millenial "men"

This phenotype is so common among millenial men.
Man breasts, snapback with their shitty s ø y beards. Big Midsection full of fats and greases.

They get so butthurt when you point this out, just go outside and you'll find a millenial just like this in minutes

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How does it feel to hate for free?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Feels great.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I honestly think it's worse to have to wear glasses than being bald.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nah. it would suck to HAVE to glasses, but glasses make most people's faces look better. sometimes I think about getting some clear lense glasses.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >glasses make most people's faces look better.
        lol lmao

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He's a troll
          Also there's a lot of autist stemcels on here from autist countries like Germany

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            https://i.imgur.com/3k210CZ.gif

            >glasses make most people's faces look better.
            lol lmao

            kek im a stemcel from germany but i did have people compliment my glasses a few times. i have no idea if I look better without them. but people did mention them.

            Full disclosure I work in industry tech consulting, so looking nerdy/smart and a bit older is good, so I have this type of architect look.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        not having hair>not being able to properly see without two fragile pieces of glass on your face

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bald is definitely worse

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        if by worse you mean
        >no need to style anything
        >save money on hair products
        >no need for a barber just buzz it
        >in the right light you can blind assailants
        >keeps you in check in that you need to be fit to look acceptable bald

        conversely:

        >gotta pay for your prescription
        >ah shit my eyes are worse need a new one
        >let me just break the bank need new contacts
        >i cant see shit without my glasses
        >ahh frick my eyes constantly burn ever since i got lasik
        >lasik is flawless and has no complications why do i keep seeing black dots frick i shouldve kept with contacts
        >fall asleep with contacts my eyes are burning

        id rather be bald than not being able to literally comprehend my surroundings

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I just see a whole lotta balding cope here

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just switched from glasses to not wearing anything after getting eye surgery and yeah, people without glasses live life on easy mode and don’t even realize it. You don’t need to worry about cleaning then all the time or not being able to see when you wake up in the morning, go in the shower, swimming , etc. no matter what style my hair is in it looks okay because my face looks good and I can actually wear hats and beanies now without looking like an idiot.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No one has to wear glasses. Contacts and even LASIK have been around for decades.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fellas, is it gay to see?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine being bald, bespectacled and choosing to be fat

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    thats what most old americans look like bro
    what gets me about these homies is the short arms. it seems like their arms never go past their waists

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My dad doesn't look like this and he's pushing 60

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah good thing i specifically posted about your dad... oh wait

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >but I did have breakfast today…

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      anglo genes

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I subconsciously equate this short arm fat torso build with strength. I'm convinced these lards have innate strength under the fat layers and could completely transform their upper body in a year or two.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm bigger than this guy by 100 lbs
    Millennials always say sorry or excuse me when they see me for no reason

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have a beard and sometimes wear hats but I'm not fat, I don't wear graphic tees and I don't wear glasses

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the only thing that can compensate for being bald or wearing glasses is being very tall.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    espeacially the israeli millenials cant fight for shit

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its the shitty craft beers and sedentary lifestyle

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    all dyels look like that.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is the result of no physical activity at all for many years. Any office job worker, neet or any job where you just sit will lead to that physique

    The beard and glasses and eyes of a baby calf, I have no idea why they all have that

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Give it 15 years and the zoomers will look the same way.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yup, makes it easier for those of us who kept active.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    IPA drinking causes a lot of it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Luv me barcade, bruv, simple as.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Our parents are boomers who didn't want children. Their version of parenting is watching television and having anger issues.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just DM Mersh already and stop posting his ugly ass here whining about millennials. I'm sure he'll be happy to let you suck his dick.

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