Post em' if you got em' cuz it's going down.
I'll start
>Been an absolute madlad in the gym since they re-opened. PPL,MMA, Cycling.
> Doing a combination of all, for about 3 hours 4 days a week is not unusual. Doing OMAD. Only exception is injury or sickness
>Drop 20-30 lbs in 6 months. According to body impedance, about 4-6 lbs is muscle. Expected during a harsh cut. Rest is fat.
>Save some cash, buy some basic threads. Converse shoes, better fitting t-shirts and gym clothes.
Hit the gym yesterday.
>Going to grab some equipment to switch out for cable machines.
>Girl who I've seen there noticing me walks to it as well.
>I smile this time when we make eye contact.
>She starts talking, I can't hear her because I have headlphones on.
>Take them off and she's clearly nervous.
>"What do you think this is for anon?" she asks, pointing at some equipment
>"I have no clue" because I really don't.
>She puts it on her head, "maybe it's for your head?"
>I know she's trying to be silly, but I wonder I really have no idea what to think. Zero.
>So we chat and I ask "How long you've been coming here"
>She starts rambling a bit, and it's clear she's embarassed.
>I have to get my reps in so I ask her her name and introduce myself. Then tell her it was nice meeting her
>go back to working out.
>Later driving home, thinking about how nervious she was and how weird she was acting. How she might be punishing herself a bit for the whole awkwardness of it all.
>tell myself
>"Been there a million times sweetheart, been there a million times."
>Go out that night and while sitting at a bar meet a girl, before she leaves she gives me her number.
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>tell myself
>"Been there a million times sweetheart, been there a million times."
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>At the college gym a few months ago
>Hitting chest at the hammer strength iso lateral wide chest machine and have an absolutely immaculate pump, also the tallest guy there from what I can see, 6'3"
>Getting up to change plates etc
>Chick walks by and taps me on the shoulder
>Asks "Do you know what cologne you're wearing? I want to get a gift for my boyfriend"
>A completely moronic way to word that question
>Stare past her for a second, not even acknowledging her presence
>She mentioned her boyfriend, so I answer "don't know" because I'm no cuck
>Put earbud back in and get back to work
>She runs away and I think she left the gym entirely, embarrassed
No, I don't talk to women. They lack the mental capacity.
The cologne in question + old spice timber deodorant. An irresistible combination.
Has absolutely nothing to do with your story but I love Islamic fragrances. White Christian but I enjoy smelling like I just walked out of a mosque. Dehn El Oud Mubarak is my go-to, Jannatul Firdaus is another great one. Incredibly cheap if you're willing to get them shipped from the third world as well.
Anyways back on topic
>be me
>at bar with frend
>attempting to explain to him why I find the plane scene from Dark Knight Rises so funny
>explain in detail the ambiguity of the "for you"
>some girl next to us is blitzed out of her mind, starts listening in
>says "you're a big guy for me"
>I laugh
>she laughs
>she continues to address me as Big Guy
>like "hey, Big Guy, get us another drink"
>later go over to shoot some pool with mein freund, she goes off to another group
>I feel poking behind me
>"hey Big Guy, Big Guy"
>turn around, it's her
>"you should meet my friends" and she points to a couple of people in a nearby booth
>go over and turns out they have no idea who she is
>she did something similar once or twice after that, always poking me and saying "Big Guy"
>mfw same height as the original Big Guy, Tom Hardy
Kinda funny but she definitely needs to go easy on the good stuff, hope she made it home safe. I don't think anyone there knew who she was
>White Christian but I enjoy smelling like I just walked out of a mosque
That's because islam and christianity are both middle eastern cults and you have a fetish for israeli subversion.
Inshallah you shall return to reddit immediately and never play with the big kids again.
>cheap from the third world
very intrigued. from what sites can we buy 'em, anon?
Ebay on the cheap. You can also get them from Amazon and a few other places but at a huge markup. I got this particular bottle on Ebay from India for $5 back in 2016.
>mfw same height as the original Big Guy, Tom Hardy
>5’9
should have answered
>ask my girlfriend
instant alpha points. Now you just became that autistic kid in a gym
Why would I ever admit to fraternizing with females?
>ask this person who isn't here probably doesn't exist
Cringe tryhard homosexual.
But that would be a lie.
past her for a second, not even acknowledging her presence
lmao thats just comical
if a girl thinks ur good looking you could even be wearing some hideous disgusting cologne and she'd still say its ok.
>>She mentioned her boyfriend, so I answer "don't know" because I'm no cuck
>>Put earbud back in and get back to work
fricking lol I thought I was the only autist who would do something like this.
> be at office
> go down to the cafeteria to have lunch in peace
> a paperback copy of Aquinas' "Summa" open in front of me
> chew broccoli as I become immersed in my book
> at some point enter trance
> Christianity is the most cogent religious there is
> female coworker is apparently next to me
> (I believe I was tearing up a bit at that point)
> she asks me what I'm reading
> I know she has fricked 3 different coworkers AND our 50-year-old boss (married with kids)
> I turn my head and fix my eyes on her disgusting, putrid sinner visage
> utter "Summa" and disregard her
> later that day Team's message
> "are you angry??"
> I respond no
> "you look like you want to hit me"
> never respond
She wants summa dat, bro.
Anon, I did not realize one man could be so based. Bless you. Unironically buying Summa right now. Are you reading it in Latin?0
>Are you reading it in Latin?0
Certainly not. The effort required to get through the syntax and vocabulary would detract from the whole experience. If you feel comfortable by all means go ahead but be aware of its complexity.
I tell you I did not expect it either. Typical woman has no sense of propriety whatsoever.
I'm tempted to actually give a little of backstory to all this but I'm exhausted right now. Long story short when I first entered this office I just had kind of an epiphany, a spiritual revelation of what I was supposed to do. It came out of the blue as I meandered about Cathedrals under scorching summer of Madrid in 2020. Anyways, I knew I had to be there. This girl from the moment I set foot on that place I would feel her eyes on me all the time. They are pretty damn blue so I would pick them out of my peripheral vision easily. I wanted to focus on my work and my family (my dear mother, especially, whom I had shamelessly disregarded lately). Everyone at the office knew she was crazy about me (btw i'm 26 and she's 25 if anyone's curious), so they made up excuses for us to "work" together (she's hopelessly air-headed though). Naturally I wanted nothing of the romantic sort but she really tried. It took her 1 month for me to look back at her in the eyes. 4 months until I took the effort to utter a formed, non-monosyllabic sentence. All in all it was 10 months of her trying to get my attention. She is tall and pretty and tried hard so I gave her a chance. We went out, went back to her place and as we were stripping each other naked I felt like something was wrong and had to stop. Next Thursday I told her to go out together that weekend. She said she would let me know. She didn't. That same Sunday I told her good luck in her life, that it would not work.
She told me "but we haven't really tried, to make this work, right?"
I responded: "True."
1/2
2/2
But in reaility I HAD tried.
These days I see her follow me around in the office, asking my friends about me, she even set up a get-together after work. I downed a pint in 20 seconds and left (I went to a library and purchased a book for my mother as a surprise gift). When I got home I had messages from a friend of mine. They went: "hey anon I'm X, where are you?"
"hello??"
My friend told me she was crying in the pub, eventually lost consciousness and was transported home by a co-worker, who I'm pretty sure had unprotected sex with.
Sorry for the rambling. I guess I still feel very strange about it. If anything it's taught me to never take people for granted, and don't play stupid games.
> "you look like you want to hit me"
Id get so fricking hard if a woman told me that
>> "you look like you want to hit me"
>> never respond
keyed child of christ avoids responding to avoid sinning
> "are you angry??"
> I respond no
> "you look like you want to hit me"
> never respond
I relate, I'm always told my resting face looks like I'm pissed which makes me a bit insecure because anyone who doesn't know me won't approach me.
At college I was getting food at the dining hall. I was waiting in the pasta line and there was this moronic kid infront of me talking the dining hall lady's ear off, completely in the way of the food. I don't feel like talking so I stand there and stare at the wall waiting for him to walk away. A minute passes and he looks at me and says "why do you look angry?"
I turn to him and just say "Could you move?" He moves, but then he walks up to me while I'm sitting with my buddies. Ofcourse he is with 2 what I'm assuming to be sorority chicks and apologizes and says he doesn't want any issues. I give him the side eye and tell him he's good thinking thats the end of it but he doesn't walk away. Then the girls start talking too, and I just get up and motion my friends to come up with me.
Fast forward 2 months later I see one of the girls in the bar, she walks up to me and starts talking about how scared she was but because I was smiling now I seemed more friendly. My 5' 6" friend proceeds to get into a fight and I have to get in the middle of it, didn't see the girl again.
>I didn't see the girl again
Blame your dwarf friend for hitting her.
>My 5' 6" friend proceeds to get into a fight
Always the short guys starting shit.
>> "you look like you want to hit me"
For some reason the thought of someone sending that in a work chat made me howl with laughter.
She wants Summa you, anon. But don't dip your pen in the company ink. Especially if she fricks married men, what a c**t
>implying that the easy frick at the office isn't a blessing as long as she keeps her mouth shut
saved
Your semi-trance and sensible tears whilst reading the Angelic Doctor are what is known as a Sensible Consolation.
God is calling you and encouraging you to keep reading his Truth.
If you sincerely persist in changing your life and studying his Word, God will close down this Sense Understanding, and you will start to experience him Spiritually.
This means, completely outside your five external senses and four internal senses, in a completely supernatural way, as he invites you into True Contemplation.
You'll know this when it happens.
27:00 in this link:
That's what it looks like when God seizes your will, but leaves your memory and understanding free. (The Fifth Mansion)
>Be me
>Big guy for you
>Biker
>Be the worst sinner imaginable
>People cross the road when they see me coming
>Guys see me coming on the street and suddenly become very interested in something they're seeing somewhere else that means they don't have to make eye contact with me.
>God shows me my sins
>God calls me to a Carmelite Monastery
>Have no idea what I'm doing
>God teaches me anyway
>Turn out to be a Natural Contemplative Soul
>So devoted to God despite my sins that I now experience Concomitant Mystic Phenomena
>Life is effectively, supernatural
>Despite me being entirely undeserving of this
>Gratuitous gift of God
>So now I'm a big biker who regularly is called into the fifth mansion at random times
>Especially when I receive Communion
>Meaning I often freeze in place, starting intensely into space, unable to move until God lets go
>Looking like I do
>Doctor in church comes up to ask me if I'm OK
>Respond in tongues
Keep reading the Summa. The spiritual reality is wilder than you could possibly imagine.
Any time they mention a "boyfriend" when they're obviously hitting on me I think they're either untrustworthy or being a prostitute. Either way I lose attraction.
I think they're projecting their values onto men when they do that. Like they think because social proof is valuable to them that it must be valuable to everyone, so they present themselves to men they're attracted to as the thing they are personally attracted to, not realizing it's fricking repulsive because she's basically signalling that she's a man.
Basically women think men will want to help her cheat on her boyfriend but that's just woman brain thinking since they'd do that with a man who had a girlfriend already.
all women have boyfriends so by definition if they're flirty with you they're untrustworthy prostitutes.
I would have said “it’s my sweat. Want some?”
You'd flex a 'cep too, I bet
You put on cologne before going to the gym?
Not anon, but some colognes have good sillage and longevity - strong enough to last all day. Increased body heat from a workout will definitely cause them to reactivate.
fricking shit. that scared me
he didn't even try
>Do you know what cologne you're wearing? I want to get a gift for my boyfriend
You're supposed to say, "come back to my place and I'll show you"
>How about you "wear" me instead?
You guys literally dont know how to talk to women.
These shitposts are very good bros, made me kek
>No, I don't talk to women. I lack the mental capacity.
That's me
My girlfriend buys me this perfume mists. One of them is clean soap scented, smells just like coming out of the shower which is nice. Makes you feel fresh, even late night, sweaty etc...
The other one is 'baby powder' and basically smells like a clean, fresh talcum powder with some soft and warm sweetness.
She really knows her choices. I always smell proper without making any too strong ego statements. I'm just clean, fresh, and nice. At least that's what my perfume says about me.
>hammer strength iso lateral wide chest machine
Great job, king.
Best answer would have been "I'm not wearing cologne, babe"
>No, I don't talk to women. They lack the mental capacity.
i think you're just scared and awkward
Why would I be scared of a w*man? I'm the scary one with my stature. I just have no interest in donating half my stuff and my house to a modern female who is 20x worse than what my grandfather had.
Please enter into my wife
>me, 38yo, 20%bf so still a bit fat but hidden well by my Tshirt that hugs my shoulders and shows off the 4 abs that are visible
>wagegayging in the retail warehouse I work
>look up from my palletjack
>qt pajeeta 20 feet away staring right at me
>her face turns from admiration to a massive smile that I'm looking back at her.
>she looks away coyly, if she were white she'd be blushing
>she looks back again and I'm still looking at her
>the beaming grin comes back
>she's not even that hot, 6/10 at best but that smile, man
>"hi" she says coyly
>"hi, you okay?" I ask, like I ask all customers
>"yeah" still grinning
>some younger coworker arrives having fetched her a trolley and she looks at me absolutely devastated that she had already asked this dyel zoomer for help and couldn't ask me instead.
>we share a last glance and she follows the dyel
Feels good bros.
you're 38, posting here, and type like that
unironially have a nice day
Mire threads really are always full of seething homosexuals that never get positive reactions from women, no matter how small, aren't they?
t. trolley pushing DYELs
he works at a warehouse at 38, be gentle
lol what a loser this guy
is right. Fricking basement dweller living in moms basement and drinking beer every week. Pathetic
All that text just to say
>Me and a customer smiled at each other
God mire threads are moronic
>"hi, you okay?" I ask, like I ask all customers
What moronic customer service is that? Forget the rest of your moronic shit, thats the cringiest part of your story
>38yo retail warehouse worker
Idk what happened to this board in the past few years (holy shit you guys are toxic), but I enjoyed your story anon
Well written and enjoyable mire, ignore the angry pygmy.
>be me bulking so some of my medium shirts are getting tight
> Meeting up with my best friend and his burn out older brother
>Brother unprovoked " my fiance wouldn't like me if looked like you, she loves the dad bod" *pats stomach*
>Me in my head "what are you afraid of?"
>Also me, I love making dudes feel like they need to declare their significant others love for them around me.
>I love making dudes feel like they need to declare their significant others love for them around me.
Massive insecurity. Literally just work out. Women may like the dad-bod but they sure as hell love a man with some fricking discipline more.
a girl looked at me today which usually does not happen so it was nice
I'm happy for you
>working near personal trainer and the client
>trainer points to me and says: "see that? that's what you should be doing"
Yes, my pressing form is immaculate, how could you tell?
Here's an instance of me miring someone else because it was too cool
>gym has a rock climbing wall (maybe 70ish feet)
>about a third of the way up is a ledge large enough to stand on
>some summer camp for kids is having a field trip to climb on the wall and learn to rope belay and whatnot
>they're all super young so most don't go very high
>one kid reaches the ledge, stands on it, then while looking down at all the kids in his group, does a front double bicep pose before climbing back down
That kid is cooler than all of IST combined and he is already making it.
>>w-w-what's his routine?
Wouldn't it be easier for kids to climb like spider monkeys because they have less weight to lift?
It definitely helps. When I was depressed as frick and down to 115 at like 8% body fat I went somewhere with rock climbing with some friends and scaled the walls at like 3 times the speed of everyone else. Same as with pullups, small amounts of weight make a massive difference, and also why pro climbers stay comparatively thin in the legs/chest
>that kid
Got an anti-mire today. Felt pretty good tbh
Same-ish think happened to me today
>See plump petite israeli girl with nice face at my gym
>see her from time to time
>seems enough of a loser to be with me
>instantly fall in love with her
>be at squat rack
>she's in the one next to mine
>About to hit my immense squat PR of 70kg
>grab the bar and smile like a moronic monkey at the mirror in front of me, as I always do before though lifts
>can see her approaching my rack
>tries to get some small weights on my rack that are too high for her
>eye contact, she sees that I'm about to do my squat
>Hastily go on the tip of her fit and get the two 2.5kg discs out of my rack, run away back to her rack
Anyway I ended up doing 4x5 my "PR" and celebrated by doing 5 pull ups on my rack, I hope she noticed
You should put that on your Tinder profile
I stopped reading when you israelite.
>meh
back to fricking Reddit holy shit
you literally posted a fake convo about a fake story that never happened
rope
>post pic of me on insta because the lighting made me look buff
>old acquaintance from high school messages me saying she wanted to "check up" on old friends
>ask her out for a drink
>seeing her next Tuesday
It's not really that easy is it?
Always is when you're good looking my friend, WAGMI.
But the thing is it really is that easy
Just go with the flow she's already interested
You already know it is friend
That girl is easy anon
It literally is sometimes
I went on a date tonight with a girl from my class
I generally don't talk to people needlessly, but on the first day of class during the break she invites me to go to the canteen with her during mid class break, keeps touching me, etc
Now she does it every class and after class she walks me to the train station
Like I said, I generally don't talk to other people, so it was all her
Had the same experience with a girl from my class, I made the first move and it was autopilot from there. She left me about 2 months later after telling me she fell in love with me.
Tried to get her back but she was gone
Look at all those digits!
Marry her.
Lurk more, go back, etcetera.
think he's talking about the replies
At her prime high school years she was fricking Chad, Brad and Tyrone and now that she is past her prime and declining, you are good enough for her
Cool I'm past my prime years too, she still looks good, who gives a shit?
But noooo anon homosexual bucketcrabs on this board say you shouldn't do something that means you really shouldn't do it or they'll post mean words and shitty memes
Stop enjoying the company of hot women, anon, you need to engage in mental gymnastics and shun her
no
>le high school girl wants to collect plot
just don't fall for anything more than commitment-free sex, dumbass
You’re definitely going to get stage fright when it’s time to bang kek
Women only want sex. It’s fricking disgusting.
Shit like this makes me want to actually post on social media. I have an instagram account but have never posted anything on it and I don't know how to start after 6 or something years of lurking
Take some kino pics that show off your body, it's not that hard, follow people you know or are interested in and like their shit. I actually got pretty "good" at photography in my younger years just so I could take decent pics of me/cute girls.
I just never have an "excuse" to post pics, I never go out and do stuff with people/take pictures so I would just be posting selfies all the time and outing myself as a loner.
I've already started experimenting with taking good pics after I took a mirror selfie at the gym and realized I could pull off aesthetic dyel mode so that's not the issue.
I'm just not the type that thinks "hmm today I will post something about myself for the sole purpose of attention/showing off," it feels vain
But still I can get over feelings of vanity. It's mainly just point number 1. Further exacerbated by the fact that I've literally never made a social media post for the better part of a decade, only to start randomly posting pics of my body or flattering face pics. It's like I'm outing my insecurities.
don't mean to blogpost but this is one of the places where I can talk so autistically about this
Same, I can’t comprehend why I should post selfies and shit or my life. We are just in the wrong generation, it’s so gay id rather cold approach and get rejected then use cancer Insta
get a tripod and fake it till ya make it
>only to start randomly posting pics of my body or flattering face pics. It's like I'm outing my insecurities.
This is what you think, not what others will think. It's the same thing as doing something embarassing on public transit, no one actually gives that much of a shit about you
Bre Im working on it too. I’m waiting till I have 1000 followers and loosing 5 Kilos to finally post my first short free foto. It will be nice to be lean for once WGMI
What have you been posting? Do you get a good amount of likes and are you liking other people's shit? I don't give a shit about most of what other people are posting but know I'm obliged to like stuff if I want people to like mine. I mean right now I don't want people to know I've even seen their social media shit, let alone like it, part of my misanthropic streak I guess bre
Nothing man just really nothing, I have been following people and mostly they follow back so my tactic is to have 1000 people and then like my picture. It’s really easy to get 1000 followers and the chicks dig it ( Had a few just write to me without picture or nothing). You can use IG Follower to track shit.
>be me at work
>shitty side gig at a drug store
>girl comes in, we exchange greetings
>think nothing of it
>fast forward to the end my shift
>coworker comes up to me and asks if i’m seeing anyone
>uhh no?
>”you remember that girl who came in today? she wants your number”
>vaguely remember her and she looked cute
>coworker tells me she said “who is that buff guy he’s cute”
>coworker is friends with the qt and fully embraces the role of matchmaker now
>start talking to the qt and we agree to go on a date
>we go out and have a decent time, just getting to know each other it felt comfy
>she’s a bit nerdy and perhaps slightly autistic but it felt nice
>ask her out again after the date and she rejects me
>fast forward 3 weeks
>she comes into the store again and we briefly talk
>same day she texts me asking if i want to go out again
>i agree to it
>mfw i have no clue what i’m getting into
the life of a khv is tough bros. i am very confused. i am going into this with zero expectations (again), but i will definitely ask her at some point what she is on about and let her explain herself
Maybe try smash city bro
that would be nice, i’m afraid my autism is bit of a turn off though
yeah that sounds like me. i’ve had girls aggressively flirt with me before but i could never make a move. i just have no ‘game’ whatsoever and that makes it tough, i also don’t want to put on an entire act.
i feel like she owes me an explanation atleast? not that i would be blaming her but i thought i could phrase it in a playful way and get her to talk about it because it is odd. idk i do feel very hesitant to go for a kiss after she rejected me initially, i guess nothing horrible happens if i misread it but still. will keep it in mind
>i feel like she owes me an explanation atleast?
We already explained it to you, and she doesn't owe you anything.
You need to have fun with your interactions with her. Do what you do because you want to do it. Her desire is for you to be someone whose fun she can get caught up in. She doesn't want to have to explain anything to you.
Just do it, half this board is off topic.
i guess that makes sense. you probably get more pussy then me so i’ll take your word for it. well i will try not to get worked up too much and just have a good time regardless of the outcome.
Good man. Think of it this way: the less effort it takes to be around someone the more people want to be around them. You're already attractive to her, so you don't have to make ANY effort for her to want to be around you. You were good enough when she asked for your number, and you're good enough now. So just enjoy yourself.
Don’t be desperate bro, she doesn’t want you, just let it go.
She doesn't owe you anything, dating is like being behind the 4th wall, you want to express interest to each other without saying it. Asking an explanation is breaking the 4th wall and destroying the experience.
>what she is on about
I know what she's on about. I used to be very timid around women, but I'm very good looking so I would always get my foot in the door. What's happening is she wants you to be as cool as you look, but you're not acting that way. She's giving you multiple chances because she's that attracted to you physically.
frick this resonates with me on a spiritual level. I get my foot through the door a lot of times because of my looks but I think my personality just makes them no longer interested or occasionally throwing bones at me
Don't ask her "what she's on about", as in don't make her verbalize it. At some point during the date go for a kiss, you'll know when because you will look into her eyes and your 3 millon years of evolution will tell you to go for the kiss. Either she reciprocates or she doesn't, either way you will know "what she's on about". Thank me later moron, I don't wanna hear excuses.
>Don't ask her "what she's on about", as in don't make her verbalize it.
This. That's something she would only have to do for a non-chad, which is exactly why she doesn't do it. Not overtly giving out the information that a non-Chad would need means only Chad knows what to do. It's a filtering technique that all women naturally know.
Not him but damn reminds me that I have a bunch of absolute horror story dates I can tell you lads, but I don't know if it's the right thread
Why the frick would you accept a date after she blew you off? You know she was probably banging some chad but then he left and you were the second best option.
but she approached me and made the first move (and was very autistic/shy about it) so i dont really think i was the backup plan? she rejected me after the first date. idk that could very well be the case but atleast i can try to get some pussy out of it? she is trying for a second time atleast? its weird i agree
>she approached me and made the first move (and was very autistic/shy about it)
> i dont really think i was the backup plan?
non sequitur. how does the method of acquisition matter? if you go to a store and buy a backup for your whatever device, is it not a backup because you actively went looking for it?
Sounds like you're her backup plan after her main chad dumoed her tbh
Sounds like you had a shitty date but then she decided to give you a second chance
Maybe she was ovulating
yeah thats the best case scenario probably
>but i will definitely ask her at some point what she is on about and let her explain herself
She's probably horny now.
you're one of the 5 guys she's "talking to"
Caught an older lady eyeing me down down 3 times today. Nothing crazy.
Are gym women into me if they keep taking the treadmill/elliptical next to mine in a row of empty machines? Or do they just want to watch that particular ESPN channel on the wall. My wife has started coming over to talk to me when that happens so I'm thinking the former
Guy at a ren fair told the lady he was with I had "the perfect body." Gay mires are still mires
You stand like a homosexual.
frick you
ditto
you do stand like a gay fellow
The way you stand is flamboyant
>My wife
Sure thing, buddy.
Glad your "wife's" operation went well
You look like a homosexual
gay
gay homies be like
>my wife
I keep seeing this get posted on this board. Is it a larp or have you homosexuals really fell for the marriage meme?
I had a girlfriend make a coupon book that had this same type of crap on it. I broke up with her on Valentine's day and still think about her 20 years later. She gave me a blowjob 1-2 times a day for a year and I've never had another blowjob that has come close since. It felt like I was on the verge of passing out and my ears would ring.
>marriage meme
letting the israelites get to you this hard…
You look SASSY
Wtf is up with your face? Are you the space cop from deep space 9?
He's gay.
wtf homie
you gay
Your pic. Is that the gay guy who mired you?
you look absolutely fabulous queen don't let the other anons get you down
I’ve never seen an anon get roasted this hard. Kek. You do look like a flamin wienersucking queer though tbh
you look like you pay homeless people to buttfrick you
I suck wiener as a side hustle but that's not as gay as your stance in that pic
Started a new job recently, overheard coworkers saying I look like a lift. They asked me about my scabbed knuckles (heavy bag no gloves) and they said I look like a mean motherfricker, in a good way. Old fat me thinks they’re fricking with me but people I haven’t seen in a while are telling me I look built and healthy, feels so fricking good bros
Any former fatties how do you overcome insecurity of being fat for 95% of your life to becoming fit?
>Any former fatties how do you overcome insecurity of being fat for 95% of your life to becoming fit?
I went from 320 to 192 and then back up to 230 (with a lot more muscle). The answer for me was just time. Eventually you'll have enough new experiences as a fit person that they'll form the new basis of your unconscious assumptions and the way you view the world
"Old fat me thinks they’re fricking with me"
I relate to this so hard it hurts anon.
And heavy bag no gloves? You wrap, surely? You're gonna frick your hands anon
Yes wraps. After that one time I went and bought some 16 oz gloves
I use those stretchy hobo style gloves with the gel in the knuckles cos wraps are a time consuming pain in the arse, and mma gloves when I want to go a bit heavier.
Haven't used a bag in ages since my work got a gym and I quit the one I was going to. Work gym is free but no bags.
>PPL 4 days a week
Cool larp
>about to lock up my bike and walk in the gym
>see the full parking lot
>get embarrassed and ride back home, figuring I'll get a gym membership when there are less people to see me
it's not a mire, but I need to confess my sin
Did you at least go uphill both ways?
nah. It's not even that far away, only like 10 miles from my house.
I guess the only thing to take solace in is that I bike around a lot, so my quads are way better compared to everything else.
dude just go, everybody in the gym just has earpods and ignores their surrounding. people are busy with their own insecurities
seconding this anon, if you actually try to look around surreptitiously at a gym for once you'll find that you're the only one doing it 99% of the time and the other 1% of the time is just other people taking cursory glances around the room
Once my gf's step mother was talking about good qualities i had that i could put in my cv, and said i had a nice ass.
Not sure what to think about that, but yeah, that happened.
>at home in the living room
>lying on the couch playing mario kart on my 3ds
>dad comes in
>ask him if i could take his car later
>he doesnt answer
>just stares at me for some seconds
>"what the hell anon, when did your arms get so big? Youre starting to look like Popeye hahaha"
>tell him to stop joking since my arms were always like this
>"no anon. Recently your whole upper got much bigger, how did you not notice that?"
I still dont know if he is serious or joking because when i look in the mirror i still see the same skinny fat dyel from 6 months ago
Your dad wants to fug
Same here
>Walking around house shirtless because I need to show off my body even if it's my family
>Dad says "wow anon, your back has gotten much wider"
>Laugh it off because I know I'm a DYEL
picrel is my dyel self
Not bad, but please learn to take better photos
>be at phone store
>looking at the phones, I accidentally bump into an elderly woman, probably around the 60s
>she looks kinda scared/mad at first
>say "oh I'm so sorry"
>her expression completely changes, looks me from head to toes and she says something like "no need to be sorry, with those shoulders no wonders you crash into poeple "
>reply with a shy "thanks" and keep looking at the phones
thanks for the compliment, lady. But I'm not interested in that grandma pussy
This was my best mire
>their
Lmfao
That's correct, you moron.
I before e anon, except after c. And I'm pretty sure for, like, a word or two that are exceptions.
>thier
I'm thinking the only way to win this, or not lose any more, is to not play. Good bait.
There's more exceptions than words that follow the rule. It's just a matter of words that are used more often is why that's even a "rule", and it's a stupid one.
Correct is "his"
How do you know, did you ASK?
>t. ESL
This. What compels an anon to use that soispeak unironically?
>That's correct
Lmfao
???
>things have been shitty with gf lately
>had a panic attack like b***h on the last date
>sex has been shit too
>go nofap for a week and focus on abs
>yesterday
>gf mires them
>frick her hard, first good sex in weeks
>spend more time looking at my own abs than her
im back lads
don't let bad times get you down we all have bumps in the road
Welcome back. Now wait until you find out the sex has been shit cuz she met me.
>
>2 hour interview for new job over zoom
>up to hiring manager 3 out of 4
>kind of overweight woman
>her face lights up when I turn the camera on
>typical interview questions, she’s throwing softballs at me
>starts getting flirty
>”so anon I don’t have much left to ask how about yourself~”
>mention I lift weights and do alot of hardcore backcountry snowboarding
>starts visibly smiling and mentioning how she’s a military wife and her husband is going to be gone all of august so she’ll be alone
>I got the job with the max salary I wanted.
>I will find out tomorrow but im assuming she was the one who pushed me to get hired by this company.
Feels good anons, I really appreciate this board for pushing me to workout and not just be a fatty like the rest of my family. Everybody in my family comments about how big I look, it feels really good and has cured some serious mental issues I’ve had with depression.
>feminists complain about unequal outcomes
>other women just promote chads to the top of everything
Ahhh, it's beautiful how quickly nature corrects missteps.
Keep us updated how the job goes anon. And by job I mean her
>>2 hour interview for new job over zoom
Jesus Christ
Ask girl how many sets she had left on platform for deadlifts. She says she just started but
>’you can warm up with my weight I know you do like 10 times as much’.
Felt good. And I did. Then she left the room before I was done warming up and didn’t get to see my 405x5 top set dead.
But that’s for the best because it was a sumo deadlift which would have killed any attraction she had for me to begin with
>you can warm up with my weight
>I did
>Then she left
You weren't supposed to pick her up, anon.
Shes mad cute and actually lifts hard. If only I wasn’t full autismo
>at the gym
>have gotten aesthetic to the point that I now notice girls full on looking at me in the gym
>don't even have to wonder anymore with the girls that full on pick me
>one of these girls is a goblina with an amazing body, long legs, amazing ass and ehh ok breasts her face a little busted
>constantly see her looking my way that I finally make a point to talk to her
>actually hit it off easier than I ever expected
>remember the whole 'don't act like you care and they'll want you to frick them immediately,' so be as nonchalant about everything with her and even ignore her from time to time
>constantly wears her backpack so one day when she's grabbing more weight put it on to tease her
>full on immediately on the verge of spilling my spaghetti when she sees I'm wearing her backpack, puts the weight down and full on gets in my personal space laughing her ass off with one hand on my chest/stomach area and the other trying to grab her bag
>literally the closest I've ever been to a girls lips as she's practically laying her head on me and doing this in front of everyone
>have the hardest time not b***hing out that I force myself to tell her to do another set and i'll give it back
>literally staring at me laughing as she does one more set of dumbass hip thrusts
>throw her bag on the bag 'for more weight,' I say as I also laugh
>walk away without looking back to the locker room, walk to the restroom, go into a stall and let out a loud ass exhale as my heart beats out of my fricking chest
>compose myself and start walking out
>see the girl that MYSELF has picked and want full on staring at me as I walk back to the first girl
>I mean not even hiding the fact she is watching me walk by
>I stare right at her without breaking eye contact as again I wanna frick that b***h till her ass is flat
>workout with first girl till she leaves and forces me to walk her to her car
It gets easier, right?
incoherent post
>t. newbie
Frick you idiot, correct your grammar before posting. You’re at the brink of strokeposting with this shit.
Literal strokepost. Don't post again until you've had your MRI
seek neurologist
It started off coherent and then some part of the way through became a strokepost. I don't think I've seen that before
homie what the frick are you talking about
Keyed braindead moron
wtf happened towards the end?
>throw her bag on the bag 'for more weight,' I say as I also laugh
what did he mean by this
>*open thread*
>ctrl+f
>full on
>5 results
Based, just checking.
>Hang out with a friend
>He says I'm jacked
Thanks friend 🙂
friendship mires are the best mires
>how come we're all skinny nerds and then anon is just buff
From my gamer friends, im weak but still much stronger than the average dnd player
On Saturday night a girl I met at the clubs handfed me bites of her pizza
A lightskin girl jumped on my back and rode me to over where the fan was in the club
Danced with her and another girl, they totally grinded their butts around and on my penis
>Out at a bar last night
>Bump into cute motorcycle tomboy I kinda know
>Go in give her a one arm hug around the waist and give her a little lift off the ground
>She wraps her legs around my waist and holds on
>Message her later and arrange catch up drinks
Feels good man.
>cute motorcycle tomboy
(Jason Momoa voice) MY MAN!!
>Military (Navy so the gay jokes write themselves
>Have an inspection on our magazine holding areas at our Command
>leader is a decently pretty older Vietnamese MILF
>She's in charge of like 12 fat older men with dad bods, only like 1 of them is DYEL
>Superior is giving them all a safety brief to make sure they understand safety at our workplace
>MILF is standing closely to me, can tell she's ogling my arms and butt
>She kinda whispers "D-Do you have the keys to get us into y-your magazines...?"
>I say yes I do
>Escorting them into our work area and she stays nearby me constantly and I can see her checking out my ass
>feel good the entire time
That felt nice
>Friend from abroad (female) just moved to my city
>showing her around the city in my days off
>”anon you’re a lot bigger in person, you never told me you worked out”
Yesssssss
>not saying "I don't"
You had one job.
Pic related is pure autism
And truth.
no, its a b***hhomies way of seeing the world. this petty bullshit is so vain and smells of american kim kardashian way of thinking... no honour
>Do religious oath with my friend
>Intermittent fasting, dropping nearly all sugar and caffeine, no booze, mandatory workouts, etc...
>He started year at 305
>He is now 216
>As for myself
>Started year at 173ish
>Put on multiple of muscle
>Size up in my chest, arms, and shoulders
>Gf: “Wow anon, check out your deltoid caps!!”
>Often unironically compares me to beast mode MCs like Goku, Clark Kent and, most recently, the dude from Bastard
Making it
seeing girls act nervous/shy to me is the biggest confidence booster ever, its like heroin
obviously not every girl i meet acts that way, but it happens a couple times a week and its the best
>been chatting with front desk trainer more and more
>qt3.14, short black hair, probably 100lbs
>always smiling at me when I leave
>notice she is asking more about me recently, carrying the conversation, glancing my way when she comes through training area
>usually I sperg out too much to engage with her for more than a minute or so
she doesn’t know I fantasize about effortlessly supporting her weight as I frick her against anything and everything in my apartment… great lifting motivation though
I wish you luck anon
GODDAMN IT JUST TALK TO HER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Reminds me of me before I actually confessed my feelings for my gf. Turns out she was fantasizing about me picking her up and fricking her for months as I was fantasizing the same.
>driving back home from a hike with friends
>long curve towards right, I lean to the right as well exposing my arm to the girls in the back seats
>"flex your muscle anon, flex your muscle!"
>not really a position to flex my bicep, just harden a bit my arm
>they giggle
>long curve towards right
y-yes anon?
I'd have big wood
I'll get there someday next year
Not exactly a mire but
>Be fat and over 30
>For some reason 3 out of the 4 most recently girls I've dated have been under 20 and have pursued me instead of me chasing them
Women are fricking weird
I guess I'm tall, maybe that's it, but seriously, I'm like double their age so why they chasing me?
>having coffee after dinner
>friend is at the mall and calls me to ask if I want to join them later on for a movie
>i accept
>take a shower and get dressed
>get there and meet them for a coffee before the movie starts
>one of them says as soon as I get there 'woah don't tell me you worked out before getting here look at those arms lad'
feels fricking good man, I haven't been noticing any progress but friend mires are always welcome
>talking to some girls at work, try to leave
>one stop me for some fricking reason just to tell me how she needs to lose weight because of insuline resistance
>ok
>give her some diet tips
>all 3 of them shocked at how disciplined my diet is
>the chubby one says how moch she weighs
>tell her that's more than me
>they are suprised
>one of them says, yeah, but look at him, he's all muscle, what is your fat %? Like 12%?
>why yes, yes it is
It's not much but excluding IST it's one of the very rare times someone irl actually acknowledged my fitness
This happened a few years ago
>Walking home
>Walking through regular suburbia
>See a group of about 4 girls just standing on the sidewalk infront of me, they're all looking at me
>I pass them
>Behind me they say "OH PLEASE SPANK ME"
>Just kept walking because I'm autistic and she wasn't pretty anyhow
That was fricking weird
Anon those are what people call hookers
Notice how this guy crops his hair line in the photo to hide his baldness.
>clearly shaved head in picture
>hiding
You are moronic and tilting at windmills. Eggs dried up or just a fat submale?
Making chicks nervous is the best fricking feeling in the world. Honestly some chick spilling her spaghetti because of my is 10 times more of a confidence boost then some prostitute hitting on me
Just happened
>have 8 year old cousin
>love her to death, always wanted to have a little sister
>she's shy every time she sees me but gets over it every time anyway
>have her over at my place because her parents are at work and she has holidays
>we watch a movie, I cook and we eat
>after that she seems a little bored
>she comes to the stairs and touches them, standing near them, grabbing them
>walk over to her and ask her whether she wants to try to a pull up but she's to shy to ask
>"what do you mean 'pull up'?"
>jump and grab a stair over me
>"like this"
>do like 5 pull ups
>her jaw is dropped, she's in awe and she says "woooooow"
>for the rest of the hour she keeps looking at me as if I were the strongest man alive
There aren't more valuable mires than family mires
Man I was sure this was going to turn into a pedo post with you fricking her or something
Yeah, I was also disapointed
This website fried my fricking brain. I expected something clearly different
why even bother mentioning minors on IST when paedophilic innuendos aren’t included?
Little confused.
So I’m in the gym, and I’m doing zombie frickers, when this skinny twig of a pt comes up to me and tells me that I’m not doing them correctly, she then lies on the ground and starts doing the, to show me how to do it.
Now I didn’t ask for her help and the only way at this point for me to simulate how she feels is to place my body over hers as we bump the floor.
The boys only stop laughing when I get off of her and resume my work out of the smith machine.
Called into the office and he asks me to come go I will don’t get have do you know want anything to go eat and then go we’ll go to pick you you up.
Arrive at the pt girl house later that night and ask if she’s home, she says no she is washing her hair so I let myself in and wait get her.
Now the problem is her girlfriend is there and is trying to flirt with me.
>Called into the office and he asks me to come go I will don’t get have do you know want anything to go eat and then go we’ll go to pick you you up.
What the frick did he mean by this?
He's just markov chain maxing
What the frick did I just read
Yeah you're definitely confused, and you are confusing everyone else too
based strokeposter #2
and I'm only 2/3 through the thread
keep the strokeposts coming I'm on the shitter lurking this thread I love you homosexuals
>guy about to bench 230 for the first time
>other guy offers to spot
>"no offense but I'm gonna ask that guy over there"
>walks up to me, asks for spot
couldn't even do it so I really mogged both of them
I was only mired once in my entire life and even that was just my 40yo male physician saying
>You have a fit body, I can tell you work out
When he checked up on my scoliosis. Then again I am a 3/10 manlet, so getting compliments from cute girls is out of my league
your defeatist mindset is whats holding you back homie
Ok sharing cause it was kinda a nice mire, I get complements every now and again but this stuck with me
> be me, been lifting for nearly 3 years, I’m 24 but I have a mega baby and I’m always told I look 19, gift and a curse
> at work (retail job)
> helped lift something (a large heavy box) that was too heavy for one of my female coworkers to lift, holding it over my head
> “wow anon, you make that that look so easy, you’re like…”
> “what?” Didn’t hear what she said over unloading the truck
> “you’re like the hulk”
> “oh, thanks”
> laugh it off, but felt nice lol
That pause before she said "The hulk" is key here.
Basically she stopped to self filter, which women only do when they are afraid to look bad/stupid or if they're afraid of revealing something like attraction.
It's probably they didn't want to look bad/stupid and self checking to make it didn't sound like sexual harassment/inappropiate but you never know.
No no I didn’t write it well my bad, she said it the first time but it faded off cause she’s a really quiet girl and I just didn’t hear her the first time, she said “the hulk” the first time too, all I could see was her lips moving while there was too much noise to hear
But good information nonetheless, makes sense why women may be much more careful with their words
Do you think she likes me or was it just a single mire? She’s complemented me before and laughs at things I say but idk if I should go for it
It’s an opening for an interaction. Flirting is really simple:it’s an invitation to escalate the interaction. It could be nothing. But the best way to find out is to just gauge her the next time you talk. If she likes you or not may be hard to figure out, but largely because of your own neurotic tendencies for self doubt. Just be yourself and have fun. If she likes you it’ll come out. If she doesn’t it will too. Just be open to both and treat either as no big deal. If it interest on her part just play it off and save the squealing of self affirmation for the bathroom stall.
Weird mire, feels dirty.
>Me at work wearing a shirt I usually wear.
>Went to a female manager's office, standing by the doorway to ask about something
>Suddenly feel arms behind my armpits and boobs on my back.
>Female married coworker gropes and squeezes my pecs and nipples from behind.
>I Jump in shock, she says sorry, she's been dying to do that. They just laugh it off.
>I tell her that I will do the same to her.
>Laughter stops, with a straight face she says that if I do that she'll report me to HR.
No smooth entry just “I will also grope your boobs and nips” fricking kek
Should've just reported her to HR for sexual assault. Frick women.
Report her to HR for unwanted physical contact of sexual nature witnessed by several coworkers. Not because she did it, because of the total lack of self awareness about what happened after. Threaten to sue if they take no action. Get her fricking fired.
Report her to HR. Now, and be serious about it. They can't keep getting away with this bullshit.
And don't forget to inform her husband of the event
>was walking shirtless on the beach boardwalk
>stop in front of starbucks to put my shirt on before entering
>fat girl who was apparently walking right behind me, grabs my left asscheek while passing and says " you should've kept it off"
>i say "haha thanks" and run in the starbucks
so basically, #metoo. and she was the gross, apple shaped kind of fat. If she was the thicc, pear shaped kind of fat i would have fricked her
fat women/uggos don't know what it feels like to be sexually harassed so they equate it to the closest relative they have, which is being made fun of for being fat/ugly. Which is why they don't have the experience to equate it when they do the same shit to men.
So when they rage on twitter or whatever it's from that emotional core of pain of being ugly or fat that they're ranting on. Good looking, hot women who are regularly harassed understand it from a different point of view and some have learned how to channel it their advantage and learn to live with the male gaze because it generally (not always) empowers them when they get it. How often do models really b***h about the entire male gaze thing? No nearly as your basic b***h because that gaze makes them money. That gaze gets them a lifestyle that no one has access to who doesn't get that gaze.
Average women don't know how to do this because they only can do it with average guys, while guys with options, those in power, handsome dudes, look them over. So they b***h about #metoo because their expeience with it is that only the really hot ones benefti and they don't so they want to remove that from the environment they existent in. They seeth over the benefits that women prettier than them get. Look at the entire body postivity/fat shaming movment. It's entirely based on that. "I should be treated as well as people prettier than me, and if I don't it's societies fault". #metoo was on the surface completly legit, but a lot of people who jumped on wanted the clout of the hotties who actually get that shit regularly, ironically those women leverage it to their advantage because that's the smart thing to do.
>she was the gross, apple shaped kind of fat.
Aghh. I'm an oldgay and I get mired by my wife's friends. I try to take it as a compliment but one of them is a fatty. She sometimes does it in front of her husband, so it's really awkward. I'm like "haha yeah lucky genetics amirite" because I feel sorry for her husbando.
When I get mired by young women it's frustrating not being able to hit on them because married. Was traveling on business last week so hadn't banged wife for a few days. I stepped out of the gym and instinctively smiled at a petite redhead qt who gave me this lustful smile back. Drawback of being IST is that age doesn't kill your libido like normalgays so it can be hard to resist temptation.
>he fell for the marriage meme
did you expect some kind of pity? you made your betabuxx bed, now lie in it
>at work aging millennial
>reasonably IST from running track through college and lifting since high school
>two zoomie girls laugh and run their hand along my chin in the same week
>every 30-40yo just goes straight for the shoulder grope at every encounter
>be literal autist who managed to get laid by pure accident twice
Do you think anybody ever ended their life because they were so horny?
>start new job
>my 3rd day
>finishing up, it's almost 5
>stand in my cubicle talking to the guy training me, cool dude
>hear two girls talking behind
>turn around and they stop talking
>turn back around and hear "how tall are you?"
>I say 6'3" (always round up bois)
>one giggles and says to the other "I was closer"
>continue talking to my new office bro
We're all just pieces of meat I suppose
I always round down. 6'3" barefoot but I'd say around 6 feet to make manlets seethe.
I'm 6 feet 4/5 of an inch, please don't do this to me. I have to round up because of all the manlets that fraud as 6 feet.
I'm 6'4.57''. Do I round up or down? Why would I bother to round up? 6'4'' is already shorthand for "tall"
Just say 6'4 and a half
I'm 140kg and > 30 yet every time I take the train I see girls checking me out.
Wonder how many mires I'd get if I was young and thin again
pls be bait
Why bait?
This is me about 5 years ago before I started lifting and before I got fat.
Weirdly I don't remember being mired back then, but I was more autistic and had a gf so probably wasn't paying attention
You unironically look like you have a mental disability
Thanks IST
dude, they dont checking you out
btw get rid of the autistic fans and lose fricking weight this is IST for gods sake
>btw get rid of the autistic fans and lose fricking weight this is IST for gods sake
I'm working on it
Lost about 20kg this year. About 40 to 50kg left
good start, keep it going brother
you ugly and fat but mirin the hairline bro
NPC moment
this is the reason i assume every girl that looks at me is doing so in an autistic moron type way. i can’t convince myself that this isn’t what i look like
They're staring at you because you're a weird fricking gaijin wearing an autistic personal cooling device.
>those bugs and bug runes in the back
Ah, le paying sex tourist. So basically the people shilling for WMAF are overweight morons that wear neckfans
A fellow college classmate (5'5 qt, nice body but "lesbian") pinched my ass last week at a bar. She also grabbed my shoulders a few times and she keeps telling me how I won't be able to charm her since she is lesbian. But i'm not flirting with her. I think she is convincing herself or I am an autist.
she wants to eat your bussy
sometimes women decide that they are lesbians because their last boyfriend was being abusive while ugly (not the same as being abusive while good looking), but their body still demands wiener and worships male aesthetics. you're better off staying away from such hopelessly short sighted lost souls
Lesbianism is a shit test
Look up lesbian bed death
Only men can be gay
I thought that was a guy for a second. Jesus
how tf you a b***h but look like a homie?
morons
Just because she is lesbian doesn't mean she doesn't crave male validation. If anything she sees you as hot, uses her lesbianism as excuse for inappropriate behavior and tries to get you to hit on her. So in her mind she can say "omg I'm so hot this guy hits on me even though he KNOWS I'm lesbian".
And before you ask why a lesbian cares about male validation. It's status.
lesbians arent real
i would explicitly and bluntly tell her don’t touch me like that unless you want me to frick you
90% she cuts all contact (and views you as weird; who the frick cares) and you’re free from that annoying little wiener tease twat
10% you get easy pussy
just saying, it’s autistic but it’s a reasonable perspective
>have been awake for 36 hours
>get home at 4pm and fall asleep on the couch
>get woken up by my GF body-worshipping my chest and abs planting kisses all over them (I have been sleeping without a shirt)
>grab her and have her give me a blowjob
>eat dinner, which she had prepared while I was sleeping
>she gives me a massage during it
>go to bed with her and fall asleep holding her, while she tells me how much she loves me and loves to take care of me
And then you woke up.
36 hours? TF homie?
trying to kill your test staying up that long or what
Look if English isn't your first language it's fine, IST is for everyone including you Paco.
>be me, 22
>lifting for 3 months
>go out to pick mom up from work for lunch
>wearing a tank top
>"wow anon, you're looking ripped"
Mom mires don't mean a whole lot since she's supposed to like me but man it made me feel good
>4/10 single mother of two is trying hard to get with me
>Laughs at every dumb shit I say
>Constantly poking me with her elbow when we talk, like the "right?" poke
>Coyly tries to feel me up, grabs my traps, grabs my arms
The second woman in my life that if I said "let's frick" she'd drop everything and do it. The second this year. Thanks, IST.
A shame her body doesn't look good (but she isn't fat) and I'm not sure she has the genetics and will to make up for it with working out. And I'm not keen on taking care of another homie's kids.
Stop interacting with her
why do the dates I go on either end in A) girl looks repulsed and after date we stop talking. B) Jump straight to smashing. I can decide if I am ugly or intimidating or average
Why there no in between
I went to a house party the other day and got dm'd by my friend's cousin after he went home. When shit like that happens I usually just hand my phone over to my friend and he sends them a selfie of him flipping the camera off and we laugh about it like idiots
A lot of these bald guys would just look better without the shitty beard.
Good bye friends
Test
bump
until the next mires bois
>be at bar with frens
>bar has an indoor basketball hoop
>go shoot hoops with frens in between drinks
>suddenly some short qt Asian thickie appears (pic obviously only semi-related)
>starts shooting hoops and tells me I (in particular) have to buy her a drink if she makes it
>she makes like 3
>take her to bar, buy shots for us
>"I think I recognize you from the gym, do you work out at Gym Fitness?"
>tell her yeah, ask when she works out
>"Oh I don't go there anymore, but I always wanted you to come talk to me when I did haha"
>wind up going home without her (one of my friends was staying the night)
That was a mire, yeah? Literally no other reason she'd start chatting up a guy she recognized from the gym otherwise.
Please for the love of god tell me you got her number, moron anon