Look at this guys, he's legitimately strong as frick. He claims natty, but even if he is lying (which is doubtful), these lifts are still impressive as frick. Especially at 5'5 180lbs. He easily destroys 99.9% of this board. He has to know his shit about training to even have gotten half this strong, there's simply no other option.
I know he is cringe and gives off autist vibes, but it is a strength channel and we must put respect on his name in that regard, he's strong.
In fact, if we are looking for Youtube 'fitness' personalities to take the piss out of then there are plenty of actual frauds like Jeff Cavaliere, Greg Doucette and Jeff Nippard to choose from.
Rant over.
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I think him being all shifty and hesitant about what he’s about to say next is really cute. Definitely autist vibes though.
"We like cuddling! Muscles are disgusting! We don’t like men who are obsessed with the gym! We want to look better than the man!” they would say.
At this point, I started getting annoyed with their behavior, and asked them the following question:
“What type of man are you looking for?”
They paused for a second, and replied “Well, obviously a nice guy that’s going to treat us with respect, and who can communicate in a way that does not offend us.”
At this moment, I had a big smirk on my face, knowing damn well that what I was about to say next would cause them to flip out.
“So then why do you cheat on your boyfriends for butthole guys like me?” I exclaimed.
They were silent for a few seconds, and then suddenly went full b***h mode.
“You’re such an butthole, Alex! You don’t talk to a lady like that! Go frick yourself! You don’t know what a woman likes!” they screamed.
Of course, their words didn’t faze me.
I just sat there in a calm and collected fashion, as I sipped on my cool glass of lemonade.
After about 5 minutes of them ranting at me, I cut them off and said “So when are we fricking? Next Tuesday or next Saturday?”
They quickly glanced at each other, as their eyes and mouths widened.
“What did you just say???” they barked.
“You heard me. Are we fricking next Tuesday or next Saturday?”
Interestingly enough, they started giggling and eventually began playing my game.
They would say things like “You are so bold! You are so bad! You are something else!”
Just as expected, they were coming on to me.
Kino pasta
Oh god jesus i remember the first time i read that on his blog
I actually had some respect for him before that
Incel energy 9000
kek what i come to his threads for
He's still a virgin isn't he?
oh my god
For a long time I wasn't sure if this was actually real, or just the Mandela effect. But it's 100% real lmaoo
https://web.archive.org/web/20150805010412/https://outalpha.com/why-girls-hate-the-dad-bod/
Holy fricking kek, the comments under the article are gold
dude this is pathetic. what causes people like this to be unable to see their own delusion?
also thanks, ive never seen the original post/comments
I am 5’5, 180lbs, and 10-12% bodyfat. Those are excellent stats for a guy my height.
As a result, I’m pretty jacked and lean.
When I wear clothes, they look different on me than the average guy.
Shirts are usually very tight around the back and arms, and pants get constricted around the quads.
So when I’m walking down the street, you best believe that I am the center of attention.
Girls are staring at me left and right. They come talk to me. They giggle when they see me. They get turned on when I approach them.
I’m in control
This is actually how women are though, it's just he either paraphrased the conversation and summarized it in a fake sounding way or made it up but the message of the story is still true and if you disagree you're a beta cuck
I'm sorry but i've been in the trenches of pick up for half my life (15 years) and i know how women really are
>this is actually how women are
He said in a response to one of the most obvious fake conversations only a PUA would make.
YEah i said the conversation was fake dip shit. But the general story is what happens if you aren't a beta
Exposed yourself, cuck
I wouldn't know, I have slept with multiple women without ever talking to them, I will just go out to the club and they approach me and I never have to say a word.
The fact that you think that you can "get b***hes" because you can talk to some desperate dried up hag is a joke. You even said it yourself, "the trenches of pick up" only an incel who is undesirable even has to look up what "pick up" is.
You are a joke.
The only people who get by without learning game are fricking girls drastically lower in value than themselves. Yeah 10/10 gigachad can be a self proclaimed pedo and still frick girls but even he needs game to frick another 10/10
Even if you're game comes naturally (I don't believe your story though) most people who are a successful (i.e world's top entrepreneurs) believe in a growth mindset. Look it up
You sound like a fricking moron. ''oh you ha dto improve yourself to be succesful, what a loser''
Lmao, have a nice day bro. You aren't fooling anyone with that black pill beta speak
Browncel spotted.
holy shit stop watching jre, jocko, derek and go the frick outside
youre not allowed to say the words
>growth mindset
until you get promoted to wendys manager
bro too much internet and gay self help books arent good for your brain
You're extremely gay bro.
You don't get points for being a tryhard homosexual on these forums.
If this happens all the time why did he need to make up a fake story?
>in the trenches of pick up
oooooooooooohhhhhh buddy
masterfully crafted bait, here's your (You)
>as I sipped on my cool glass of lemonade
Gets me every time.
Kek me too it sounds like something Elliott Rodger wrote
I used to be an autist around women in my early 20s.
But I never came up with cope and cringe fantasy like this.
It is literally painful to try to read all the way through from start to finish.
I've seen this playout multiple times lmaoooo. Call it cringe or whatever but it's accurate
you don't need to be an butthole to get women, you just need to not be a pussy
incels act like you NEED to be an arrogant butthole "chad" in order for women to want to frick you, which simply is not the case
women just need to feel like you're not a latent cuck, which SOME guys express by being overtly autistic "tough guys", but most regular men express it by simply doing what's best for themselves without giving a single frick about what other people think
replace
>dude i need to be an butthole CHAD to get pussy
with
>i'm going to do what's best for myself, at the expense of others if necessary, in order to live a good life
sorry i didnt mean to call greg doucette a fraud, i meant more plates more dates, whatever his name is
>watching Inceldestiny in 2022
>>watching Inceldestiny in 2022
Not OP but yeah
Nice try Alex. You will always be an insecure manlet
>5'5"
kek whatever you say manletdestiny
yeaaaaauuh we at the buffet right now
5'5?
Lol hes more like 5'7, met him irl.
Alex, pls go.
Who cares if he is strong? He's socially inept and has idiotic views on human behaviors and interactions.
Like what?
How can someone be THAT ugly ? its really strange that someone hasn't killed him yet... the guy is hideous... an ugly manlet that copelifts...
I'm a girl and i'm low key attracted to confident macho short kings. Like i prefer taller guys but i feel like he would lay the pipe good and protect me
hey alex
lost your virginity already?
Nice try alex
low tier bait, not even alex would samegay this embarrassingly
hopefully
Alex is 5'3"
Who’s that homosexual moron that sneezed and hurt himself? Oh and btw kys op these Black person b***h eceleb influencer losers
Look at how dumb is traps make him look lmao cope and seethe homosexual Black folk
Agreed, but why are you mad?
I noted some cringy anger toward AD on /fit and /weightroom as well.
The PUA stuff is nonsense but when you're at the bottom of the ladder, you'll latch onto crap. It's obvious he left that part of his life behind and good for him.
I like Alex, but he definetely had some prime cringe material in the past. He compared his body 5'5 to Zyzz 6'2 who was on drugs, gave dating advise even though everyone could tell his stories were made up, is known for popularizing the most ego induced exercise in the fitness industrie and generally having an amusing demeanour where you might question yourself sometimes how much selfawareness he has.
>you might question yourself sometimes how much selfawareness he has.
I think at one point it was close to zero. It was paranoid narcissism. He couldn't properly face who he was at that time so he came up with these insane fantasies that were more in alignment with who he though he should be and how he believed others SHOULD perceive him.
This doesn't just happen with AlphaDestiny but you see it in a lot of people. I had a friend who despite having no real combat sports training (Wrestling, Boxing, BJJ) believed that at 25 he could become a championship UFC fighter if he started training. But instead of going out and training and testing himself he would always fantasize about starting and doing it, instead of doing it.
I think the same thing was going on with AD. He fantasized and waxed poetic about who he thought he should be instead of actually doing stuff to bring his reality more in alignment with his self perception (i.e. actually talking to girls).
>But instead of going out and training and testing himself he would always fantasize about starting and doing it, instead of doing it.
This was me with music for like 10 years. Now I grind piano and guitar and DAW work every day, not gonna leave my life to fate.
I bet betadestiny is a fat dyel. He radiates those vibes.
i like alex but the guy is definitely on the spectrum. he has this 30 mins vid that i didnt fully watch but before he got into lifting he would spend most of his time cheating in video games lol. like he explained his setup, he had his modem connected to an outlet with a lightswitch and whenever he turned it off and on it changed his ip so he could go back into the game/server and cheat more lol
Making fun of any man just for the way he looks is beta b***h behavior, congratulations,you think like a woman you gynosentric minion
That's why we don't make fun of fat people.
im a girl and yeah hes short and all, but honestly its kinda hot seeing a loser overcome his issues and make an effort at least.
huge turn on when incel guys with a halfassed personality has an amazing body. I just wanna teach a virgin with no knowledge about sex how to do it.
I am going to rape you.
alex, please, this is just getting weird now, just hire a hooker
you have a penis, you are not a woman, you are an abomination
Impressive people, I need to go to the gym, I've been walking off my weight, still need money for the gym though.
>Jeff Nippard
nippard is just a complete nerd who scienced and roided his way into his body. whenever he tries to be funny in his vids its pure fricking cringe. the guy seriously has no personality at all
I just feel bad for him, he can bloat all he wants, no woman will ever consider him a man. Even if he is fricking someone, she's gona be thinking about the tall chad.