>meet a pretty buff guy at work
>clearly is a gymrat
>"so where do you go to gym? maybe you wanna go together some time cause my other gym buddy moved a few weeks ago"
>"I don't really work out anon, just a couple up push-ups and pull-ups here and there"
Why the fuck do people do this? Anyone with a brain can see your bullshit and you don't seem cool, instead very insecure.