else you're just a self-hating garden gnome.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry, my mother would only shriek at me in dead languages when I tried to talk to her.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That kid's going to be the chudest of them all

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know who this person is or why I'm supposed to know. That being said, two native languages is best by test, more than that and your kid needs to be really smart and receive a very high level education to master all of them.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He's successful, baby trapped implies you're financially fucked and chained to some dying banker/Israeli vassal state for decades.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Feb birth
    Son ngmi. Summer chads 4 tha win

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's summer 4me.
      Maybe she is going to give birth in Peru to get the summer birth stat boost.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Anyone got the pic of women talking about how guys with a summer birthday turn them off? Kinda feminine bro

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I would never forgive my father if I developed some severely autistic spanish/german/portuguese accent hybrid in English (the only language that actually matters) just so he could brag that I can understand those other 3 at a middle school level

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >kids going to be special
    More like special ed.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why the fuck would you do this to your child though, the kid's going to shoot his parents one day. Just give him good education and make him eat decent and do some sport and it'll be plenty. Only extremely neurotic people would treat their offspring like OP pic

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, teaching your kid a second language and having them learn and instrument when they're young is very valuable. I love music and would love to make music, but my parents never forced me and now I just play a hand drum like an African tribesman. I love languages and would've loved to learn another language, but I don't want to invest so much time in living in another country to learn their language.

      My priorities when I have kids, inshallah, are
      >Make them feel loved
      >Be a good masculine role model. Never be angry with them.
      >Provide them a good education, private tutors for math and sciences, private schools for humanities.
      >Ensure their good social and mental development through sports, good diet, and minimizing stress.
      >and then extra skills like instruments and languages.

      You're right though, kick boxing and weight training for a kid is totally retarded.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        BJJ and wrestling, on the other hand, makes kids into little savages that will absolutely annihilate the other kids.

        Ensure your child knows how to double leg or ankle pick a motherfucker. They'll better for it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          100%, good idea. I think best if you sign them up when they're 13/14 but don't force them to continue if they don't want to. As long as the kid is athletic and strong before that age I wouldn't think there's a problem with them being unable to fight other kids. What do you think?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Just train with your kids bro. Just think about it as something that you do, not that you’re forcing/intentionally not forcing them to do it. Just have it be what you do. Feel surprise when other parents don’t

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >people try to force their ideals onto a kid
    The kid will play video games 14 hours a day and post pepes. Calling it now.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    More like he will be burnt out because he just wants to learn about dinos or look at bugs

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Not saying I'm hoping the kid turns out anything other than healthy or happy, but him turning out to be effete and sickly would be the kind of irony that the cosmos likes to throw people's way.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >(James Bond)
    Because he thinks people don't know what British English is???

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    His son will speak of his father with nothing but spiteful vitriol

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Eh, I was born in England from Chilean parents and they've always spoken Spanish to me and I didn't turn out too terribly, just s bit socially rerarded and generally slow on conversation. Lived in Chile since I was 10. Don't think speaking different languages is what made me autistic

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I actually knew a guy who spoke Korean, English and Japanese from childhood on, yet was unable to speak Korean and Japanese without confusing the two constantly. A VERY smart guy "despite" this, there just isn't a reasonable way to expect people who aren't gifted in such an oddly specific expertise to do a task like this flawlessly.

    Also what will you tell the kid if AI advancements make native speaker quality real time translations possible in his lifetime? He obviously won't learn 4 languages anyways, shits just a big mess if you ask me.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      My brother and his wife speak english to the kids at home while the kids speak dutch in school. The kids are native level at both. Maybe a third one would have been too much.

      https://i.imgur.com/A9B3c1H.jpg

      lmao this grifter got baby trapped kek
      I can already smell the alimony

      >Four languages from the get-go
      Kid is going to be a special retard

      My friend's kids' mother speaks Swedish to them, he speaks Finnish, they live in Japan where they go to an English school.

      They are 13 and 11 and only language they know well is some sort of self-made Creole and other languages are poor shit.

      It's hard enough to learn one language well, most people aren't even particularly articulate in their first language. A language is a crap-ton of memorization and needs a good bit of immersion to stick. There's a reason true polyglots are few and far between.
      Also a child's brain plasticity works in the other way too, as quick as they are to take in information they are quick to lose it if not used regularly.
      In short this kid is gonna be messed up and hate his parents at best.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    See you in 18 years kiddo

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Todd Marinovich sends his regards

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >putting too much pressure and expectations on your kid, the sociopathic narcissist father edition, social media influencer parents speedrun

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this is also the ''trying to re-run my own life perfect like I wanted to have it through my kid'' or ''vicariously living through my kid and using them as a meat sock puppet to live my own fantasies'' trope.

      I seriously hope you guys don't do that.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Picking what sports/activities your kid "will" do is gay as fuck. My future kids will have to have some sort of sport, but they'll get to choose what they want to specifically do. Football? Go for it. Kickboxing? Go for it. Figure skating? Go for it. Curling? Go for it. As long as they're active and healthy I won't care.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My brother and his wife speak english to the kids at home while the kids speak dutch in school. The kids are native level at both. Maybe a third one would have been too much.

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