It's fine being for kids. That doesn't mean you should go see it being like the 20 year old autistic woman with a beanie carrying mario and luigi plushies into the movie I saw when I took my little cousins to see it.
Or like the 50 year old cow of a woman eating her own huge tub of popcorn I was unfortunate enough to be seated next to who annoyingly laughed at literally every little thing.
Why would an adult take their kids to a movie that is painful to sit through? Kids movies have to tailor to adults in order to make big $$$. And this movie is on track to gross a billion dollars worldwide.
>absolutely no character development whatsoever >hero's journey? what's that? >movie is just setpiece after setpiece, reference after reference >nu humour
basically the same reason every illumination movie is shit. inb4 "it's a movie for children homosexual what did you expect" yes, compare to pixar though where you'll often have timeless themes that adults can also appreciate. illumination just make forgettable slop for children and mario movie is no exception
Perfectly stated. It's fine that kids like this movie. The point is, it is not made to be a story, it is made to appeal to kids who like seeing colors and fricking idiots who like seeing colors.
I love how a handful of people said the mario movie by illumination (a studio that has literally been hated by a majority of the internet for minions humor and pretty much every movie they've ever made being a normie-focused facebook-tier mom movie) is "not good" and collectively every dipshit who sees a single movie a year craps their pants in disgust.
like who gives a frick it's a corporate product designed to hit a checklist of references and product nods to encourage you to buy more media. It could've been a real movie with the most basic story, it wouldn't have even been hard. It could be the exact same setup, but just a TINY bit of effort would've gone a long way.
I’ve fricked my neck up 2 or the last 3 times doing OHP and now I’m wondering if it is worth it. Every time I go over about 175lbs it happens. Like bad enough pain I went to the doctor and got an anti-inflammatory shot and a prednisone prescription. I’m losing 1-2 weeks’ training because of this bullshit.
This movie is for 12 and under and if you like it as an adult you should have a nice day.
excuse me this a family film and it is for everybody
I like it because it makes my kids happy and an adult enjoys make their children happy. You do have children don't you anon?
It's fine being for kids. That doesn't mean you should go see it being like the 20 year old autistic woman with a beanie carrying mario and luigi plushies into the movie I saw when I took my little cousins to see it.
Or like the 50 year old cow of a woman eating her own huge tub of popcorn I was unfortunate enough to be seated next to who annoyingly laughed at literally every little thing.
It's for autistic 30 and 40 year olds who haven't grown out of Bing wop wahoo
anon, that’s sfm porn
Went to see the movie with my kids.
Was good.
Why would an adult take their kids to a movie that is painful to sit through? Kids movies have to tailor to adults in order to make big $$$. And this movie is on track to gross a billion dollars worldwide.
this movie was fricking garbage. and i love bing bing wahoo
Why the frick are incels hating on the Mario movie?
>absolutely no character development whatsoever
>hero's journey? what's that?
>movie is just setpiece after setpiece, reference after reference
>nu humour
basically the same reason every illumination movie is shit. inb4 "it's a movie for children homosexual what did you expect" yes, compare to pixar though where you'll often have timeless themes that adults can also appreciate. illumination just make forgettable slop for children and mario movie is no exception
Perfectly stated. It's fine that kids like this movie. The point is, it is not made to be a story, it is made to appeal to kids who like seeing colors and fricking idiots who like seeing colors.
>compare to pixar
like their gay theme
or their disobey your parents theme
or my body my choice theme
I love how a handful of people said the mario movie by illumination (a studio that has literally been hated by a majority of the internet for minions humor and pretty much every movie they've ever made being a normie-focused facebook-tier mom movie) is "not good" and collectively every dipshit who sees a single movie a year craps their pants in disgust.
like who gives a frick it's a corporate product designed to hit a checklist of references and product nods to encourage you to buy more media. It could've been a real movie with the most basic story, it wouldn't have even been hard. It could be the exact same setup, but just a TINY bit of effort would've gone a long way.
I’ve fricked my neck up 2 or the last 3 times doing OHP and now I’m wondering if it is worth it. Every time I go over about 175lbs it happens. Like bad enough pain I went to the doctor and got an anti-inflammatory shot and a prednisone prescription. I’m losing 1-2 weeks’ training because of this bullshit.
John leguzasammomo is the real luigi. When I see a mario movies I expect goombas to be giants with tiny little heads.