Mark Zuckerberg just ran a sub 20 5k. He literally mogs half of?

Mark Zuckerberg just ran a sub 20 5k
He literally mogs half of IST

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Im all for billionaires and famous people getting as fit as possible, sets an example for the masses,cant hate on the guy.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cant hate on the guy.
      I can, theres plenty wrong with the fricker. 20 minute 5k is pretty good though

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you vill work ze sweatshops
      >eat ze processed food
      >no time to vork out
      >And you vill bask in ze fitness of ze master who employs you
      no

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >won't somebody think of the silicon valley techbros being overworked by evil evil zucc?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          didnt the pajeet on the left start roiding a couple of years ago?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes

            https://i.imgur.com/8vcxPQo.jpg

            Mark Zuckerberg just ran a sub 20 5k
            He literally mogs half of IST

            Doesn't count baby spinal fluid injections are not natty

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        what if all the athletic billionaires are just looking for more billionaires to do cocaine with

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >yes sub 20 5k must be what humans run on sunday

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fricker cardio mogs me
    >t.22 mins is my PR

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's ok, I do too

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    how much does the dyel BENCH?
    HUH???

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rich people don't care about lifting
      They just want enough cardio to last during private island sex parties

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bezos lifts

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bezos is on TRT, roidtroony

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cardiogay

          Meanwhile Jeff takes 110s for a ride on the incline

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I mean yea, but he is also bald and divorced. What else is he supposed to do? Go get rich?

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    he's a fricking android of course he can

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's not mogging anyone look at his fricking fingers only a nerd who can't use his hands runs like that real men have straight fingers when they run because their old injuries swell up and stiffen on runs

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hes the OG at selling us all out to advertising israelites for personal gain, if you post anything about him that isnt hate then youre a moronic pussy

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's a long way to say he's a vile israelite.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They just changed his oil and installed some higher pressure hydraulic hose

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    only half?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      we have a containment thread full of cardiocels

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        kek

        https://i.imgur.com/8vcxPQo.jpg

        Mark Zuckerberg just ran a sub 20 5k
        He literally mogs half of IST

        he looks like a guy who runs a sub-20 5k

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Yes, athletes are morons

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            The bodies of runners and bicyclists aren’t hot unless they’re women.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              And then they can’t be the long distance runners or bicyclists because they look like cancer patients.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I kneel. Running must be great when you're rich. Imagine getting to just walk outside your house and run on California beaches every morning

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you must be rich to not live in an urban shithole

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Great, now I'm demotivated to run my 5k this weekend

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop posting yourself Mark. Good for you though

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    his security team is more impressive

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're telling me he maintauned an average speed of 15mph or 24 kmh??

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bro I'm an American, too.
      You're embarrassing us.
      He ran a 5k, as in 5km, in 20 min. So 15 km/h.
      Or 9.3 mph.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    he's a robot, his times are irrelevant

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >half
    make it 99%

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is pretty average for someone who runs regularly.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      wow he's just like us bros. a real human being

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      no it isnt, its like benching 100kg for reps. everyone online says it whilst irl 99% cant do it

      20mins 5km is crossing from advanced to exceptional, some people may never reach it. obviously not world class or elite though

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >running a weekend 5k is a normal thing "the rest of us" do
    What is wrong with journalists? No one runs marathons unless they are rich and have excessive free time.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Thinks 5k is a marathon
      What's wrong with you, fatty? 5k "fun runs" have been a thing for years. Even fat moms and pensioners do them. It's completely normal.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick, he mogs me.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Look Geppetto i'm a real boy

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >billionaire
    >want to do a thing
    >don’t have to work so you have a lot of time to devote to it
    >can hire any help or coaching that you want to get good at it
    >get good at that thing
    How is it surprising? Did he used to have a gimpy leg or something?

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Always confused. Is it 5km or 5 miles?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      5km aka 3.1miles

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kinda slow

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