>mfw he's not pearlmaxxing

>mfw he's not pearlmaxxing

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >try to cum on girls face
    >Notice her moustache
    >Lose boner
    >Asks me what's wrong. I want your cum etc
    >Put pants on and run away

    True story

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      well then tell me how to

      lol

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You just maxx out your pearls broski that's all there is to it

        I don't know why but when I coom on a girls face my coom ammount is exponentially higher. I'm talking gallons of coom, I fucking drown girls with it. Why is that? The first time I coomed on a girls face some 4 years ago I painted her room with it because I couldn't stop cooming ropes and it just shot everywhere at tremendous speed, I'm telling you I was cooming for a good 15 seconds, coom flying everywhere

        It's because you're more aroused so there's more seminal fluid in your coom dumbass

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >try to cum on girls face
      >Notice her moustache
      >cum extra hard
      >tell the bitch to shave her shit

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Chad af.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shoulda given her that biological shaving foam

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Put pants on and run away
      alpha

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >>Lose boner
        >alpha

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      My ex had small stache. Was otherwise perfect but those few tiny hair was distracting asf

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        whats his name?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Put pants on and run away
      Based. Never let succubi to suck your life force.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    name

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm Jamal.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nice to meet you jamal

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      reina rae

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm Jamal.

      MUH NAME JAMAL
      MUH NAME USTED

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know why but when I coom on a girls face my coom ammount is exponentially higher. I'm talking gallons of coom, I fucking drown girls with it. Why is that? The first time I coomed on a girls face some 4 years ago I painted her room with it because I couldn't stop cooming ropes and it just shot everywhere at tremendous speed, I'm telling you I was cooming for a good 15 seconds, coom flying everywhere

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i love cooming on face, but gf hates it and rarely wants to do it. we've been together 4 years. wtf do i do bros

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Coom on her face

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      rape

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cheat on her. Women like taken men and women tend to respect their partner more knowing he has options.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not having a gf who would do anything to keep you satisfied
      up your game, up your value and find another bitch. life's too short for shit like that.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    God I want to splurge a hot, meaty, gelatinous, splodge of my sparkly, diamond white cum all over that face

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