This is what is keeping me from trying out one of these fitness centers. The thought of working out while some employee is ready to close up the shop and then he locks you inside, trapping you there with no way out. Its wild that they don't have digital membership cards to let members open the door from the inside (they don't even have to grant you access from the outside). Instead once the door is shut and locked that's it, you're sealed inside the gym indefinitely...
Yep, that guy actually starved to death in that gym cuz he got locked in before the holidays.
Even planet fitness, the supposed safest gym there is has this problem. Recently people were stuck inside during a flash flood, its a miracle they didn't drown. Imagine trying to climb up on top of an exercise machine while the water rises, just nightmarish stuff
you morons scared of little water?
thats some fucking sketchy looking water though bros
because it's a flood you dumb shit, it's picking up loose dirt
It also backfills the stormwater and sewer systems, so it's full of literal feces.
Don't swim in floodwater.
and aids blood from the gay that slipped and hit his head in it
>"ALLIGATORS could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this planet fitness before. There could be ALLIGATORS anywhere." The cool water felt good against his bare legs. "I HATE ALLIGATORS" he thought. Sweet Dreams are Made of These reverberated the entire gym, making it pulsate even as the $9 supplements circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of reptiles after a flash flood. "With a gym, you can train any muscle you want" he said to himself, out loud.
I can't be the only autist who patrolled the shallow end using my arms to hold my body up and larp as an alligator
I still do that literally any time i'm in water
Why would you stop? Alligators never stop
Finally, someone who sees where I'm coming from!
Sorry, I guess I'm just afraid of any apex predator that lived through the K-T extinction. Physically unchanged for a hundred million years, because it's the perfect killing machine.
probably wouldn't drown but being stuck in dirty ass water overnight with nowhere to rest would fucking suck
>scared of little water?
>looks like the toilet after a bout of horrific liquid diarrhea
That's raw sewage
get over it they'll come back at opening
it's just water you fucking gay
>now's my chance to break through the 525 squat max
> load 675 on the bar
> unrack it
> plunge into the murky depths
> buoyancy allows full return to lockout
> remember it's planet fitness and there are no barbells
> drown in the smith machine
They sure did
Peak time to hop on the rowing machine
>the supposed safest gym there is has this problem
stop talking like a politician. You come across as a retard.
Your second sentence is redundant.
If they have a climbing rope id finnly be able to show off my useless army rope climbing skill and that might let me enjoy watching everylne drown
Back when I was homeless for a few years I used to live in a 24 hour gym. AC, showers, tv. Was really nice. Used to sleep in a shower stall in the locker room
bs you'd get found out in a few days
>you're sealed inside the gym indefinitely
No, you're sealed inside of the gym until they open up the next morning at 5am. Stop being such a pussy. You're acting like sleeping in an empty gym for a couple of hours is the worst thing that could happen to you. If you were smart you would intentionally try to get locked in before you work out so you don't have to wait around for shit.
>implying you wouldn't be seething because you wouldn't be able to go home and get a post-workout meal in
Does your gym not have protein drinks/cookies?
Fucking retard should just leave through a fire door, I would probably smash a window with a dumbbell so the wagie got in trouble for locking me in there
The fire doors are locked when they close for the night. At least, that's how it was at the supermarket I used to work at. I heard its not against the law as long as no people are inside and well, clearly they forgot about OP, not sure if that would be enough to get the owners in serious trouble though
no they are not if they are installed correctly, you can exit but you cant enter
>The fire doors are locked when they close for the night
Fire codes means they legally can't install fire doors that can be locked. Now, finding the fire door is a entirely different matter.
Japan is a country where getting the pills isn't hard
But you are discouraged from seeking the pills, so knowing that the pills even exist is uncommon knowledge.
Same with things like behavior therapy.
Fire doors are required to be unlocked at all times for just such a situation where there IS someone inside.
As I used to say when I worked as a security guard when people asked if they might be locked in "You can always leave, just can't come back in."
This is what I would do to. I dont know the legal ramifications of this but cant u just say u were entrapped or some shit
>wife tells him to stay there so she can call tyrone over
Americans are mentally ill
Nice try, chinky.
He’s Mormon. She’s probably popping a Xanax, crying over not being worthy enough, and wishing she could drown her 7 sons
Do mormons even into prescription meds? I thought because of the no-caffeine thing they stayed away from all mind altering stuff
Utah has the highest rate of SSRI and anti anxiety prescriptions in the country. It’s hard work being so close to Mormon Jesus
Neat. I wonder if the strict social code is involved. Not sure what SSRI use looks like in Japan but they've got hikikomori so could be something there.
Japan is very much not into mental health. If you're in a city you can expect your commute to be delayed 2-3 times a month due to someone an heroing by jumping in front of the train. If you're on yamanote line probably once a week
t. Lived there for 2 years
Imagine being this bitter about whites with children
>that will be 29.99$
>+ tip for the gym receptionist
Do Americans really
depending on the receptionist they may have a very hard job actually, they often have to clean the equipment so...
a tip would be nice. (but not required)
Am american, would never even consider tipping a gym receptionist. I scoff at the very idea
fake af, all those lights are on
most businesses leave dim lights on when they close so if someone robs the place they can actually see him on the security cameras
This is the most racist thing I've seen today
I would just throw a dumbbell through a window.
What's the next step of your master plan?
absolutely rekt and mogged beyond belief
I hate american and am now Pro-China
Seems like heaven
OP is afraid to end up in the Manlet Dungeon.
The gym I go to is open 24/7. I have a keycard to get in and out.
Couldn't he just go through a fire exit?
It must suck to be some schizo with no sense of how likely something is to happen to you then you just cherrypick random news examples and get afraid of all sorts of random black swan events.
imagine being black in that situation. Instantly assumed to be a thief and gets gunned down
>He doesn't want the free gains.