>makes years of training and workout completely pointless in your way

>makes years of training and workout completely pointless in your way

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    what's the matter dyle, got mogged into oblivion again?

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    this bro been tryna turn screws by hand lmao

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Found the construction moron

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I can't afford an 80 dollar electric drill: the post

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    A screwdriver. Do you want to know how I know you're British?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      oi! you got a lawyncense for this shkroodriva m8?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        you tried way too hard. go back.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its always funny when average joe workers wanna compare strength. My forearm strength >>>>> nobodys who dont work out.
    Ive armwrestled, carried, and gone to the gym with these people. None of them can outperform me.

    Not saying that im untouchable, but im essentially untouchable for people who dont work out.

    Example; Static holds with a barbell: Im at 250lbs for 1 minute.
    My mate who brags about his forearm strength and is working all day screwing in shit; 155lbs for 1 minute.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He gets paid for it and you get to brag about it on a homoerotic imageboard

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have a job m8 where i actually screw shit in all day.
        I dont work out to brag about it here, i do it to feel better mentally and because its fun. I just Its more about what is realistic imo, and people larping about how strong or good they are at things, when they compare themselves to skinny office nerds is just silly.

        there's no strength to compare, gymcel. A piece of pointed steel vs your guts always wins. You'd be surprised how little it takes

        Oh thats for sure. A knife, gun, or whatever is always going to give a heavy benefit for the person wielding it.
        I could still kick the shit out of a 12 year old with a small knife though, theres a give and take to everything.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      there's no strength to compare, gymcel. A piece of pointed steel vs your guts always wins. You'd be surprised how little it takes

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yup, except when you get shot in the head before you can stab me. Fucking retard

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >shot in the head before you stab me
          >aiming for the head when someone is charging you with a knife
          ngmi unironically

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yup, except when you get shot in the head before you can stab me. Fucking retard

        Neither of you have ever even been in the same room as a gun or a knife other than the plastic ones your mom got you from the dollar store as a kid. Kindly fuck off

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The same goes for you, little skelly.
        You think in a real life-or-death scenario I won't empty a magazine in you before you get near me? Or that one missed stab means I break your twig arm and beat you until you're crippled for life? Or that even if you do kill me you'll go to prison for the rest of your life and your little twink ass is gonna get passed around like cigarettes?
        Why do skellies and manlets always immediately bring up a deathmatch scenario whenever someone makes the very factual statement that they are simply stronger? The absolute insecurity.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          this is a lot of cope holy shit

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            > "Buff people can use weapons too, and murdering people tends to land your ass in prison"
            > o em gee das cope
            Whatever you say manlet

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >all that shit
              *BANG*

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                > "Oh, him? In here for rape and murder. Looks like he's taken a shine to you, white boy. Sucks to be you."

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                This doesn't actually happen in modern (american) prisons. Rapists are usually killed.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Shh, let him have his fantasy.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Shh, let him have his fantasy.

                Thinking (non-kiddy) rapists get what they deserve on the inside and that most prisoners are upstanding citizens with the moral character needed to enforce vigilante justice is a top-tier Redditor cope lmao

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >most prisoners are upstanding citizens with the moral character
                A big part of the population is in for killing rapists and not just kiddy diddlers. You have no fucking idea how bad rapists have it in prison.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Mark Henry is pure

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >replies with amerimutt gay interracial prison fantasy when his retarded "big vs small" blackpill incel philosophy gets challenged
                as expected of lanklets

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >thinks he won't go to prison for committing murder
                >immediately brings up life or death situations the instant his height/strength gets challenged
                Go back to rddit.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Some crackhead looking gay threatens me with a knife
        >No, wait, that's a fucking screwdriver
        >lmao
        >He gets butthurt and tries to shank me
        >Dodge back a bit and grab his wrist
        >His eyes go wide, he is now inescapably trapped because his 1rm is the average man's grip strength
        >Shake the screwdriver out of his hand, bitch slap him, and chuckle at the sound of his sobbing as I walk away

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Have you ever seen an actual stabbing you fucking momma's boy

          They pull in and out as fast as possible. You can't grab his wrist.

          If the knife or sharp objects is tiny it will take a long amount of time to kill you compared to something like a kabar so you could at least do something but you're only guaranteed a win with a weapon yourself

          T. Killed a home intruder with a knife

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You've neither dealt with a crackhead or been in a situation where someone wants to fucking stab you. You will not go unscathed. Hollywood really fucked up your generation's expectations of reality when it comes to their actual ability to handle danger.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Based anyone saying otherwise is just slow and weak. We are just built different

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >gets SMOOSHED

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What a fragile moron you are.
      >invent some arbitrary standard
      >challenge some normie to it who probably doesn't even lift
      >brag when you beat them
      You would get mogged by calisthenics fags in whatever challenge they invent too. This is meaningless.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      See who can crush whose hand.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, those are required for turning screws, which where invented to be driven by a tool. Very good anon. Op is still a gay to this day.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Guys....
    OP posted a screwdriver because you can easily turn it into a push dagger which is probably one of the most effective and easy to obtain murder weapons...

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah. Plus I'd imagine if you used some hydrogen peroxide and then a little ammonia on it after the fact there would be no way to prove that was the murder weapon too. All shit you could get from the Walmart down the road

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Finally someone gets it. OP is a subhuman bongistani

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I go to the gym to improve my health.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You got a loicence for that deadlift m8

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    A fucking screwdriver? You're gonna get knocked the fuck out.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Are you sure about that, kid?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That was probably one of the worst draws I've ever seen.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Say that to my face. I dare you.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd easily deflect and grab your wrist. Easiest osotogari possible

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >have superior situational awareness
    >superior cardio to keep distance from morons with screwdrivers
    >superior strength to keep hands more steady allowing for longer and quicker shots
    heh, nothing personnel, dyel

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish she didn't have tats.
      Tats on women should be illegal. They just don't have the comprehensive capability to understand the consequences of shit ink.
      But a guy does

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        i would be fine with the tats if she didn't look like meg griffin from family guy

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        what the fuck are you even babbling about lmao. can’t believe you type shit like this out and think to yourself “heh, this is fucking hitting the mail right on the head”

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey lads, asking for a friend:
    Would training with pic related be useful if I needed to strangle someone one-handed?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, you need to train your pinch grip, not your crush grip.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"Even if you're big and muscley I could just stab or shoot you!! Take that muscletard!!"

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Carrying a screwdriver isn't going to get you laid, brownie
    fucking lol

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Lands you in prison over what could've been a simple fist fight

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      If someone is punching you then you are legally allowed to use deadly force. There is no such thing as a "simply fist fight" in the eyes of the law, that's just assault with the intention of causing deadly harm and I'm fully in the right if I kill you with a knife or gun.
      Police take a big advantage of this fact and if you even raise your hand at a police officer they'll shoot to kill immediately even if your intention was to bruise their chest.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh I'm sorry mr. First worlder, here in the rest of the world there are no self defense laws

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You have no guarantee that I won't just keep kicking you in the head until you're dead in case you get knocked out. If you come at me with your fists I will shoot you in the chest and no one will take your side because you're the double digit IQ aggressor. Stay fucking seething, thirdie.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lucky you. In my country there's this "proportionate response" bullshit. Like, when someone is beating you half to death it's still your job to make sure you don't use "excessive force" in defending yourself. Pulling out a lethal weapon will pretty much always land you in jail if you are only being assaulted by one opponent.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Even the most cucked EU countries allow you to use any means necessary even if illegal and give you no duty to retreat.
          Where the fuck do you live?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not him but lolno. France laws says you should always run away and when impossible you are only allowed to respond in kind. Punch back any harder than you were punched and you are now the criminal.
            Why do you think everyone hates arabs and morons?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >France laws says you should always run away and when impossible you are only allowed to respond in kind. Punch back any harder than you were punched and you are now the criminal.
              No it doesn't. I don't even need to look to know that it doesn't.

              It says that force must be proportionate, not that force must he equivalent.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >being too poor for power tools
    Who the fuck uses screwdrivers these days?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >his dad never gave him the family toolbox when he became a man
      Found the moron.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's embarrassing how many fags are in this thread.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I unironically follow Bas Rutten's 'Self Defense' instructional

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw I trained in fencing

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >going outside
    Nope, don't think so.

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ITT: people who don't know anything about the law opine on what the law is

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Retarded fucking jannies does this look like spam to you?

  24. 2 months ago
    nutefag

    if you don't atleast have a little bit of streangth its pretty easy for someone who lifts to just grab your wrist with both of their hands and take the screw driver from you.

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