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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what's the matter dyle, got mogged into oblivion again?

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this homie been tryna turn screws by hand lmao

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Found the construction Black person

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I can't afford an 80 dollar electric drill: the post

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A screwdriver. Do you want to know how I know you're British?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      oi! you got a lawyncense for this shkroodriva m8?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you tried way too hard. go back.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Its always funny when average joe workers wanna compare strength. My forearm strength >>>>> nobodys who dont work out.
    Ive armwrestled, carried, and gone to the gym with these people. None of them can outperform me.

    Not saying that im untouchable, but im essentially untouchable for people who dont work out.

    Example; Static holds with a barbell: Im at 250lbs for 1 minute.
    My mate who brags about his forearm strength and is working all day screwing in shit; 155lbs for 1 minute.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He gets paid for it and you get to brag about it on a homoerotic imageboard

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I have a job m8 where i actually screw shit in all day.
        I dont work out to brag about it here, i do it to feel better mentally and because its fun. I just Its more about what is realistic imo, and people larping about how strong or good they are at things, when they compare themselves to skinny office nerds is just silly.

        there's no strength to compare, gymcel. A piece of pointed steel vs your guts always wins. You'd be surprised how little it takes

        Oh thats for sure. A knife, gun, or whatever is always going to give a heavy benefit for the person wielding it.
        I could still kick the shit out of a 12 year old with a small knife though, theres a give and take to everything.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      there's no strength to compare, gymcel. A piece of pointed steel vs your guts always wins. You'd be surprised how little it takes

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yup, except when you get shot in the head before you can stab me. Fricking moron

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >shot in the head before you stab me
          >aiming for the head when someone is charging you with a knife
          ngmi unironically

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yup, except when you get shot in the head before you can stab me. Fricking moron

        Neither of you have ever even been in the same room as a gun or a knife other than the plastic ones your mom got you from the dollar store as a kid. Kindly frick off

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The same goes for you, little skelly.
        You think in a real life-or-death scenario I won't empty a magazine in you before you get near me? Or that one missed stab means I break your twig arm and beat you until you're crippled for life? Or that even if you do kill me you'll go to prison for the rest of your life and your little twink ass is gonna get passed around like cigarettes?
        Why do skellies and manlets always immediately bring up a deathmatch scenario whenever someone makes the very factual statement that they are simply stronger? The absolute insecurity.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          this is a lot of cope holy shit

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            > "Buff people can use weapons too, and murdering people tends to land your ass in prison"
            > o em gee das cope
            Whatever you say manlet

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >all that shit
              *BANG*

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                > "Oh, him? In here for rape and murder. Looks like he's taken a shine to you, white boy. Sucks to be you."

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                This doesn't actually happen in modern (american) prisons. Rapists are usually killed.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Shh, let him have his fantasy.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Shh, let him have his fantasy.

                Thinking (non-kiddy) rapists get what they deserve on the inside and that most prisoners are upstanding citizens with the moral character needed to enforce vigilante justice is a top-tier Redditor cope lmao

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >most prisoners are upstanding citizens with the moral character
                A big part of the population is in for killing rapists and not just kiddy diddlers. You have no fricking idea how bad rapists have it in prison.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Mark Henry is pure

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >replies with amerimutt gay interracial prison fantasy when his moronic "big vs small" blackpill incel philosophy gets challenged
                as expected of lanklets

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >thinks he won't go to prison for committing murder
                >immediately brings up life or death situations the instant his height/strength gets challenged
                Go back to rddit.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Some crackhead looking homosexual threatens me with a knife
        >No, wait, that's a fricking screwdriver
        >lmao
        >He gets butthurt and tries to shank me
        >Dodge back a bit and grab his wrist
        >His eyes go wide, he is now inescapably trapped because his 1rm is the average man's grip strength
        >Shake the screwdriver out of his hand, b***h slap him, and chuckle at the sound of his sobbing as I walk away

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Have you ever seen an actual stabbing you fricking momma's boy

          They pull in and out as fast as possible. You can't grab his wrist.

          If the knife or sharp objects is tiny it will take a long amount of time to kill you compared to something like a kabar so you could at least do something but you're only guaranteed a win with a weapon yourself

          T. Killed a home intruder with a knife

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You've neither dealt with a crackhead or been in a situation where someone wants to fricking stab you. You will not go unscathed. Hollywood really fricked up your generation's expectations of reality when it comes to their actual ability to handle danger.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Based anyone saying otherwise is just slow and weak. We are just built different

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >gets SMOOSHED

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What a fragile little b***h you are.
      >invent some arbitrary standard
      >challenge some normie to it who probably doesn't even lift
      >brag when you beat them
      You would get mogged by calisthenics gays in whatever challenge they invent too. This is meaningless.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      See who can crush whose hand.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, those are required for turning screws, which where invented to be driven by a tool. Very good anon. Op is still a homosexual to this day.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Guys....
    OP posted a screwdriver because you can easily turn it into a push dagger which is probably one of the most effective and easy to obtain murder weapons...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah. Plus I'd imagine if you used some hydrogen peroxide and then a little ammonia on it after the fact there would be no way to prove that was the murder weapon too. All shit you could get from the Walmart down the road

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Finally someone gets it. OP is a subhuman bongistani

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I go to the gym to improve my health.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You got a loicence for that deadlift m8

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A fricking screwdriver? You're gonna get knocked the frick out.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Are you sure about that, kid?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That was probably one of the worst draws I've ever seen.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Say that to my face. I dare you.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'd easily deflect and grab your wrist. Easiest osotogari possible

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >have superior situational awareness
    >superior cardio to keep distance from Black folk with screwdrivers
    >superior strength to keep hands more steady allowing for longer and quicker shots
    heh, nothing personnel, dyel

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I wish she didn't have tats.
      Tats on women should be illegal. They just don't have the comprehensive capability to understand the consequences of shit ink.
      But a guy does

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i would be fine with the tats if she didn't look like meg griffin from family guy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        what the frick are you even babbling about lmao. can’t believe you type shit like this out and think to yourself “heh, this is fricking hitting the mail right on the head”

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hey lads, asking for a friend:
    Would training with pic related be useful if I needed to strangle someone one-handed?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No, you need to train your pinch grip, not your crush grip.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >"Even if you're big and muscley I could just stab or shoot you!! Take that muscletard!!"

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Carrying a screwdriver isn't going to get you laid, brownie
    fricking lol

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Lands you in prison over what could've been a simple fist fight

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If someone is punching you then you are legally allowed to use deadly force. There is no such thing as a "simply fist fight" in the eyes of the law, that's just assault with the intention of causing deadly harm and I'm fully in the right if I kill you with a knife or gun.
      Police take a big advantage of this fact and if you even raise your hand at a police officer they'll shoot to kill immediately even if your intention was to bruise their chest.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Oh I'm sorry mr. First worlder, here in the rest of the world there are no self defense laws

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You have no guarantee that I won't just keep kicking you in the head until you're dead in case you get knocked out. If you come at me with your fists I will shoot you in the chest and no one will take your side because you're the double digit IQ aggressor. Stay fricking seething, thirdie.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Lucky you. In my country there's this "proportionate response" bullshit. Like, when someone is beating you half to death it's still your job to make sure you don't use "excessive force" in defending yourself. Pulling out a lethal weapon will pretty much always land you in jail if you are only being assaulted by one opponent.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Even the most cucked EU countries allow you to use any means necessary even if illegal and give you no duty to retreat.
          Where the frick do you live?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Not him but lolno. France laws says you should always run away and when impossible you are only allowed to respond in kind. Punch back any harder than you were punched and you are now the criminal.
            Why do you think everyone hates arabs and Black folk?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >France laws says you should always run away and when impossible you are only allowed to respond in kind. Punch back any harder than you were punched and you are now the criminal.
              No it doesn't. I don't even need to look to know that it doesn't.

              It says that force must be proportionate, not that force must he equivalent.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >being too poor for power tools
    Who the frick uses screwdrivers these days?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >his dad never gave him the family toolbox when he became a man
      Found the Black person.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's embarrassing how many gays are in this thread.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I unironically follow Bas Rutten's 'Self Defense' instructional

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw I trained in fencing

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >going outside
    Nope, don't think so.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ITT: people who don't know anything about the law opine on what the law is

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    moronic fricking jannies does this look like spam to you?

  24. 2 years ago
    nutefag

    if you don't atleast have a little bit of streangth its pretty easy for someone who lifts to just grab your wrist with both of their hands and take the screw driver from you.

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