Martial arts are a meme.

Martial arts are a meme. Do it for fun if you like, but any uncoordinated fatass could kill the toughest motherfucker in the world with a gun. Years of training defeated by a bullet the size of a pea to the skull.

  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Martial arts are a me-ACK!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thief getting what he deserves. Severe brain damage and paralysis.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      If I were on the jury, I'd convict the head kicker of attempted murder (murder if the dude died). Hope he gets raped by morons in prison, and catches AIDS.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm trans btw don't know if that matters
        Ketosister btw

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fuck off trudeau

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Once the dude is on the ground and out of the fight, any further damage makes you a moron who obviously can't control himself.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            That wasn't a fight you pearl clutching retard.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you were on the jury I'd move states.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        The robber gay would be lucky if he died. If he lived after those head kicks his life would be a lot worse than if he died.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I hope someone very close to you is sustains a brain injury that totally alters their personality, and makes them dependent on you for the next few decades.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            No one I know is a stupid gay who armed robs people though you low life. Digits and you get shot in an armed robbery and spend the rest of your life shitting in a bag.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Lying sack of shit. Judging by your attitude, most of the people in your life are reprobates. You are obviously a moron who isn't in control of your emotions. Sooner, or later, something extremely fucked up will happen to you, if it hasn't already.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Keep simping for a scum bag who pulled a gun on someone walking down the street you low life. Keep crying and imagining how you would be on a jury and keep wishing people would get brain damage because a thief got what was coming to him. Keep wishing the guy in the back pack got shot, keep crying, keep seething, and keep dilating.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm enjoying this more than you are, you know. Keep it coming, chud.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You are obviously a moron who isn't in control of your emotions
                How ironic. You seem underage, you little gay.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            BTW I take this back. I aint actually wishing this kind of evil on anyone.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Someone pulls a gun on you any actions you take after are justified. Revenge is the purest form of justice.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          enjoy your jailtime

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I can escape from any jail because I can overpower anyone.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shalom chaim how's the weather in tel aviv

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone seems to think you have to pick one guy or another here. Its possible to convict the armed robber of armed robbery AND the other guy of attempted murder. I could forgive the first kick but after that its way to much.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        latinos are pretty fucking brutal when it comes to violent crime and rape. there are tons of videos online of the village/neighborhood surrounding the guy, beating him with bats and hand tools, ramming wood sticks up their ass, lighting them on fire, etc. they don't fuck around, and I'm sure it serves as a good deterrent.

        It's legal to kill thieves in Brazil. Remember to vote for Bolsonaro in the next election!

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, we should obviously model our country after Brazil...

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why did you post a pic of LA?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Surely such a harsh deterrent means that Brazil is a safe, peaceful country after all the thieves have been killed.
          ...right?

          Turns out that a high capture rate is a much better deterrent than a harsh punishment, and you get the benefit of moral high ground.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            LMAO you think Brazil is a dangerous place? You watching CNN again?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >the benefit of moral high ground.
            Literally worthless

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's a new policy, fuckwit.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bit far, just one football kick to the head is enough. Or if you're really wanting them to not get back up for a while, jump and stomp the gut

      if you are this hesitant on punching someone, imagine how hesitant you're going to be shooting someone. you're really trying to run before walking. i think a lot of gunfags on these fight threads fail to realize that they aren't john wayne just like how we aren't bruce lee, you'd probably stand stunned and stupid before clumsily pulling out your .308 and aiming kind of center mass and thinking if you should or shouldn't stop the guy sprinting towards you

      [...]
      >.308
      .380* mistyped

      >.308
      Your LARP stands out. Even if you misspelt .380 you're a fucking retard. Learn to carry a .357 Magnum or a full-sized pistol

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not killing him.
      unbased

      If I were on the jury, I'd convict the head kicker of attempted murder (murder if the dude died). Hope he gets raped by morons in prison, and catches AIDS.

      You should die too.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Dr Izuma added: "We decided to remind people of death because previous research has shown that people turn to religion for comfort in the face of death. As expected, we found that when we experimentally turned down the posterior medial frontal cortex, people were less inclined to reach for comforting religious ideas despite having been reminded of death."
        >The investigators asked participants to respond to both negative and positive emotional aspects of religion and of nationalism. Specifically, they rated belief in the Devil, demons, and Hell, in addition to God, angels, and heaven. All potential participants were pre-screened to make sure that they held religious convictions before beginning the experiment.
        >With regard to nationalistic ideology, the participants read two essays ostensibly written by recent immigrants. One essay was extremely complimentary toward the United States, and the other essay was extremely critical.
        >The investigators found that the magnetic stimulation had the greatest effect on reactions to the critical author. "We think that hearing criticisms of your group's values, perhaps especially from a person you perceive as an outsider, is processed as an ideological sort of threat," said Dr Izuma.
        >"One way to respond to such threats is to 'double down' on your group values, increasing your investment in them, and reacting more negatively to the critic," he continued. "When we disrupted the brain region that usually helps detect and respond to threats, we saw a less negative, less ideologically motivated reaction to the critical author and his opinions."

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Dr Izuma added: "We decided to remind people of death because previous research has shown that people turn to religion for comfort in the face of death. As expected, we found that when we experimentally turned down the posterior medial frontal cortex, people were less inclined to reach for comforting religious ideas despite having been reminded of death."
        >The investigators asked participants to respond to both negative and positive emotional aspects of religion and of nationalism. Specifically, they rated belief in the Devil, demons, and Hell, in addition to God, angels, and heaven. All potential participants were pre-screened to make sure that they held religious convictions before beginning the experiment.
        >With regard to nationalistic ideology, the participants read two essays ostensibly written by recent immigrants. One essay was extremely complimentary toward the United States, and the other essay was extremely critical.
        >The investigators found that the magnetic stimulation had the greatest effect on reactions to the critical author. "We think that hearing criticisms of your group's values, perhaps especially from a person you perceive as an outsider, is processed as an ideological sort of threat," said Dr Izuma.
        >"One way to respond to such threats is to 'double down' on your group values, increasing your investment in them, and reacting more negatively to the critic," he continued. "When we disrupted the brain region that usually helps detect and respond to threats, we saw a less negative, less ideologically motivated reaction to the critical author and his opinions."

        >Dr Colin Holbrook, from UCLA and the lead author of the paper, added: "These findings are very striking, and consistent with the idea that brain mechanisms that evolved for relatively basic threat-response functions are repurposed to also produce ideological reactions. However, more research is needed to understand exactly how and why religious beliefs and ethnocentric attitudes were reduced in this experiment."
        The results aren't really what the title implies. Also, the whole brain size thing is retarded. A giant chimp brain makes you a giant chimp, not a human.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're right, but not all confrontations escalate to lethal force. If some drunk guy wants to start a fight with you at a bar, you're not going to put a hollowpoint through his head. Everything in between is where actual self-defense skills shine.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      People get killed in street fights all the time. I don't start shit with other people, but if they start shit with me, I'm immediately going to firearm mode.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        The thing is, always escalating to that will put you in the position of being charged with murder, if you get unlucky. Theres a handful of high profile cases that have happened over the years that have pretty much been this exact situation. And the guy gets found guilty. Here is a good example:

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          The pigs always railroad poor people who can't afford a proper attorney. Look at all of the African non-violent offenders in prison today.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I agree but in this case, only use a lethal weapon if you're sure you're legally justified, or otherwise feel like you're going to die or get fucked up badly if you don't use it.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >he doesnt know how plea bargains work

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Ok ok, I'll tell you what. Maybe it all was just a simple misunderstanding, how about this. You don't have to pay for an expensive attorney, probably some heeb you can't afford anyway, and we lower the sentence to 1st degree manslaughter and aggravated assault?
              What a bargain!

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                bribe the cop

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >tyron moronston III is arrested for possession of crack, quantities for distribution, an unregistered firearm, no firearm license and 3 parole breaches
                >is offered to only be charged for possession if he agrees to flip on his supplier
                >convicted for possession and receives max sentence
                POOR TYRONE! HE'S A NON-VIOLENT GUD BOI WHO DIDNT DO NUFFIN

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          The only time the gun is a bad idea to me is some place where the gun is prohibited or the scenario you listed- drunk in a bar. I mean I don't really go to bars anymore so that's not a problem for me. I know four people who have shot other people ith handguns though. Three of them reported it to the police and didn't get charged with anything and the one that did, beat the charges at trial. The one that got charged literally chased a shoplifter down in his car and shot him from the car so idk what he expected. But no the other three got a fair shake.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I personally enjoy the sport of Gouging and it is my frontline self defense. I want to make the corners puke when they see my assailant.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >uncoordinated fatass
    >gun
    I wonder what country op is from

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    if you are this hesitant on punching someone, imagine how hesitant you're going to be shooting someone. you're really trying to run before walking. i think a lot of gunfags on these fight threads fail to realize that they aren't john wayne just like how we aren't bruce lee, you'd probably stand stunned and stupid before clumsily pulling out your .308 and aiming kind of center mass and thinking if you should or shouldn't stop the guy sprinting towards you

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pulling out a .308
      You have no idea what you are talking about, do you?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        you own a chick gun

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        uh, do you?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          There's no way in hell you carry that around with you everywhere.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Are you a GTA protagonist?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pulling out a .308
      You have no idea what you are talking about, do you?

      >.308
      .380* mistyped

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        That makes way more sense. In any case, I'd rather have a gun when fighting picrel, than no gun.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Believe ot or not 90% of scraps end after a good scuffle and there's no need to shoot anyone. I'm a gun lover but getting in a decent dust up is all right sometimes too. Not everyone is a psychopath who needs to be put to sleep.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I was waiting for Herb Dean to stop the fight

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Herb Dean could stop the fighting in Ukraine. Someone get Herb on the phone...

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kicking people when they are down is... le wrong.
    But seriously. Why do people think this is ok?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      If they got back up it'd be a big problem

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Losers with revenge fantasies wish they could kick someone in the head when they are down. Oh but it's totally *wink wink* justified in their pathetic murder fantasies.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nigs gonna nig

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      latinos are pretty fucking brutal when it comes to violent crime and rape. there are tons of videos online of the village/neighborhood surrounding the guy, beating him with bats and hand tools, ramming wood sticks up their ass, lighting them on fire, etc. they don't fuck around, and I'm sure it serves as a good deterrent.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >you raped, tortured, and murdered this man
        >yeah but he was thief!
        >oh well no one could possibly make shit up just so they could act like a total monster. No need for a trail or evidence of any kind. Carry on!

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          yep, vigilante justice comes with responsibility. its that responsibility that either scales people, if they can understand it at all

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      uh how about you dont rob people at gunpoint? its that fucking simple you almond brain gorilla moron

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    why would i shoot someone when i could just punch them lmao

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Do it for fun if you like

    This is what I do. For the last decade

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    the first rule of a fight is to always hit first

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    When biden takes all your guns you will be singing a different tune

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You would just...give them over because the government said so? You might as well get in the train cars at that point.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why are you conspiring against the federal government?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why are they conspiring against me? That's the only reason they would want to disarm the population.

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Honor only means something if both parties agree that its an honorable fight. In the ring, a duel, things like that. Some street rat isn't going to fight you with honor. He's going to beat you with a steel pipe after ambushing you, steal your wallet and phone, and maybe fuck your unconscious body if he's deranged enough. If you genuinely believe that random encounters deserve the same honor a match does then you're delusional and you're going to get yourself killed if you're ever jumped

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he might do something really fucked up to me when I'm unconscious
      Says the person who does really fucked up things to unconscious people.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Crooks are not people

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >it's OK to do completely depraved shit to this person, and doesn't make me depraved at all, because they were depraved first. Phew! Glad me and Satan worked that out before I was sent straight to hell.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              God I hate that reddit phrase so much

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Even awful horrible deHispanicable people are still people. And you could have turned out like them under the wrong circumstances. B4 you say no way, explain why you aren't more successful than you are right now in reality.

            Go back.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            It is a bigger sin to turn a blind eye of ignorance or tolerance and let someone harm you and/or take from you than it is to kill them for it

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Precisely how crooked does someone have to be before their personhood is revoked? Stealing a grape?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Loki's wagers are gay. Ywnbaw.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Even awful horrible deHispanicable people are still people. And you could have turned out like them under the wrong circumstances. B4 you say no way, explain why you aren't more successful than you are right now in reality.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        If I knock someone unconscious who attacked me, I'm leaving. I'm not doing anything to them

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Good.

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    You use both dipshit. You learn how to fight barehanded AND how to use/defend yourself against weapons. If you're missing either of those you're going to get murdered if shit goes down

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Illogical thing to be afraid of unless you are constantly getting yourself into dangerous situations. Even in Tijuana, the literal murder capital of the world, your chances of being murdered are less than 1%. Even in a complete shit hole like Detroit, your chances are 0.04%. Check the numbers for yourself.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can get thrown into a dangerous situation without any warning regardless of where you live. You could go to a party with friends and someone pulls a knife on you, or you could be at the park and someone decides to fuck with you, it's not something within your control unless you stay home all day or only go to the store, your job, and your house.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          What kind of people are you hanging out with that this is a likely scenario? I'm not a shut in by any means, and no one has ever pulled a knife on me. Besides, don't try to fight someone with a knife unless they have you cornered or are threatening your family. Running away from someone with a knife doesn't prove you have small nuts or something.

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    have a nice day

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >k-have a nice day!
      Why do you like to think about the idea of punishment so much? You seem obsessed.

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're such a fucking retard OP, it's actually kind of impressive

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >t.
    Honor is a meme.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      samurai literally killed random people to try new swords or techniques

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >grabs your gun
    What now?

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Body builders just want to be fighters. You're not going to win a fight because you look big. Amateurs who consistently practice martial arts would beat the shit out of you regardless of your muscle mass.

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    more people die in fist fights than shootings

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