>me?

>me? I lift to increase my chance of having le premarital sex with prostitutes!

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You’re probably old/bald/fat fapped last night and once today already or your dick doesn’t even work at all

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    kind of pointless no? prostitutes arent exactly picky.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Some are picky. OP wants the higher class paid pussy.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    same

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >be me at the gym
    >lifting a 100 kilos bench
    >first time free weight bench
    >ask someone to spot
    >"oh youre going to do one?"
    >answer, "Im going to do as much as I can"
    >sees me do the first rep
    >"ah"
    >feelsgoodman
    >pump out 5 reps
    I lift for strength

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No, I lift to have extramatrial sex.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    nice profile pic op

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i lift because im depressed

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

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    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Looks like a clown or fricking drag queen and is entirely unaware of it

      What a world

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The path to marriage for most men is through proving yourself through the premarital sex gauntlet. Dropping out because you can't hack it makes you just as much of a loser as the hippies - but at least they got laid, unlike you.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >me? I lift to increase my chance of having le premarital sex with prostitutes!

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >premarital
    found the christcuck schizo virgin

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If you don't have a quality fiance from Church by like 22-23, you aren't getting one. What's left are virginal hamplanets and single moms - and you have better odds outside of church to find a woman that's not fat and nice to you.

      >oh, but I'll get 18y/o qts with my $70k stem/tradie job
      No you won't. These cute women are interested in their HS and college peers. And let's say you try to impress her dad - where do you think these women's delusional standards came from? In fact they're even more delusional about what their little princess deserves, because their little princess is still a woman and gets tingly if you're hot. Dad doesn't care.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        medication

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Keep inhaling the copium, /misc/cel. If you actually went to church, you would not be deluded about what you're actually in for when it comes to dating.

          After a certain age, attractive, single women with their shit together disappear from the pews.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            We don't all go to church you dumb homosexual. Here's what you religion preaches
            >let people walk all over you
            >normal male desires are sinful
            >make sure you self flagellate
            Literal cuck religion

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Oh no I had consensual sex, the horror!
              God should be far more concerned with the rampant violence, corruption, and greed that plagues our society rather than two people doing a normal, healthy human activity

              Didn't ask and didn't read

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You did read it

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I don't disagree. Christianity has no spiritual defenses against modern subversion; and is, for all practical purposes, obsolete - since it fails at the most basic tasks entrusted to it in the social contract between civilization and religion.

              However, I think the men of the 15th-19th centuries who conquered the world in Jesus's name were more authentically Christian than pretty much any American churchgoer.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >If you don't have a quality fiance from Church by like 22-23, you aren't getting one
        I don't want one. They are fricking boring.
        Christianity is a fricking disease.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        is there someone you can call?

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I lift for my cartoon wife

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >he is so ugly he completely gave up on his sole biological purpose
    There is no harder defeat in life

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Christianity is such a cope lmao

    >no no you don't get it, I'm VOLUNTARILY not having sex because it's a sin!!
    just admit you can't get laid

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like you're the one coping because you're an unrepenting sinning peace of shit and in pure denial

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Oh no I had consensual sex, the horror!
        God should be far more concerned with the rampant violence, corruption, and greed that plagues our society rather than two people doing a normal, healthy human activity

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      And, in the Christian societies of the past, whoring was commonplace, since they understood that male celibacy from 15-30 simply wasn't practical. It wasn't a major sin. The alternative was, essentially "you break it, you buy it"- with shotgun marriages representing something like 20-30% of marriage in Victorian England.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    that's right!

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Stfu I have to do this because im facially a 3-4/10 and being muscular is a way to compensate. Am I supposed to just accept fate as an incel or what

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >You did read it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      /qa/ lost

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >sex-havers cope and make the whole thread about religion

    Lol you fricking dumb sex havers, get the frick off this sight and go back

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      OP yapping about pre marital sex like a religious troon in 2022

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I lift to defend myself from crazy incels like you that might snap at any moment
    Have sex

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They'll never have sex, thus they will snap. We need to put incels in consentration camps and execute them in ovens.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Cope harder troony breeder, us incels will rule the earth

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They'll never have sex, thus they will snap. We need to put incels in consentration camps and execute them in ovens.

      I'm never having sex and I'm coming for you.
      You better be prepared.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Hey, George Galloway's Mother Of All Talk Shows is starting on Youtube, right now!!

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I lift to prove I am alive to prove I should nit just kill my self. I lift to see what my body is capable of and to show others that capably. I will never lift for looks or women

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I lift for widespread & affordable sex robots and artificial wombs rendering biological women to serf and beggar castes

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