*makes your cut easy*

*makes your cut easy*

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    That actually doesn't look half bad. What are they seasoned with?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Duse that looks amazing. Can you post recipe plz?

      Can you really eat zucchini on a cut? I have three zucchini plants in my garden.

      You lucky motherfucker. These are my favourite veggies and I don't have a garden.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Haha, nice! I usually just grow ‘em for decoration.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Duse that looks amazing. Can you post recipe plz?

      [...]
      You lucky motherfucker. These are my favourite veggies and I don't have a garden.

      https://www.cookingclassy.com/baked-zucchini/

      simple google image search does wonders against these gate keepers

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks ma bro

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >https://www.cookingclassy.com/baked-zucchini/
        based. yummy summer eats.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can you really eat zucchini on a cut? I have three zucchini plants in my garden.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      1 of them is like 30-40 calories so why not

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is straight out of my ass but they seem to be mostly water, fiber and they're green so they're supposed to be one of the "good" veggies

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Take a whole one. Only cut of the top. Microwave for twenty seconds. You know what's next.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      anal penetration, islamic way?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You know what's next.
      Allahu akbar!

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >oven baked
    This shit is not healthy. If you're cutting, you might as well swallow a gallon of seedoil with your '40'kcal helpings

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Explain why it’s not healthy even if someone where to use olive oil.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because you baked it.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nice one moron, now explain why baking something makes it inherently unhealthy.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            So we suppose that something, as a binary, is either healthy or unhealthy?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          (You)

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The oven genie will teleport sneed oils into anything you put in the oven.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          would unironically be a believable creature of today's mythology, if that was a thing. They were used to justify life's "mysteries", like a gnome that steals your work tools because sometimes you can't find them, so nowadays there would 100% be a jokester creature that sneakily makes people fatter

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >mfw you're right
            Nice observation.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This causes the IST user to seethe

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I know what it tastes like. I don't need to experience the actual act of eating. It's fine if you want to eat it. But all you do is shove some particular taste down your mouth, chew on it, smell it, prepare it. But the single act of eating something isn't really all that special.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hormones do weird shit to your body during your period, including changes to your sense of taste and smell. It can cause your gums to swell and even be more susceptible to bleeding. It's fucking wild. I hope your PMS passes soon, Anon.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm genuinely all for you stuffing yourself down with whatever you like. Doesn't really alter my situation.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              The thing is no one cares about your politics concerning zucchini’s you schizo lmao!

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          So you just sit in your room and think about how things taste instead of ever eating food? Thats fuckin bad ass how do i do it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>oven baked
      >This shit is not healthy.

      So we suppose that something, as a binary, is either healthy or unhealthy?

      explain, moron.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        So we suppose that something, as a binary, is either healthy or unhealthy?

        The thing is no one cares about your politics concerning zucchini’s you schizo lmao!

        ?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Continue to dodge the question gay, you made a claim, and can't even elaborate in the slightest because you know the claim in question is egregiously retarded and categorically false

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            he just wants attention

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      ITT anon can't tell the difference between baked and fried. Reddit is not sending their best.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      y-you do realize you can just bake them with 0 oil right

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >baking something with no oil
        ur a retard

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          it doesnt burn and it cooks it fine
          literally whats the issue
          its just hot air applied to food

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >seedoil
      No one's forcing you to use sneed oil though

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    zucchini are a god-tier vegetable, they go well with basically everything and they are also tasty on their own. Here's a nice recipe
    >cut zucchini in half (through its long side)
    >scrape away most of the inside with a spoon
    >blend scraped part with some tuna, egg, a pinch of salt and whatever Hispanice
    >put the mush back inside the "shell" of the vegetable
    >cook in oven until the filling starts making a bit of a crust

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      NOOOOO YOU CANT JUST BAKE ZUCCHINI IN THE OVEN ITS UNHEALTHY!!!
      MIGHT AS WELL SWALLOW A GALLON OF SNEED OIL!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >deviled zucchini
      might actually try this, sounds delectable anon thanks

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I put them in my morning smoothie. Wouldn't even know they're there - just great fiber added with no downside.

    >Almond milk
    >Spoon-ful of Greek yogurt
    >Chopped up zucchini, microwaved for like 30 sec
    >Two scoops vanilla protein powder
    >Spoonful of almond butter
    >Frozen berries

    Have every morning with two hard-boiled eggs. It doesn't get any easier bros

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Interesting combination, I'm screenshotting this

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >take something low cal and delicious on its own if you just steam, salt, pepper
    >load it with fatty cheese, oils, and butter likely
    Way to ruin it OP you fat fuck

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The amount of fats is completely irrelevant, it doesn't make a dent compared to the sheer volume of zucchini that will satiate you in no time.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      my body, my choice gay

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Could I thinly slice jalapeño and bake it just seasoned with salt at high temp ~420 for like 15 minutes until crispy?

    T. 48 hours into a fast, starting to think devilish thoughts about buying a pizza.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bump.

      How do I get a crispy chip like texture while on keto. Help bros.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        garlic powder, salt and pepper after lightly oil-ing it

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          What do I put that seasoning on. And what temp do I cook it and for how long to get chip texture.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Could I thinly slice jalapeño and bake it just seasoned with salt at high temp ~420 for like 15 minutes until crispy?

        T. 48 hours into a fast, starting to think devilish thoughts about buying a pizza.

        Buy an air-frier. It's changed my fucking life.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Gib air fryer recipes

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Melt butter, mix in raw oats and cinnamon.
            Cut peach in half, brush with butter.
            Put in air fried for 350 for like 12 minutes or until spoon-tender.
            Serve with 0-fat yogurt.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >dip stuff in beat eggs
            >put in frier

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >air fryer
          fuck your meme

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >meme
            Bro you can make shit crispy with 0 oil and not soggy like if you put a water-logged veggie in the oven.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              you can do the same thing in the oven if you're not poor and have a convection over or like a riser or know how to use the broiler, or parchment paper there's a half dozen ways to do it air fryer is just "I'm so dumb and inexperienced at cooking I'll buy an entire appliance to solve that for me". It great I'm sure it won't end up broken in the landfill or goodwill in 2 years.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >also makes you gay

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i usually pan-grill squash with plenty of garlic, but those topped with cheese look great too

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    doing them in a pan they become oil sponges

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      uhhhhhh then stop doing that?

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I make this every other day, I know it looks like puke but I swear it tastes great and has macro of the gods
    >frozen basa filet
    >frozen mixed veggies
    >dried herbs
    >olive oil and whole wheat flour (use as thickener)

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    VERY BASED thanks for reminding me about breaded zucchini.

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