>lose weight. >lift. >get?

>lose weight
>lift
>get IST
alright cool i can finally have sex now
>every girl in my area has suddenly decided that the circus clown look is the way to go with mountain dew kickstart orange and piss yellow and monster energy green hair
>it was all for nothing
Who is into this shit and why is it a thing? Explain yourself zoom zooms.

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >anon gets healthy
    >anon is not attracted to people with mental illness
    Shocker

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Girls with dyed hair (except blond) are damaged goods. Remember this

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      girls who dye their hair fake blonde have something much worse going on

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Worse than blue or green? I doubt it

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fake blondes get my dick diamonds. Especially latinas or asians with fake blonde hair.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think brunettes who dye thier hair auburn or ginger look pretty hot. brunettes are so versatile, they look good in many different hair colors

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah that's why I get a discount for their love and attention.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >guy who had excuses for not getting laid still has excuses
    Frankly, I’m shocked.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did this thread time travel from 2011 or something

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dying your hair in unnatural colors has been fashionable for young people since what, the 1970s?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >has been fashionable
      Go to bed old timer

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    a dye job costs like an hour's wages, just get one and see how the world treats you. you did the hard part already

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >a dye job costs like an hour's wages
      Maybe in the trailer par Ricky. I paid for my ex to go blonde one (at my request) and its cost 300$. That was year ago. Can't even imagine what it must cost now.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >every girl
    wrong.
    go find normal ones. they're out there

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Doesn't find the manic pixie dream girl archetype hot
    You are such a homosexual.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes YOU, you zoom zoom. Explain why clown hair/your buzzword is hot!?

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Move to the country anon. I know it sounds cliche but it's truly the only way out of clown world. I live in a town of a out 3,000 people and there's only one girl here who looks like all those modern zoomer morons and nearly everyone hates her and her family.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's exactly where I am. It isn't a problem in the big city actually, just out here in the sticks.

      I really really really really REALLY, REALLY, REALLY like the chin-length pastel pink/candyfloss bob cut

      Just looks so cute and sexy

      OP is gay btw

      t.femanon

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Hair Dye invented in 1907
    >*French spongebob voice* "177 years later"
    >"So apparently women are dying their hair now? Clearly THIS is the reason i will continue to never have sex"

    lmao will incels ever stop losing?

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I really really really really REALLY, REALLY, REALLY like the chin-length pastel pink/candyfloss bob cut

    Just looks so cute and sexy

    OP is gay btw

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You don't attract what you want, you attract what you are.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But that can't be right, I only ever get gays hitting on me

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it’s the zoomers!
    >*15 year old picture*
    This isn’t new.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mary Elizabeth Winsted made me diamonds when I saw her in this. I would have fought 7 exes to sniff her elbow. Now, that character is a basic, boring ho to me. I think the hair-dying thing is too easy and accessible now. It's no longer a brave, subversive style, it's a cheap ploy for attention.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bro, Manic Panic was popular in the mid 80’s, probably earlier. And the true hottie of the movie was Allison Pill.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any shades of red, orange, green or blue and she's gone forever man.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    stop being poor and go find normal women

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like it. My girl looks like this chick, except with red hair.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >homicide girls

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Those that yell the loudest, love the loudest.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    move to europe. america is the worst place in the entire world to meet women, while american men have the most sexual soft power in europe out of anyone
    uve basically been missing out and no body told you

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the most sexual soft power
      What does this even mean?

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just ignore women. I have been much happier that way.

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