Mire Thread

Where the fuck are your mires?

>Be the goat (me)
>at work
>spend most of the day talking to female coworker, joking around and shooting the shit
>we’re both teasing
>make really good eye contact, she keeps glancing away
>when I look away and then look back, I always catch her staring and my arms or pecs

Started from the bottom, now we’re here

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >staring at*

    Fixed it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fuck back off to r*ddit

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      staring at from the bottom, now we're here?

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >people are starting to notice
    wagmi

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    “Your getting big have you been going to the gym” I am going to make it anons :,).

    And so are you if you stop being a pussy and actually bulk unless you are a fat fuck.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And I am one week clean without jacking off. I am so happy anons. I think I am going to try approaching girls again. If I get ghosted I can keep trying I am horny and I wanna bust nuts on a bitches feet because I am based.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no dont approach girls i dont wanna be left behind

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Based, I know that feeling. My GF has been eyefucking me more and touching me. She tells me she's proud of me for going to the gym so consistently now. Very nice to be admired by the woman you love.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you were previously fat or skele, good for you bro. Don’t leave that girl because you end up out her league though, she got with you when you were grim remember

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Gay

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >calling someone in love with a woman gay
        How old are you anon?

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >at ice skating rink
    >As I'm walking in make eye contact with qt
    >Put skates on, go on the ice
    >See qt keep glancing at me, lock eyes a few times
    >As I'm going around strike up conversation and ask her if she's having a party, because she's with a pretty big group
    >Chat a bit more, let her know I'm there on vacation
    >Go back to skating
    >Couple minutes later as I'm passing her and her friend, (she was bad at skating) her friend drops her, says "can you help my friend skate?", Gives me her hand, and then skates off to the other side of the rink
    >Girl is super flustered and nervous but I somehow manage to contain my autism and hold a conversation with her.
    >We went around the rink a few times and made smalltalk, eventually her friends call her back to do something
    >Later she waves goodbye as she's leaving
    I honestly can't even believe something like that happened, it doesn't even feel real. Coping and seething that it happened while I was on the other side of the country

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >this isn’t a mire
      >you literally got fixed up by the friend and still didn’t manage to get a date out of it
      ?? Why didn’t you ask her out

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I said multiple times in the post that I was on vacation on the other side of the country from where I live. It was nice but there was nothing I could do

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That’s literally the best case scenario
          >hey I’m only here for the day/weekend whatever long you were there, do you wanna go out before I go back.

          Word it better and you have a date 99% of the time because the girl sees no harm in a quick fling.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Vacation pussy is great. You are allowed to talk to women and have sex with them without wanting a long term relationship

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Idiot. That literally is any girls favorite fucking thing when it comes guys to hookup with because there's no chance of any one of finding out. The fuck else do think girls do on girls trips to another city or country.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Dropped the ball

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Fumbled the bag

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      good anon, now you know you are attractive and non-autismo enough to get set up
      and, you can use this to go further during the next vacay

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was doing bench (2pl8 1rm pr today) and some dudes kid ~5 years old flexed her arms towards me

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not a mire but friends often say how big my arms are. Personally don't find them that big and this getting constantly mentioned has made me to wear long sleeves

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    At work we have a digital sign in with our profiles, my coworkers changed all our profile pictures to cartoon characters and I got pic related

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      3dozeneggspilled

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Excuse me, 5 dozen

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Based and neogastonismpilled

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >neogastonism
        what

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          closely related to shopping cart corral determinism

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      making it

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >buzzwords
    >not actually a story about sticking your dick inside a woman
    >SpongeBob meme
    >closes with moron rap lyrics

    Why is this generation so fucking gay? Congrats your work crush stared at you. Big fucking whoop you loser.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stfu retard cringe as fuck

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        not him btw, you're cringe as fuck dude, stop posting shit memes and shit stories please

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A fucking decade old rap lyric was objectively cringe as fuck my guy. Just take the L and keep moving.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >"Started from the Bottom"
          >Started from the Bottom - Drake single.png
          >Single by Drake
          >from the album Nothing Was the Same
          >Released February 1, 2013[1]
          >Recorded 2012

          >10 years ago
          Where has the time gone.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It’s a timeless song anon, don’t worry about it’s age. We are all immortal, you just to make yourself so

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              it's a garbage song and you have shit taste

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >searched through the whole thread to shit on one’s man opinion on music, instead of offering something more positive and contributing to the thread and to others lives

                Get a life brother HH

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                It’s a timeless song anon, don’t worry about it’s age. We are all immortal, you just to make yourself so

                https://i.imgur.com/oEAajtR.jpg

                >"Started from the Bottom"
                >Started from the Bottom - Drake single.png
                >Single by Drake
                >from the album Nothing Was the Same
                >Released February 1, 2013[1]
                >Recorded 2012

                >10 years ago
                Where has the time gone.

                >started from the bottom by drake
                >timeless
                >unironically listening to drake

                Stfu retard cringe as fuck

                this reads like an ifunny comment section

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/UjKSM70.gif

        [...]
        [...]
        Mfs don’t want to see you winning. Don’t be like these mfs, do and say whatever y’all want to do

        WAGMI

        "winning" getting a girl to talk to you after 25 years of lonely existence and getting excited enough about it to post online just marks you as an eternal loser my g

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >posting about it on IST
          >calling them out on IST
          Yeah, well maybe you guys will get right along

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          The only “loser” is the person calling out others for enjoying their life and giving others motivation. Live your life anon, but don’t bring your negative shit here

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/jYRgU7g.jpg

        Where the fuck are your mires?

        >Be the goat (me)
        >at work
        >spend most of the day talking to female coworker, joking around and shooting the shit
        >we’re both teasing
        >make really good eye contact, she keeps glancing away
        >when I look away and then look back, I always catch her staring and my arms or pecs

        Started from the bottom, now we’re here

        Based

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/UjKSM70.gif

        [...]
        [...]
        Mfs don’t want to see you winning. Don’t be like these mfs, do and say whatever y’all want to do

        WAGMI

        My bro I was born in this cap ass generation but let me tell you I only listen to the classics like Li'l Wayne and Wiz Khalifa fr

        Jelly

        Sorry I was busy. I don't spend my life terminally online like you dumbasses.

        Please stop responding to me. You seem to be under the impression I value your opinion. I do not. I do not give a fuck about the verbal diarrhea that pours out of your cunt mouth.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I bet your ex gf likes to fuck morons and you sleep on the couch in your own house. Shave your broccoli you dumb fucking gay and have a nice day

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      not him btw, you're cringe as fuck dude, stop posting shit memes and shit stories please

      A fucking decade old rap lyric was objectively cringe as fuck my guy. Just take the L and keep moving.

      Mfs don’t want to see you winning. Don’t be like these mfs, do and say whatever y’all want to do

      WAGMI

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You will never be black

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Some insecure, negative mfs indeed

        As opposed to confident, positive mfs

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Zoomers on suicide watch.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        My bro I was born in this cap ass generation but let me tell you I only listen to the classics like Li'l Wayne and Wiz Khalifa fr

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          please take this moron language back to prison where it belongs, thanks

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Jelly

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      fucking zoomer scum is what it is

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >new year's resolutioners have told me "that's a lot of weight" while deadlifting
    >cashier called me big guy as she handed me my food
    >gf is letting me fuck her again
    been a good month so far lads

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >gf is letting me fuck her again
      >woman is withholding sex
      >you aren't even married

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >gf is letting me fuck her again
      Least obvious troll but I’m sure you’ll get some retards on here

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >get the gym
    >take my usual pre workout poop
    >washing my hands when a co-worker walks up to me
    >"Oh hey anon! Not surprised to see you here. Quick question: what do you know about supplements? What do you take?"
    >I just have a basic stack (zinc, d3, etc)
    >"Oh, so you're not on test or any other steroids lol?"
    I'll call it a mire I guess. No I won't post body. I'm natty and even though I look like a god compared to the average mid 30s normie, I'd get laughed off a IST.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >>take my usual pre workout poop
      good shit

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Where the fuck are your mires?
    An escort I visit always says my legs look strong

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Had a big girl at the gas station tell me how handsome I was. Would it have been better with a 8/10 sure it that big girl gave me a good ego boost for a couple hours. Shout out to the big girls out there. Much love.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    These "mire" threads are just said and show how much man are in need for attention in our society.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Of course they’re said, how else would we share them?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a dopamine hit/ego boost
      You think women don't brag to their friends about the number of simps they get?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      men get like 2 mires a year and rush to the computer to post them on IST
      I don't know how I handle literally nobody giving a fuck about me forever without blowing my own head off tbqh

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Everywhere i go i always get mires because 2 things, im handsome and dresswell and also i have some muscle.
        Thats what make me stand out because im that awesome. For me mires its a normal thing and everyday occurence

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Go back to your ESL class

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >on a date
    >after eating we walk around the mall
    >stop after reaching the exit
    >hugs me
    >begins feeling my back
    >hands wander until she is feeling my arms and chest
    >"so big and firm anon..."

    Today was a good day. Dunno if its a mire if its the girl i'm dating tho.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fucking sexy. Fuck her hard

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >not responding with "4u"

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Where the fuck are your mires?

    im bulking

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fat ass.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >gym bro sees me wearing a tank and says "whoa I didn't know you have that sleeper build, you're looking huge anon"

    I really hate telling others about mires I get just because I feel it comes off as bragging, but it feels good to see my hard work paying off

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You should brag anon, it’s healthy

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        this

        >gym bro sees me wearing a tank and says "whoa I didn't know you have that sleeper build, you're looking huge anon"

        I really hate telling others about mires I get just because I feel it comes off as bragging, but it feels good to see my hard work paying off

        dont be a shy bitch anon, live life. Just dont overdo it. People will respect you more for it i guarantee it if you do it intelligently and a lil bashfully.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >catch up with friend I haven't seen since high school
    >she tells me I'm the only one of my friend group that's in shape
    Hell yeah brother

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Iam outside club smoking
    >Dude taps my arm and says that he can tell that i lift

    Other day in a club milf sitting on my lap and says that she likes fit men

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >coworkers talk about new year resolutions including going to the gym
    >makes snide remark about how nobody he knows goes to the gym, pointing at me

    Usually I don't get mires because I have resting bitch face, and most people don't want to say anything to the buff, angry dude.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      mixed signals : the stand-offish coworker edition.
      God I hate cunts like that. Like, I get it bro. You prefer to be covert, passive-aggressive, non-direct and sort of on the borderline of the socially acceptable when it comes to your remarks.
      Yeah I get that I represent something to you which you must attack and debase in order for you to overcome, idiot. But have you never considered how I am an individual with my own sense of agency and feelings, and not some prop for you to use in your own public self-ridicule ''woe is me'' act?
      I don't get what kind of barns these people grew up in that this is their way to get a. sympathy b.attention c.allegiance in a conflict situation. Like these drama queens are always instigating conflicts, making little jabs and stabs here and there...Who can even stand these assholes? I've known a few in my day.
      I actually have no problem just blowing up in their face from time to time just to teach them a lesson. They think they can get away with it because a lot of people ''take it'' or go the ''silent high road'' way. Nah bro, you gotta escalate, over-dramatize it too, take it to complaints, the whole nine yards. Just make sure you got your evidence/witnesses to the constant beration.
      Like this is low-key bullying. Just because it's some supposedly self-assumed inferior person doing the bullying to someone painted as ''bigger than them'' does not make it any less bullying.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I'm the guy you replied to.
        No, he's just the sarcastic doomer type. He's alright.
        I promise!

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > At wife's parents place for dinner
    > Mother-in-law comments that my shoulders have gotten bigger
    > Thank her for the complement
    > Go home and fuck her daughter

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sisters-in-law are such a blessing.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Hue hue.
        Made my chuckle.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >lose 30 pounds and attain 1/2/3/4
    >still need to lose 30 more to be fit but looking a lot better than I used to and clothing hides a lot
    >can do pull-ups and stuff now, arms and shoulders are big
    >fitting in better looking clothing
    >Co workers are noticing, ask about my numbers and are impressed
    >see my mother for the first time in a few months and have to move some furniture, take my overshirt off
    >"oh wow you weren't kidding son you look way better! I'm proud of you honey."
    I love my mom, family mires are the best.
    Also I finally beat my father in arm wrestling, he was very happy. He always wanted me to be strong.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Also I finally beat my father in arm wrestling, he was very happy. He always wanted me to be strong.
      nice anon. no better moment in a son's life than when he surpasses his father.
      no better moment in a father's life than when his son surpasses him.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Now you have to breed your mom to assert dominance

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Based
      Mom mires are the best. I miss mine sometines

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Be me
    >math teacher needs help lifting the old tech equipment
    >multple PCs , a huge ctr Tv and many monitors
    >most classmates who wanted to help bitch out after carrying a few PCs from the second floor to the schoolyard
    >but not and my buddy
    >carry all the shit until i see the mother of all CTR which barely fits through the door frame
    >Mathe Teacher: "I trust you this Anon"
    >bring that bitch to the schoolyard while getting mires left and right

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      CHAD
      ask that teacher for a nice uni recc letter or some job recommendation...he will remember what you did for him. you got what it takes pal.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks Anon that's a great advice

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Why the fuck would he be moving stuff that needs "trust" to the schoolyard. Shit's going in the trash, yo. Throw it out a window.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >get boarded by Canadian customs
    >they’re searching through boat
    >”I take it you’re the engineer by those arms, weights, and conHispanicuous powder in your room”

    >boss’s boss finally meets me
    >fit dude in 60s
    >”you look in shape”

    Well, for the first time in my life I’m actually eating clean and lowering BF. Haven’t been lean since being an otter twink. One week in so far of no processed carbs (besides brotein) or seed oils. My relationship with food is slowly changing.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Self mire today boys. I did the first pull-up of my entire life.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fucking awesome anon. I’m proud of you. Keep it going 🙂

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nice anon, I managed that a month ago for the first time in my life as well. I'm up to 3 now @ 280 lbs. Keep at it and the gains will keep coming.

      https://i.imgur.com/K7Xv50S.png

      >be me during lockdown
      >6" 210lb and starting to get weird popping sounds in my knee
      >look up yoga and kettlebell workouts on youtube to unfuck my knee
      >losing weight and knee start getting better
      >go to local yoga place once lockdown was lifted
      >fast forward to the present
      >fluctuating between 158-164
      >now two of the yoga instructors I see regularly are miring

      I have a few other successes, but getting the yogi chicks to mire feels the best. Despite all this, it doesn't stop the constant flow of spaghetti falling out of my pockets...

      Can't lift away the 'tism.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm proud of you anon

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Self mire today: I jerked off and was impressed by how big my dick was.

      Wow!

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be me during lockdown
    >6" 210lb and starting to get weird popping sounds in my knee
    >look up yoga and kettlebell workouts on youtube to unfuck my knee
    >losing weight and knee start getting better
    >go to local yoga place once lockdown was lifted
    >fast forward to the present
    >fluctuating between 158-164
    >now two of the yoga instructors I see regularly are miring

    I have a few other successes, but getting the yogi chicks to mire feels the best. Despite all this, it doesn't stop the constant flow of spaghetti falling out of my pockets...

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >heaviest weight 560lbs
    >want to get serious and change my life and improve my health
    >get down to 190lbs after 6 years of changing my bad habits
    >finally feel ready to join the gym and gain some weight back as muscle
    >not had any surgery, no clothes can hide how much loose skin I have, very self conscious about how I look
    >fuck it, just going to put myself out there and do the work
    >been going for a few months
    >super fit chad I always see there is using a machine I want to use, wait to take over when he's done
    >he goes to leave and I start to get set up
    >"By the way, I can see you worked really hard to get here. Good job, man."

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You’re one of the goats man. Awe inspiring story. Keep it up brother

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Wholesome, thanks for sharing anon. Good job out there, keep it up!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Hell yeah, good stuff anon

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I kneel

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      HUGE if true grats man

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Some guy asked me to spot him for a bench for the first time the other day.
    It barely counts but it was motivating

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Still counts

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw sometimes ask newbies on purpose so they learn and gain some confidence

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >at the gym
    >notice 2 qt’s glancing at me a few times
    >they always come in together and i try to not pay attention to them
    >has been happening for a month or so now
    >doing tricep pull-downs when they set up on the cable close next to me
    >one of them turns her ass towards me and i almost touch it when doing reps
    >successfully avoid eye contact until i look for my next free exercise and one catches my eye
    >”hey, don’t you usually come in with your dad here?”
    >tell her yeah that’s right but that today he was busy
    >”i think it’s cool you guys work out together”
    >thank her and move to different exercise
    >maybe 10 minutes later the one who didn’t talk to me walks up
    >”hey so this is weird but my friend thinks you’re cute and was wondering if she can have your snapchat or something”
    >tell her i think she’s cute too and that if it weren’t for my gf i would agree to it
    >she says she understands and no problem bla bla bla
    >mfw i don’t even have a gf and never had one
    >mfw (cute IST) women scare me and i want to avoid embarrassment due to my inexperience

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      don't sweat it anon, just tell her you and your gf split one day, and ask if her friend is still dtf

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      moron what the fuck are you doing

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Turbovirgin.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      man why would you do that

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      do people use snapchat nowadays? I thought zoomers used instagram and boomers I guess just phone numbers. do I need to get snapchat to pick up women?

      please help me keep up with the normals

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I don't have either snapchat or instagram but nobody my age has the former (26). All I have is Facebook to message irl friends and family and Twitter to anonymously call politicians dumb morons behind an apu apustaja pfp. Telegram for reading news about the war + following all the people who got banned from Twitter. Everyone else I relegate to numbers/texting.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Snapchat is still pretty big with teens and young adults. All my friends have one at the very least, I just never got into it. Probably would’ve developed more outside of work and school relationships if I had one. Most kids my age don’t like calling or texting via phone number, and I use insta for all my shit

        t. 20 yo

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I am 33 and I only talk on the phone, rarely text. I tell people if it is important please call me. When courting women, I usually deal with their 30 minute bullshit of texting back and forth and then ask them "can I just call you on the phone I'm trying to multi-task and its easier to just talk". Lots of them think its 'more intimate' and like talking better, especially zoomer girls, they are almost taken aback by it, but since I'm older they just think its an old guy thing to do. Truth is I just hate texting. Only real disadvantage if you run out of topics to talk about with girls with no personality since your conversations have more density.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          This is encouraging, I always prefer talking instead of typing on a phone.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        it’s essential if you want 18-22yo pussy. the bar for nudes/enticing pics is laughably low and it can be a fun dynamic.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >do people use snapchat nowadays? I thought zoomers used instagram a
        They use snapchat, Instagram and tiktok.
        t. have teen sister

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >>mfw (cute IST) women scare me and i want to avoid embarrassment due to my inexperience

      this one hit too close to home

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I really hope you didn't like her at all anon, because if that the case, that was terrible

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Friend tell me I look like a beast even in baggy clothing
    >People I talk to at the gym always point out I lift a lot (lmao4pl8 diddly in a chain gym)
    >Get asked advice by people even though I see them as bigger than myself
    >Other girl at the gym tells me she's learning a lot from me as I'm giving some pointers whilst shooting the shit
    I talk to loads of people and give (genuine honest) compliments. I guess that makes me approachable.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >in changing room after gym session
    >couple of 10 yo kids who just finished football practice are in there too
    >"wow mister you're strong, can you flex?"
    >flex a cep
    >they start humming Can You Feel My Heart

    Yes, I am making it

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      that's literally so fucking based
      kid mires are the most genuine mires

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >be me
        >can't pick up daughter from school cuz wagie cuk schedule
        >couple of free days thanks to office falling down
        >other parents are skinnyfat af, only a couple of em seem ottermode
        >kids tell my daughter I look like some cartoon character I don't know

        totally right anon, kids miring is better than bithchy milfs giving furtive glances

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >>they start humming Can You Feel My Heart
      what does this mean

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        That he made the story up in his head

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        The kids are implying he's a gigachad

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I got back into workin out a year back. It was the first time I'd been to a gym in five years. The first attempt I did at the bench press, the most I could do was 95 lbs for six reps. My chest and arms were sore for days after that. My squat was around 150.

    As of today, I can now bench press 225 lbs for at least one rep, and I can squat 300 lbs for five reps. Deadlifts are still lousy, but I chicken out on doing them because I got two hernias on my right side.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, you're making it

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing amazing but a small moment
    >Reconnecting with old friend
    >His sister and some other girl are there
    >We're all outside chatting
    >Is hot so I remove my button down, revealing my tastefully tight tee underneath
    >Both girls momentarily pause in the middle of whatever they were talking about, looking at me
    >They look away quickly in a compensatory manner before continuing, mildly distracted, their conversation

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >sunny as hell on Saturday so might go to the beach
    >fanciest part of town, gorgeous hot women left and right and males look good too
    >Faces Beautiful No one ugly allowed.mp4
    >this chick is sipping on champagne with her friends and occasionally looking at me
    >7/10 face, 8/10 body, kinda ordinary looking but definitely attractive and fuckable
    >she now turns facing straight at me, her friend is massaging her back like they're trying to look sexy
    >straight up staring at me and smiling
    >her friends are now waving at me
    >Too anxious to talk to them because I'm high as fuck and I have stinky breath from the weed
    >she probably wouldn't mind since she also looked drunk too
    >didn't talk to her anyways and she looses interest
    Weed is killing my pussy gains.
    Get a sample of what you'd find on Leblon beach.

    >yesterday
    >walking in a compression shirt
    >couple of friends are passing by in a car
    >girlfriend makes her husband stop the car to tell me I look jacked and we make small talk in the middle of the fucking road
    This was both a mire and a mog. The funny thing is the guy is built too, but a little fatter. Lean, but fatter than me. Take the leanpill right away. Goddam, I've been working out for only 10 months and once I reached 13% bf I've become impossible not to notice.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Any tips on leaning out?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Nothing extraordinary really, you've heard of it all. Basically CICO. Low calorie dense and filling foods are the way to go. If I still have calories left in the tank at the end of the day for my goal intake I treat myself with tasty food, it helps with adherence.
        The moments I realized I was stagnating were when I stopped tracking my calories, it's very very easy to underestimate your intake.
        Although I don't do cardio in the gym very often I'm always moving myself, either taking long strolls to smoke weed, longboarding, swimming at the beach, riding a bike or any other activity.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks brother. Best of luck to you. Have a great life

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      dude weed lmao

      weed is so fucking cringe anon just stop smoking it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >being from rio de jaBlack
      ah yes its so good having good looking chicks on the beach only for you to get robbed by 30 morons victims of society.

  36. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >met up with woman I occasionally see this weekend
    >she's upset because some idiot tried to hit on her by dragging a miscarriage she's had into the story
    >get her in a better mood, turns into a long and wild night as expected
    >she calls me amazing, highly intelligent, handsome, adores my johnson, the works
    >took a few pictures of me, shared them with two close friends who also mired
    >be kind of sad I never seem to fall in love because on top of all the mires she's a genuinely good person

    Kicker: there's at least three women in my life like this. Great personalities, good interpersonal connection, barely any feelings from my side.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I can’t respect a woman thats just lovebombing me over nothing burgers. Men like a challenge, maybe you do too

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      anon, do you drink alcohol regularly? i stopped drinking completely and look back on all the women who were throwing themselves at me and finally understand they were genuinely missed opportunities. booze kills something inside you, wondering if you might be the same

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I go weeks with barely any alcohol - maybe on or two glasses a week - then get mildly inebriated once in a while. Hate getting drunk so that only happens once or twice a year.
        Tl;dr: not really

  37. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Got 9 compliments in December that I was looking good from different people. I only counted them as it was so unusual to get compliments like that. I've broken out of skelly/sick mode and have made decent strength gains in the gym but arms are still small.

  38. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    You can easily recover this. Next time you see them you have to go up, if you dont do it the next time you've fucked it

  39. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Been lifting hard for 8 months. No mires yet. I keep having to force people to notice. Like i take my shirt off and flex and explain how ive never had this definition before and i always get blank stares or they mire uncomfortably. Its really annoying but its also my motivation to keep going. I will get mired

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >trying to force mires
      You don’t get it also NGMI

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >anon goes to a restaurant
      >”hi sir what can I get you today”
      >anon rips shirt off and hits a mean crab pose
      >”I’d like your best king crab dish, with a side of…”
      >hits side chest pose
      >”mash potatoes”
      >worker just stares daggers into anon, confused
      >anon thinks he’s getting eye fucked

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >>hits side chest pose
        >>”mash potatoes”

        HAHAHA

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Lost

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Exiting locker room and have glasses
          >Overhear two teens who were the only 2 ppl in locker room as i walk out
          >One of them said"Did you see how much the dude with glasses deadlifted? It was crazy"
          >Lmao at normies i only diddly 3plates, guess im getting there

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You remind me of my friend. He always asks like “bro my back looks sick huh” and i always reply bluntly and tell him he’s looked the same for the past year of lifting. I’m pretty sure his diet/sleep is completely fucked and he overtrains like 3 hrs per session on top of that.

      NGMI if uou don’t put ur ego down and really be honest with yourself about your discipline and effort. Time spent working out in total means jack compared to the effort applied over that time. Technically I’ve been working out for like 6 years since middle school but realistically i’ve only been training seriously and dialing in my diet for a few months and my progrsss reflects that. Get ur shit together

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        i appreciate the motivation. i have noticed lots of progress. i have added 100lbs to my bench in my first year of lifting. started at 135 and currently am 235 for 1RM. have been consistently adding 10lbs a month for the past year and i even had a TFC tear in my right wrist! my copium is that i need to cut. im still terribly fat despite my strength gains. im happy though. cant wait til get to 185 OHP (155 rn)

  40. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This girl I knew kept touching my pecs on frequent occasions. It got to a point where I just bounced them for her and she spilled her spaghetti all over me

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >It got to a point where I just bounced them for her and she spilled her spaghetti all over me
      Kek, I've done the same thing to a female coworker before

  41. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i have multiple. been working out for the better part of a year, but i played football and was a big tall boy. was inactive for a minute. am 21 now,
    >take off my shirt in front of gf before hopping in shower
    >anon, your chest actually looks manly
    >never seen her stare at my body like that before
    ...
    the next night a qt coworker is over drinking with us
    >wearing shorts, massive thighs showing
    >sitting next to her on the couch most of night
    >she mentions "your big legs" at one point
    >notice her eyeing me up and down throughout the night, especially as i made us more drinks
    ...
    >40-something yo milf coworker is across from me as i'm putting on my apron
    >asks me if i workout
    >yeah, for a while now
    >says she can tell by my "figure"
    >she's mentioned multiple times to me how young men crave her and how she picks them up, etc.

    plus i get weird feelings from some of my female coworkers. like a gut feeling telling me they like me? but then i tell myself it's probably me being a horny 21yo, and me trying to convince myself they like me. it's just the way they look, talk, and act w me.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I would fuck them all if given that position. That’s just me tho

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        bro next time i close with the younger coworker i might just go for it. that said night in my post, we stayed up and drank til dawn despite my gf puking and going to sleep. she kept mentioning how we should all go to some canadian nightclubs together. i'm retard for not doing it then. but with my gf there + we all work together.. gonna have to be sneakier

  42. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    we lost /ylyl/ for this?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I guess you guys won

  43. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >run into bro at the gym
    >He's pretty muscular, I'm 170lbs and 6'3
    >We don't work out together but talk about it occasionally
    >Do treadmill because freezing rain makes running outside a no-no
    >Run into him again after we're both done
    >Talk a little about our workouts
    >He's aghast I ran 10km for a workout
    >Tfw that's a regular run for me

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Cardio is the antichrist to 99% of lifters I talk to. They think im crazy for pulling off couch to 5k and going on runs "for fun" on the weekend while also doing a couple of miles a morning at an easy as fuck pace.
      I wish I put in the initial work for cardio a lot earlier though ive lost so much weight and leaned out so much with it, its awesome. Also having the ability to sprint or jog when needed is so vastly underated.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I respect rooners deep down but I don't run myself. For me it's a bunch of different copes layered on top of one another
        >Most of all, I'm lazy
        >My legs are weak relative to my upper body. I used to swim competitively and when we'd do leg work for practice I'd be going at half the pace of my team. Upper bodied all my events and did alright
        >It rains 9 months out of the year where I live
        >Most rooners here are upper middle class liberals who look down on strength sports as plebeian
        I have literally run to meetings when late before, and I think I should at least start intervals. But I've also been telling myself I need to start going to church and I can't get into the habit of that. But for the sake of your post I'll make another honest attempt at both.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Stick with it. You gain cardiovascular strength really easily but you lose it really fast too. It is very hard to stick to at first which is why Couch to 5k starts off so light.
          Make sure to stretch.I recommend doing it first thing in the morning to turn it into a habit as well, and go for a walk for the same amount of time between days you run.
          I also mog a ton of people every day by sprinting to my tram stop when I see the next one is coming in a minute or two when I finish work, and gain an extra 15 mins of my evening every time I do and get the earliest tram

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I've done literal couch to 5k in that I've run 5k's without walking after long periods of next to no cardio. I always find excuses not to do it before it becomes a habit though.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw flat feet
        >mfw I blew the fuck out of my knees last time I tried a couch to 5k
        >mfw I was only on the first week
        I guess I'll always have my kettlebells.

  44. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Went to an EDM (techno/trance/dnb) club last weekend and there were 4 times where a girl came up to me and complimented me on my dancing lmao.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Also 2 of them bought me drinks

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I cannot think of anything more worthless than a woman's opinion on skill

      Also 2 of them bought me drinks

      This is based though

  45. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    my mum's friend said I was hench

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      sick bruv

  46. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Shirt off briefly after gym about to change into normie wear
    >Buddy who I was lifting with says "Looking good man"
    >"Thanks bro, one day"

  47. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    One time two girls gave me a thumbs up after leg day and then sexually harassed me about my glutes

  48. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >lost virginity to 7.5/10 qt last night
    >her coworkers were jealous when she showed them my gym pics

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Nice

  49. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >be me at fwb
    >we usually drink or smoke together
    >she is active on tiktok, posts a lot of videos
    >just fucking around when she decides to record
    >posts a tiktok of me shirtless where she’s trying to be funny
    >few comments from girls “is your bf single” and “damn (thirst emoji’s)”
    >”wow he is kinda ripped”
    >feel validated and notice she gets a little jealous of those comments

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You should post more and make some money off it

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        had a chud in the past who asked to record porn together for OF, i would get a cut too. apparently it’s good money. it passed as female but i couldn’t bring myself to fuck a dude.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >He was taking you for a ride (in more ways than one), most OF accounts make next to nothing

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Who are you quoting?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >Myself

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >He

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous
              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                You can't just lankypost any time you want, bruv.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Then how about I Chunky post then? He is the strongest Kong after all

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >tfw you will never pick up a boulder with relative ease

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >tfw can’t make crushing rocks seem such a breeze

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >tfw you’re one hell of a guy

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I own this, but I've never worn it to the gym before.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Where did you get this? It looks awesome I’d totally rock it.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Homie you gotta tell me where to get this drip.
                Chunky is my spirit animal.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous
          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            the niche stuff does pretty well. i suppose a good chud and IST dude are a little more rare. you have dudes in wigs get 5k upvotes on le reddit alone

            source: used to fap to chud porn

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Big fan of the show, Nick

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Is your bf single
      The power of female observation

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        They're joking around anon

  50. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >doing pec fly machine, its the last part of my set
    >the lat pulldown machine is right next to it
    >some girl walks up and points to the machine to ask if I'm using it
    >since I'm practicing approaching women, I tell her about how I think the lat pulldown machine is useless compared to pullups
    >"oh. I'm just trying to lose the fat"
    >well I recommend cardio for that. good luck
    >"ok thanks"
    >look up from my set
    >shes over on the treadmill and didnt even touch the machine

    I lol'd at her

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Good advice anon

  51. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Changing clothes to get on my motorcycle and female friend keeps her head down towards her phone but I watch and her eyes look up and down as I'm changing

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Nice one, i love it when they can’t help themselves but look

      >at work talking to 2 coworkers
      >just finished our shift
      >qt is sitting down in front of me
      >grab some deodorant
      >apply it while standing so it slightly lifts my shirt
      >notice qt peek at my abs two times

  52. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Wake up brit/fit/

  53. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >at gym today
    >gym bro is there is his female friend
    >making small talk with them between sets
    >mid conversation notice his friend glaring at my legs
    >this continues for three seconds
    >notice her looking in the mirror at me for the rest of my workout

    Not sure if she was staring at my quads or cock bulge, but I'm happy with either.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      ur gonna make it

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Fucking insane brother. Get her digits next time you see her

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >look down
      >Whoops, sorry about that, I didn't know the circus was in town!

  54. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >walk up to bicep machine
    >2 old women (like 65+) are chatting casually in close proximity
    >even though its obvious they arent using it i ask anyways because im a sperg
    >one lady says "no but i want to watch you use it" looks at old lady 2 "look at his body isnt it amazing wow"
    >i reply "t-thanks ill take that compliment"

    >shortstack powerlifting latina followed me to three different rooms obviously wanting me to acknowledge her, i didnt and she just started at me through mirrors

    shit really escalates below 15% bf man its unreal

    shit gets crazy once you get below 15% man i swear to god

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Need that sub 15% bf feel

  55. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Literally just lift more than 2 plates In a commercial gym and you will constantly get comments. I get some literally every bench session and I’m not even that strong. These threads are so lame. You gays just need your participation trophies because you’re all dyels.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Most of the posts in this thread, like all threads, are physique related comments and not strength based. Thanks for the compliments tho, we’ll be benching 2+ plus plates while you struggle with the bar. Holler if ya hear me!

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You seem confused. I’m saying when I bench 220 for 12 off you dyels will stare, but that’s not even good compared to someone who’s actually strong.
        The fact you gays need someone to pat you on the back because you thought a girl looked at you and your 13 inch arms doesn’t deserve a post, much less this lame thread.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          These threads aren’t to pat each other on the back, they’re too inspire. We all want these, they fuel us, they motivate us. They may not motivate you, and that’s perfectly fine. Something fuels your fire that may not for us. Inspiration comes from everywhere, and we should share our success with others so that they can envision a better tomorrow. I hope you have peace and love brother. Take care

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            You're a good guy. I think I recognize a few of your posts in this thread, and I really appreciate your attitude. It's refreshing. You get the focus right off of some gay petty shit and refocus it on generative action.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Thanks anon, it does mean a lot, honestly. I have been posting a lot itt and am actually the OP, and I always love these threads because they get me going, and I know it does for others as well. I just want to spread as much positivity as I can because I don’t see much of that on the internet. I firmly believe anyone can do anything with their life, they just have to actually do it. Get out of their head, be uncomfortable if they have to, and do it. I have a lot of years ahead of me and want to be as successful as possible, and I hope you and everyone else can reach your highest success as well. Again, I really appreciate. Much love. Have a great life

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      mire threads are pretty much the only form of entertainment on IST now. The rest of it is pretty bad. You get funny stories in mire threads and sometimes you get something that motivates you so i think these threads are good. i like them.

  56. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Be me
    >Start cutting
    >Down 25lbs
    >Coworkers start asking me about gym advice/if I work out
    >One coworker says I looked jacked
    >My ego coooms
    >Sad because no girls have commented on my physique only the bros

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Where men have commented, women have noticed. They’ll come

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      What’s that post that’s like
      >you’ll notice the first 10 pounds lost
      >your family will notice the first 20 pounds lost
      >your coworkers will notice the first 30 pounds lost

      It’s true though. Last summer I went from 260 to 220. I had coworkers I’d maybe say hi to occasionally, literally stop and tell me how amazing I looked. Sadly I gained about 20 pounds back over the last few months but gonna lose it again

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You got this brother. Just keep with it, you’ll shred it off quick

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        My grandma was the only one in my family who noticed I gained 20 pounds on my bulk. Parents don't count because they see my face every week and I also told them I was bulking lol

  57. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Bitch I was making out with was pulling up my shirt and fondling my pecs

    Life’s good

  58. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >at techno festival
    >rolling hard
    >at some point take off my shirt
    >girl I'm crushing on is all over me
    >touching my shoulders, arms, abs, etc.
    >some guy comes up to me and asks how often I go to the gym
    >tell him it's just wii fit + steroids
    >girl laughs
    >moments later she looks at me all serious and innocent and asks if I'm really on steroids

  59. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >milf in her 30s is always super friendly with me at work
    >always wanted to fuck her cause wide hips plus she's tall
    >flirting gets heavier
    >she wants to fuck me when she's with her partner, don't do it
    >she's going to the gym and losing weight, even dyed her hair brown (i told her i like brunettes)
    >leaves her man, we start hooking up almost every afternoon after work
    used to just be a fantasy of mine i sometimes can't believe it became a reality

  60. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >be me, 37 years old father of 2 boys, in decent shape, tall, white and slightly cut.
    >at local indoor trampoline place with my 2 boys.
    >walking the 4 year old around. Big, new place so he wants to hold my hand. As a father, you ALWAYS hold his hand whenever he wants.
    >notice young, tall Asian qt miring me. She’s prob 16 years old.
    >I brush it off, she prob just thinks my son is cute
    >happen to look back a few seconds later to check on my 7 year old who is there with friends
    >Asian qt still looking at me, smiling.
    >feels good.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I’m the same age as you and have two boys around the same age. The amount of smiles I get from random women whenever I’m with them is unreal. I suspect though it’s because they think my kids are cute and they’re smiling at me because we’re wholesome as a unit.

      My wife used to not be jealous or possessive at all when we were dating. I got fit a few years ago and ever since then, she thinks every woman I interact with is flirting with me. Maybe some are - can’t tell because of the ‘tism

      > Work from home, do sets in between calls
      > Need to go to the shops for something
      > At the counter
      > Catch a figure in workout gear out of the corner of my eye
      > Hey I think I have that exact same shirt
      > Think - dude’s pretty fit. Looks close to my goal body. Must have just come from the gym
      > Finish my transaction and turn to the side
      > Shop has mirrors on the wall behind the shelves to make the place seem bigger
      > mfw self-mire

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Based. Similar story, I've told it a few months ago
        >be me
        >not you
        >have long hair
        >gym has this one smallish room with mirrors on all 4 walls
        >absentmindedly looking around while setting up the cables for my next exercise
        >see girl standing, looking down
        >a little too beefy for a girl but hey that's pretty hot
        >she's got a nice ass too
        >turn my head to get a closer look
        >she turns her head too
        >wait
        >raise my hand
        >she raises her hand
        >mfw i was looking at myself through like 3 different mirrors and the angle was so weird I didn't realize it was me

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          TFW you have a juicy ass and thicc thighs

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Weapons-grade autism.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          This post made me laugh harder than I have in a while, thanks anon

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Post glutes

  61. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    woke up to gf giving me a sloppy

  62. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    A kid told his mom I'm "very strong" and waved at me outside the gym, these are the best mires.
    Despite all the bs I have to go through in life, knowing I can be a inspiration to kids like my father and other respectable men were to me growing up is the ultimate sense of making it.

  63. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >girl I've been seeing comes over to my place
    >she's more of a drinking buddy than anything else
    >pregaming before we go out, she asks for a drink
    >tell her to help herself
    >she asks why I barely have any food in my fridge
    >tell her I'm cutting
    >she asks why
    >say I miss my abs
    >tells me I do have abs
    >say I don't, maybe in the right lighting, I take off my shirt and move around a bit showing her what I mean
    >she literally bites her lip and comes up to me
    >starts feeling me up and and says she can see and feel them just fine
    >tell her I'm not a piece of meat, jokingly
    >she slaps her ass and says, this is, then lays on my bed
    >we fuck and decide to stay in, watching music videos until she falls asleep in my arms
    I don't know bros, I'm catching feels for this one, but I also don't want to commit to anything, I think I'm the only person she's sleeping with but I can't be sure, and she's definitely not the only person I'm sleeping with. I honestly hate the webs I weave, I just want to be happy but don't know how. Oh well

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >I just want to be happy but don't know how.
      Pick one woman
      Make sure she isn't having sex with anyone else
      Stop having sex with all of the other women
      Spend the next half century building your lives together
      Die surrounded by your masterwork (kids, grandkids, etc.)

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I don't want kids

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Then just fuck bitches man, jesus. Set boundaries with her if really necessary and just be fuck buddies

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          What do you want then? You are atomized. You're cut off from the heavens and you might be cut off from the earth as well. You may as well not exist. Of course you're unhappy in that situation, who wouldn't be?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Do you have kids anon?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Soon, God willing. Only one in my generation of the family who hasn't had at least one kid yet. Found the woman, now I just need to marry her and start knocking her up. My close friends either have them or are planning to.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Then, resign yourself to being a piece of furniture for the rest of us to use and enjoy, admire from afar, and eventually discard when you become too aged.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Bro what?

  64. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm finally getting shoulder surgery in a few weeks. Go on without me bros, go farm those mires. I will either come back in 3 months after recovery and start working on becoming stronger than ever, or kms. Take care of your health.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Take care of yourself anon, and have the speediest recovery possible. You got this. Maybe ask the doc for some roids or hgh for muscle recovery

  65. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I think i was mired by some hs girl, did i make it?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      IF YA THINK THIS DUMB SUNNUVA BITCH JUST FOT MIRED BY AN UNDER AGE FEMALE, GIVE ME A HELL YEAH

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        HELL YEAH

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I’d say that’s a mire in my book, anon. Keep them coming

  66. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >be at the gym doing lat pulls
    >mid 40's woman approaches me after i finish a set
    >clearly has had surgery, but has a 8/10 body, fake tits and pretty face
    >wearing a sports bra and tight leggings
    >"hey, can you show me how to use this machine over here? You look like you know what you're doing"
    >laugh and tell her okay, she leads me to the "vagina" machine
    >"see, i'm not sure where to set the pads at"
    >she starts using the machine while just looking into my eyes, spreading herself over and over
    >nervously chuckle and tell her "uh, i really don't use this much, but to be honest it looks like you're doing it right"
    >"oh, okay thanks" smiles
    >tell her "no problem" and turn around and go back to my set
    >she was in perfect shape and had visible abs, so she clearly knew wtf she was doing and didn't need any help
    >didn't even realize she clearly wanted the d until i was doing my next set
    >old guy that I see almost every day witnessed the interaction
    >comes up to me and says, "careful, i'm gonna tell your wife, haha"
    >laugh with him and go back to my lat pulls
    >not even married but had just started seeing my gf at the time
    >if i was single and not autistic i probably would've been all up in that

  67. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >wrestling last year of hs (yes I’m 18)
    >have singlet down
    >have had multiple people tell me I look good
    >grandpa comes to my match
    >says I was the most shredded
    No girl mires though, idk why life is so hard bros

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I've never had the chance to meet my grandparents as an adult, so please, enjoy every moment you spend with your grandpa like it's your last. It's tough, growing up, without your elders...

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        same.. only saw one grandma, she passed when I was 5 or 6.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Take my internet mire anon. Mad respect for wrestlers; I did MMA for ~4 years and grappling base was BJJ, anytime I was looking into an opponent and saw em having pics or vids up from college wrestling I was like oh fuck here we go about to have to go 100% nonstop for all three rounds. You fuckers don't understand my grappling style but jesus christ nobody will ever work harder than wrestlers in a fight.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      How do I get into wrestling at 20 bros. I want to be like Kurt Angle

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Its probably your age. Life before 25 is hard for men

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      female mires will come. g-pa is proud of you and can die knowing his lineage will live on. that's massive

  68. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I notice chicks at work eyes flicking to my arms mid conversation more and more. Feels pretty good bois.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Based. When you catch them looking you should lightly flex just to tease them a bit

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It’s kinda cringe but I definitely do try to flex my triceps. Like if I’m at the computer I’ll put an arm on the edge of the counter like I’m leaning against it while I’m reading something, flexing the tricep as I do. Or do a stretched arm knuckle crack stretch. Absolutely get people taking peeks when I do

  69. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    a woman I use to work with would 'drum' on my pecs/chest and call me a himbo, apparently a hunk and bimbo combined. as a compliment

  70. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Was working biceps today and this chick kept looking up from her phone staring at my huge muscles

  71. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Retail wagie
    >Regular customer comes in
    >He's mentally handicapped
    >Always strikes up a conversation with any staff member he sees
    >Has no inside voice, only yells
    >Comes up to me
    >"YOU LOOK STRONG!"

    Wagmi

  72. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >doing zercher front squats today to mix it up
    >couple of gym oldheads in there I'm friends with, big guys in their 40s and 50s.
    >warm up and get my form right
    >hit a 225 front squat for 3, need a little form work before I go heavy since I don't do them that often
    >he looks at me and my buddy and tells us he always admires at how heavy we go for volume on legs
    >says he wishes he could still try that and he never got that heavy on front squats, complimented us on our dedication

    Old lifters are based as fuck. They always know effort when they see it.

  73. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    bamp

  74. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Anybody here experience mires cumulating in short periods of time, when you go weeks without a decent mire other times? Within the span of 3 days I had multiple random women smile at me, do that *lock eyes, look away, immediately look back again* thing and one chick from uni smile at me when seeing me

  75. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >move to new plant
    >talking with plant manager
    >"there's a great barbecue restaurant in ____, kinda rough area though."
    >bummer, I like barbecue
    >"you're in pretty good shape though so I wouldn't worry about it, I bet you'd ragdoll a junkie"
    >nice

  76. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Antimire here.

    >work out in home gym
    >go to kitchen post workout
    >tell wife to grab my arms
    >taps and touches flexed arm like a piece of meat
    >deadpan face
    >passively says its good anon

    I've never seen so little enthusiasm from anyone let alone my wife. Sometimes I dont even know why I bother.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      She's annoyed that you're a needy, attention-seeking gay.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >foundation for good marriage is gay

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      next time just make love on the counter, it's meant to be that way. due to neurochemical reactions, she'll automatically see you as more attractive during the act

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Why didn’t you put her in a headlock?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      wrong approach
      >hey, hey, hey look, give me attention, did I do good huh? please I need your approval
      vs just playfully manhandling her or something that demonstrates your strength

  77. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I got a mire the other day when out to dinner with family and wife's family. The waitress kept leaning in where I was sitting, twice pushing her boobs onto my shoulder. There were other openings in the table, but she kept coming to my area and leaning into me. My wife wasn't sitting next to me, she was across the table with her mom, so it wasn't obvious she was with me, but even she noticed it happening too. Felt good man.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine believing a waitress is actually miring you. She's wants a big tip gay

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        And I got one for her, if you fellas know what I mean

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Like what, 30%?

  78. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >today
    >chest + arms day
    >sick bicep and tricep pump hands look hudge
    >went to water fountain to refill
    >look behind me
    >a twink is looking me up and down
    >look him straight into the eyes
    >he shifts his gaze
    >I fill my bottle at the fountain and finish my workout.

    Other thay thay it was a good workout, increased my working weight for bench.

  79. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Does anybody have some monkey paw-esque mire stories? I basically got propositioned for a threesome by a married couple last weekend. When I started working out, in part because I wanted my body to be mired, this definitely wasn't what I had in mind.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I once fucked two chicks in one day, immediately felt disgusted and stopped talking to women for like 6 months

  80. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Got me some pussy after some time. Amazing how pussy can make such difference how you feel.
    It was third woman I have fucked who enjoyed being manhandled. So that was nice.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >third woman I have fucked who enjoyed being manhandled
      Is it over if you would like the opposite?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Not at all anon, different strokes for different folks

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          But I have heard girls only like this.

          If she’s muscular, yeah

          Are you sure? And how much?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Don't let your dreams be memes anon

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Not sure what you mean by “how much”, but I love ripped women. Like pro level bodybuilder huge. Bigger if humanely possible.

            For dom shit, idk. I don’t want a dick in my ass

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        If she’s muscular, yeah

  81. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Be teacher
    >End of school year
    >Final class
    >3 students come up to me and hand me a envelope
    >They thank me for the fun classes this year
    >Open envelope
    >Hand drawn card of me with ''Teacher muscle'' above it

    Best gift I've received from students so far

  82. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Not fitness related but I got a lot of complements when I started keeping a buzzcut and stubble. Not balding btw

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