>meet a pretty buff guy at work. >clearly is a gymrat. >"so where do you go to gym?

>meet a pretty buff guy at work
>clearly is a gymrat
>"so where do you go to gym? maybe you wanna go together some time cause my other gym buddy moved a few weeks ago"
>"I don't really work out anon, just a couple up push-ups and pull-ups here and there"
>mfw

Why the fuck do people do this? Anyone with a brain can see your bullshit and you don't seem cool, instead very insecure.

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    NICE

    but dude you sound very insecure maybe he just wants to workout alone, take the sign

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      maybe you're right anon, I don't know why I got worked up about it

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        based realizer

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    because its annoying to listen to a fucking dyel how he has a new routine and his gains are almost there and did you know deadlifts are overrated and and and....

    if you get a shif answer you clearly look like shit and are not worth the effort

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    He doesn't want to go with you

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This used to be me, I actually only did push ups and pull ups, but none believed me.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same. It works great for your arms and chest and despite what you read on the internet, no gives a single fuck about your legs or your back

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        When I started going to the gym I chest mogged almost everyone, as I deadlifted 100 lbs.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but if you want the complete V shape you need to do something for your rear and side delts too, it's such a little additional time investment that is a pity not doing it.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>"so where do you go to gym? maybe you wanna go together some time cause my other gym buddy moved a few weeks ago"
    Sounds annoying

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    dude i just want to workout alone
    im not good with people

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    you wanna go together some time cause my other gym buddy moved a few weeks ago
    sounds gay
    anon what were you planing to do to that poor calichad you perverted molerat

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just want my fucking gym buddy back bro...

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    He’s testing you to weed you out if you’re not committed. You have to fight fire with fire. Find out where he works out and his schedule. Show up and start working out alongside him. Pretend it’s a happy coincidence every time. Keep up the pressure, you will win.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's a good idea man thanks I'll try this out

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're being memed, don't do this it is n extremely socially retarded thing to do

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          autist detected

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hell yeah bro keep up the persistence

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is unironically how I think with girls I have a crush on sometimes luckily I stopped thinking like this after high school

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    you can't go to the gym by yourself but he's the insecure one? fuck off zoomer

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You sound like a spaz

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Try working it into conversation more naturally than basically harassing the guy. Most people just want to work out in peace.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only situation where I want to hang with another dude is bars & nightclubs where women judge you as creepy if you go alone

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Might honestly be a calisthenics/greasing the groove type of guy. Like he’s got a pull-up bar in a doorway at home and every time he walks by he does ten, every few hours does 50 pushups and squats et cetera. I know a few guys like this. So in his mind he just does general exercise and may not have a gym membership or even consider it working out since he’s basically training in one minute intervals throughout the day

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pretty buff
    How big were his arms
    >over 17 in
    Steroids
    >under 17 in
    Attainable with calesthenics

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"I don't really work out anon, just a couple up push-ups and pull-ups here and there"

    He thinks you're gay. That's what you say when a girl asks if you work out and you want her to be attracted to your ubermensch genetics. You're the girl.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    he is straight

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    are you going to tell him you need help with stretches next? he probably doesn't like dudes that beat around the bush

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"I don't really work out anon, just a couple up push-ups and pull-ups here and there"

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      based legendary super mogger

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"I don't really work out anon, just a couple up push-ups and pull-ups here and there"
    I'm a 5 days a week gymcel but whenever people ask me if I work out I say the same thing. I don't do this to diss the other person or anything though. It's just that discussing gym routines or lifting outside of the gym feels incredibly autistic to me and I want to avoid it. I have no problem talking about your deadlift form or protein intake at the gym between sets, but I really don't wanna hear about it while I'm at a party or I'm hanging out with girls.
    Might be just me.

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    LOL you found another IST bro.
    kek

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    what's a gym buddy? working out is a solo activity

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    if you're in high school or college it might be cool to work out with your bros. but afterwards, if ur working stiff; just lift alone

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    genetics are nuts, I did fuck all starting out and had bigger shoulders chest and arms instantly

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe he just didn't want to workout you or maybe he has a home gym or just maybe he actually got big doing push ups and pull ups over the years.

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