mire thread

gather around frens and tell us your most recent mires

>be me in the cinema with bro
>it’s kinda busy, cute chick comes and sits next to me
>we smile at each other and she quickly turns to her friend
>movie starts and put my arm on the arm rest
>few minutes later she does too and our arms are touching for the rest of the movie
>not think much of it and just focus on movie
>movie finished and waiting for my bro coming from the toilet
>chick comes up to me
>”hey anon, how did you like the movie?”
>mfw she is a former classmate turned cute and i didn’t recognize her in the dark
>we talk about the movie and i tell her i didn’t recognize her at first
>”oh i had the same with you anon, look at you now (imitates a bodybuilder pose and puts hand on my chest)”
>bro comes back and we leave after saying goodbye

probably should’ve asked for her number but oh well

  1. 4 months ago

    You're autistic for sure

  2. 4 months ago

    Dude you not asking for her number enrages me so fucking much.

    Anyways, I got mired by some girl sitting at a bench near me in the city today. She kept stealing looks at me and at one point our eyes locked and I smiled and age quickly turned away.
    She looked underage though so I didn't do shit.

    • 4 months ago

      >you not asking enrages me
      you do realize over half this board has even worse autism than OP including myself right

  3. 4 months ago

    >be me
    >relatively fit, wearing nice dress
    >have to use public restroom
    >sit down
    >girl comes, looks at me and then
    >huge 8/10 or so
    >’yeah you look like the type to man spread’
    > me?
    >’you’re buff enough for people’
    >our bodies are shoulder to legs
    >completely caught me off guard
    >other people in the restroom looking at us now
    >hold eye contact for ~5 seconds with him
    >’you can’t intimidate me’
    >she laughs and jabs me with her elbow
    >tells me she had a rough day
    >mumble that it’s fine and stare at the floor again
    >she’s now leaning onto me, tiddies
    >asks me where i go because i look ‘familiar'
    >turns out she has a subscription
    >leave the stall

    • 4 months ago

      how many times are you going to post different variations

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    • 4 months ago

      was just thinking of posting this the other day, thanks anon

  5. 4 months ago

    You were wearing a nice dress??? I stopped reading.

  6. 4 months ago

    finally had my first mire bros
    >meeting with some friends I haven't seen since June
    >show up at the meeting point
    >all of them are notably surprised
    >"damn Anon, you got fit!"

    It may not be much but it sure inspired me to carry on the work. I was having lots of people saying that "I had lost weight" lately and that kind of irritated me, but I guess that's on me for wearing lot of baggy clothing. Went out to buy some slim t-shirts the other day though.

    • 4 months ago

      this is the same as mine.

      >First time seeing friends after 2 years due to covid
      >they said that I have now a fit build

      wagmi bros

  7. 4 months ago

    >me and sume guys smashing random shit with a sledgehammer
    >they're hitting a big rock and not making a dent
    >"hey give anon a try, he has the biggest biceps out of any of us"
    Still didn't make a dent because it was a fucking rock but it felt good to have my dyel gains recognized.

  8. 4 months ago

    i get 0 mires and 0 bitches and i bench 100kg 5x5 at 19 in 7 months its over (74 kg btw)

    • 4 months ago

      I am a 62kg bodyweight benching DYEL (by fit standards) and even I get mired from time to time these days. Either you ugly or you don't touch grass.

      • 4 months ago

        i dont touch grass, i go to gym come back play leauge and coom lel but its over anyways

    • 4 months ago

      post body

    • 4 months ago

      im a balding indian janitor btw

    • 4 months ago

      >Got duped into doing strength work
      If you want to gain muscle train like a bodybuilder, not a powerlifter

      • 4 months ago

        Post body, almost good powerlifters run hypertrophy blocks

  9. 4 months ago

    >be me
    >start working out
    >taking vitamin c, d, and flintstones
    >suddenly have energy
    >lose 10 lbs, doing mostly cardio (80% of workout)
    >wife says I look good
    >gets in the mood
    >we go on a date, have the grandparents watch the kids
    >drink a bit
    >go home
    >went down on her
    >gave her a leg shaking orgasm
    >told her I wanted her to cum in my mouth
    >she says "you got your wish now kiss me so I can taste myself"
    >make out for a bit
    >she says now I wanna taste you
    >did that thing where I cum in her mouth, she spits it out on my dick and sucks some more

    Its nice to see even after 10 years the missus loves me and i turn her on by challenging and motivating myself and losing weight and by having good sex and her saying she is still attracted to me its just encouraging or re-affirming

    Hope this counts as a mire even if its from my own wife.

    • 4 months ago

      >Its nice to see even after 10 years the missus loves me and i turn her on by challenging and motivating myself and losing weight and by having good sex and her saying she is still attracted to me its just encouraging or re-affirming
      >Hope this counts as a mire even if its from my own wife.
      this part honestly almost brought a tear to me eye

    • 4 months ago

      >hope this counts
      counts way more than the gay/chud shit normally posted

    • 4 months ago

      how does she cum in your mouth?

      • 4 months ago

        He likes piss in his mouth

      • 4 months ago

        With her femdick, how else??

      • 4 months ago

        When I play with and lick her clit she gets “wet”. Not like piss or anything, just really wet everywhere, usually I take my finger and rub her nipples with this substance, then lick it off her nipples. I don’t know what it’s called. It’s not what comes out when women squirt, I call it pussy juice

        • 4 months ago

          that's called vaginal mucus anon

          • 4 months ago

            tastes guud whatever it is

    • 4 months ago

      Based and wholesome. Relationships really do take work. It feels nice to still feel desired even after years or decades of marriage. Been married 14 years now. Sounds like you two are going to make it anon.

  10. 4 months ago

    >Have work shirt open
    >Singlet underneath exposing chest
    >Lesbian at work says there's an improvement
    That's about it. When I was slim, even without the muscle or strength I have now, I felt comfortable wearing shirts.
    Even if it was just from the lesbian at work, I'm glad I'm getting closer to where I was before.

  11. 4 months ago

    >talk to girl from tinder
    >eventually hangout
    >say I wanna go for a walk
    >piss her off
    >hug her and tell her everything will be alright
    >she just wants to go home
    >I say okay baby
    >get home
    >blah blah
    >take off my shirt
    >her eyes widen
    >take off pants
    >she says holy fuck you’re huge
    >fuck the shit out of her
    Idk why but it made me feel incredibly manly that whole interaction.

    • 4 months ago

      >say I wanna go for a walk
      >piss her off

  12. 4 months ago

    >at family reunion
    >old boomer uncle sees me for the first time
    >they don't know that their son, my youngest cousin, inspired me to start lifting when he got a home gym in their basement and posted videos of his lifts online
    >"wow, Anon, you've really buffed out! have you been working out?"
    >his wife, my aunt walks up
    >"Anon, so good to see you, how have you been? Wow, you look great, you must really be working out a lot! Our son likes to work out as well!"
    >later overhear my uncle talking to my mother
    >"Anon has really bulked up. I was so surprised to see him, I thought, 'wow, he's so much bigger!'"

    Yeah, they're just boomers and family and all, but it meant a lot especially because their son was the one that inspired me in the first place :')

  13. 4 months ago

    >get on bus to go to midwestern uni
    >older guy genuinely asks me if I’m on the football team

    Made my week, first time a stranger commented that I look big and strong

  14. 4 months ago

    >few minutes later she does too and our arms are touching for the rest of the movie
    Is this a sure sign of a mire because in highschool girls used to always like, put their arm on the desk touching mine and we'd just sort of stay like that. Starting to fear I may have missed opportunities.

  15. 4 months ago
    Chinlet hunter

    >look in mirror
    >flex a cep
    >continue day

    • 4 months ago

      Self Mires are Best Mires

  16. 4 months ago

    >at a pub with the boys
    >Sitting across the room from a table of qts
    >Keep making eye contact with one of them
    >Eventually the qts leave
    >We leave 20 minutes later or so
    >Walking back to our vehicles, its quite dark
    >The qt walks out of the darkness up to us
    >"Hey guys sorry to bother you but I wanted to talk to you.. well specifically you" while looking at me
    >"Can I grab your phone number?"
    >Sure here it is
    >Creampie her all summer
    Wew lads

    • 4 months ago

      women who make the first move like that always end up to be whores

  17. 4 months ago

    women sometimes go feral around me now. at a concert last night and some tipsy middle aged woman put her hands on my chest and slapped my ass right in front of my gf

    • 4 months ago

      when women get handsy around my wife she goes fucking primal and talks shit about the chick the whole night

    • 4 months ago

      lmfaoooo concerts are the worst

  18. 4 months ago

    >be 22yo khv
    >lifting for 2 years, 1/2/3/4 for my 3RM
    >get girls flirting with me but too socially retarded to do anything about it
    >2 asked me out on a date but mentally block during it
    >one day decide to get high end escort
    >solid 8/10, expensive as fuck though
    >her (faked) passion was amazing
    >she made me feel comfortable and at one point instinct took over
    >feel a lot of relief and don’t mentally block anymore
    >confidence sky rocketed, try to stay humble
    >fuck 5 girls in the next 3 months
    >cause a metric fuckton of drama with all of them because still socially inept
    >now maintain a fwb relationship until i meet a girl that’s gf material

    ty based escort girl

  19. 4 months ago

    >Be me at a scout meeting
    >Weather is cold so I put on a large hoodie
    >Just chilling in the grass
    >One of my scout comes
    >"Anon, did you get larger shoulders ?"
    First noob gains
    Also during running game I fucking smoked all the adult playing, they couldn't touch me

  20. 4 months ago

    >On way back from gym about to board bus 'cus poor
    >pass qt at adjacent bus stop, make prolonged eye contact, get on bus
    >she follows me onto the bus and sits next to me in a completely empty bus
    >muster the courage to speak to her for after like 10 minutes
    >finally do and start talking to her, get her snap and say goodbye
    >message her the next day, try and get her to get a drink with me
    >"oh I'm busy anon"
    >"How about the next day?"
    >"I'm bust then as well"
    What gives? Did my autism cause me to miss such a tap-in?

    • 4 months ago

      just tell her that she should text you if she's free, but until then forget about her

      • 4 months ago

        I just assumed that because she made no effort of suggesting when she might be free, that she wasn't interested

    • 4 months ago

      Some women are shit at dating. Don’t text her for a week and then ask her out. If it’s another no just move on.

    • 4 months ago

      You're making her decide what happens between the two of you even though you approached her and got her snap. Every time you ask her to decide, her interest in you declines. Flip the script. Go do fun things, tell her you're doing them with a date and time and say something along the lines of "I'll see you there?" If she makes an excuse, go do it, take pictures of yourself doing that fun thing and then send one or two back "X/Y was a total blast, shame you couldn't make it." Then don't respond again. Next week plan something else and live your life. If she's actually interested, she'll figure shit out in her schedule to spend time with you. If you keep asking her, you're orbiting her and chasing pussy. If you are a fun person who follows through on what he says and she misses out, then its on her to either commit or ghost. If she stops responding/ghosting, then she wasn't the right girl for you and you move on. You have agency anon. You are your own man. Don't simp.

      • 4 months ago

        Don’t help him he uses the bus hence he is poor, the better option would be for him to make copious amounts of money and she would then like him

  21. 4 months ago

    Columbian chick at the restaurant I eat at frequently said she bets I could pick her up with 1 arm while she eye raped me

  22. 4 months ago

    i love zoomer haircuts theyre hilarious

  23. 4 months ago

    >returning an exercise ball to Kohls
    >got a post-workout anavar pump going + tanktop
    >old woman at the counter is helping me
    >two young woman look at me, then look at eachother, then do the soi face at each other as one leaves
    the mires immediately go up when I have a beard and my wife gets butthurt when I shave it, but I don't like having to maintain it

  24. 4 months ago

    no i have never been complimented on my appearance

  25. 4 months ago

    >walking around naked after shower
    >pass full body mirror and stop
    >penis gets harder the more I look
    "Yeah, I'd fuck me"

    • 4 months ago

      Patrick Bateman is also literally me and I'm still a dyel. Liable to spend half the day looking at myself in the mirror by next year.

      • 4 months ago

        Good, use it to keep pushing forward. Now I look at myself for a test boost before working out. It's also changed my thinking to wondering if women are good enough for me.

  26. 4 months ago

    fuck me that's hot. good idea with the nipple thing

  27. 4 months ago

    dad said my arms were big when i went over for family dinner on sunday night 🙂

  28. 4 months ago

    >Ask mate to make pic of my back
    >Perfect light in locker room
    >2 teenagers walk past
    >Joke about the lighting being godlike
    >Some other teens I see around lately also start shirtless posing
    >Tell him to get in the light, "makes it more fun"
    >3 of us in a row
    >PT walks in
    >Amateur bodybuilder
    >Starts giving posing advice to the youngsters
    Fun times. The 'woah' felt good. Still DYEL though, kek.

  29. 4 months ago

    First time posting a mire but here goes.
    >In my seminar for college
    >class is covering safety and security
    >what to do if there is an armed trespasser
    >woman next to me says “Just send Anon after him. He’s pure muscle”
    >Everyone is looking at me now
    >”I’m fine with that.”

    • 4 months ago

      >americans get security briefings in their first seminar admin lectures
      lmao death to america etc

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