Masturbation

Just found out jerking off can burn 100 kcal. I can masterbate about 8-10 times a day. How many people on fit can say they burn 1000 kcal a day working out? Masturbation is the best way to get fit. You will have to walk ten miles to keep up with me stroking it.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    100 kcals burn for how long?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >jerking off can burn 100 kcal
      Bullshit

      https://blog.womanizer.com/how-many-calories-you-burn-during-masturbation/

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >blog.womanizer.com

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/akONlIi.jpg

          >https://blog.womanizer.com

          Your just jealous of my labido and drive. You couldn't even jerk it 4 times a day. I'm about to go for my fifth.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >https://blog.womanizer.com

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/xUTAwOz.gif

          >blog.womanizer.com

          >jerking off can burn 100 kcal
          Bullshit

          100 kcals burn for how long?

          https://www.lybrate.com/amp/question/618531116/how-many-calories-are-released-while-releasing-a-sperm618531116
          The orgasm itself can burn 60-100 kcal. Doesn't matter how long as long as you orgasm. 100 kcal could be a low estimate in many cases.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >moron who profits off of my addiction that fricks up my mental and physical health told me that this addiction is actually good!
    Yea, moron, don't forget that cigarettes make you stronger and pesticides are completely safe to breathe in

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >jerking off can burn 100 kcal
    Bullshit

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No fap was bullshit all along.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Already up to 400 kcals burned before work. How are you going to compete?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Your just jealous of my labido and drive. You couldn't even jerk it 4 times a day. I'm about to go for my fifth.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t even get hard now because I hate women so much that they don’t turn me on anymore

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think that is just being gay. That or you are impotent.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I’m straighter than the pole your sister makes a living on

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've been doing a mix of nofaps and jerk off days. You abstain for 7-9 days for the test boost and then jerk like crazy as much as you possibly can for 1-2 days. There's 0 science behind it, I don't even know why I'm doing it. Will this make me a superhuman or a moron?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Has anyone else burned 500 kcal before lunch or is it just me? Time to admit it fit. This is the superior training method.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No way ,I would be shredded.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How many times do you masterbate in a day?

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This thread is fake news being given by worms to increasingly distort mens views of sex, leading to sexual promiscuity and thus allowing the worms to more easily spread to our anus and then move into our minds.

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