would unironically be a believable creature of today's mythology, if that was a thing. They were used to justify life's "mysteries", like a gnome that steals your work tools because sometimes you can't find them, so nowadays there would 100% be a jokester creature that sneakily makes people fatter
I know what it tastes like. I don't need to experience the actual act of eating. It's fine if you want to eat it. But all you do is shove some particular taste down your mouth, chew on it, smell it, prepare it. But the single act of eating something isn't really all that special.
Hormones do weird shit to your body during your period, including changes to your sense of taste and smell. It can cause your gums to swell and even be more susceptible to bleeding. It's fricking wild. I hope your PMS passes soon, Anon.
Continue to dodge the question homosexual, you made a claim, and can't even elaborate in the slightest because you know the claim in question is egregiously moronic and categorically false
zucchini are a god-tier vegetable, they go well with basically everything and they are also tasty on their own. Here's a nice recipe >cut zucchini in half (through its long side) >scrape away most of the inside with a spoon >blend scraped part with some tuna, egg, a pinch of salt and whatever spice >put the mush back inside the "shell" of the vegetable >cook in oven until the filling starts making a bit of a crust
I put them in my morning smoothie. Wouldn't even know they're there - just great fiber added with no downside.
>Almond milk >Spoon-ful of Greek yogurt >Chopped up zucchini, microwaved for like 30 sec >Two scoops vanilla protein powder >Spoonful of almond butter >Frozen berries
Have every morning with two hard-boiled eggs. It doesn't get any easier bros
>take something low cal and delicious on its own if you just steam, salt, pepper >load it with fatty cheese, oils, and butter likely
Way to ruin it OP you fat frick
Melt butter, mix in raw oats and cinnamon.
Cut peach in half, brush with butter.
Put in air fried for 350 for like 12 minutes or until spoon-tender.
Serve with 0-fat yogurt.
you can do the same thing in the oven if you're not poor and have a convection over or like a riser or know how to use the broiler, or parchment paper there's a half dozen ways to do it air fryer is just "I'm so dumb and inexperienced at cooking I'll buy an entire appliance to solve that for me". It great I'm sure it won't end up broken in the landfill or goodwill in 2 years.
I make this every other day, I know it looks like puke but I swear it tastes great and has macro of the gods >frozen basa filet >frozen mixed veggies >dried herbs >olive oil and whole wheat flour (use as thickener)
That actually doesn't look half bad. What are they seasoned with?
Duse that looks amazing. Can you post recipe plz?
You lucky motherfricker. These are my favourite veggies and I don't have a garden.
Haha, nice! I usually just grow ‘em for decoration.
https://www.cookingclassy.com/baked-zucchini/
simple google image search does wonders against these gate keepers
Thanks ma homie
>https://www.cookingclassy.com/baked-zucchini/
based. yummy summer eats.
Can you really eat zucchini on a cut? I have three zucchini plants in my garden.
1 of them is like 30-40 calories so why not
This is straight out of my ass but they seem to be mostly water, fiber and they're green so they're supposed to be one of the "good" veggies
Take a whole one. Only cut of the top. Microwave for twenty seconds. You know what's next.
anal penetration, islamic way?
>You know what's next.
Allahu akbar!
>oven baked
This shit is not healthy. If you're cutting, you might as well swallow a gallon of seedoil with your '40'kcal helpings
Explain why it’s not healthy even if someone where to use olive oil.
Because you baked it.
Nice one Black person, now explain why baking something makes it inherently unhealthy.
So we suppose that something, as a binary, is either healthy or unhealthy?
(You)
The oven genie will teleport sneed oils into anything you put in the oven.
would unironically be a believable creature of today's mythology, if that was a thing. They were used to justify life's "mysteries", like a gnome that steals your work tools because sometimes you can't find them, so nowadays there would 100% be a jokester creature that sneakily makes people fatter
>mfw you're right
Nice observation.
This causes the IST user to seethe
I know what it tastes like. I don't need to experience the actual act of eating. It's fine if you want to eat it. But all you do is shove some particular taste down your mouth, chew on it, smell it, prepare it. But the single act of eating something isn't really all that special.
Hormones do weird shit to your body during your period, including changes to your sense of taste and smell. It can cause your gums to swell and even be more susceptible to bleeding. It's fricking wild. I hope your PMS passes soon, Anon.
I'm genuinely all for you stuffing yourself down with whatever you like. Doesn't really alter my situation.
The thing is no one cares about your politics concerning zucchini’s you schizo lmao!
So you just sit in your room and think about how things taste instead of ever eating food? Thats frickin bad ass how do i do it
>>oven baked
>This shit is not healthy.
explain, Black person.
So we suppose that something, as a binary, is either healthy or unhealthy?
?
Continue to dodge the question homosexual, you made a claim, and can't even elaborate in the slightest because you know the claim in question is egregiously moronic and categorically false
he just wants attention
ITT anon can't tell the difference between baked and fried. Reddit is not sending their best.
y-you do realize you can just bake them with 0 oil right
>baking something with no oil
ur a moron
it doesnt burn and it cooks it fine
literally whats the issue
its just hot air applied to food
>seedoil
No one's forcing you to use sneed oil though
zucchini are a god-tier vegetable, they go well with basically everything and they are also tasty on their own. Here's a nice recipe
>cut zucchini in half (through its long side)
>scrape away most of the inside with a spoon
>blend scraped part with some tuna, egg, a pinch of salt and whatever spice
>put the mush back inside the "shell" of the vegetable
>cook in oven until the filling starts making a bit of a crust
NOOOOO YOU CANT JUST BAKE ZUCCHINI IN THE OVEN ITS UNHEALTHY!!!
MIGHT AS WELL SWALLOW A GALLON OF SNEED OIL!
>deviled zucchini
might actually try this, sounds delectable anon thanks
I put them in my morning smoothie. Wouldn't even know they're there - just great fiber added with no downside.
>Almond milk
>Spoon-ful of Greek yogurt
>Chopped up zucchini, microwaved for like 30 sec
>Two scoops vanilla protein powder
>Spoonful of almond butter
>Frozen berries
Have every morning with two hard-boiled eggs. It doesn't get any easier bros
Interesting combination, I'm screenshotting this
>take something low cal and delicious on its own if you just steam, salt, pepper
>load it with fatty cheese, oils, and butter likely
Way to ruin it OP you fat frick
The amount of fats is completely irrelevant, it doesn't make a dent compared to the sheer volume of zucchini that will satiate you in no time.
my body, my choice homosexual
Could I thinly slice jalapeño and bake it just seasoned with salt at high temp ~420 for like 15 minutes until crispy?
T. 48 hours into a fast, starting to think devilish thoughts about buying a pizza.
Bump.
How do I get a crispy chip like texture while on keto. Help bros.
garlic powder, salt and pepper after lightly oil-ing it
What do I put that seasoning on. And what temp do I cook it and for how long to get chip texture.
Buy an air-frier. It's changed my fricking life.
Gib air fryer recipes
Melt butter, mix in raw oats and cinnamon.
Cut peach in half, brush with butter.
Put in air fried for 350 for like 12 minutes or until spoon-tender.
Serve with 0-fat yogurt.
>dip stuff in beat eggs
>put in frier
>air fryer
frick your meme
>meme
Bro you can make shit crispy with 0 oil and not soggy like if you put a water-logged veggie in the oven.
you can do the same thing in the oven if you're not poor and have a convection over or like a riser or know how to use the broiler, or parchment paper there's a half dozen ways to do it air fryer is just "I'm so dumb and inexperienced at cooking I'll buy an entire appliance to solve that for me". It great I'm sure it won't end up broken in the landfill or goodwill in 2 years.
>also makes you gay
i usually pan-grill squash with plenty of garlic, but those topped with cheese look great too
doing them in a pan they become oil sponges
uhhhhhh then stop doing that?
I make this every other day, I know it looks like puke but I swear it tastes great and has macro of the gods
>frozen basa filet
>frozen mixed veggies
>dried herbs
>olive oil and whole wheat flour (use as thickener)
VERY BASED thanks for reminding me about breaded zucchini.