>makes followers of literally any (meme) diet seethe

>makes followers of literally any (meme) diet seethe

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    t. german

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My meme diet is CICO
    I mostly just eat stuff that's already measured out in a can or little package

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How do I stop myself from eating half a loaf of bread whenever I bake it.
    It smells and tastes so good

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Bake half less

    • 1 month ago
      blastbro

      Bake less often
      That's the only way
      Homemade bread is goat
      Oh or you could also bake a more hydrated bread so you're eating more air (and so less calories)

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Lift more youre chronically tired from meme diets by people who want to look for their wife at the beach or the pool or some shit.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >and there she was
          >just lounging there all frickin day didnt even wanna go to frickin college
          >shes perfect

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Really hydrated bread dough is such a pain to handle though, last few times I tried it, I fricked it up.
        Too sticky, doesn't hold shape well

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I've done no-knead ciabatta and it turned out fine, zero work.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why is it so good?

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >baguette with a good olive oil and some salt
    One of the big reasons why I'll never see a six pack.
    Absolutely divine.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i just made a loaf of jalapeno cheddar wheat bread

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    YOU VILL EAT ZE BREAD
    YOU VILL EAT ZE KARTOFEL
    YOU VILL EAT ZE CARBS
    AND YOU VILL LIKE IT

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's ok for the low fat high carb sect.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ever since i started doing bench x bench ohp x x and hitting back after, arms all the time and legs 1-2x in this cycle i have been maintaining on 1000 calories more than before easily. Also built muscle on maintenance.

    Go for pasta and make it like a french omelette its like 800cals a stick and i think it improved my metabolism and gains drastically.

    >eat ~2hrs before lifting
    > coffee liquor weed nicotine throughout and a meal pwo stack

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody asked

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Good enough for god, good enough for me.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's good enough for the god of slave morality according to israelites who wrote your comic books

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >My God wears diapers
      The state of religion these days.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's good enough for the god of slave morality according to israelites who wrote your comic books

        NGMI

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        muslim detected

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >not worshipping a God who craps his pants makes you a Muslim

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            "would god shit his diaper?" is a very muslim argument

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Not addressing the point is a very christian trait

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                There is no point, just edge

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Not addressing the point is a very christian trait

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                there's several ways you could address it, but it just doesn't come up among non-arabs who aren't weirdly scatological

                You argue a lot with Muslims?

                it's just a uniquely muslim counter-apologetic

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                There is no arguing with Muslims. They have no obligation to truth and lies that defend their religion are justified. It's no better than shouting down a train whistle

                >doesnt answer the question again
                Classic Christin rhetoric

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                i don't know i'm not a christian apologist, but a normal person would ask something like "did jesus ever make a mistake" and an arab would ask "what about poop"

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              You argue a lot with Muslims?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                There is no arguing with Muslims. They have no obligation to truth and lies that defend their religion are justified. It's no better than shouting down a train whistle

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                So they are like the followers of all the other israelite religions?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Islam and Judaism allows it, Christianity does not

                [...]
                >doesnt answer the question again
                Classic Christin rhetoric

                There is no question to answer. Just some moronic assertions

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I make my own bread.
      >tfw

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You know how hard it is to get decent bread in America? All this shit is mass produced corporate goyslop filled with hydrogenated shortening or sugar. Meanwhile in germany and the rest of europe, they have dedicated bread bakeries that have been running for the past 500 years and perfected the art. Frick this country

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Baking your own bread is fricking awesome. Found a simple white bread recipe and currently have a loaf in the oven that I use for sandwiches. I refuse to buy stuff at the store now. I fricking love cooking bros. I'm gonna be attempting to make pic related tonight for dinner.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      add baking powder to make it flakier as a crust

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'll give it a shot with the next loaf anon. Thanks for the tip.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    YEAST = DANDRUFF

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bread's done!

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Any bread bakers ITT looking for a husband?

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    First attempt at making beef wellington. It's tender as frick but I need more practice.

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