>pull day
>doing my usual set of deadlifts
>start warming up
>2pl8
>3pl8
>3.5
>I notice a guy and his gf start using the nearby leg press
>start loading up 4pl8
>guy looks in disbelief that I can lift it
>both him and his gf watch as I lift 4pl8
>dude looks visibly upset
>caught his gf looking at my crotch later
Same day
>doing weighted pull ups
>another gym bro is doing pull ups on another bar
>do a set of 5 with 45lbs attached
>gym bro grabs a chain belt and tries to attach 20lbs to it
>watch as he has no idea how to attach it to the belt
>"hey I always see you doing weighted pull ups how do you hook it to the belt"
>show him how to do it
>thanks bro, btw nice set you're strong af I wish I could do 45lbs
>you'll get there
No other mires?
you posted at five in the morning you attention seekimg gay
have a nice day.
no
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He posted at 8 in the morning you quadruple aidsmoron
Who cares about the opinions of others? Don't lift to impress people, lift for your health and for the strength to be useful. For the glory of creation. Hoping some random dude you might never see again admires you lifting something heavy for two minutes and forgets you by tomorrow is lame.
>t. No mires
>on date with girl
>she looks up at me
>"anon you look like superman"
>"heh thanks"
>on date with different girl
>I'm dressed in some nice clothes
>"anon everybody is looking at you, I think you could be on The Bachelor"
>"heh thanks"
>be driving one time
>look over at car to my left
>it's full of cheerleaders
>they are all smiling and waving at me
>autism stare back
>half smile and wave back
>they're still smiling and now laughing amongst themselves
>wat do
>speed up
>pull up to red light
>monka
>they're right next to me
>look over again they're trying to get my attention again
>just ignore them until the light turns green and drive away
You can't lift away the tism boys
Incredibly based. Way to put them in their place anon, they need to learn to deal with rejection like the rest of us.
Wife is getting nervous of my gains. I'm losing a lot more weight than she expected and she has been feeling me a lot more and making comments about other women looking at me
My ex gf did the same thing, once I started lifting she kept saying how I was going to cheat on her and stuff.
So I cheated on her, you get what you put in bitch.
She's made cheating comments but I'll never cheat though. I lift for her and my kids anyways
Oh I wasn't saying you should cheat on her anon, I cheated on my girl because she was a vain selfish whore and it took lifting to realize that.
Take care of the wife and kids, make sure she knows you do everything for her.
>coming back to dock after running 3 miles
>finally meet port captain and make small talk
>he’s a built 60 year old man
>”you look pretty in shape”
>we bullshit for a good 5 minutes about working out and what we do
I’ve fallen on and off the wagon of discipline for working out, because I’d party too much. Been staying religious about it for last several months, and nice to get ‘mired by an actual fit dude instead of casuals.
Fucking kek.
back to dock after running 3 miles
Were you running across the ocean?
Jesus confirmed alive 2023
My wife started losing weight and talks about her pouch all the time and how she is trying to lose it now that I lost most all my weight and am building muscle and getting flatter in the belly. I never said a word to her about it or that she looks bad (she doesn't) but I would just talk about what I was doing, how much weight I lost, my goals, etc...
>getting groceries with my roommate
>wearing a tank top because we just hit the gym
>walking in front of a car in parking lot crosswalk
>it's full of teen girls
>once we pass it, the car honks
>my roommate goes "I think those girls were checking you out"
>"I know"
>go home and make tacos
>at work
>taking my lunch break just chilling
>eating some salad with extra mozzarella and chicken
>qt coworker comes in, says i seem to be eating healthy
>tell her i’ve been paying more attention to my diet
>”i can tell anon, you look better now and maybe even a bit bigger haha”
>t-thanks
>fast forward to end of our shift
>im omw to home when qt comes and asks if i want to grab dinner together
>i agree to it and we go to this mexican place
>she jokes about all the protein i need to eat for my muscle and remembers i started taking creatine and asks how that’s going
>starts talking about her birth control (?) and how she has an IUD now not requiring condoms
>tells me she could use someone to teach her the ropes at the gym and i tell her sure
>go to the toilet and when i come back she paid for everything
>when driving back home she asks if i want to go for some coffee at her place
>i decline saying i don’t like coffee
>she drops me off and notice her staring at me intently
>thank her for dinner and leave
i know she probably dropped a hint but i just have an extreme fear of intimacy and she’s way too pretty for me.
do it gay, if in a few months you post that you regret letting a willing qt go woe is me, then im gonna catch the next plane to murder ur ass
>extreme fear of intimacy and she’s way too pretty for me
You get one life gay, it's time to stop being a bitch moron.
she literally wants you to cum inside her lmao, you autists are a truly cursed lot
lmao at the autists thinking any of this actually happened
samefag? seems fairly normal to me, I've heard less believable things on this website
ayup, girls will totally walk up to you and just so casually tell you about their birth control and IUDs, too bad you're too bad at picking up 'hints' teehee
fucking autism, motherfucker can't even make up something believable
I mean, I've had a chick bring up her birth control to me before in casual conversation. Talk to women maybe?
way to expose yourself. it’s perfectly normal subject especially with people you are closer to.
I've had girls talk about iuds and birth control with me before but it's usually only when we talk about if we are going to have kids in the future
In high school a girl told me how she was on birth control for like some medical shit, might have been for acne
This story has to be made up right?
i wish bros
it’s been a week since that happened and we haven’t talked much since. i just mentally block when i get close to girls and am indeed a giant pussy. not like it would work out with her + she’s a coworker
i had coworkers talk about having their periods and whatnot before but this was definitely a first.
This is probably a larp, but if it isn’t, you are such a fucking gay holy shit
this is larp
Dude, you need to have sex with her or else you will get yandere'd.
>hip thrusting 5pl8 at le funny machine
>leave to get water, when I come back some autist and the gym instructor (female) are deracking my shit
>oi m8 im using that
>oh yeah how many were there I forgot
>five
>female goblina audibly wows
>barbell curling 15kg/side, about 45kg/90lb total
>local gym middle aged roid freak approaches
>oi m8 thats a lot of shit youre lifting
>cute redhead creaming herself over me on the subway
>looking at my crotch several times, biting lips, looking up, etc
Lel I'm not even that built, I just took the leanpill. I was a fat fuck that weighted 200lbs and went from a lard ass to ottermode within the span of 1 year. Permabulkers can go fuck themselves.
Coming out of the gym sweating, 2 Spanish chicks driving by in a jeep, the driver goes OMG he's so fine. I smiled and continued walking to my car.
>Strong gymbro pulling 6pl8 for reps
>I go over to tell him good job
>"sick DL strength bro, fucking nice!"
>he smiles and says "thanks bro but holy fuck how do I get your arms? Youre blessed buddy"
>small talk about arm training and diddlys
>Fistbump, smile, nod
>we both get back to our training
Always remember to spread positivity bros
Man I wish I had this comradery but I'm DYEL and everyone at my gym is middle aged and out of shape. One day maybe I will though. Thanks for the inspiration
i’m so happy nobody talks to me or interrupts me during my rest periods. it takes me completely out of my gym mindset
>doing standing OHP
>shift weight from foot to foot while I rest, basically swaying my ass side to side
>do this for another set or two
>reach down to grab my water
>some girl is directly behind me doing hip thrusts
>"oh haha sorry am I in your way? I need the wall to brace against"
>we are in a building we are surrounded by walls
>I say nothing, just smile and move my stuff out of her way
>she's been saying hi to me every day since
>met a woman from some app to have sex
>right after we met a guy from a local tv station appears and says he’s recruiting people for a talk-show and wants me to be in it
>based on his description I realized it’s a dating show that’s been memed into oblivion
>say thanks but no thanks
>proceed to go fuck the woman and feel a soul crushing feeling a few hours latter
The show is a meme but they only recruit good looking people so that was cool.
what show?
Local show from my third world country.
ah
>post lift in /plg/
>get accused of using roids
>too dumb to figure out how to get roids
Might as well repost this from a few days ago as the thread got archived soon after I posted it:
>Be me doing chest/arm day, 1.5 hours in
>Load up 135 on decline for a warmup (2nd to last lift)
>Lanky black guy in glasses wearing an EMT sweatshirt catches my attention
>Has 2 plates on a bench, figured he wants a spot
>Take out headphone so I can hear him
>"You roid, don't you?"
>Nah man, I don't
>"I've been a firefighter for years, I know you roid
>"I just don't take off days"
>"I see you doing like 800 reps a day"
>"Nah man, I'm natty"
>argument continues for another 10 seconds
>Finally sick of this shit and just want to continue lifting, I say "you can check me for needle marks if you want"
>"Nah man, you gotta be true to yourself bro"
>Sorry I rep your max
Guy proceeds to seethe and do a few sets of 225x1 on bench while I work up to 245x6 on decline.
Not a mire as such.
>Have lost a lot of weight, got fit and been looking chiselled, or late middle-age equivalent
>Receiving the odd appreciative look here and there
>Two married couples I know, both blokes have been a bit uneasy in my presence recently and have started losing weight and dressing better
>Wonder what's been said at home. (I'm in a LTR - ailing partner with kids - so not about to put the bite on either wife)
>Bump into another friend I haven't seen for a bit - monster antipodean - and receive a slightly disbelieving look-over.
Only working on callisthenics, plyos and sprinting, so 20kg weight-loss in a year and now in good nick but not much in the way of gains. Fuck the descent into decrepitude most of my local peers seem to have accepted.
This girl was hardcore 'mirin while I did some deadlifts. Boyfriend right there with her and she's still looking lol. Had a good laugh when I saw this on the video.
Best post ITT
Giwywm but also why doesn't he looks like Arnie in predator? That's mad weight
I know what she's thinking...
going to start pulling sumo now