Mire thread

Post your best mires

>have this friend i havent talked with properly in years
>he always has been overweight
>sends me a message around february
>tells me he is about to start working out
>tell him alot of information that could help him and if he makes past the first months it will just become a habit and that it will stop being a chore if he ever felt like it (usually where most beginners quit)
>dont talk to him ever since
>messages me out of nowhere to wish me merry christmas and tells me I inspired him to lose 15 kgs and that he hasnt stopped working out since i talked to him
>didnt realise how much my words meant
>actually tear up

No amount of mires from random whores could make me just as happy as my friend made me when he told me this.

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >A girl saw a photo of me flexing(bad lightning, shit pose, not my best pump) from my gym bros phone
    >I didn't know you were like muscular anon
    mfw first mire from a girl

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      did she also see your cock on your gym bros phone

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        yeah

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >am engaged
    >fiancée has two older brothers, both married to very attractive women
    >I’ve done a real physical transformation of my body in the last year, mostly sorted out my diet and never skipped gym, lifting heavy and to failure since Dec ‘21
    >doing bfi tests throughout and gained 17 pounds of lean body mass (no roids)
    >two wives consistently compliment me everytime we have family gatherings throughout the year, ranging from how much bigger I’ve gotten to flat out touching my arms, shoulders and chest whenever I come over
    >one of the husbands is a dyel who hates working out, the other is just fat
    >the compliments are great since I deep down do have a thing for one of the wives
    >we go to house of one of the husbands’ who is hosting this christmas
    >I’m wearing a red sweater which makes me look massive
    >after dinner we’re just shooting the shit while we tell Alexa to switch around songs
    >anonette says “omg anon you look just like Gaston!”
    >she pulls out pic related on her phone and shows around the table
    >anonette2 plays Gaston’s song from the Disney movie
    >song plays and finishes, fair bit of laughter throughout, ngl it felt good
    >end of night, we’re all saying goodbye and they give me deep hugs, never miss a chance to cop a running feel on my arms and back

    I know they’re very friendly and welcoming to me, but I can’t help but think impure thoughts everytime I see them and they fawn on me

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Stats?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        If you mean 1RM lifts:
        OHP - 65 > 115
        Bench - 85 > 215
        Squat - 115 > 235
        Deadlift - 155 > 305

        lean body mass went from 147 > 164.5ish

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          kg?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            1RM lifts:
            OHP - 30 > 52 kg
            Bench - 38 > 97 kg
            Squat - 52 > 106 kg
            Deadlift - 70 > 138 kg

            Lean body mass went from 66.6 to 74.6 kg

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >74kg
              >those lifts
              >

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >what is reading comprehension
                > 74 kg lbm

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                those lifts are super mediocre for someone weighing around 80-90 kg

                where are these easily impressed women and how do i find them?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                tbf I did say their husbands are dyel/fat. These lifts are after a year of autism, I’ll keep lifting and one day obtain your approval anon

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                What program did you use to lift?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              30 to 52 ohp....
              i have a dream, to get as big as you...
              heavily stalling on 35
              whats your program, got demoralized grinding ohp and stopped training, 1rm back then was
              >ohp 35
              >bp 65
              >squat 90
              >dl 120
              88kilos

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                nta anon but I just hit 63kg on ohp, feels awesome doing it, I stalled around where you are, my gym has free weights that go up incrementally and I just did db ohp for like a month then went back to bb and progressed like crazy

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                If I’m stalling/plateauing on main lifts I usually just aim for more volume but same weight for each workout on complimentary muscle movements. Bench for example took 4 months for me to go from 85 > 90 kg, but all I did was squeak out more volume at the same weight, like instead of 60 kg x 10 I would do 60 kg x 11. Just slowly building volume which would eventually convert to higher lifts. In short, just keep going and know you’ll always have off days/weeks but if you don’t stop, you’ll keep improving

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You weigh 88kg and have a 30kg Ohp?? Bro, are you actually 6'7"?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                6'4 max

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >looking massive in a red sweater
          >160lbs

          Are you 5’6

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >reading comprehension
            I’m 74.6kg lean body mass. 91kg total, 5’11 or 180 cm

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >gives his weight in lbm
              >gets triggered anons don't read fillertext and just look at numbers
              lmao.
              >5'11
              LMAO.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You’re just mad because you can’t read

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Manlet mad

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You're confused, Tinder shows you the number of people that swiped right on you. This goes up without you swiping on anyone, it's just chicks that see you in their stack and swipe right

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >77kg
              >lift close to 1/2/3/4
              >primarily train for strength but also aesthetics
              Am I actually entering the autism territory?

              https://i.imgur.com/Pyz44K9.jpg

              Post your best mires

              >have this friend i havent talked with properly in years
              >he always has been overweight
              >sends me a message around february
              >tells me he is about to start working out
              >tell him alot of information that could help him and if he makes past the first months it will just become a habit and that it will stop being a chore if he ever felt like it (usually where most beginners quit)
              >dont talk to him ever since
              >messages me out of nowhere to wish me merry christmas and tells me I inspired him to lose 15 kgs and that he hasnt stopped working out since i talked to him
              >didnt realise how much my words meant
              >actually tear up

              No amount of mires from random whores could make me just as happy as my friend made me when he told me this.

              A girl took a photo or video of me today.
              I guess it counts, but I'm not too happy about it.
              She got embarrassed because I noticed, and left soon after.
              I think we glanced at each other at some point before, but she turned her back in my direction after.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          65 is my max OHP too. Perhaps I will look like Gaston soon just like you based Gastanon!!!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I look like shit and lift more than you ... my genetics are subhuman tier ig
          200lb bench 5x5
          240lb squat 3x5
          360lb deadlife 1x5
          5'10 and 180lbs

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            deep down I know you just want a mire anon, and I will be a better man and give you the mire
            >mfw mirin

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Mires from women isn't what I want, I got them really quick. I wanted mires from men... no homo. Thank you anon

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Nice numbers bro damn

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Why am I cursed like this.
          In lbs my lifts are
          OHP: 145
          Bench: 190
          Back squat: 250
          Front squat: 225
          Dead: 335

          Why is my overhead press so high and my bench so low 🙁
          I’m 6’0” at 182lbs right now

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I made friends with a super fit guy yesterday. He and his wife are climbers, as are my parents, so we all got together for a day over the holidays and shot the breeze and played a board game. The wife is really cute and petite and I would definitely seduce her if she wasn't recently married with this fellow, but he's super nice and could crush me with one hand.
      But we got talking about flow states when I mentioned I lifted and did yoga, and he told me about some experiences when he felt one with everything while climbing. Then we moved on to talking about philosophy in general and over time I realised that he actually respected me even though he was taller and stronger, because I was holding my own in the conversation

      Honestly I felt like we were under the Stoa

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I’m the only conservative between my fiancée and her brothers/in-laws but I can hold my own in discussion when it comes up (not often). We’re all very friendly and respectful generally, so it’s not an issue. but none of them are particularly active, I’m the only hard gym-goer within the group. I am slightly worried about the anonettes’ compliments and touching because I’d definitely reciprocate if one or both of them tried seducing me

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >I am slightly worried about the anonettes’ compliments and touching because I’d definitely reciprocate if one or both of them tried seducing me
          This situation is a huge negative bro. I know it feels good short-term but your fiancee WILL pick up on it, for all their retardation it's the one thing women are good at. It's completely fine for her to know they're attracted to you (necessary actually for her to fully respect you) but it's a fucking tightrope where it'll blow up her side of the family if the flirtation gets excessive.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            My fiancée is always around when they make compliments and she hasn’t indicated that it bothers her, I think she takes it with pride. But you’re right, I don’t see how we could go further without their husband(s) finding out. But the mires feel great

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              It's all good as long as she thinks you don't want to act on it. As in "they want my man but I'm so much better than those hoes it hasn't even crossed his mind to take it further." Different story if she even thinks you're fantasizing about it, let alone actually acting on it should the opportunity arise.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I do fantasize, but for only a night or two after I see them/they flirt (only once every few months anyway). I just needed to put it out in text and get someone else’s thoughts, thank you anon

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It’s normal to like being liked anon but don’t throw a relationship away just for some extra attention

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It’s normal to like being liked anon but don’t throw a relationship away just for some extra attention

                you'd be surprised at how many men and women fuck around with their in-laws after marriage. those women probably aren't sexually satisfied with their husbands and flirt with you because they know you're already in the family anyway and thus feel like it's 'less risk'. their flirting likely won't stop and they secretly want your seed

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        very cool m8
        I have similar experiences when i talk to my buddies who specialize in different sports, good eye openers

        could you explain what you mean by under the stoa?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You sound like a gay

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        because I didn’t just fuck them right there?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You sound like you cry a lot

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Literally the worst type of lifter
      Fuck off the impure thoughts and lift for strength and for your wife you massive gay.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        nta and I almost agree entirely but thoughts are going to pervade the minds of men no matter what retard. do you have feelings of murdering annoying people if you're already having a bad day? yes, but do you do it? no because most people aren't fucking schizos. the first step to improvement is acknowledging your flaws, get off your self-righteous pedestal you colossal gay

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >>I’ve done a real physical transformation of my body in the last year, mostly sorted out my diet and never skipped gym, lifting heavy and to failure since Dec ‘21
      bfi tests throughout and gained 17 pounds of lean body mass (no roids)

      Everyone laugh at this gay who thinks he gained 17lbs of muscle in a year

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Just check out his lifts

        If you mean 1RM lifts:
        OHP - 65 > 115
        Bench - 85 > 215
        Squat - 115 > 235
        Deadlift - 155 > 305

        lean body mass went from 147 > 164.5ish

        >115lbs OHP
        >only 215 bench
        >164.5lbs BW

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I gained 21kg of muscle mass my first year all natty. The trick is to be a skinnyfat loser with actually 0 muscles when you begin.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I genuinely think you’re retarded

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Stay loyal, they most likely will hit on you especially with husbands their not really attracted to.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        harmless flirting is a thing you know

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      breed them and make the cucks raise the kids.
      As it should be.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      bro dont cuck them
      instead guide them to the right path :DDD

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I am 70kg, 168cm, and can squat 170kg.
    I only receive mires from fat chicks. Is this because I am short or ugly? Or is it more likely that my personality repulses attractive women?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's both anon. You post on IST, how great do you think your personality could be?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Fuck, fair point

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i've been a sexy beast recently, get mired by girls all the time in the gym and outside

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I was told to go back in the basement and not to come out until Spring during the Christmas party. I'll get those mires one day bros.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Stay strong senpai
      We are all going to make it, ESPECIALLY you

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's just because they were insinuating you are starting like a bear which are really strong and powerful animals, and your coworker was giving you advice to hibernate (eat from your own fat reserves) throughout the winter so you can come out in trim and tip top shape for the spring. But really it was compliment. Do you have a good hand swipe? You could probably dislocate someone's jaw with a well-placed slap. Just tell him that next time. I think they wanted to trade bear facts with you.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        10/10 post

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Dont tolerate this kind of disrespect. Fight them and put them in the basement.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They’re just encouraging your hibernation bulk anon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >actually allowing people to talk to you like this
      Nobody on this board is ever going to make it

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No recent mires to report. I know Christ is watching me lift and miring though.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    LTG is based, newfag

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Based on being a total bitch like you e-celeb worshipper.

    • 1 month ago
      I hate women

      As the Based God appointed Attorney General I can confirm this statement is supported by evidence and officially recognized by the Magistrate.

    • 1 month ago
      I hate women

      https://i.imgur.com/Wb7Ilbn.jpg

      As the Based God appointed Attorney General I can confirm this statement is supported by evidence and officially recognized by the Magistrate.

      This one is my favorite but I can't find the original video.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >married female cousin at Christmas dinner
    >damn anon have you been lifting weights? You look thick as hell
    >y..you too

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >thick, juicy, tight

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.

      Sotty anon it was just an copypasta. She didn't mire you

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >make tinder profile to try to snag an easy new years eve chick
    >my bio only reads "I drink I smoke I think you're a joke"
    >put a bunch of shirtless mirror pics and me in tank tops as my pics
    >57 matches in under an hour
    >might be bots and shit but that's way more than when I last made an account
    >haven't even swiped on anyone, still waiting the 48 hours
    >wish me luck bros

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >was supposed to fly out of oakland yesterday
      >stopped in Berkeley for lunch at a busy market, parents and an older friend of mine from the area are with me
      >Insane politics aside, Berkeley is full of hot college girls for those unaware
      >I'm DYEL skinny by IST standards but still tall and fit enough to mog all the soiboi beta gay numales there
      >plus I just have a handsome face I guess with good hair
      >get hella mires
      >set my drink down on a random table while I wait for my order
      >notice very cute blonde with what could have been her dad was leaning up against said table looking the other way
      >she turns around and sees me and we both pretend like we're looking around before we lock eye contact for a solid few seconds
      >stare into each other's souls and imagine a lifetime together
      >now she starts fidgeting with her hair and stepping around, clearly aroused
      >"welp that's enough contact with the opposite sex for this year" I think to myself
      flight ended up being canceled because southwest completely collapsed this week so now I'm back at home instead of snorting coke off a hooker's ass in vegas.

      good luck anon. I'll get a few matches after I use a boost (after I filter out the fat chicks) but nobody ever wants to hold a conversation with me. Drives me nuts because I get a lot of attention IRL but can't hold it down on dating apps. Thing is I rarely go out in public like that anymore because I'm a few years out of university and moved away from everyone I knew when I was in school years ago. And I hate being in big cities.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >57 matches
      >I havent even swiped on anyone
      Nice LARP

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        nice way of telling everyone you ugly

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          are you dumb?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            are you

            You're confused, Tinder shows you the number of people that swiped right on you. This goes up without you swiping on anyone, it's just chicks that see you in their stack and swipe right

            read that

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              that's not matching, quite different, dipshit

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It's obvious he meant likes, this is a mire thread, way to go technically correct, I'd give you gold if I could

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      good luck, it usually always goes like that the first week then you’ll drop off fast, probably designed that way to get you hooked and buy premium.
      just remember: do not be sexually explicit right off the bat. start with “wow you’re so cute” or something, then chat a bit, then flirt again, if she flirts back again then ask for her number

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >used to be skinny dyel a few years ago
    >have now grown out hair, not shaved in a few days, been lifting for a couple years
    >be visiting home for christmas from uni
    >pop back old high school to say hi to some teachers I was friendly with
    >mfw half of them don't recognize me at first
    >"Have you gained weight anon? It looks good on you"
    >"Wow, you really grew into your frame, you're a real man now!"
    feelsgoodman

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >pop back old high school to say hi to some teachers I was friendly with

      only creeps do this2

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        teacher here
        Nope, some people actually come back, coffee, some smalltalk, not creepy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Goes back to old high school
      What a gay please have a nice day.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >high in protein and omega-3's
    >on a sandwich? perfect
    >in a salad? perfect
    >on rice? perfect
    >little/no Hispanices? no problem
    >undercooked? that's fine since it's good raw
    >overcooked? the fat keeps it from being too dry
    >worried about parasites? farmed salmon has extremely low chances of containing pesticides + you can flash freeze at home
    why haven't you taken the fishpill, anon?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Farmed salmon is some of the worst goyslop you can consume. Eat wild caught or none.
      >Captcha: 4PTG0D

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't possible to get everywhere + prices may go for more.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >$14 for 3 fillets
      Occasional meal for me

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >have this friend I havent talked with properly in years
    >he always has been overweight
    >sends me a message around february
    >tells me he is about to start working out
    >tell him alot of information that could help him and if he makes past the first months it will just become a habit and that it will stop being a chore if he ever felt like it (usually where most beginners quit)
    >dont talk to him ever since
    >messages me out of nowhere to wish me merry christmas and tells me about his "weight loss progress" despite looking exactly the same
    >didnt realise how lazy he actually was
    >actually start seething with rage about wasting my time giving him precious advice

    • 1 month ago
      I hate women

      start seething with rage about wasting my time giving him precious advice
      This is why I no longer give in depth advice; I give them the most fundamental basics (Fasting, Consistency, and Weight Checks) and if they stick with it I'll give them the real shit.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Nod to any girl and they smile back
    >2 gymthots kept following me today
    >1 literally staring at me constantly
    >Didn't even say anything, they looked like the 'pretty-but-not-worth-the-effort' type plus I'm somewhat certain it was my gymbro's ex
    >Gymcrush coming back hopefully this week or next
    >Also crushing on someone else but that's onesided pretty sure, but it made me giddy like a high school kid for a while.
    Going to hit lmao4pl8 next weak easily, ohp is already above lmao1pl8, bench is stalling right before lmao2pl8 and squat is decent. I'm doing alright, just stressed.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Good job man, keep it up

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I got mired by my bros at a christmas party I went to because my friends saw me as slightly-not-skelly for the first time in my entire life, and I experienced such an intense euphoria that I want nothing more than to keep lifting and get bigger and mog as many people as possible.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Smaller sized community center gym
    >Not the best selection of equipment buts its cheap and I get to support my community
    >Squatting 245x10
    >Huffing and puffing real hard on my last set
    >Nice old lady stops what's she's doing and starts gushing about how amazing my lift was and how I should be very proud

    WAGMI Brahs

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      > Squatting 245x10
      Post legs?

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Invited to New Years Eve party by girl im dating
    >As the night wears on we start playing some silly app based truth or dare, I think it was called piccolo
    >Get identified as tallest person in the room
    >Have to take off two pieces of clothing so pop off my button down and my under shirt
    >Been lifting for a year at this point
    >First one to comment is one of my girls friends
    >"Wow, With a body like that anon will give you olympic athlete babies, you better lock him down"

    The relationship didn't work out long term but I'm still riding that high almost a year later

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder how it feels to be mired

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I think you're pretty strong anon

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        my first mire omg

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you're is strong

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >prom night
    >friend posts a picture of us flexing in front of the bathroom mirror for luls on his private insta story
    >afterparty
    >at a club
    >im sitting
    >girl comes up to me
    >obviously drunk, both of us
    >starts feeling my bicep for a good minute and dancing

    she wanted to smash, didn't she?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What ever gave you that impression, idiot

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        then why did she start feeling my bicep, covidiot

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I'm saying she did want to smash, you absolute fucking braindead waste of a human soul

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            i-im sorry anon

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Its ok fren

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Doing dips earlier today. Bodyweight warm up x8.

    Grab a 45 and do a set of 6. Kid sitting next to me doing DB press is looking at me after with a look on his face so I take my headphones off and he says “holy shit dude”.

    Felt nice so I said thanks. Went and grabbed another 45 to do +90lb dips. The kid just shook his head.

    Only get mires from dudes about the weight of my lifts. No grills. One day anons. One day.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I want everyone to know I am working towards the mire of a life time. I’ve been going to Asian massage parlors for the last year. At this point im a regular at one and the mama san always gives me hugs pats my butt gives me extras and shit. I’ve stopped going, and im cutting now. When my cut ends im gonna go back and book a multi masseuse session with all the girls working and just bask in their mires. Basically the give the funniest compliments in their FOB asian voices.
    >OH RUA BIKBOI

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Based massage parlour enthusiast, I think I need to start going to one of them too.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've noticed a few girls over the past year checking me out in the gym, especially in the past 6 or so months, but I never give them any attention back. I'm here for Jesus (and my future wife), not for gym hoes

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What if one of those gym hoes could be you future wife? Why are you ignoring her?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >inb4 he says something about being too good for anyone

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        [...]
        some people think that the "future wife" in question will descend down from the heavens one day.
        Will probably see this anon on /adv/ in the coming years.

        Huh... you're right anons! I will give them all the attention in this world! I will give them all the attention they very obviously crave for! I will replace the attention they needed from their parents while growing up, but never had! I will obey these traditional whores! I will be a good boy!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah you can dichotomize things like a fucking idiot if you want, too.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What if one of those gym hoes could be you future wife? Why are you ignoring her?

      >inb4 he says something about being too good for anyone

      some people think that the "future wife" in question will descend down from the heavens one day.
      Will probably see this anon on /adv/ in the coming years.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Same, Jesus is king.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >With hookup
    >Omg you're so big
    Definite mire
    >Showering after
    >You look so American
    . . . Bulk is going well I guess.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm imagining she was also an American lmao

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        From Hong Kong.
        I'm still scratching my head as to what that means. I'm hoping like "all American beefcake"

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This blonde who is always at the gym went out of her way to come about 5 feet away from me to do arm curls. The gym has two sides to it and the other side which she was on originally had the same type of weights and she was the only over there. It was a very odd situation. I don’t know if it’s a mire but I thought about it all morning. Not in a “oh yeah she wants me way” but a “man this bitch may be crazy way”. I will be keeping my distance. She’s flat as a board too.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Old college buddy treated me to a massage place, we both got a basic hour long massage and the masseuse kept insisting to get a longer one because just doing my back would eat up most of the session.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Been lifting for 3 months so have decent noob gains.
    >am home for Christmas
    >father tells me I’ve gained weight and look way more muscular
    >go to gym at night with my brother
    >some of his friends are there
    >haven’t seen me for months
    >tell me I look way better
    >go to Christmas dinner
    >cousins want to touch my arms and want me to flex
    >leans on me etc
    >grandma tells me I look way better
    I feel good bros

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      wagmi

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >gym
    >be me
    >19
    >be her
    >probably between 25 and 30
    >checking me out constantly when we're both there
    >feel creeped out in hindsight

    I don't think she knows I'm 19. She definitely isn't my age. I mean, she looks good, but the age difference just creeps me out

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >be me, ugly tall ogre
    >at gym
    >Doing some bodybuilding shit with dumbbells
    >Want to place them back on correct spot
    >Some girl is on another side of db rack
    >She placed smaller dumbbell on my spot for a while
    >I want to fix it and reach out for the smaller dumbbell
    >She gets up from bench quickly behind me and reaches out for it too
    >I accidentally grab her hand
    >She giggles and smiles
    >See her up close, shes legit cutest girl i have ever seen
    >Later see her glancing at me, dancing around the gym place
    >Chat with her briefly as we were leaving both at same time, she told me she qas just visiting for holiday

    Idk if counts as a mire but i didnt have chance anyway

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >i didnt have chance anyway

      you probably did; you still do if shes still there:

      >Later see her glancing at me, dancing around the gym place

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Based ogre maxer.
      You just need more confidence bro.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >at a bar owned by a friend for someone’s birthday
    >this girl who i have never seen started glancing at me and gets a drink near me
    >”oh hey you must be anon, i heard stories about you and you fit the description”
    >proceed to talk with her for a few minutes
    >can tell she is into me, i end the conversation and go to my friends
    >keeps making excuses to talk and touch me
    >becoming increasingly irritated while she becomes more drunk
    >friend comes to me and tells me that girl is into me
    >”yeah, i know”
    >word gets to her and she avoids me rest of the night
    >same night a friend goes home feeling unwell and his gf stays
    >becomes inseparable from me but spills spaghetti when i talk to her and make eye contact
    >keeps wanting to hold onto my arm and traces my veins with her finger

    I’m not even good looking. I don’t want sex or a girlfriend and I get a little pissed off at girls who mire me. It’s a confidence boost, sure. I find them attractive but any sort of intimacy just doesn’t appeal to me. Still a virgin, I don’t think I’m gay either. Not sure what’s wrong with me.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You’re probably just asexual anon

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I am not willing to accept that

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I am not willing to accept that

        Maybe somewhat schizoid?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Interesting, could be. I read up on the first page that Google recommended regarding schizoid personality disorder and I checked all the symptoms. Going to that bar was already a thing and I would have rather stayed at home. In any case I should look into it a little bit more, I have avoided diagnosing myself because it’s not helpful.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It's useful to look into it, at least to know what methods are effective for handling whatever you experience if it causes you any distress. Otherwise, it's just good to have an idea

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn't exist.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          not so sure about that one anon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I have the same thing. I think it happens when you are isolated for too long. Fear of intimacy sort of deal. Wouldn't really say that I'm afraid of it, but I would still say that's the root cause, even if it doesn't outwardly manifest itself as fear - but rather as lethargy.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Only mire I've noticed in the past year was from a 12 year old girl staring at my abs in the pool

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >at gym
    >Doing some lmao 6plate deadlifts
    >Some 16yo nerd girl in glasses stares at me with huge eyes
    >She keeps smiling to me or saying hi sometimes

    Shes cute but i would probably go to jail

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      16 is legal in most of the world and over half of the states in the US

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    happened two weekends ago
    >long time friend of mine gets screwed over by her dad
    >she was going to go back to her home country (India) for the holidays but he backed out on paying for the flight to LAX from where we are
    >she had the rest of the trip payed for herself, just needed to get to LAX
    >their relationship is tenuous at best
    >she calls me about a week before she needs to leave and asks for advice
    >she's thinking about just cancelling the trip
    >I have nothing to do that weekend so I just I'll drive her, it's an 8 hour drive, we can get to LA on Friday night party, wake up, do some tourist bullshit then get her to her flight on Saturday evening
    >she's ecstatic and thanks me
    >I find a cheap hotel in downtown LA, everything is set
    >now I've never been sexually attracted to this women and never will be but she likes me a lot
    >we talk in the car, she tells me that I've gotten way bigger since we last saw each other, also tells me that all of her friends think I'm amazing now because of what I'm doing to help her
    >I honestly just did this so I can help someone see their family, and on the way back I wanted to finally see Primm and Goodsprings from New Vegas because I'm a fucking nerd
    >we get to the hotel and I'm about to change, she asks to take a pic first while I'm still in my tank top (weird but ok)
    >she takes picrel
    >I see and for the first time in awhile I see what I look like to other people, my dysmorphia had gotten to a point where I stopped seeing how I actually look, I still think I'm not that fit, but I could at least see what others saw for a change
    >we go out to the bars and with the new confidence I'm chatting up every LA slut I can (having a chick wingman is the best bros)
    >she starts talking to this group of girls
    >one of the them is really cute
    >she tells them about what I did for her and why we are there and all the girls get real friendly with me

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >the cute one asks me how long I'm in town for after I drop my friend off
      >tell her "for you I could stay another night"
      >she gives me her number and says "lucky for you I don't have any plans tomorrow night, text me when you drop her off"
      >ok
      >we hop around some bars, go to sleep, then go to the Santa Monica pier and Venice beach since she's never been
      >eventually get to LAX and drop her off
      >she hugs me real hard and thanks me for everything
      >I tell her to not mention it and to enjoy her family
      >get the fuck away from LAX as fast as possible, seriously fuck that place
      >text girly from night before
      >she texts back in like 5 minutes
      >"I didn't actually think you'd text me"
      >reply with "still free tonight?"
      >she agrees and we meet at this nice spot in Hermosa
      >talk about a bunch of stuff get a little tipsy
      >she eventually asks where I'm staying tonight
      >I say "well there's this hostel I know of, and also this 24 hour spa that I like to visit when I'm down here, both are all really cheap options"
      >she says "nonsense, stay with me, I'll find some way you can repay me"
      >get back to her place, take turns playing to songs and dance along to a few of them
      >eventually fuck and then go to sleep
      >I wake up, start getting dressed, she wakes up too
      >first thing she says "last night was fun, do you think we'll ever see each other again?"
      >I say "do you want the truth or would you prefer a lie"
      >she asks for the truth "I tell her probably not, but I'll remember this forever"
      >she smiles, gets up and kisses me then motions her hands to tell me to shoo, as she goes back to the bed
      >I leave with a smile on my face
      >long drive back alone and I can't stop thinking of the moments I made for myself over the past 48 hours
      >think optimistically for the first time in months, I'm doing ok aren't I
      >life can be strange and unpredictable but that's half the fun isn't it?
      Good luck out there anons and happy new year, oh and you know I got them pics in front of Goodsprings baby

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        cool story, you might not want to post your actual images on IST though

        also, interesting to learn that
        (from wikipedia)
        [The "X" in LAX]
        Before the 1930s, US airports used a two-letter abbreviation and at that time, "LA" served as the designation for Los Angeles Airport. With the rapid growth in the aviation industry, in 1947, the identifiers expanded to three letters and "LA" received an extra letter to become "LAX." The letter "X" does not otherwise have any specific meaning in this identifier.[23] "LAX" is also used for the Port of Los Angeles in San Pedro and by Amtrak for Union Station in downtown Los Angeles.

        would have thought the "x" stood for eXchange

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          eh who cares, I'm not remarkable enough for anyone to actually track me down

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        good man and good mire

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        are you just freakishly tall or is that store weirdly small

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          What's more likely anon, he's on a grade above the store and well infront of it, or he's 10 feet tall?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I’m 5’6”

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        NCR gay

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        based and romantic-pilled. truly a lost art nowadays

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        she'll remember you too anon, good job

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        giwtwm

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/fNUhqYj.jpg

      >the cute one asks me how long I'm in town for after I drop my friend off
      >tell her "for you I could stay another night"
      >she gives me her number and says "lucky for you I don't have any plans tomorrow night, text me when you drop her off"
      >ok
      >we hop around some bars, go to sleep, then go to the Santa Monica pier and Venice beach since she's never been
      >eventually get to LAX and drop her off
      >she hugs me real hard and thanks me for everything
      >I tell her to not mention it and to enjoy her family
      >get the fuck away from LAX as fast as possible, seriously fuck that place
      >text girly from night before
      >she texts back in like 5 minutes
      >"I didn't actually think you'd text me"
      >reply with "still free tonight?"
      >she agrees and we meet at this nice spot in Hermosa
      >talk about a bunch of stuff get a little tipsy
      >she eventually asks where I'm staying tonight
      >I say "well there's this hostel I know of, and also this 24 hour spa that I like to visit when I'm down here, both are all really cheap options"
      >she says "nonsense, stay with me, I'll find some way you can repay me"
      >get back to her place, take turns playing to songs and dance along to a few of them
      >eventually fuck and then go to sleep
      >I wake up, start getting dressed, she wakes up too
      >first thing she says "last night was fun, do you think we'll ever see each other again?"
      >I say "do you want the truth or would you prefer a lie"
      >she asks for the truth "I tell her probably not, but I'll remember this forever"
      >she smiles, gets up and kisses me then motions her hands to tell me to shoo, as she goes back to the bed
      >I leave with a smile on my face
      >long drive back alone and I can't stop thinking of the moments I made for myself over the past 48 hours
      >think optimistically for the first time in months, I'm doing ok aren't I
      >life can be strange and unpredictable but that's half the fun isn't it?
      Good luck out there anons and happy new year, oh and you know I got them pics in front of Goodsprings baby

      Good post from a good man, you're making it anon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry about your hair amigo

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        his hair looks fine especially in the 2nd pic what are you talking about

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >his hair looks fine especially in the 2nd pic what are you talking about
          >65kb image
          Ok retard

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/fNUhqYj.jpg

      >the cute one asks me how long I'm in town for after I drop my friend off
      >tell her "for you I could stay another night"
      >she gives me her number and says "lucky for you I don't have any plans tomorrow night, text me when you drop her off"
      >ok
      >we hop around some bars, go to sleep, then go to the Santa Monica pier and Venice beach since she's never been
      >eventually get to LAX and drop her off
      >she hugs me real hard and thanks me for everything
      >I tell her to not mention it and to enjoy her family
      >get the fuck away from LAX as fast as possible, seriously fuck that place
      >text girly from night before
      >she texts back in like 5 minutes
      >"I didn't actually think you'd text me"
      >reply with "still free tonight?"
      >she agrees and we meet at this nice spot in Hermosa
      >talk about a bunch of stuff get a little tipsy
      >she eventually asks where I'm staying tonight
      >I say "well there's this hostel I know of, and also this 24 hour spa that I like to visit when I'm down here, both are all really cheap options"
      >she says "nonsense, stay with me, I'll find some way you can repay me"
      >get back to her place, take turns playing to songs and dance along to a few of them
      >eventually fuck and then go to sleep
      >I wake up, start getting dressed, she wakes up too
      >first thing she says "last night was fun, do you think we'll ever see each other again?"
      >I say "do you want the truth or would you prefer a lie"
      >she asks for the truth "I tell her probably not, but I'll remember this forever"
      >she smiles, gets up and kisses me then motions her hands to tell me to shoo, as she goes back to the bed
      >I leave with a smile on my face
      >long drive back alone and I can't stop thinking of the moments I made for myself over the past 48 hours
      >think optimistically for the first time in months, I'm doing ok aren't I
      >life can be strange and unpredictable but that's half the fun isn't it?
      Good luck out there anons and happy new year, oh and you know I got them pics in front of Goodsprings baby

      Bittersweet story anon, good on you for making good memories

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >having Christmas dinner with family
    >sitting next to aunt
    >one of the kids loses a ring and we look for it
    >grandma warns people not to step on it and my aunt says "well if someone does step on it it should be Anon since hes so light now"
    >she keeps referencing how skinny I am now
    >later when we're opening gifts her son gets a basketball hoop thing
    >aunt invites me over to help build it and play with it together

    Is she coming on to me bros?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Is she coming on to me bros?
      no

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No
      Porn has rotted your brain
      get well soon

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i agree

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just had an old Asian woman eye me down and told her friend to look at me. Probably because I have long hair and it’s currently up in a man bun.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >at the climbing gym
    >guy much bigger than me asks how long I've been climbing
    >I tell him about a few months
    >tells me he isn't surprised since I look more like a bodybuilder because of my big shoulders
    Felt kinda gay but was also pretty fuckin nice

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Was he rubbing your asshole while telling you? How was it gay?

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is it a mire if I have a rotation of fwb?
    I could text one of four chicks at any moment to get my dick sucked

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      how

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        with my phone

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        what do you mean how

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          how do you get multiple fwb let alone one. don’t they want you to commit?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            nta but I have 2 girls I rotate rn, plenty of women want a friend that comes with some passion but don't have the time for a committed relationship, in my opinion it is always unsustainable but fun while it lasts, also if you're fucking other chicks then she is fucking other dudes, that's a fact.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              My issue is that they get attached within a month or so and then it’s “choose me or we are done”. Like I’m clear that it’s casual from the start but they go into it thinking it can turn into something serious. I could string them along to keep it going for longer but I don’t think that’s nice to do.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                part of what I meant when I said it's unsustainable, either you or them will want to be exclusive at some point, or jealous, just be honest and let them go, not your fault they changed their minds.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            apps, and make it clear I just want something casual but more than a ONS. If they catch feelings that’s on them. I’ve had a couple chicks be completely fine with just fucking me while I mess around. I just am upfront with “I’m still seeing other people.” Even had one girl catch feels, decide to break it off, then come back a few months later and revive the fwb

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >at a party
    >talking to some gay guy and he starts hitting on me
    >eventually slip into the conversation that i am straight and he catches the hint
    >”you know, guys would be fighting for you on grindr”
    >go home still drunk
    >download grindr and add shirtless pic
    >literally flooded with messages
    >bunch of disgusting fat older guys but also a few femboys and a few trans
    >pic related

    bros… why can’t women be like this..

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They are, for chad
      Not for betas like you

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Shut the fuck up with "le onley for Cjad Xd" shit. Gay men have ridiculous amounts of sex because:
        1) men are horny as fuck. Think of how much you want to fuck women, then imagine both side being like that
        2) no pregnancy risk. Self-explanatory
        3) the only biological limiter on frequency is the refractory period. No periods, no pregnancy
        A regular gay man likely has more sex than even a very promiscuous woman

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Conversely, the stacies that everyone wants to have sex with, don't. Even if they're in a relationship, they'll have less sex than an average couple. Only mid girls are complete whores

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            stupidest shit i've read all day. have sex,

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Post body

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              it's true, mid girls need the validation

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Guess what, hot people have lots of sex, with other hot people. I suppose you can’t relate.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Post body

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Sodomy isn't sex, gay.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Says who?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Gay men have ridiculous amounts of sex because:

          They're degenerates who center their identity around where they stick their fucking dick.

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    a relative i haven't seen in a while started a discussion about training by saying something along the lines of "i see that you still train!". an old classmate said "you probably have a high metabolism, considering how big you are"

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >shopping at walmart
    >can't find item I'm looking for
    >ask female employee where I can find it
    >she doesn't look disgusted and walks me to the item
    WAGMI bros

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >only family mires for now, parents like to compliment me on lost weight and bigger muscles
    i will make it one day anons, but honestly this is good enough for me as it is

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My sister said if i keep lifting i'm gonna look like bull Mentula kek

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What advice did you give him?

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >a relative says I grew taller
    Wagmi, bros.

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >doing seated cable rows
    >warming up with 85kg (close grip)
    >fella comes up asks how many sets i have left
    >tell him i'm warming up, come back in a few
    >looks at stack
    >says "what do you mean your warming up i don't even weigh 85 kilo's"

    Felt good

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you are either a god of cable rows or a bloat lord who leans backwards every rep
      either way I'm mirin

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >just fucked my gf
    >cuddling afterwards
    >get up to go to the bathroom
    >gf's roommate and her cousin supposed to be back at her apartment any moment
    >get dressed and start putting my shirt on in case they're back
    >gf insists I keep my shirt off when I leave the room
    They weren't there but was kind of hot that my gf was saying that and wanted to show me off and make them jealous.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      based me and my girl try to one up each other when it comes to showing each other off, incels on here just don't get it

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