Looking to get dick-skin ripped before summer. Is it possible?

Looking to get dick-skin ripped before summer. Is it possible?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ss + gomad, you know the routine fatty

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I’m a powerlifter

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    even if you did a water fast straight to july you'd still be over weight

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You could rip the skin off your dick in seconds/minutes. plenty of time before summer

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I’m a powerlifter

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    sure bro just rip your skin off and you’ll lose a lot of weight. kys

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I’m a powerlifter

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What up peeeemp

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is Wings really that fat now? He looks worse than boogie. I remember years ago he was overweight but not deathly obese.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Oh it’s really bad, his neck is consuming his face

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Just the dick gains were more than enough for me to start into fitness. My dick has almost doubled its size since i lost a "bit" of fat

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The thing you don't understand is its not worth my while

    Lets say I go on a 1000 calorie deficit, youtube takes 30% of that right off the bat, then uncle same takes another 40% and when you add car maintanence and the ventillation system for my modular home im left with a 100 calorie deficit, im hungry, my mood is terrible, hell I feel terrible and I dont even lose weight, so stop giving advice about things you know nothing about

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Shout out to Lummox and the hoodlums

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    goddamn wings is one chunky mf

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i knew he was fat but my god man
    what are these folds man?

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It will take 1 hour of lifting to be ready to step on stage to compete and win mr olmypia

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    LOOK HERE

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is that wings?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Consequences have actions, pimp

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Brah you'll be out on the beach with all the cuties. I have faith in you, king.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    assuming
    - 1 pound of weight = 3500 calories
    - you want to lose 250 pounds
    - there is about 90 days till summer
    - your typical TDE is 2000

    if you ran/walked a fricking marathon every day and burned 3000 calories you could lose about 42 pounds a month or 128 pounds before June

    Interestingly, this guy
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Kimelman#:~:text=I%20fasted%20for%20as%20long,Guinness%20Book%20of%20World%20Records.
    mostly fasted for 7 months and lost 355 pounds, or about 50 pounds a month. Article doesn't mention exercise, but I seriously doubt he was running a marathon every day at 400 pounds. CICO doesnt explain everything, and the proof is in the pudding that you can lose a shit ton of weight in a short amount of time if you have infinite willpower.

    You will have nasty skin though and look deflated as frick.

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