Mires

1. Girlfriend told me she likes how easily she is lifted around by me when fricking and changing positions.

2. I lost fatpad around dick so I gained another inch. Gf told me I was hitting the end of her vegana. Asked if it hurted. Said no snd told me it feels great. Mfw I hit her a spot (google it).

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    My man is up in that ANTERIOR FORNIX BROS
    Seeth dicklets
    Also proud if you anon. Love that effect from weight loss

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Idk but you being proud of me made my day. Thanks bro

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      gdi I want to hit the a spot but I keep hitting her cervix

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why is she so hairy? lol

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I like hairy but a little heart or lightning bolt would be nice.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          the mess up and the unshaved asian (not pictured) are top tier

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Bros i'm fricked, these legit looked like The Binding of Isaac items to me for a good 20 seconds

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Wtf is up with the cougar?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Being turned off by pubic hair is one of the deadest giveaways of coomerbrain.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You sure? The more of a coomer I became the more hair I felt I liked. Sweaty pits, hairy pussy, etc.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Woah. I hope I get to be able to put my penis in a woman’s vegana one day

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/grsUet1.png

      1. Girlfriend told me she likes how easily she is lifted around by me when fricking and changing positions.

      2. I lost fatpad around dick so I gained another inch. Gf told me I was hitting the end of her vegana. Asked if it hurted. Said no snd told me it feels great. Mfw I hit her a spot (google it).

      Wgmi

      what's with the dicklet demotivation lately kek

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get it, what am I looking at?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      where is the penis?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Weird and disgusting posts. Imagine people saying these things irl

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >be me
      >dicklet
      >hits anterior fornix anyways
      >gf said it didn't really feel like much. >some googling said some girls actually find it painful
      >mfw
      Hungbros cope. Dicklets get to ram as hard and fast as they want, while Hungbros hang their (dick) heads in shame, having to carefully insert it in to avoid causing the girl pain.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >been sick for 3 days,
    >gf makes me tea and healthy stuff so i could quicker
    >is there even greater mire than love?
    wagmi

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >be me, few months ago
      >ex was sick of IBS, shitting blood every hour every day
      >lost so much nutrients she's soon Auschwitz mode
      >she has no family here
      >still bring her food and provide care despite the severity of her case
      >says "Thank you, anon, if I cling on to life it's because of you"
      >ffwd to now, she left for another country to get treatment, forever
      >feel very sad and nostalgic
      >still I saved someone

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That's rough man, but you'll pull through. Hope she's doing okay. She'll never forget you.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks man, appreciate the kind words. She actually came back one month ago to pack her last stuff and had visibly gained the lost weight, treatment is working fine so that's cool. We stayed in good terms. Before she left for good, I told her I would've stayed until death would separate us; things got emotional. Lastly, I can't stress enough how much of an important test it is, when your loved one goes through hardcore circumstances, because the good and the ugly come out at that time and you'll know if you can count on each other (a simpler version is to go camping for a few days because you're out of comfort). We doused ourselves in love and care, but some couples do it with hate and other terrible things.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            man if shes the one move to the other country with her, you sound really convinced...asumming you've been dating 5+ years go with her you pussy, you will find a job there

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I'd like to follow your advice but for now I have to finish my degree. We dated exactly one year, but were very close. Jokingly we agreed we'd live together if by 30 none of us is married kek. Time will tell.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      My long term bf was sick for several days. I took care of him, called his doctor to make an appointment, went to the store to get him ginger ale and crackers and medicine. He was very grateful and kept saying how nice it was to have me. He dumped me a month later

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I would never dump you baby jirl. Come to india I bloody frick you very good morning

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Good morning sirs.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Sir, do the needful.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Very blessed post saar

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn't mention what they might have done within that month to make him want to leave

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Bazinga

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He was probably already going to leave before he got sick. Feels bad man.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    My wife said one of the yoked guys on the show Physical: 100 had the same arms and back as me

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Was it the Sumo wrestler?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nice

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    My aunt laughed and said shes not intimidated by that cute little thing. The thing was my morning wood bros, she came in to fetch something from her guest room. Mfw humiliated by aunt

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Bruh she was totally flirting. You gotta do her.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        How do I intimidate my aunt with my dick anon, I dont want to frick her but the reaction troubles me

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Draw veins on it I guess. How big is your dick anyway.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Draw veins on it I guess

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You already did. It's like talking normally to a girl you've never met before and she says "I'm not going to have sex with you" when you're not even trying. Why is she thinking about sex. She's not trying to inform you, she's trying to convince herself.
          If she wasn't intimidated by it why would she even mention it unless you were being weird about it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Your aunt wants to frick you. Women only say shit like that when they want to slob your knob

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Not gonna frick my aunt anon drop it. Just want to rectify this sleight

        Draw veins on it I guess. How big is your dick anyway.

        Like 6 and a half inches I think, never felt self conscious about it before. And it was like seriously hardtoo as only morning wood can be so she saw my "full potential". She was fetching some towels I think, didnt see exactly due to the stress of the situation. Im staying for two more night anons please advise

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >rectify this sleight
          Get rock hard and walk around naked and make taunting faces at her

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Take a viagra and kick her ass with a rock hard boner

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That's a shit test, Anon. Women do these sorts of things. Good thing it's just your aunt, you took an L but it's a lower-case one.

      Yes, it's more dumb woman shit but you need to learn to handle these in the future.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I have a plan for tomorrow morning if it happens again anons, gonna take back my dignity

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Bros, aunt anon here. Not sure how I should relate to the recent developments.
          >wake up a bit earlier and start stroking with a bit of my face lotion so its even more swollen and red
          >actually was stroking for like half an hour while listening for signs of movement
          >sound of aunt ascending the stairs
          >dick is ready so pretend to sleep/just be waking up
          >aunt enters again without knocking
          >good morning anon, just gotta fetch some towels, dont mind me
          >she is wearing a tank and those pyjama shorts that women use
          >smiles and makes eye contact with my dick
          >I guess the plan was successful because she didnt insult him or say anything
          >stare at aunt ass while she is accessing the closet
          >she leaves after a while
          >notice huge drops of precum
          >jerk off
          I had to, since I had been edging for so long and didnt want to give myself blue balls. Rest of day uneventful so far and Im leaving tomorrow, what is the recommended protocol for tomorrow morning bros?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            kys

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            sleep naked and see what happens you gotta have no shame tho

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            why do you care what she thinks if you dont want to frick her, you moron

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            if you are a moron who wants to frick his aunt

            >wake up early
            >edge again
            >be totally naked
            >have blanked off legs / hips but looking messy
            >when she walks in, jerk awake and pretend to be groggy and not notice your dick is out
            >say something like "good morning sexy"
            >dont actually say that last part

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The good news is that women are starting to see you as worth of shit-testing. I know it's just your aunt but I expect you'll start to see a lot more in the future.

        In a sense, a shit test is giving you a little female assessment. "How will he respond?" You want to respond in a way that is...
        - Confident
        - Self-assured
        - Authentic

        The last one is very important, btw. Keeping it authentic keeps the ball in your court. As soon as you start pretending to be someone else, you'll never be comfortable in your conversation.

        A pressure-flip would have been a good response - "Actually it sounds like it's time for your annual eyesight checkup." If she's playing dirty then it's okay to fire back. Now you've not only dismissed her original test but suddenly made it a problem of hers.

        This is all pointless man/woman bullshit but they love it. Women all over the world do this to men in their life and you need to be prepared.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >teaching anon decades old pua nonsense to apply to his aunt
          This is some next level fricked up

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Yea these kids are moronic and hopeless. Anytime i read paragraphs about women on IST it just makes me chuckle how the guy writing it doesn’t have the self awareness to realize nobody sees dating advice on IST and thinks it’s coming from a normal dude.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          teenager detected

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Even if I ever make it physically I won't survive all this shit... It's over...
          Why can't girls just be wholesome...

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I tried to frick my aunt but she didn't want to lol

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    1 - was at a bar and this girl walked past me, stared at me for a second and said “you are really handsome” then walked off

    2 - at the same bar this zoomer latina chick kept talking to me and grabbing my arms. she told me to add her on bereal but idk what that is because im a boomer

    3 - girl at another bar was complimenting my jacket and feeling up my arms and chest. Ive known her for years but she never expressed interested until i started lifting more

    i have gf so i cant partake but still feels nice to get random mires

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Bro you have a girl and are getting felt up by girls at the bar trying to get laid, what if your girl was doing the opposite think about it bro

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Bro you have a girl and are getting felt up by girls at the bar trying to get laid, what if your girl was doing the opposite think about it bro

        >bro

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >I can see a merchant
          I've been on this website for too long

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Very subtle. I thought it was just weird AI art, but now I see the deeper meaning.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            it's intentional dipstick

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I've been pattern recognition mogged. Well played. But I'm also sorry lmao.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Why did I see the shape of a happy merchant in picrel kek I need to get off this website

            It's an AI generated image with the happy merchant as the seed

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Why did I see the shape of a happy merchant in picrel kek I need to get off this website

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I get mired pretty often by really unattractive women but there's something weirdly hot about it. I am perpetually horny so there's just something that I like about being perceived as attractive by any woman (within reason, obviously not talking about super elderly or morons etc etc) I work in a place with a lot of ugly and weird local women, a bunch of them come into my workplace and flirt with me, grabbing my arms and referring to me as "the big handsome lad" and shit like that. One of them offered to take me out to dinner. Last week this middle-aged woman in a cafe next door to my work winked at me and clearly went out of her way to touch me when she was serving me, then next time I saw her she was asking about what I'm doing on my days off (it's not normal where I'm from for servers to be that friendly). I dunno there's something weirdly hot about feeling like a bunch of women see me as a sex object. I have a cute gf though so I don't need to go for low hanging fruit

            That's what it's supposed to look like anon

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >not morons
              Them tiddies aren't moronic anon. Think of that.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          How to you make these?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            custom ai generation via lemonparty.org

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              WHAT THE FRICK

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                you have to be 18 to post here

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I really wanna believe that this will stay free

              WHAT THE FRICK

              cool right?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Incredible image

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        meh i have better things to do than think insecure thoughts. i always make sure shut it down fast and they go away anyways

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You are too psychologically healthy to be here, begone normie

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Youre probably right. I started coming on IST back in high school but that was like 2007 and im not a social moron anymore. Still cant resist this stupid site

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >girls feeling me up
      This is sexual assault and you should let them know. Any girl who touches me without my permission gets pushed back immediately. Imagine a man walking up to a woman and doing this kind of nonsense.
      These entitled prostitutes will recognize the double standard and keep their filthy wiener holster hands off of my pristine body.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It’s called flirting, you autist

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Imagine a man walking up to a woman and doing this kind of nonsense

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >“you are really handsome”
      Y-you too.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >bereal
      The app tells you to upload a photo of whatever you're doing, you have to comply within 2 minutes
      You dodged a bullet

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >1 - was at a bar and this girl walked past me, stared at me for a second and said “you are really handsome” then walked off
      Then just walk away...

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    My girl is always squeezing my muscles and asking me to flex them, it makes her go "ooh!" and she giggles, also making up excuses to come watch me work out in my home gym while doing things around the house.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      More

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    My cousins told me that I'm on steroids. I'm only 145lbs 5'5. Feels good. When benching 225 for reps dudes look at me like how the frick is he doing that when they're bigger than me benching way less. Feels good. Was doing triceps pull downs in tank top this qt mixed girl walked in and was all smiling while doing it almost gave me a boner she has fatbass.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Post routine

      How the frick you're the king of manlets with that kind of bench fr

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    1. Wife told me that I'm her inspiration: she says that she is able to stay skinny watching how I can balance my lifting/physique with being a loving father to our 4 children

    2. The other day I had to swing by set for a rewrite on an upcoming Henry Cavill project. A producer took me aside and asked me to leave the set because I was "making Henry self-conscious."

    3. The other day my girlfriend told me that she wishes her male model counterparts were as in shape as I am

    4. My McLaren 720s with customized seat groove to handle my extra-girthy dick is a few weeks out from delivery

    Yes all of these are real

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      wow, whey are you on IST

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        For the intellectual stimulation and camaraderie

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Kys adulterer

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      that would be cool if it was real

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Guy told me that I've bulked up a lot recently and jokingly asked me if I am natty or not.
    Girl put her hand on my trap for a few seconds and squeezed it but she was kinda fat so whatever.
    I was laughing with a dude and saw some random girl alone smiling in my direction but it could have been something she saw on her phone too.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Fat girl mires are still mires

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >I was hitting the end of her vegana
    How old are you

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    My wife loved it when I hit that spot back in the day. Now, after two pregnancies, pretty much anything hurts her. Which lifts for this feel?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You're not alone brother

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      My wife used to love me before our third kid.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >go on date with a 21 year old I met on hinge
    >I'm 29
    >kinda nervous the age gap will be a problem
    >we meet, sit down
    >one of the first thing she says is how I look way better than my photos
    >nervousness evaporates
    >she's really easy to talk to
    >she's pretty funny, kinda autistic, but really cute, tiny, blue eyes, brown hair
    >not too smart though, which she even admitted
    >we were only gonna meet for a quick drink but end up grabbing some pizza and just talking until fairly late
    >we have plans for this Saturday
    Wish me luck bros, I like her, if I'm careful I may be able to keep this one forever

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >one fun date
      >already imagining your life together
      Im sure it’ll work out little buddy

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        most people can make plans for the future, that's why your dad left

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Whatever helps you cope little bro
          You’re gonna kill it

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I lift for sad people like you tricked by modernity
        Wagmi bros

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >pretty
      >sweet
      >moronic
      S-rank girl right there, Anon, make it work

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Image
      Me
      >Text
      Hope it goes well Anon, sounds good

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      How long do I have to wait with dating apps to find a worthwhile human being on them?
      Every time I try using them, after a few weeks I just end up not wanting to bother with women for months because everyone on there is either a whole, or extremely boring, or both.
      I've never managed to make it more than a month before deleting them again

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        you're not going to find her on the apps. they're like online bars, only good for hooking up. your best bet is your social circle. thats why back in the day people would take a salsa class or some shit to find their partner.

        unfortunately these days people are shut ins and have moronic hobbies that have no social component

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >social circle
          >mine is all boys who also have pretty much no female friends except their gfs who they never bring out
          Ah. I see.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            The social circle meme is overblown, my ex took all my friends in the divorce and I still meet plenty of women.
            Stay persistent on apps, dating has always sucked, it's not the apps fault
            Go out alone if it's an event you're genuinely interested in
            Just talk to people
            Simple as

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            You know you can change/grow your social circle, right anon?

            The social circle meme is overblown, my ex took all my friends in the divorce and I still meet plenty of women.
            Stay persistent on apps, dating has always sucked, it's not the apps fault
            Go out alone if it's an event you're genuinely interested in
            Just talk to people
            Simple as

            I don't know about you but I've gotten hotter + less crazy girls after I stopped using dating apps and started picking up chicks in person

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >and just talking until fairly late
      she was hoping you would frick her
      it's over now, you are friendzoned
      she will suck as much money as she wants from you and offer little sex

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        GO OUTSIDE

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >be me last monday talking to this giga qt at work
    >she asks me to lift some boxes
    >”i can tell you hit the gym, where do you train?”
    >we apparently go to the gym, she switched over to mine a month ago
    >i joke about her probably only hitting legs like 99% of women
    >she turns her ass towards me and goes “can’t you tell?”
    >a bit later she writes something on a post it
    >i walk by and she grabs a new one, slaps it onto my pec
    >she laughs and i just shake my head with a smile
    >later asked me about valentines plans and i told her i have a date on the weekend(lies)
    >she tells me about her bf having something planned
    >notice from that point she becomes more flirty and teasing
    >squeezed my bicep as she walked by
    >texts me today (having never done that before) with a restaurant recommendation for my date
    >use her attention to boost my confidence

    obviously i would fug if given the chance, but for now i just play along with her games and she enjoys this dynamic too i guess. i don’t take her too serious and she is genuinely friendly. i’ll take the mires.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      don't fall for her attention traps
      but good on you for taking her negative energy and using it to fuel something positive

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Run from her like the plague bruh

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        bump

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      don't listen to those other gays frick her if you can but don't date her

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      this is how you get her addicted to you
      if this is what you want, good job otherwise consider

      Run from her like the plague bruh

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    pretty sure my best friend's wife was filming or photographing me coming out of the ocean post swim last week

    was holding her phone low angled toward me flat, not her face. so no other explanation makes sense. I'm a dyel. also I caught her looking at my dick through my jeans once

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If you feel like you are being observed, do something like check the time or yawn. These are actions that are often repeated by others so you stand a chance of seeing her do that as well.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        she's been eye fricking me for years at this point but ocassionally will ignore me to feign disinterest. i think she just wants to know she's still wanted now that she's in a failing marriage. also with the photos probably wants jerkoff material

        but thanks

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Mires? Only disgust when I check myself in the mirror. My god I'm a fricking freak, and so I receive subhuman treatment from those around. Whenever I go people run, children cry and dogs bark, as if Shrek left his swamp, though unlike him I don't even have a mudhut to call home. I'm a complete disaster and will never attain recognition from those around, which I yearn so deeply. I don't hate others, but I do hate the monster that's through the mirror. Who only gives me "mires" of depression and exhaustion. For me it never began, everyone will make it except me, since I look like the spawn of Satan and Moloch himself. It's unequivocally over for me, but I find solace in that I'm a 1 in a quadrillion case, and when I perish the Earth will no longer be tormented by my ugliness. This is the end of the road, my baldness will be fixed in hell..

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Get a grip mf

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      weak hands typed this

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        > shrek hand anon typed it
        anon, be careful for what you say

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      post self. We need to see

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Woah….

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >
      Such is the fate of baldcels

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ???

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What a pussy, grab your balls and give ‘em a tug and hit the gym homosexual

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    My GF just accuses me of being on steroids

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      well are you on them?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        no, just on TRT

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        No, and if I posted my body everyone here would laugh and call me a DYEL

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Is it the small balls?

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >girlfriend
    Should we tell him?

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Self mire.
    >4inch incel
    >suddenly 6 inch morning wood out of nowhere
    >wtf
    >now trying blood circulation massages and some weight loss
    >sometimes see bigger erections but not consistently

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i made my first really good drum and bass song : )

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Pls post I want to hear

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >doing OHP singles
    >165lb
    >young girl (10yo) is at the gym with her dad
    >her dad is DYEL
    >I notice her staring at me whenever I go to lift
    >she makes no attempt to hide it
    >happens every time without fail
    >don't look back at her BC I don't want anyone to think I'm a pedo
    >take solace knowing that I mog her patricarch

    Kid mires are the most pure bros.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nonce

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Nice* haha typo

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >work at a corrugated box factory
    >turn 32 and have 10 years at company
    >hire this new hr girl who's 21 last november
    >she looks like the army psyops girl just like 5'6"
    >freckles and blue eyed brunettes are my favorite
    >talk to her at the christmas party for a few minutes
    >not much comes of it other than small talk
    >every month as long as there are no recordable accidents we get free food
    >its always shitty pizza and wings or fatty pasta type stuff
    >bring my own lunch
    >she asks why i don't eat the food and tell her cause she brings it
    >she laughs but doesn't understand why
    >my foreman ends up telling her i don't eat crap food
    >he then tells me she talks about me a lot
    >this month she ends up getting roasted chicken with veggies, potatoes and rice
    >when i see her she said she got it for her muscle man and squeezes my chest

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >literal HR drone potentially sexually harasses employee
      yeah, this didn't happen

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        hr women are bawds you're just a syel homosexual

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >literal HR drone potentially sexually harasses employee
      yeah, this didn't happen

      you guys are dumb this one is easy
      >she's hr
      >go to her and report a coworker (her) touched you inappropiately
      then you will 90% get laid unless you are moronic enough to somehow frick this up

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >went to the bar with the boys
    >met this short, standoffish punk girl with curly hair while playing pool
    >we get to know each other
    >she starts feeling up my biceps and quads
    >she's 1/4 Romani
    >proceed to make holocaust jokes with the boys right in front of her
    >she still ended up making out with me at the end of the night
    Well, ISTbros, does this count as a mire?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >hooking up with bar bawds
      ngmi

      >went to the bar with the boys
      so you're part of that crowd of douchebags that shows up at 11 obviously only there for pussy who ruins the vibe huh?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, and yes. We're a group of gym bros who all go on IST. We like to compete and see who can hook up with someone first.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        assblasted femcel detected

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >ruins the vibe
        YO IS THAT A GROUP OF PEOPLE WHO WENT TO A SOCIAL FUNCTION TO HOOK UP WITH OTHER PEOPLE WHAT THE FRICK GET OUTTA HERE

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >t. sperg

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        i agree, but "ruins the vibe" who talks like this are you a Black person zoomer or something

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >at boxing session
      >girl going round taking payment for the session
      >give her my prepaid voucher
      >she draws a little love heart instead of a cross
      WAGMI lads

      based

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Got a thai massage the other day (only for therapeutic purposes) and the lady pulled my underwear down to really massage my glutes, then there were all these lingering touches and one part were she just sat on my wiener for a minute. Didn’t think anything of this but when I left I could see her staring at me from the window while I walked into the store across the street, she was still staring when I came back out with an expression of absolute elation on her face. Gunna go again soon when she’s there just cause I like being touched by a woman. Haven’t had sex in just over two years so this is we’re I’m at now bros.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      how old are you out of curiosity?

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    my mom says i'm a handsome boy ^_^

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ©_©

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    no mires lately bros. new girl at work wont even talk to me

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    People are always telling me that I'm looking buff these days. My girfriend comments on it almost every day and she's very genuine about it, I can tell she's really impressed and not just being nice. Like out of nowhere in the middle of a conversation she'll just be like "you're so fricking hot holy shit" and she's doing it a lot more often lately. My friends and family keep mentioning it too. I've always been pretty skinny but now all of my t-shirts are tighter, there's no longer a gap between the sleeves and my biceps so I guess I am getting bigger.

    one from a while ago that stuck with me
    >on a date with girl in a bar
    >go to get some drinks, girl I'm with waits at our table
    >at the bar two random girls come up
    >tell me that they're photographers and that I look great
    >"you could be a model, would you come and model for us?"
    I turned it down because I was on a date that night but any other night I would've been all over that shit

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >at a bar with two female friends
    >old guy comes into our booth
    >starts asking them where did they find this big handsome guy
    >i just smile to myself and take a sip of my beer
    Old people mires are the best

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      based old man was trying to raise your status, wingmanning you

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/XiBdLLY.jpg

        >at a bar with two female friends
        >old guy comes into our booth
        >starts asking them where did they find this big handsome guy
        >i just smile to myself and take a sip of my beer
        Old people mires are the best

        lmao he was a gay trying to hit on you dumbass

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >no one ever compliments me because i am such a gigachad it seems like i get enough as it is
    >29 year old kissless virgin
    >get matches but no one ever responds to boost their dopamine from getting messaged first by a giga chad and not responding
    bros don't ascend stop before it's too late.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Be glad you can still get your wizard powers bro

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      women will do hookups with you moron.

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Got mired twice today.

    At a food market with my fiancée when a 16 year old boy came over to me and asked if I was natty. Told him I was natty and that I had been working out for 6 years, he said nice and fist bumped me.

    Then on the walk home (partner went home early) a car of women drove past and two women yelled out "give us a flex mr big arms".

    I don't normally get mires so it was weird getting two in one afternoon

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >at climbing gym in sleeveless shirt
    >climbing with a group of other regulars
    >one of them makes a comment about the scratches down my back
    >says "Looks like you had a fun night, I bet someone with those muscles has no problem getting women"
    >laugh and say thanks
    >dont have the heart to tell them the scratches are from my kitty wanting to go for shoulder rides and that I havent spoken to a women in years

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      pics (of the kitty)

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I want to call this wholesome but there's something...off Idk what it is.

      post me in the screencap for homosexual reddit

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw i had a caring gf who would do all these things
    fvck brvs... pvin is rval....

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Between what positions? My imagination is struggling

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    fricking of course

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      what position is that

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The Welfare Queen

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ewww disgusting ugh gross monkey feet yuck

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Those look like dead people feet what the frick

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      jesus do Black folk really have such ugly feet?

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Oh lots of mires.
    >at walllymarts looking at chairs, row behind was linens, pillows
    >I didn't see this chubby girl who stopped about ten feet from me
    >she walks up all breathless and nearly panting huff huff huff
    >she walks behind me and sits on my other side on some boxes on the aisle
    >She's a walmrt employee and well-built, big tittys, nice hair n very chubby, wearing a mask
    she says so randomly like she was sleepy
    >I have a nice car..
    >I really like going for rides
    >I have two girls but her mother watches them
    >my car is so nice, it has cool air-conditioning and nice seats
    >I would let you drive it...
    She is breathing so hard after every sentence like she's already naked in bed
    I barely looked at her. Just looking at chairs
    It was summer and I was wearing sweatshorts, above the knee and a light t-shirt.
    I didn't realize it was a direct mire till many hours after. She was fantasizing about getting raped by me and if I was really on my game I would have, she was like 20 or something.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      lol was she moronic or something

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >walmart employee
        do you really have to ask?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          yes
          like it's normal for them to be below average but that's like helmet-wearing downie tier

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Not yet until she's done taking my dick, she will be just fine and happy after.
        She was just so unbelievably taken with the sight of me and her proximity to me that it got her "drunk" a little.
        Her sex parts are creaming and she couldn't really bear to stand up or do anything but look at me and my body until her body calms down.
        I seen this happen a few times with women and girls I've been around.
        I don't mean for that to happen, its just a thing that happens when I go out sometimes.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      tbh she sounds like she was a junkie on the verge of nodding out

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      She sounds like she has Down syndrome. Was she moronic, anon?

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw got a near illegal mire
    >part time job as a waiter
    >bring some drinks to a family table
    >2 mothers (separate families not lesbos)
    >wearing a M shirt instead of my usual L since it was in the wash
    >tight as frick on top
    >one the daughters chimes up and I finish up giving the drinks
    >"mum can i go see magic mike when I turn 18, Elizabeth can take me" While looking at me, one of the few times i noticed her not glued to her phone
    >mfw she was dressed like a typical insta thot

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >mum can i go see magic mike when I turn 18, Elizabeth can take me
      absolutely weimar

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Should have given her your number.

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    My mom said that I'm looking a lot more muscular recently. I'm 28 and moved back home to save up for a house lol

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >old black janitor guy calls me big man and asks what my routine is
    >show him
    >he does my routine every day
    it's the little things

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A few from the last week:
    >show up to old moving job for a day to get some extra cash
    >cold af so I'm wearing a compression shirt under my work t-shirt
    >boomer boss goes on multiple times about how ripped I am

    >at a metal show, right at the front of the pit
    >vocalist wants people to clap, cramped space so my arms are half down
    >dude behind me taps me and goes "you're way too shredded to not show off those muscles at full length"

    probably nothing but I'm counting this anyways

    >in class the next day, prof loves ted talks for some reason
    >presenter on the ted talk makes some comment about "who doesn't have a few extra pounds anyways"
    >outta the corner of my eye see cute asian fitness major next to me explicitly turn to me, blush and quickly turn away

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You call that “probably nothing” ? You must be even more autistic than me. What the actual frick just go talk to her you moron. If she fricking turned to check you out at this mere mention of a random ISTness fact she thinks of you more than she should. This shit is not nothing

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I'm historically bad at picking up on signals and I'm working on getting money together so I can move out from my moms house and closer to campus (45 min drive), so I'd rather not get involved in anything until I have a place of my own again. Also, barely talk to anyone at school for non-school related stuff, so I'll just leave it as a mire.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          On one hand I like your approach, on the other it’s moronic. Just fricking talk to her, make a friend. You don’t have to frick her or even date her, just show her you are not a complete autist and make a move and talk to her. If she turns out to be a b***h just ignore her like you’re doing now. But you at least have it a shot. I’m telling you anon don’t waste this opportunity.

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >walking my groceries home to my apartment (one of those motel style buildings)

    >girl on the second floor sees me and asks me to help her move some old dresser up the stairs

    > get it 75% of the way there and her bf appears out of nowhere
    >bf buts in to help but makes it worse
    > the stairwell is very narrow so it was really awkward spatially

    > finally get the bookcase up. the girl thanks me

    > we make small talk and the whole time her bf is giving me the death stare, wont acknowledge me

    > still gives me weird looks whenever i see him around the parking lot lol

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A man shouted "Steroids!" at me from his van
    I'm a lifetime natural.
    I guess it's a mire.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It always is. Make them seethe, King.

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Talking with 2 female friends
    >generally sexual conversation, but 80% platonic
    >mention how I just recently lost my V-card to my ex
    >one girl in fricking shock
    >”omg anon, you look hot enough to be a man prostitute and I have more experience than you?!”
    >mfw she’s 3 years younger than me

    Equally a mire and a destruction of my self-confidence

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      they can never understand

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      youre supposed to lie anon

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      13 year old girls have a body count higher than 1? Jesus what is this world coming to?

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >slightly antisocial and autistic
    >lift at a local gym
    >close to the ghetto but it’s cheap and people are cool
    >one day i’m benching 5x5 2pl8
    >some black guy in basketball fit comes and tells me i’m strong
    >thank him and we start talking
    >somehow we get along great and are constantly shooting the shit
    >become friends (at the gym)
    >last weekend we’re talking and turns out he bought (rented) a new ‘crib’
    >i tell him if he needs help moving i would come
    >see him a few days later and he asks if that offer is still up
    >i tell him sure, yesterday i went to help him out
    >im the only white dude there
    >got some odd looks at first but also lots of comments about me being strong
    >mired my own functional strength, it was nice to make use of my gains
    >after we’re done friend insists we stay over for dinner and he introduces his gf
    >have pizza and malt liquor, having a good time
    >at one point the fact that i’m the only white dude comes up for discussion
    >my friend chimes in
    >”he more of a real homie than a real homie”
    >laughing.exe
    >feel good about his nice words and happy to make a friendship
    >later go home and sleep for 12 hours because i was mentally and physically exhausted

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >at the gas station with a fwb
    >shes driving, im in the passenger
    >she pulls up to the gas
    >pays at the pump, starts pumping the gas
    >im chillin in the car, on my phone
    >some guy comes up to her and starts talking to her
    >shes not my girlfriend, dont care too much, doubt she'll stop fricking me over some rando at a gas station, she literally creams on my dick
    >keep scrolling on my phone
    >my window is a little open so i can kind of hear the conversation
    >hes asking her why her man is in the car and not pumping his girls gas
    >laughing to myself, shes not even my girl
    >dont care enough to get out of the car at this point and say something
    >he then says to her that im a little boy for letting you drive and pump the gas
    >hes kinda crossing the line
    >pretty sure the girl im fricking knows i can hear him cuz we always drive with the windows down and i didnt wanna look like a puss
    >so i step out of the car and say dont you have anything better to do
    >he says hes just doing his job as a man
    >ask him 'your job is to bother people at gas stations?'
    >he turns away from me and asks my fwb if hes bothering her
    >she says 'i mean im just trying to pump my gas really quickly to be honest"
    >i say 'looks like your assistance isnt needed"
    >he turns back to me and tells me to grow up
    >he starts walking away
    >as hes walking away i say "you first"
    >he walks away
    >fwb looks at me with a "what a weirdo" look in her eyes
    >just kinda smile at her
    >we get back in the car, drive back to my place and frick like rabbits for 4 hours
    >creams on my dick again

    feelsgoodmang.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      kek
      guarantee he thought all that was gonna come out so much cooler than it did

  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The hot gym MILF interrupted my run to ask me to help her. We talked a little, but I was finishing up and needed food for gainsmaxing. Next time I see her I'm gonna strike up a convo. WAGMI.

  45. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Heading into building where my office is
    >Small building so know few people from other departments by name, most by sight
    >Going up the stairs at same time as lady I don't know
    >Small talk, asks what she does
    >She's nervous and tells me I have interesting eyes and they are beautiful
    >Feel good all morning

    I have sectoral heterochromia iridum, where a third of my eye is brown and the rest is green, and sight central heterochromia iridum in my other eye. Most people don't comment on it or takes them a while before they notice

  46. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >receive mire from girl
    >Laugh it off
    >Disengage
    >"She's just being nice"
    Right guys? Right???

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >She's just being nice
      >Right guys? Right???
      No. You can go for years and years and years as a fat ugly guy that will never receive any sort of compliment from a woman, then they suddenly happen when you get sexy and you think they're just being nice? They could have been nice when you weren't desirable, but they don't do that.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/uxXu4mb.jpg

        If a woman goes out of her way to approach you or compliment you, that's it. She wants you.

        I can't flip the switch. I've been stuck one end for too long. I see it all the time, girls spilling spaghetti, voices go low or high pitch if I talk to them, smiling. I thought guys have moronic ways of opening up conversations but like this shit
        >I'm a Mac truck driver as day job but also officer cadet and deliver fresh produce to coffee shops, sandwich shops etc
        >I'm in a tank top 90% of the time, veiny asf because I'm sweating alot
        >Deliver some veggies to a store
        >Take it to the back of the store where the cooler is
        >Skinny girl but cute in the back as well
        > "thanks so much for delivering this"
        >"Yep, no problem"
        >"No really, thank you so much"
        >"Okay whatever"
        >Says another almost sad sounding thank you like an autist as I leave
        > Take my dolly cart, specifically get somebody else to sign the invoice for the delivery
        b***h doesn't make sandwiches, she just takes orders at the drive through, she's just on break, this is some dumb idea of a girls way of "shooting her shot". I know in back of my head somethings there but go through a rotation of
        >It's her job to be nice
        >She's just trying to get attention, nothing will come of it if I do talk to her
        >Maybe she's just a nice person
        I saw her again, smiles but won't look at me in the eye. This shit happens alot, I'm not flexing, it's not a flex if I don't get pussy. I know I look good, I've loved lifting for 6 years, but I'm fricking useless with women, I just ignore them or assume it's some friendly compliment from a old boomer. I'm stuck in a skinny boys head when I have a jacked man's body.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >I'm stuck in a skinny boys head when I have a jacked man's body.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You're not missing anything dude. Women are lame and wholly uninteresting in general. All they're going to do is have sex with you and then try to pin you in a boring as frick conversation about their favorite television shows, candles, art, etc. They never have anything meaningful to say. Then not only will they want to talk to you about nothing, they will want you to clear your schedule and demand your attention for long periods of time where you are essentially forced to pay attention to them as if they are the center of both of your universes while being, yet again, the least interesting thing in either of those universes. Now that you're attractive though, you can pretty much say whatever you want to them and they'll have sex with you. Just make sure to leave as quickly as possible before they try to trap you as a boyfriend

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          next time softly hold her chin up and tell her to look at you in the eyes

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If a woman goes out of her way to approach you or compliment you, that's it. She wants you.

  47. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why are you posting this as if you were not already winning in life and just got out of a rut or something?

  48. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    fornix,
    my dick goes well though thier cerix.
    jap gf 9/10 called my didck testsu, becuase it was so fricking hard.

    She told me that jap guys acknowleged thier dicks were smaller, but claimed they were harder.

    then she met me, I would ask her to bite my dick with her molars, pretty hard so I could feel the squeeze (also cainies tear). Shit was based. Needless to say she could not exert enough hand pressure to cause any pain in the slightest, and railied the frick out of her. She asked me to frick her up the ass. Also the chinese girl did as well.

  49. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    People always mire me when I go to the beach, but I don't really care and have fun making sand castles like a moron.
    My gf grab my ass, bite my shoulders and mire my body on a daily basis

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >but I don't really care and have fun making sand castles like a moron

  50. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Train arms yesterday before doctor's appointment.
    He takes my blood pressure as part of the visit.
    >"Oh wow, I think we're going to need the Large Sleeve"
    Doctor tells me he just started working out and asks for tips so he can grow
    Felt good.

  51. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Please give us an update Aunt Fricker.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I didnt frick her. Wasnt gonna write this down because its embarrassing as hell but since you asked
      > same routine as yesterday was edging with lotion
      >she came to get the towels again I heard her and got ready
      >pretended to sleep with my hand around my dick and wake up slowly as she entered
      >she whispered good morning and was sneaking to the closet. This was new, she was quite loud last days
      >she was wearing even shorter shorts and she bent over for like 10 seconds with straight legs
      >i stroke while staring
      >one stroke too far bros
      >I go hands off but its too late
      >she turns around as the first pump leaves my dick
      >my body decides this is the time to set a new record and I must have shot like 7 or 8 times. Tried my best not to moan
      >she was staring the whole time
      >turns around and gets one more towel, comes over and gives it to me
      >you shouldnt do that anon, go take a shower
      >impossible to interpret the tone of her voice
      >im on the train home, she said Im welcome back any time so it cant be that bad. She wont tell my mom right bros?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        King

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I still think you're making this up, but if you aren't, she wants to frick you

  52. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >in kitchen with fiancé
    >cooking, cleaning, doing normal stuff
    >out of the blue, she says “anon, you have a massive dick”
    >later that night she compares something to the size of a redbull can
    >says “a redbull can is about the size of your dick, right?”
    >tfw she’s never done this before

  53. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I will never look good naked because I have
    >keloid on my deltoid and neck
    >stretchmarks on my ass
    >pearly penile papules
    It's over. Pic related I grabbed these from google

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I have some surgery scars and I still get mired, sucks about the other shit tho anon

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >papules
      Dude, they’re only visible when you pull your forskin all the way up
      Do you plan being hard everytime uou’re naked?

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