Memes aside are these actually good for muscle recovery? I'm over 30 so I do get a few aches than I used to

Memes aside are these actually good for muscle recovery? I'm over 30 so I do get a few aches than I used to

Ape Out, Gorilla Mindset Shirt $21.68

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Ape Out, Gorilla Mindset Shirt $21.68

  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's a sex toy for women.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think you understand how strong these things are. This would turn a woman's vegana into a bloody pile of mush.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Lmao yeah ok white boy

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I have used mine on two women and they both loved it.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          How do you even approach a girl with it and her not get creeped out you've got one

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >see girl doing some exercise
            >approach her with the massage gun hidden behind your back
            >once behind her turn on the massage gun and gently touch her neck with it
            >when she turns around to face you raise your eyebrows and smile without showing your teeth holding the pulsating massage gun above your shoulder
            >if she smiles back ask her if she wants more
            >continue to follow your natural instincts

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I'm too ugly for this to work, I would just get reported

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I got one. Feels good. No idea if it works or not, it just feels good.

      I don't think you understand how strong these things are. This would turn a woman's vegana into a bloody pile of mush.

      Lmao yeah ok white boy

      I have used mine on two women and they both loved it.

      >I ordered one of these on aliexpres
      >They didnt sent it
      >I cancelled order and refunded it
      >Decided to order it again
      >They again didn't sent it
      >Sent them a message asking wtf
      >They promised they sent it to me
      >Even gave me a tracking number in chat but on aliexpres it still said processing
      >Decided to refund it again
      >Order was closed
      >Week later check tracking number they gave me
      >Apparently it updates and is now in my country
      >Excited I get a free massage gun
      >Tracking number hasn't updated in 2 weeks and it's still in my national distribution office

      So.... do I get it or what? I was excited for a free massage gun (its my right because they were slow with sending it to me in the first place) but now im worried they noticed the refund and the local post office has sent it back

      I want my free massage gun guys

      i fricking hate aliexpres chinks so much

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        number hasn't updated in 2 weeks and it's still in my national distribution office
        as someone how buys tea from china, this is common, it usually says its in the country then days or weeks later it might turn up

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          so I get my free massage gun?

          I ordered it for my sore muscles but I also wanna stick it in my tinder girls their peeholes

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I got one. Feels good. No idea if it works or not, it just feels good.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    they feel good but don't do anything that other relaxing activities can't do. i think they're a waste of money, but if you have money to burn go for it.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    are you fricking moronic?

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    hahah guys don't even think about using it on your prostate area and achive amazing hands free orgasm hahaha

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      hahah gross which attachment would someone even use anyway ewww hahah

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Got one of these two weeks ago. Restored my pain-free neck mobility quite well by hammering on my extremely tight neck/traps. Relieves my wife's upper back pain also.

    You can increase mobility in the shoulder, hamstrings, and calves by finding the right areas. Probably not a very persistent effect. For recovery, doubt it does anything. Well worth the 80 € for me, got it to reach my traps better than a lacrosse ball.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    All the brands of these are essentially the same right?

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    been using it instead of my foam roller and i prefer it because i am a lazy git

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I really like mine... I think it has made a noticeable difference preventing shin splints and plantar fauscitus

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I had a friend use one on me and at the time it felt nice but the long term effects were that it didn't really help like how a proper massage might

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Only the higher end ones that are strong enough to hurt you if used improperly. Anything below $200 is a glorified sex toy. If it can't bruise you then it will do frick all for massaging sore muscles.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I got a theragun and love it.

    Never had chronic pain, but was worried about trigger points. Was in excruciating pain from a decade of lifting when I first started using it, had to have my wife use it on me while i was holding on to the couch. Now i can use it and its uncomfortable while doing it but feels incredible afterwards.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    is you're /diyfit/ and you already have a jig saw get pic rel

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