Post 'em. Playing table tennis at the rec center and squatted down to grab a ball and a black girl walking behind said
>dayuum, you got one for a white boy
getting objectified by queens feels pretty good ngl
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Post 'em. Playing table tennis at the rec center and squatted down to grab a ball and a black girl walking behind said
>dayuum, you got one for a white boy
getting objectified by queens feels pretty good ngl
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Highly doubt this happened.
tbh black kweens are thirsty for anyone who isn't a useless tyrone. I'm hispanic and every young hot black girl is all over me at work.
Black women will smack your ass if they know you to be too quiet to report it, they will steal your chastity with or withought consent. Due to the larger frame you will likely be too intimidated to get them off. Never attract the attention of a negress they are dangerous.
>at Walmart getting ingredients for pie
>lard, check. Frozen cherries, check. Tapioca, check
>checkout out
>bagging own groceries
>bend over to put thing into bag
>glance up
>2/10 Walmart woman staring right at me
Would prefer to be ogled by more attractive women but ill take it
Incidentally, I just finished making the lard pie crust. It was really easy. Can’t wait to bake a cherry pie tomorrow.
You amerifats really put fat in everything don’t you, disgusting bastards
post body
>you won't
>fat-free pie crust
How do you deal with unwanted mires? I've had 3 kids do things that make me extremely uncomfortable and each time it happens, I can no longer stand to be around that kid.
First incident
>at friends house playing vidya
>his kid asks to play, lays on floor near me on couch
>bumps me a few times with legs, think nothing of it
>starts running foot up my leg
>gets to knee, immediately ask him to stop, he laughs, friend sends him away
>he comes back later and tries to sit in lap
>go to washroom immediately as friend sends him to bed
>never go over his house again
Incident 2
>at different friends house playing vidya
>his kid lifts up her skirt right in front of me and starts laughing
>gets sent to room
>leave, decline ever invite to his house after
>she gets sent to a counselor
Third incident
>work friend invites me to BBQ
>friend's kid forcibly hugs me as I sit down
>way too tight around the neck
>tries to kiss me on the mouth
>turn my head and purse my lips
>they get my chin and run away laughing
>tell parent, they say I'm being dramatic
>stay with other adults for duration of BBQ and don't go anywhere else without another adult
What the frick is this anons, I don't want this. Each time, it's always some kind of comment like, "Anons big and strong" or "Anon has pretty eyes" I'm not even fit yet, I've been losing weight, but I'm disgusted with myself now. I've been avoiding kids as much as I can ever since, how the frick do I escape this?
No offence, but how much of an autist are you bro?
This. Max kek.
Do you ask the parents for help as you're. beeing "harassed" by these children? Jesus you're pathetic.
Not that anon but is this not weird? I'd definitely be uncomfortable in these situations. I dunno about ghosting the parents though lmao
Yeah, I always do, but they always get all uppity and say it's not my place to tell them how to raise their kid. I wanna say their ages were like 10, 7, and 6.
I brushed it off the first few times it's happened, but the fact that's happened multiple times within the last few months more recently makes me extremely uncomfortable, these last 3 were just the last ones that happened. The second one was a lot worse because of what she said afterwards, but I don't want to post it because I know there's fricking cretins on this board who would get off on it.
I didn't know where else to post this and I just want this shit to stop, I don't really call it a mire either, it feels more like harassment.
>The second one was a lot worse because of what she said afterwards
can't just post that and not elaborate. what could she have said that was so bad
Like I said, you're a bunch of fricking cretins. I'm not going to post the whole thing, but the gist of it was that she said she wanted me to see it. She refused to talk to her parents after they yelled at her and they found out through the counselor that she had walked in on her friend's parents when they thought they were alone and that's where she learned it from.
intredasting
definitely has some unresolved issues
>Like I said, you're a bunch of fricking cretins
Kek
>I don't want to post it because I know there's fricking cretins on this board who would get off on it.
Well now you have to.
You're legitimately a pedophile and should go to therapy
>paedophile
>go to the-rapy
>I didn't know where else to post this and I just want this shit to stop, I don't really call it a mire either, it feels more like harassment.
You are uncle Anon posting your perverted fantasies, you should have a nice day by tying a mill stone to your neck and throwing it into the sea.
Does uncle anon still post? Haven’t seen him in ages
Yes sometimes he still posts
> Lol what a pussy
How old are these kids?
Just teach them that it's not right to do this to their "father's friend"
on the one hand, I am extremely proud that I get kid mires because I know they are honest and unfiltered. On the other, sometimes I am made uncomfy by the fact that little girls do not know what is and isn't appropriate yet so I don't want to get in a situation that has me sent to prison. A couple weeks ago I went to a family friends bbq and got swarmed by like 5 girls. As usual I became a jungle gym however one of them obviously saw some lifetime movies cuz she went straight for my dick
kek this reminds me of when I was around 10 years old or so and I went to my also 10 year old female friend's birthday party and her 7 or so year old sister was there.
>we're sitting on the couch watching shit on the TV
>her sister comes up to me and just straight up lowers her pants shows me her pussy
>barely even comprehending what she's showing me at that time since I barely knew what a vegana was.
>little sister follows me throughout the day and randomly exposes her pussy to me
>i get supper annoyed with time and just tell her sister
>she tells on her to their parents
kek that was absurd. i wonder why she did that.
probably thought it was funny. butts and peepee were side-splittingly hilarious when i was 7
>lately a pt has been bringing in some young girls for some reason to the gym to train them
>last week
>rowing by myself when pt girl shows up with 2 young girls and begins putting them through some workouts pushups,situps,some dumbbell shit
>just watching between sets of rowing (the cardio not the barbell)
>completely exhausted that I just lay on the floor while i control my breathing with my eyes closed
>open my eyes like 30 seconds later and one of the girls is full on just standing almost on top of me staring at me
>we lock eyes just staring at each other
>me confused as frick and her just full on staring saying nothing and doing nothing
>smile at her awkwardly
>she just turns away from me and walks back to the other two
>now when she rests she just stands there staring my direction
It was kinda weird but it's actually kind of fun now. She's been in maybe 3 extra times that I've been in there and now I kinda play with her
>actually using the box jump box when they show up
>they start doing their thing of stretching before working out, pt girl also goes and grabs the dumbbells they are both going to use
>playfully steal one of her dumbells
>starts laughing and I give it back to her
>go to the other side of the gym to grab a paper towel
>when I get back she has stolen the box jump box and is sitting on top of it stretching while staring right at me
It's fricking weird, she's a complete stranger yet I'm super comfortable dealing with her but when I actually asked a gym thot out that same week my heart was beating, I literally word vomited all over her and couldn't keep cool.
Female Behavior.
>fun is female
Your sad existence.
How young
What a gay
I get the feeling these kids are like 5 years old or something.
If that's the case, you're a fricking weirdo for sexualizing children. They do random shit all the time, don't read so much into it.
Chill out, he has a right to feel uncomfortable, sexual or not shit was weird to read about
You know what to do.
mogged by toddlers
mogglers
Pop a Moggler in your mouth
When you come to Fishy Joe's
What they're made of is a mystery
Where they come from no one knows
You can pick 'em, you can lick 'em
You can chew 'em, you can stick 'em
If you promise not to sue us you can shove one up your nose
Everyone is dragging you but I get it. This shit sucks and it’s awkward. I wouldn’t say this is a mire though as they’re children.
Just frick them
Thats not a mire, quite the opposite. You dont even look threatening to kids, you homosexual. Kids should be intimidated by your mere presence.
reminds me of the time my 10 year old female cousin started tickling me around me waist too much and I had to push her away because it was getting me erect. Really ashamed of it. Good thing I was wearing a good pair of jeans that day.
>around me waist
>erect from e-girl
Mr. Krabs is loose again.
Kys pussy b***h.
Lmao imagine being intimidated by literal children
They do random shit like this without thought, you probably did too but don’t remember, they’ll grow out of it
You should watch The Hunt (2012)
Black they're just kids being kids. I used to ask for a kiss and then shove my tongue down people's throats as a prank.
>make someone engage in sexual act with a child
>it's just a prank bro!!
Kissing is not a sexual act in fact you could any girl of any age and if you only kiss her the police cannot do anything about it
Assuming they consent
???
Even fir kisses on the cheek you did this
Sounds creepy
Your gym teacher must have loved you
>be me
>5 years old
>dads friend comes over to play video game with him
>guy looks kind of autistic, dad probably doing charity work
>he plays my xbox 360
>tfw bored and have nothing else to do
>ask the man if i can play with him
>he murmers some shit under his breath
>decide to just lye next to him and wait for my turn
>3 hours go by and he's still on my xbox
>start running into him to frick with him
>begin climbing his legs and he freaks the frick out
>start laughing because his face is red and fuming
>dad tells me to frick off outside
>4 hours later im bored and come back and the fricker is still on my xbox
>decide to just jump on him or some shit
>he full on spergs out as he rushes to the bathroom
>he begins making clapping noises to himself (maybe he beat the level finally?)
>never see the man again
>5 Years old when Xbox 360 was out
>The frick what are you 8 now
>Realize Xbox 360 came out in 2005 or 2006 which is 16 or 17 fricking years ago and nearly two decades
>This man can be in his twenties right now
That is the real horror story, time.
>he begins making clapping noises to himself (maybe he beat the level finally?)
inb4v&
>his kid lifts up her skirt right in front of me and starts laughing
That pic got a good chuckle out of me. Thanks, anon, never seen it before.
Still haven't figured out if this is a mire or not.
>Get drunk and high at gf's bday party
>Ends up just being me and her married friend who are awake
>She asks me to take shots
>I black out and come to consciousness in my car with her going to town on my dick
Is this a mire, or just intoxicated stupidity?
going to town meaning what
She was beating the shit out of his penis. Unfortunately, it's left him unable to get boners now.
RIP
Rest in penis
Started with sucking, then she climbed onto it
Learn to green text, was it your gf or her married friend sucking you off?
the married friend, thought that was obvious from the context
You should tell your gf and her husband asap, spin it as her taking advantage of you, she will 100% use it against you in the future if you guys keep it a secret.
Kinda missed the ball on that. It's been a bit. She found out she was pregnant the day after the party too. Just accepted I'm fricked if she says anything. I did a bunch of other stupid shit that night while blacked out so gf already thinks I cheated on her and somehow got passed it. I can't explain it tbh.
that's a time bomb anon, enjoy the pushy on the reg while it last lol
The sad thing is I actually find her moderately repulsive and would never do anything with her sober, even if we didn't have SO's. I honestly wish I remembered how it happened just so I could understand how she got me to be ok with it. The one thought I can actually remember was "I don't like this. I don't want to be here" while she was riding me.
why cant i get raped by women
Post body/face and I can tell you. But getting raped by women isn't as fun as it sounds. First gf worth talking about bullied me into sex after we broke up, fricked my up psychologically for a few years.
Too nice
you’ve been raped mate
Get control of your life dude
Just went to the library with a friend I had not seen for 6 months (exchange student) and he said the gym seems to have given me results. I'm a massive DYEL turbomanlet.
ay i have one from yesterday, but i feel really weird about
>go to gym with best friend
>did upper body together and we go to his place afterwards
>we’re making dinner in our gym attire when his sister walks in with her friend
>both are 18, wearing booty shorts and short top
>i’m cutting up veggies when sister comes closer to me
>slides her hand from my shoulders to my forearms and goes back to squeeze my bicep
>”still getting bigger i see anon! also you smell really nice.”
>fast forward after dinner just chilling in the game room
>bro goes to take shower
>sister walks in the room
>sits down next to me and we talk about her school
>tells me she wants to go to the gym too and if i can help her
>pokes me in my side after i made a joke
>tell her to stop, she does it again so i grab her wrist
>she suddenly uses all her power and sort of jumps on top of me
>cue a minute or so of play wrestling, stops when i have her pinned
>we both take a breather and then her friend walks in
>later i go to take a shower and freshen up
>think back on the interaction and realize bro’s sister is really fricking cute
>realize she probably sees me as another older brother
yeah she does. don't frick your own little sister you creep
Not worth risking your friendship over, bro. Otherwise I would have tried to frick her and her friend at the same time.
If you're not that older than her and she's hot then start some love shit with her. Ask your best friend about it first, though. Best case scenario: you join families and your best bro will be your brother-in-law
im 21 so it’s definitely a bit creepy. i wish she wasn’t his sister, she is very hot. but i genuinely can’t tell if she was flirting or just seeing me as a big bro
>18 and 21 creepy
Wtf, how dumb are u
she's a sexually young woman, she is not impervious to your masculine nature. you're absolutely a sexual entity to her, do think she admired your shape and scent in a purely platonic manner?
think it over and have a serious talk with the brother. indicate that you have pure intentions (assuming you do) and want to court his sister. take it slow even if she's eager to show she's more than an easy smash. marrying into the families of your friends and confidants is how dynastys are founded
verification NOT required B)
OP i really advise you to not take this anon's advice lightly. If this shit goes south in any way, it will almost certainly put a dent in your friendship and can possibly lead to drifting apart.
I get it that pussy is nice and she is hot but unless you are really sure she is into you I wouldn't do it.
There are plenty of women on earth, don't try to screw your best friend's sister
OP, these guys are major homosexuals tbh. At least flirt with her back
YOU FRICKING homosexual PIECE OF SHIT
DO IT, JOIN YOUR FAMILIES
moron Black person DO IT
SHE'S ONLY 18 YOU SICK FRICK
YOU ABSOLUTE homosexual Black person SHE DOESN'T SEE YOU AS HER BIG BROTHER moron ARE YOU REALLY THAT moronic
ALSO I'M 21 AND FRICK AN 18 COULDN'T GET HARD tbh
moron. just hang out with her and frick her loose little mouth
whats a too big age gap?
No it isn't
Black person what lmao, literally just bang her
She was definitely flirting and 21 isn't near creepy for an 18 year old. So long as the 18 year old is out of college.
Rule of thumb: half your age plus 7
*out of high school
Also don't have sex with her. You will learn later in life, and I guarantee this, that all the sex you had before marriage made your life worse off
it’s potentially life altering, her bro is literally my best friend. i have to be 100% sure that she is into me or i’m fricked. don’t know if i want to take that risk
>i have to be 100% sure that she is into me
She is
the real question is do you want to risk the friend ship?
>im 21 so it’s definitely a bit creepy
Lmao oh to be so young and naive again.
Bro I met my wife when she was 17 and I was 23.
>im 21 so it’s definitely a bit creepy
u can tell this homie a american just by that statement, what the frick is wrong with you weirdo ass homies thinking liking teenagers makes you a pedo wtf
Trust me, she does NOT see you as an older brother. Btw my friend fricked my friends little sis and now they’re happily married tbh. Do with that what you will
harry
Frick her and become your bros bro inlaw
After 18 months of lifting, I finally got in the mires club. Being a leangay who wears clothes one size above, I barely look like I work out. But for the first time yesterday, I wore a tight fit shirt that shows my V-taper and pecs, and got so many mires at work. Some of my colleagues (male and female) greeted me while clearly looking below my eyes, and I've never felt so confident before. This one day probably helped my self-esteem issues more than months of therapy. I want to change my whole wardrobe now, but I worry I'm gonna look like I try too hard.
Change it slowly and cautiously. Especially if people say you look good in that fitted shirt, be shameless: people say you look good in this. Maybe, trust all their opinions instead of hesitating, especially given that you struggle with your self image.
Then buy another fitted shirt when you find one you like. No rush. And thank people when they give you a nice compliment, you put in work and they noticed.
Based uplifting anon. We need more people like you on this board.
Man I can’t do this I have fricking gyno and it shows
just buy a 7 pack of black hanes with 5% spandex
U should've turned around, grabbed ur crotch and said "I got one for a black b***h"
>bulking
>go to girls house
>know I'll need cals so I grab my 64oz water bottle
>she picks it up and starts opening it
>a joker smile develops across my face
>her face when milk starts rushing out from being overfilled and gets all over her
>she looks at me in disgust
>start flexing a 'cep "that's how you get big, baby"
>start having milk sweat sex
how does milk sweat? or were you sweating milk? or was she lactating? or were you lactating because of your gyno?
You wouldn't get it.
i buy milk at the store all the time dude i have no problem getting it
we lift in a society
not a specific mire but i always get asked at work to do any jobs that need moving something heavy or anything.
always feelsgood
i do too but it’s mostly just because my coworkers are broken down old boomers with wrecked joints kek im not even big
I have never ever gotten mired by a female except my grandma.
I've been lifting for three years
I'm a 5'8" pajeet. Went from 160 to 200lbs over the last year by dirty bulking and lifting for mass. Incorporated a lot of John Meadow's tips. Doing all types curls and daily lat raises so my arms have grown a lot. But so has my belly.
-GF threw a fit last month after leaving the grocery store. Apparently the cashier girl kept eye fukking me. GF was livid cus she was standing right there next to me and the cashier dgaf.
-female relative told me I got jacked. Younger male relative asked for lifting advice.
-boomer coworker dude said "show me what those muscles can do!!" When I was using some machine
-a few mates have jokingly told me I have a dadbod and look pregnant. Like it's the first thing out of their mouth when they see me. Maybe they're insecure and lashing out.
-been to a brothel a few times. Sometimes the desk girl or the wh0res will be talking to me all warm and chit, and then an Incel will walk in and they'll give him the dirtiest look. Feels bad, cus I used to be that guy.
-I notice women looking at me a lot more. And being nice to me. But tbh, I eye rape 5/10's all the time so I don't take it as a compliment. Just an affirmation that I'm not ugly af.
>Maybe they’re insecure and lashing out
There may be some underlying insecurities there but more than likely they’re just messing with you. At 5’8” 200lbs out of a dirty bulk I’d imagine you have a bit of pudge on you
Keep lifting my sirs
>and then an Incel will walk in and they'll give him the dirtiest look. Feels bad, cus I used to be that guy.
I wouldn't overthink this. It's a brothel. Maybe that's what he pays for. Or maybe he likes to shit on them.
Based arms and belly bod. Fricking lmao at your fat distribution janetics
Good morning sir! Have the good day to you!
if they're actual mates, poking fun is how you correct friends detrimental behavior. probably a sign you should be cutting
>Be pajeet
>Creepily eye rape 5/10s
Checks out.
My favorite mire was when I loaded lmao3pl8 on bench and a boomer I respect at the gym went out of his way to come to me and tell me I’m strong as frick
pic not related
>getting breakfast with friend at diner
>waitress comes up
>she cute
>says how much she likes my tattoo, I'm wearing a tank top
>calls it beautiful
>move my arm around and say "thanks I think so too"
>she starts looking all over me, I can tell she's not just looking at the tat
>gets our order and leaves
>buddy asks if I noticed her checking me out
>ofc I did
>she comes around to "check up on us" a lot, like a gratuitous amount
>b***h let me eat
>finish eating and leave
She was cute, but I'm on a cut and don't chase women when I'm cutting, my buddy said I should've at least tried to get her number, did I frick up bros? She looked like picrel but a little less hot.
>I don't chase women when I'm cutting
If this is real, she was chasing you anon. And yes, you're stupid.
Nah, get used to it. If you actually become attractive then you need to realize this is the attention you are going to have to learn to manage. That includes walking away, a lot. Because either you are going to go out there and start sleeping around which means more crazy women in your life, or you eventually find someone you want a relationship with. That means you need to learn how to start being selective. Don’t be like Tiger Woods and just date any ho’ working at a Denny’s who shows interest. Have standards, it’ll save you a huge headache. Don’t believe me? Just look at all the social media shit that guys who fricked around without discretion face today.
Also you can just always go back by yourself and talk to her then. Just tell her your friend just went through a breakup or something and didn’t want to feel bad if you asked for her number.
Either way congrats
>didn't frick her right then and there
NGMI
Should have at least asked her to lubricate his hot dog.
What kind of tattoo should i get if i want mires like this
This is the one she specifically pointed out, not for everyone, I know, but I love it.
>inb4 tattoo gay dumb degen
Don't care, I will get more.
Thats badass. Post more ink, you got any other good ones?
I remember you, stop reposting
Someone asked gaylord
This is the one on my chest, I have another good one my back but it's not finished yet.
Hey it's woodchop anon, you really do only post in mire threads huh?
I post in random ass threads lol, but mire threads are fun because I like writing greentexts
That's extremely fricking gay Anon holy shit.
why did you capitalize anon lol
Technically it's a proper noun as it's referring to a person.
I agree Man, I was just talking to my Father about how I was taught this by my Teacher in English class. I met a Friend there, I loved my English as a second language class, I taught my Mother when I came home and feel it really helped us to acclimate to our new home
>don't care I will get more
get those without any tats. lift, get strong, and get to a good bf%
Twin Peaks rules
How did you know I lift for Shelley?
autism is a hell of a drug
>decide to fire up tinder
>go on date with a qt
>we go to my place after drinking wine at the park because summer
>get drunk and really want to laugh
>we get undressed and she looks at me and says "holy shit, you look like a greek god"
>start laughing, push my belly towards and start talking in a weird voice "I am Dionysus, give me boypussy and wine!" while walking around in a weird manner
>she laughs
>has sex with me anyway
>she leaves
>feels good man
Lmao
>we had sex anyway
Did he peg you?
No, my anus is only an exit and nothing more than that. She also wanted to put a finger up my ass at one point and I shouted "FRICK YOU, YOU AREN'T PUTTING ANYTHING IN MY ASS". When she left my roommate asked me why is he hearing such dreadful cursing and screams in the night and we spent the afternoon discussing the fact that girls in 2022 want to put things up men's asses far more often than in for example 2020. We don't know what happened to them.
>old man using the bench next to me jokingly asked if i was trying to show him up while i got ready to incline press 55 lb dumbbells
i’ll take it, first mire from a stranger in a while
Mfw I incline 85s and haven't gotten a single complement because everyone thinks it's just fat.
I have to get women to squeeze my arms to get them to treat me like I'm not just another funny fat dude
literally just go on one cut, once, you fat fricking moron
lose weight you fat mongoloid why would you even get to that point
Most recent mires have been new coworkers and people I haven’t seen in a couple years saying I look jacked, but 5 months or so ago:
>walking into gym with shorts
>black girl in car yells out “nice legs!”
>”T-thanks”
Happened today at work, not sure if mire or anti-mire
>About to walk through door
>Cute lady opens door from other side and holds it open for me
>As I’m walking through it say “thank you”
>She looks at me and then looks down/away and lets out a soft “hi” as I pass her, she almost seems embarrassed
Female spaghetti
>”thank you”
>*girl’s heart racing*
>”h-hi”
d-awwww.
two unusual ones
>summer 2014
>travelling to lake Baikal by transsiberian railway with a group
>after reaching the lake we continue to Mongolia
>in Mongolia we get drunk on vodka and fermented horse milk
>this one Russian chick is not handling it very well
>she gets outside trying not to throw up
>go to check up on her
>I tell her to get it over with and just vomit it all out
>'I can't throw up right next to you anon, you are too sexy for that'
guessthatsamire.bmp
>attending music festival in 2015
>hot as frick
>fire truck comes and just sprays people with water
>get soaked
>take my shirt off to dry a bit
>notice some guy in a wheelchair staring at me
>think nothing of it
>look at him again after a minute or so
>he is still staring at me
>stare back at him
>he smiles, nods and rolls away
>did I just acquire the elusive gay cripple mire?
those two happened years ago and I still like to reminisce about them
i can't tell if i want to rotate this image or not. potato may be funnier on his side. good mires
The wheely mobile probably just though you had nice legs
>tfw i've also gotten gay cripple mires
I’ve gotten the old black man in wheelchair /mire
>be me
>visit mom in Florida, visiting from the cucknada winter
>work out in the sunshine in her backyard and then walk the dog
>shirtless and short shorts
>smiling and singing in the sunshine
>say good morning to all the neighbourhood folks as I pass
>see very elderly black man in a power chair
>good morning sir!
>good morning young man, you look healthy!
Fee Extremely based and appreciative of my youthful vigour for the rest of the day
>only been working out 2 months
>put on 10lbs to put me at 6'1 175, can see a difference already
>been asked if I was in the service when I wore a tight shirt
>got told I looked really good shirtless by an older lady
>sent a pic of my abs to my gay friend, said I looked good enough to eat
>mfw each time
I'm looking forward to the next 10lbs
Might go visit my ex who definitely gained 15lbs in fat since I've gained this in muscle
Stop sending photos of yourself to other homosexual men
I am DYEL as frick but apparently it is enough to impress normies since I get 2-3 mires per month while being a shut in who goes nowhere besides the gym and once-a-week to office.
Most recent:
>meet in office with new team members for the first time
>waiting for some suit to arrive
>one guy jokingly says "should we do arm wrestling contest"
>another one replies "Anon would win for sure. He looks like he works out"
I look like shit but my OHP is 1pl8 so my shoulders are wider than the average guy. The standards are really low bros
whoops i activated Twink mode UwU
anon said he might not be gay because of me but then deleted his post
too big to be a twink
nice bod tho, what's that thingy on you chest?
>pull in to gas station on motorcycle wearing a wife beater
>little kid in back seat of car looks at me
>asks his mom how a gorilla learned to ride a motorcycle
lmao. is that a mire or a burn
depends if he's black or not
Don't know about all this other stuff but recently I was walking back home and some dude offered to buy me a drink at a nearby bar,he did so,I told him thanks then I never saw him again,no it wasn't anything sexual but I'm just wondering why someone would randomly do this.
Forgot to mention he asked me if I was a christian while we were walking to the bar. It was a short walk. He seemed a bit shady but I dunno. Maybe I know/seen him from somewhere or something.
It was a gangstalker anon,he put the
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You did the right thing, as there's 3 things that this could have been:
1. Stage 5 clinger looking for a friend
2. Gay guy
3. 2 + he puts a mysterious powder in your drink.
I was watching the drink the whole time,plus it was a bottle,not in a cup,I think it may be number one since he looked like he lifted too.
What did he look like anon?
He kind of looked/dress like this except his forearms weren't as hairy and his upper traps weren't as tall,he had an uncanny stare when I spoke to him,while we were walking he asked me if I was a christian and I answered "yes I believe in God'' then he said ok. Something about him unsettles me but I can't figure out what. Not as if he looked or dressed weird or anything,while we were in the bar he'd mumble something then say ''ah forget it'',anyone else ever had an experience like this? It was so random.
Forgot to mention it was 10 pm in the night.
homosexual or psycho
>be 15
>Fricken pro at gymnastics/ballet
>girlfriends grandmas house has pool
>go there everyday for swim in summer
>granny is super friendly to me and always smiling and complimenting how fit I am
>always rude and b***hy to my mates
>have 10 year affair with the old prostitute even after her family finds out
Are you that gingivitis granny fricker from the other thread a few days ago?
Lmao yes
Link?
Idk where it is
>do squats
>use the leg curl machine
>pt comes past
>says she lsaw me squatting and how deep I was going
>make small talk because I forgot my towel and didn't want to get pulled up
>she starts walking off and says "I lIked that"
have no idea what to make of that
Means she likes it deep and wanted you to know it, based on what you're saying.
>finish back day
>go to mats area to get some stretches in
>girl plonks right down next to me, and her boyfriend(?) joins her
>I look straight ahead, but can see her staring right at me
>her bf starts grabbing her face, and making out with her
>all while staring at me
Was I cucked without even doing a thing? I don't have the social aptitude to know what the right response was, so I just got up, and left.
'get the frick off me bro, fricking animals'
If he had to do that to get her attention off you when you weren’t even looking at them, you weren’t cucked
They might have been swingers, dude.
>Walk into office
>startup so ceo is here as well
>walks up to me, and asks what kinda roids I'm pumping
>be me, 28, /fit, wearing a tank top
>visit friend, 23 y/o skelletor
>his milf 42 y/o gf is present
>we unload some camping gear
>she offers to help me carry the cooler full of ice and sips since it’s really heavy
>I say I’ve got it, start lifting it and pretending that it’s heavy
>she says “nice, you’ve got it!”
>reveal my power level and actually lift it and walk with ease
>her jaw drops and she says “WOAH, you’re fit!”
>”I’ve been eating my vegetables” and I leave it at that. Not trying to brutally mog my friend in his own home
Pic related for reference
None of that happened, and thats not you.
>Crab in bucket
Stay jelly
This kills the crab. Well done anon. Also based. You can’t control who mires, but you can definitely avoid further mogging
>friend, 23 y/o
>his 42 y/o gf
You don’t like milfs? She’s /fit, has fake tiddies, nice waist to hip ratio, decent bum. She’s not my cup of tea, but she’s very attractive
>be at exchange in SEA
>go gym there
>make friends
>lift together
>some dude approaches me asks if I use steroid
>kek, am I this big.png?!
>say no im natty and feel good about myself
>tell the story to another buddy
>he looks me dead in the eyes and says
>dude, there isn't a guy in that gym who thinks that you're NOT on steroids.
Basedddd and post body, I wanna see this. Not even hating bro
i've posted before
don't want to be an attention seeking repost gay.
go to archives and look for something that sticks out
No, I don’t think I will budday
>looking at mirror
>boner.exe
Yes, that's a mire
got my first mire 2 days ago frens. i'm 24.
a woman in her 30s groped my ass while i was in the grocery shop. it was crowded. as soon as i turned back the milf was walking away from me fast. my mom was next to me but i don't think she noticed.
Did you came
yes, my mom had to change my underwear
>Go out for bike ride
>Pass by dozens of girls
>four or five of the hottest ones turned and smiled at me
A-am I making it, bros?
maybe you had dirty tshirt
>walking in Lowes
>old guy points and shouts “You’re a big man without breaking stride”
>Lowes employee looks at me bewildered
>I’m slightly taken aback
>chuckle
>”that was weird”
>continue my day
>“You’re a big man without breaking stride”
what does that even mean? it sounds pretty cool tho. nice mire
I assumed it was supposed to be
>"you're a big man" without breaking stride
>at a party with wife
>her friend and friends husband is there too
>wifes friend already has asked me to help her workout a few times
>they keep getting drunker and drunker
>everytually me and wifes friend are alone on a porch
>we're overlooking a fire with people around it
>she starts asking me if i ever thought about living someone elses life
>laugh and ask her what she means
>she says like trading places it would be your mind but in another person
>kinda weird but i entertain her
>she says she's do it in a heartbeat
>she starts just looking at me only one side of her face is light by the fire
>it'd be really nice if it was my wife
>she then says she'd switch places with my wife
>don't know what to say then her husband find us
>she walks away with him
>when they walk through the door she looks back at me one more time
hot.
she could be trying to ruin ur relationship with ur wife. don't fall for any of her traps
nah, she had a flat ass. not my thing.
I had a similar experience.
>ask a girl out in high school
>rejected but we actually stay friends
>time passes I get fit and grow into my lanky frame
>find pretty girl and start dating
>run into high-school friend at a party
>been like 7 years since I've seen her
>we both lose our shit since it's quite the coincidence
>she's married now to some pudgy manlet (she was short too so keep looking short kings)
>asks me if I'm dating
>point out my 8/10 blonde gf
>she instantly looks demoralized
>she still buzzes around me all night, constantly saying how much I've changed
>when her and her husband leave she gives me a big hug and whispers in my ear
>I should of never rejected you, I'm a fool
>she turns and leaves before I can get a word in
>haven't seen her since
One of the best feelings of my life.
>one of the best feelings of my life
i mean yeah i’d for sure feel them same if i were you but holy frick man it’s like every thread i’m in i get reminded how fricked women are. they have great auras, are beautiful, and have pussy but holy frick it’s like unless you’re the father of her child, the foundation of your relationship is styrofoam.
I don't think she would've cheated on her husband or anything, she just had regrets, that's normal. I love my gf but I think about what-could-have-beens as well, I'm sure she does too, not acting on it is the key, and we don't because we love each other, for now at least lol.
Yeah, I've had a few times like this that have thrown me for a loop and reminded me just how messed up women can be. Two of my past girlfriends have contacted me 1-3 years later after we broke up reminiscing and wondering how different their lives might be had we stayed together (and making inside sex jokes), while they're engaged/married. Shit's fricked, it just makes you wonder what old flame a current or future gf is hanging onto...I just ignored them because there's nothing good that can come from that line of communication.
>>I should of never rejected you, I'm a fool
What a nasty prostitute, the fact that she voiced this opinion shows that she has no respect for her husband.
ok john conlee
>>when her and her husband leave she gives me a big hug and whispers in my ear
>>I should of never rejected you, I'm a fool
What a fricking disgusting prostitute
food for thought
>work with 10/10 FAT ASS Latina
>godly proportions
>work hosts an outdoor event
>join rock climbing competition
>wearing loose shorts so the harness makes my bulge huge
>gf starts to giggle and my boss calls me blessed
>Latina coworker sees my gf giggling
>gf is incredibly beautiful Norwegian woman
>openly mires me and follows me around
After that moment she was constantly asking to play ping pong at work or asking me to help her fix her car. Never talked to her before then. 90% of my mires come after women see my beautiful girlfriend. I’m pretty average facially so I think it’s just them perceiving me to be high value because my gf is out of my league. Gonna marry her next year
It's fricked up but that's how it works. You will never have more opportunities with women than when you already have a girlfriend or wife. You can go from invisible to slobbered over sex object just by having tangible proof that an attractive woman wants anything to do with you.
Yeah I’ve come to realize that. My gf is in the top 1% in facial aesthetics so it makes sense. Normally she’d be out of my league but we met when we were both very young and have been together since then. I don’t have a lot of experience beyond her so it’s tempting to be with these women at times, but my gf has turned down literal turbo chads to be with me so I don’t want to hurt her. No point ruining what I have for girls who won’t be interested in me for who I am.
Well it sounds like you have a pretty great thing going on, don't frick it up. I fooled around in my younger years and now I have nothing to show for it.
Very wise anon, I had a gf that was out of my league, let it go to my head and took her for granted. And now I'm here lmao
Yeah I was definitely a little wienery for a while. Now I just realize I’m just blessed to have her. She is one of the few non prostitute women out there with a good heart. She had a year or so when we were younger where she gained a lot of weight and I stuck around and helped her lose it. I’m pretty sure that’s a big reason why she’s so loyal.
Good job anon, you've already made it
KEK
became a regular on IST AFTER I got a gf. She the left me go figure
This happened a while back
>go over to cousins house to watch football game
>he leaves to go downstairs to answer the door
>aunt and female cousin I overhear talking in the kitchen
>from a reflection in the cabinet glass I can see she’s wearing pajamas that are pretty tight on her
>she comes in and grabs the remote for the kitchen tv
>while she bends so see her breasts hang through the shirt and her thicc butt is like really close to my face
>can tell she’s embarrassed by what she did and I’m sitting there thinking did she just do that
>cousin comes back and after hear them both softly laughing
I’m from an arab country so it’s not as weird in that context but still
it's not ok to frick your cousin
>I’m from an arab country so it’s not as weird in that context but still
Lmao camel frickers really flirt with their cousins, the frick is wrong with you?
Based cousin fricker
Last time I saw my cousin she was hugging me all day long and said she wanted to come visit.
Will fricker when I get the chance
>At work and holding some papers
>Start talking to one of my coworkers
>Another coworker walks by and grabs my bicep
Gains must be starting to show!
>Be me
>Do strength and bro lift
>Wife signs me up for CrossFit
>Go to CrossFit for a while
>Start doing isolation movements after classes
>Damn, anon wish I had arms like yours
>Next class, wow anon if I arms like that I'd die happy
>This keeps happening
>It's always the men
Another example of CrossFiter mirin
>CrossFit starts doing strength before WODs
>It's heavy squats day
>5 sets of 3 with the last being score
>Be me
>Legs still sore
>Decide to take it easy
>Hey anon you know it's heavy squats day
>Y..yeah, so?
>What are you going for?
>Uh, just 405lbs... I'm not feeling it today
>Damn, thats so much. Hope you get it.
>Oh..ok thanks.
Idk if they're mirin or if I'm like some kind entertaining zoo animal for them. It's weird.
Don’t know if this is relevant to the thread but I was texting this girl and I was being platonic then all of a sudden she turned it sexual and started flirting and talking about how handsome I was and that she wanted to frick and even sent some pictures. I tried to go along with it but she eventually kinda stopped and we haven’t texted in a few months. Any idea what I might have done wrong? I can post some more pictures of the dms if you want.
Also pls r8 my texting ability and tell me how I can improve
it was a goth chick too? you are unsalvageable
she literally dropped it into your lap and you didn't do anything. when a girl says she would be happy to give you a hj or bj you don't just chortle it off, arrange for a date on the spot, seal the deal dummy
I live in Massachusetts and she lives in Louisiana so it’s not like I could just drive over. What should I have said?
Unironically I would’ve driven over lmao. We are not the same
I was also in the middle of classes. I was thinking of asking to meet in the summer but that was probably too long a wait
Yeah dawg it’s called a weekend trip.
You are simply not horny enough.
Possibly very very low T or, as other anons have suggested, possibly gay. Doesn’t really matter same result
Imagine being desperate enough to drive across the country for pussy. Just frick someone in your vicinity, simp.
ishygddt
Lmao what is this acronym I no feel a reply of great power
shiggy
shiggy diggy doo
son ur gay
at least post the ass pic, jesus this place sometimes...
How am I gay? And I can’t since she sent it with vanish so it disappeared as soon as I looked at it.
This is how it all started btw, did I just wait too long to make a move? She first started talking about having sex mid January and then we sort of stopped mid February, did I just wait too long to try to meet in person? I’m not that experienced with long distance stuff so pls don’t be mean
A third party? Are you implying a ménage à trois?
Breh youre a robot, just tell her uoure free tomorrow to.bang, she wiol either ghost you or bang
Your answers are so fking emotionless and polite
>Goth chick tells she she wants to slob your knob
>Respond, that's very generous and thoughtful of you. I would thank you by going down on you as well
>Hurr durr, how am I gay anons
Talking like that, she either a) thinks you're a closeted homosexual who's not really into women or b) that you are the most bland vanilla frick on the planet. I mean, who responds like that?
I’ve never sexted before please give advice on how to improve so it doesn’t happen again
See
Ah I see the problem. You're from Massachusetts. You're low T yankee. Look son, I'm going to save you the trouble. She a Cajun b***h from Louisiana and a goth to boot. You do not have the dick to slake that semen demons thirst. She needs a man with a jackhammer dick, nuts of steel and a prostate the size of a grapefruit. I guarantee that b***h can take a hat trick and keep on trucking. You just need cut your losses and move on. She would have literally killed you with that pussy.
Just don't do it unless you're already boning her, stir the conversation to try to meet with her instead.
I prefer my conversations shaken, not stirred.
He was in Massachusetts and she was in Louisiana at the time. They clearly go to college together, and this sounds like it was over Christmas break. You can't let the sexual tension go that long. A little dirty talk is fine to maintain that until he can meet her in person.
With these replies, she probably thinks you're a closeted homosexual. Lmao. Thanks anon. This made me bust out laughing at work. Thankfully my office door is closed.
Can you give examples of responses I should have given?
Basic dirty talk and a "when do you wanna hang out?" Dirty talk doesn't have to be complex, just convey lust.
>Oh yeah? Guess that makes me a lucky guy. I bet you have a tasty pussy too. *Winky face*
So simple. I best at it when I'm drunk, and I'm very sober rn. So it could be better.
what you did wrong was not going anywhere with it
how long were you gonna flirt for? a week? 3 months?
dumb Black person
I was scarred of coming across to aggressive and kinda waited hoping she’d ask to visit or something.
This is the problem, women will very rarely make such a bold move. Just her starting to flirt with you first probably felt very bold to her, you have to show some initiative to you know
Went to the doctor for a physical exam:
>"so, anon, everything holding up well?"
>"Yes, I'm chubbier than I'd like to be right now but other than that I'm good"
>doctor breaks out stethoscope, doing checks while I have my shirt off
>"Typically when someone is at risk of diabetes they will have a certain fat composition around their midsection, you just look like a solid guy"
>See in his write up, describes me as "muscular"
Seeing that someone you don't even know describes you as "muscular" feels special, it's like I've finally earned the rank of being a jacked guy (as cringe as that sounds); it's officially become a part of my identity to people who are uninitiated. WAGMI.
Good mires are few and far between, but
>date this woman a few times
>always comments on how strong and solid my back looks
>feels good but end up breaking things off anyway because not my type and using me to support her mental health
better one, but a few years ago now:
>go to a comedy gig with gym buddy and other friend
>be sitting next to this woman with some guy - could be brother, boyfriend, or friend, unclear
>they're fairly raucous during the show, kind of annoying, though she's fairly tidy
>she asks me after the show if she can touch my arm
>squeezes my bicep
>my gym buddy is fuming that it wasn't him
>live off this high for next five years
I teach Social Studies in high school 9th-12th grades and some of the things my female students do in class would definitely get me fired and have my life ruined
Go on….
>bs me
>teacher gay
>having class work on an assignment
>sitting at my desk in front of class responding to emails
>hear student say Mr Anon I have a question
>know who is asking so I look up toward her
>student has legs spread eagle wearing a skit
>showing everything
>other students look up waiting to hear question
>profession flashes before my eyes in a split second
>do everything in my power to not react
>quickly look somewhere else in the classroom
>student had a smug grin on her face
How old?
>standing awkwardly in the club
>girl comes up to me
>"you're really hot"
>"thanks"
>i walk away like a moron
i deserve to be shot
>be me
>at friends birthday party
>persianqtwithbigdoeeyes.jpg
>someone brings out a birthday cake
>no whipping cream
>wtf, wee can’t eat cake without cream what are we Black folk
>hosts don’t have an electric mixer
>rural as frick
>guess we’re using a whisk
>”who volunteers”
>persian qt pipes up
>give it to anon, he’s the only one with the forearms for it
>her friends giggle
>”sure I’ll beat it till it’s hard, if I get some on myself will you lick it off?”
>more giggles
>later in the night she brushes against my arm, “omg anon is so soft come see”
>her friends gather round and rub my biceps
Nothing yet, but I’m angling for a 3way with my gf. Maybe. Idk about Persian pussy, I’m a blonde & pink aficionado hence the gympawg gf, but goddamn those Persian eyes…
I want a tomboy gf so bad bros
I got chin surgery and a few people from home have said I look much better since coming home from college. No one’s realized so far though
wait really? go into more detail im interested in this, whats it like
I had it done over a two week school vacation where I stayed in my apartment, it hurt a lot at first and looked really bad and swollen for a while but I’m happy with how it looks now. I was also lucky with Covid since I could just wear a mask even when it was swollen. Also the cost wasn’t too bad, only 10k which I had made through crypto. Any more info you want?
was it ortognatic surgery or wtf did it do? I need one too but pussied out cause recovery is hell and couldnt be able to survive 2 weeks with jaw wired shut, id die
that was a good answer, she's just a liberal moronic c**t
thanks bro. Came to this conclusion through a combination of reading machiavelli and sun tzu
>Be at beach with niece and nephew
>they’re 4 and 5 so I guess about 30 and 50 lbs?
>I’m at knee deep water tossing them into the water and they swim back to get tossed again
>if I get to rest I can swing them in one arm each pretty easily
>other kids see this and start asking me to toss them too
>their parents don’t come to stop them or me so I oblige
>all the kids say I’m super strong
>2 of the boys ask if they can feel my arm
>ask me how I got so strong
>roasties and late 20s girl on the beach smile at me when I walk back to rest on my blanket out of the sun
>pay them no mind.
>be it me
>about a week ago
>26
>at muh local brewery cause im a closeted hipster
>get a look from a 6.5/10
>been a major dry spell so i indulge
>"hey im anon"
>genericconversation.jpeg
>she's pretty nerdy but fun
>ask's me, "so anon what is your plan in a zombie appocalypse"
> weird question but OK
>tell her, "well id get together a strong band of reavers and pillagers to take on and engulf smaller groups and eventually form a large unit of people
>gives me a look of utter shock
>gets up and walks away
>MFW
why am i so autistic?
Wtf, she asked a moronic question and got a moronic answer, what the hell was that?
Not really a mire but my female friend said I had a deep voice even though, to me, it doesn't sound like it.