Mires

Its been too long since a mire thread!
>Be me
>Work in microbiology lab (studying asian penises, obviously)
>In charge of ordering supplies
>Go to the receiving dock to get my 20 cases of petri dishes
>Shits heavy--i need a pallet jack
>Pallet jack is unusable, it's like it's being pierced by the forklift
Forklift and jack are perpendicular, like a '#'
>Need to free up that shit, cause I'm not carrying 20 cases upstairs
>Jack weighs like 75lbs, but the weight is spread out. Not bad.
>Start to try to free it, and in walks a couple building maintenance dudes
>"Need me to move the forklift, dude?"
>N-nah I can move it by hand
>"You sure?"
>Y-yeah, I got it man, thanks though
>"Ohhhh, you just wanna show off them muscles"
>Didn't know how to respond, but was trying to be humble. Felt like it was a backhanded compliment, like he was jealous, though the maintenance dudes are nice guys.
>End up responding with "eaaaaasy now", like rejecting the 'compliment'
>Get my petri dishes
>Think about the interaction for the rest of the day

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    dn rd + kys

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This was the only time it would've been acceptable to flex a 'cep and you missed it

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >shopping 4 days ago
    >while cashing out a lady infront of me the slim,tight breasted receptionists asks
    >''think you'd want to help her out with paying for that sir?'' in a joking manner
    >'I answer "yeah sure whatever"
    >had run alot of errands that day and didn't feel like messing around just wanted to go home
    >once she's through with her she starts placing what I bought over the scanner
    >I had already filled most of the counter before she started
    >I stop her then give her some other products I take out of the shopping cart
    >she says "scan these first?" in a friendly playful manner
    >I answer ''yes'' abrubtly
    >"Ok,whatever you tell me to do I do." she says with a joyful tone of voice
    >"are you a soldier? you sure look like one...'' she asks,while staring dutifully towards me
    >I look down at her and answer abrubtly "no" knowing that I get that all the time because of how robotically I carry myself like I am constantly analyzing the room for danger
    >"so you aren't in the security forces,or police or anything like that?'' she asks curiously
    >I answer ''no not really''
    >"I just like how you carry yourself that's all,you look like you do your pushups too." she says,staring me up and down simultaneously
    >This catches my attention and I respond
    >''you dont look too bad yourself...'' obviously staring her up and down
    >''thank you'' she blushes and smiles simultaneously
    >once she's done scanning I tell her I'll see her later knowing that's where I always shop

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >how robotically I carry myself like I am constantly analyzing the room for danger
      You have got to be kidding me.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        nta but i'm the same
        just super situation aware and get in and out as quickly as possible

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Went to grab a bite to eat with a bud. As soon as I took my coat off he noticed my arms and said my triceps were looking swole.
    >Facetimed mom for thanksgiving. First time she's seen me since I started working out; lots of compliments you'd expect from a mother.

    Its nothing big, but feels good nonetheless. Still waiting for my first female mire that isn't my mom.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dude. That's awesome Good for you.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    do mires from fat people count?

    >at pub listening to live music
    >two enormous women sitting at table nearby being gluttonous all night
    >leaving show walking through parking lot
    >suv parked in handicap stall rolls down window
    >"excuse me", it's one of the whales gasping out
    >"i just wanted to say you made my night, you are gorgeous"
    >thank it for the compliment and keep walking

    made me feel good, even though she was horribly obese. maybe fat people aren't so bad

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      cringe kys

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >go to gf house after college
    >she was doing the dishes while her older sister and her sis in law were having lunch (both in thirties)
    >spring already but didn't really feel hot until I got to her house,so was wearing a sweatshirt
    >heat falls onto me like a motherfucker so I get the urge to take it off (forced to do it in this faggy fuckboyish way where you cross your arms and shit) and carry on with my day
    >gf later tells me that both her sister and her SIL were looking at me and looked at each other like picrel while nodding (how'd you call this expression anyway?) when i took off my sweatshirt

    And there you go.Not as good as the others but a mire's a mire I guess.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon this is the face that women make when they think you're hot. It's reflexive.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >spring
      Are you an ausfag?

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    you could of at least tried to make it believable

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      for those curious what this retard deleted

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      it seems believable to me. You sound like a hater

      https://i.imgur.com/CcNEsjm.png

      for those curious what this retard deleted

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes and pigs can fly

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, you just assume women don't do that type of thing, but in reality, they do if they're turned on enough. It doesn't happen to you cause you're lame.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Your brain on porn

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              go take your meds

              When you stop judging and treating women differently for loving sex, that "good girl" facade disappears. They can tell you're lame by the questions you ask and the shit you say.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You are embarrassing yourself

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            go take your meds

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            And I bet they all came instantly when you put your 10inch dick in

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >You sound like a hater

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cum inside both
      What so u started cumming, snapped it off halfway and pulled out of the first then thrusted into the second to finish cumming.
      Proofread your larps before posting them retard.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a nurse, work in a really big hospital and I basically show up to codes and stuff and transport the ICU patients around.

    >helping settle new landwhale, fully tubed and stuff
    >need to roll patient to pull out poop and blood covered sheets
    >do it
    >time to scoot
    >other two nurses go to other side, tech moves to manage lines leaving me alone on my side
    >we boost to great effect
    >wow anon you're really putting all those muscles to good use
    >yeah you're pretty buff these days
    >unit nurse thot slaps my arm

    a few weeks ago

    >trapped in elevator with transporter and old angry RT and potato patient
    >transporter is tiny Asian girl
    >waiting for floor to arrive
    >anon you look like you work out a lot
    >wat
    >you look strong
    >thanks I play darts a lot
    >RT laughs
    >awkwardly transport to CT scanner in silence

    I'm married but its nice to know my lifting is working, women definitely are more friendly with me than previously and I make sure I take advantage of it to get free coffee

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I play darts a lot
      kek, im using this

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      More hospital stories. Weird or disgusting shit. Any EMTs or firefighters reading this should be posting too.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Got another one
    >be me
    >party with close group of friends who are mostly male friends (mostly dyel and a guy who used to be ripped af) and a dyke
    >we go buy booze for the night (I'm not drinking but whatever I guess,just sticking around)
    >on the way home we find a monkey bar playground
    >bunch of autists feel the urge to get to the other side of the game while hanging
    >"now's your turn anon come on!"
    >sure.png
    >awake the moron in me and go through with ease
    >hear a lot of compliments about my arms while hanging
    >back at the house I'm literally asked to flex a 'cep
    >egoboost.jpeg
    >dyke says I've got some good arms
    >She's basically one of the guys so I just thank the compliment

    A little after that 3 or 4 of those friends started going to the gym toghether (can't go with them cause poorfag and using the college gym rn).Fuck,getting mired was good but getting to inspire others who I care about is even better

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >At get-together with some ex coworkers
      >Go to toilet
      >Turn on light from outside
      >Open door
      >Bathroom is somehow still dark
      >Hear surprised voice coming out of dark bathroom
      >Realize what I did
      >I apologize and quickly shut the door
      >Blonde bitch who used to be distant towards me in my dyel days apparently was sitting on the toilet when I turned off the light and opened the door
      >Returns from bathroom
      >Tell her I'm sorry and joke that she can have a slice of my pizza as compensation
      >She laughs and doesn't stop laughing at every sentence that comes out of my mouth for the rest of the evening
      >Keeps touching my shoulder repeatedly

      Maybe I should have raped her then and there.

      Also, blessed captcha

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >working grocery store side gig
    >former NEET now in college again, turned 23
    >most coworkers are 17-19
    >one qt always wants to take our breaks together
    >brings me food she cooked if she knows we have the same shift
    >”it’s high in protein, i know your body needs that hehe”
    >have this running gag where she tries to jumpscare me
    >last time did a double high five on my back to scare me
    >”wow i could feel the muscles”
    >always lingering around me to the point where others tell us to get a room etc

    been like this for a couple of months now, i wonder when she will give up

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >i wonder when she will give up
      jesus christ anon don't be so dense, fuck the girl

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just ask her out bro

        She is a bit of a whore (from what i’ve heard from gossip) and definitely not gf material. I also don’t have much experience, I just enjoy her attention and flirting.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >i don't have much experience
          just make her your practice gf

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's called a practice girl. Sounds like she's ready to go, so ask her out to a place. Don't be a dick afterwards though, she's still a person and you don't want things to turn sour with a female coworker these days.

            Then get some XP with her bro, she doesn’t have to become your waifu. Besides, if she is cooking for you already then wouldn’t it be rude not to go for it?? People may think you’re weird.

            You see, it just doesn’t appeal to me at all. I can tell she likes me, but I know we aren’t compatible. Mind you she’s 18 and a bit silly. Feels like an awful amount of energy and time just to deceive a girl and sex. I could do it but i don’t think it’s worth the effort. Maybe if I tell her it’s casual from the start.

            You heard she's a whore? From who? If it was from other female coworkers I wouldn't believe it.

            Her friend who is reliable, she said it about themselves proudly.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >the practice mother of my practice children fell in love with me
            wtf

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >practice gf
            that's what ugly girls are for. not whores. only thing he'll be practicing is permanent trust and relationship issues

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Then get some XP with her bro, she doesn’t have to become your waifu. Besides, if she is cooking for you already then wouldn’t it be rude not to go for it?? People may think you’re weird.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >go from 260->200 over the course of this year
            >go to friendsgiving last night
            >POG friend who just got back from Iraq compliments me on weight loss
            >go out to get some air, other friend comes out and starts talking about how he's trying to lose weight
            It's not much but i'll take it.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Then get some XP with her bro, she doesn’t have to become your waifu. Besides, if she is cooking for you already then wouldn’t it be rude not to go for it?? People may think you’re weird.

              Didn't mean to quote mb. Anon should definitely go for it and get some xp. Wish I had qts complimenting me, i'm jelly.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's called a practice girl. Sounds like she's ready to go, so ask her out to a place. Don't be a dick afterwards though, she's still a person and you don't want things to turn sour with a female coworker these days.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You heard she's a whore? From who? If it was from other female coworkers I wouldn't believe it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just ask her out bro

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >i wonder when she will give up

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    this kind of stuff never happens to me so im going to have to call bullshit on these "mire" stories

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hes ugly

      God I feel bad for ugly swole dudes. All that lifting just to get mogged by my bright blue eyes and chunky jawline. When youre good looking women will go out of their way to notice you.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does routinely getting stared at count as a mire?
    Cute snake unrelated.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      depends on your clothes

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Go down stairs
    >Help mom with groceries
    >Wow you can really carry all the grocery bags at once? Love you (my name)

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hello? I've got another one
      It's for you

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Too much onions. You got pissy over a little banter. Next time agree and amplify. Strike a pose or something. Don't take things so personally.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i wish i could strike a pose after people complimented me but i’m afraid of looking retarded

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >been hitting gym for past few months consistently
    >want to get into rugby like my dad
    >ask him to show me how to scrum properly (I think that’s the right word)
    >lock shoulders and I shove him back across the kitchen easily
    >dad really happy to see how strong I’ve become
    >mum happy with how strong I’ve become too
    Feels great man

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Best mire I've gotten was my mom noticing I am now wider than our fridge

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What a gay fucking "mire". Holy shit you're a gay. God I hate IST.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not sure if this is a mire but it's close and made me feel good so here it is.

    >in line at the record store buying some band shirts
    >6/10 QT cashier helping DYEL infront of me
    >looks up and we make eye contact
    >gives me a big smile and looks down
    >walk up to register once other guy is done
    >say hi and make small talk about how busy it is
    >we talk a little bit and I make a joke about the parking lot
    >she laughs with a big smile
    >take my shirts and say goodbye, she smiles again

    I've been working on not being a social retard when it comes to women, feels like I'm making progress. Soon enough I'll be able to chat up women I'm actually interested in. WAGMI

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good job anon

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      nice

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >in gym yesterday
    >havent ever hit the 2 pl8 squat
    >mostly because its a mental block
    >put the plates on
    >hit the squat
    >holy shit it was way easier than expected yes
    >some girl comes with some other dude
    >“Now that guys got strong legs!”
    >no one else squatting or doing legs so assume it was directed to me

    It felt great because of the overcoming that mental hurdle, plus recieving a compliment, even if it was just from some girl who has no idea what she is talking about and was probably just trying to bust the balls of the guy she was with, who could barely squat 1 plate.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      good job anon.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Meanwhile I only got mires when i started repping 4pl8 on the squat

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >enjoying sweet noob gains combined with dbol
    >new haircut
    >visit senpai
    >cousin (15) exclaims "pecs" and feels my chest for 10-20 seconds
    >asks if I've been working out
    >flex arm "you tell me"
    >"oh my god"
    >holds my arm as we walk along the street with her friend later that day
    >touches my abs at dinner
    >"solid"

    >mfw

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >come out of the shower
    >wife demands to see my ass
    >is in awe of my ass
    >tells me how it looks so much bigger and rounder
    >starts kissing my ass and telling me how women actually love mens asses
    >mfw

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      How often does she peg you?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its true, women love mens asses. She grabs my ass when we do it missionary now whereas before she didnt really

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This was around Halloween we went to a show in costumes and hung out at my place afterwards. I was changing out of my costume and came out without a shirt on and my friend goes
    >wow you're jacked!
    I'm still dyel but i guess maybe normies think I'm strong now?

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >at work
    >lift doors or paint pails with ease
    >polish coworker with thick accent
    >"ahhh you big strong boy"

    >at gfs
    >gf grabs my thigh qs I change and goes "oooooh"
    >she also grabs my biceps often
    >feels good

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know if I'm just imaging shit or what, but I always hear on here that women KNOW what they're doing and they don't do anything by coincidence. Anyway I constantly feel like girls are looking at me in the gym and not in the
    >oh i was just panning the room and looked at you for 2 seconds
    I mean like I can kinda feel them looking at me and catch them constantly. doing so, few examples that maybe you guys can tell me coincidence or not
    >get to gym and doing some dumbbell bench
    >resting on bench when 3 girls show up and drag a bench from the other side of the floor and place it right next to me
    >remember one girl as she used like straps right under he ass cheeks on her thighs and looked mad hot
    >smile at her and she smiles back, other two girls staring
    >every time I'd do a set or if I was just laying on the bench girl I smiled at would move herself between the benches so now it was impossible not to see her ass in her booty shorts
    >if I'd grab a dumbbell from the rack she wouldn't move at all but would stare at me
    >catch her friends constantly staring at me from across the gym
    >go up stairs and one thot starts like goblet squatting next to me
    >we both catch eyes and I smile, she smiles back
    >constantly catch each other eyes to the point we start laughing about it
    >resting when out of nowhere she walks in my eye line, sorta like twirls a little then pulls up her shirts showing me her entire body and sports bra and wipes her face with her sweater that she pulled up
    >staring at her tits when I realize she's looking at me
    >smile as I got caught while looking away
    >bump into her as she's leaving and make it a point to stare at her ass as she's walking out the gym
    >out of nowhere she turns around and catches me again staring right at her
    >she gives me a funny look and walks out
    Were these coincidences and all in my head or is there something there?I ask because every time I try to talk to these damn girls in the gym I get an immediate wall up and they act standoffish

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'll post examples
      >THESE are the examples
      Gee Idk anon, I think they see their father in you.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >these examples
      Anon......even my socially retarded ass can see what's happening. Maybe try talking to them since you can smile at them

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >she gives me a funny look and walks out.
      maybe next time smile at them again, maybe that will make them fuck you.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The way women flirt is by setting up a playing field for a game, with a distance between them and their subject, with the goal being the guy finding out that they're a subject of interest to the woman and him approaching her at the end, and you've played your part well.
      Next time it'll be your turn, and you should talk to her straight up, because the flirty looks from afar is their strategy not ours.

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its cute that you guys post these encounters.

    When you make it you'll realise this will happen on a daily, you will brush it off and carry on; stop caring what they think, do your own thing and dont give a fuck.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you do realize that you are like a rich guy telling poorfags to stop caring about money, right?

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've never had a mire, I'm too ugly.

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >girl stares at you and you catch her staring, making her look away
    >she does this several times
    Is this a mire?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I sure hope so

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go talk to them next time

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >went to see a concert on the weekend by myself
    >some mid 40s woman came up to me and asked if she could squeeze my ass
    >let her
    >tells me to join her group
    >wing mans me talking to random woman
    pretty fun night

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Late-teens looking girl cashier at grocery store
    >Put up all my items
    >She's eyefucking me, making tons of convo, flirty, saying random and stupid shit and laughing
    >Going slow as hell to scan the items to do so
    >Not many other lanes open. 4 other people line up and wait behind me
    >She continues to flirt, had that sheen-look in her eyes, you anons know what I mean here.
    >Gives me 10 reusable bags for free
    Always liked this one.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hearing shit like this really motivates me to get back in the hyperbolic time chamber.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      should've given her your number, bro

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >at a techno concert with best bud.
    >all night randos keep complementing me on my bootleg nine inch nails T-shirt.
    >suddenly drunk girl pushes her way out of a crowd and runs towards me.
    >she immediately begins grabbing my pecs and moaning "oh... Those are nice.. I love your chest."
    >manlet scurrys up and drags her off, muttering, "s-sorry about that, e-excuse us..."
    >smile at them and say, "be safe, and God bless you crazy kids."

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      pretentious gay

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    opposite mire moment:
    >been working out for 3 months
    >2 months ago I had no idea what I was doing, wasn't eating enough and wasn't meeting protein requirements. was just going to the gym and doing whatever I liked
    >dad leaves for business trip
    >decide to sit down and do a bunch of research
    >make a split, and start eating enough
    >decent gains in 2 months, to myself I look bigger and am proud
    >gained some decent strength too
    >dad comes back a week ago
    >"damn anon, you look the same as when I left. I thought you'd have some nice muscles by now"
    >all confidence shattered
    >hurts extra hard because my dad is really swole too
    🙁

    • 2 months ago
      anonymous

      If you knew your dad well you would have known if he's trolling you or not

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just had another one happen last night:
    >out for dinner with friend last night
    >QT waitress is flirting with us
    >don't think much of it since they usually all do this for tips
    >either way decide to get some practice in and flirt back
    >we continue this for the whole meal
    >bill comes and we chat while I pay
    >I tip her well
    Now here is where it gets interesting...
    >my friend and I stay and talk for a while after paying the bill
    >she comes back to offer to refill water, even though we obviously don't need it and have already paid
    >as she walks by me she makes an obvious effort to touch my shoulder

    I know this is typical for waitresses but I feel like they don't usually take it that far. She was also giving very genuine smiles and laughs as we flirted. I'm thinking I'm Gonna Make It.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >free water
      she definitely wants your penis in her mouth vagina and buttocks

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shouldve written your number on the recede and left it on the table, they love that shit

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >long time tomboy waifu walks up to me to compliment me on my squats
    >politely thank her but don't attempt to chat more
    >haven't seen her in two months after that
    I blew it

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >meet up with friends i havent seen in a while for dinner
    >its at my friends place so very chill dinner party
    >everyone has gf except me and they all come
    >i start snacking in the kitchen on some chips
    >all my friends's gfs come walking in
    >they all say how much i changed and look bigger
    >"in a good way"
    >they proceed to make jokes whenever im around
    >im walking in the hallway, one of the girls does airplane signals to guide me down the hallway
    >one of the girls start poking my chest and saying how she never seen this before
    >another girl jokingly suggests i start having crazy tan lines on purpose and tells me to lift shirt up to see what my current tan is
    definitely feel validated but holy fuck was the entire night awkward as fuck. i couldn't tell if they were genuine with their compliments or they were trying to somehow make my friends jealous

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      whores will flirt when their bf is right there with them, sad.

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    accidental self-mire today
    >Two people in gym including me
    >we're both doing push and its a small hole in the wall gym so we're next to eachother
    >chat a bit during rests and we decide to just do our workout together
    >think his arms look big af
    >get jelly my arms aren't that big even tho we're lifting around the same weights and we're close in height and bf%
    >ask him his arm circumference
    >has a quarter inch smaller arms than I do
    >turns out body dysmorphia is real and I proxy self-mired
    also on the busride home a qt sat next to me instead of a dyel on the parallel seats. I'm counting that.

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >meet young girl through volunteer work
    >invite her over after one day
    >start making out
    >making my move
    >girl starts to giggle and laugh when i start feeling her boob
    >tells me she cant do this sober cause im too hot
    >give her confused look
    >say its ok we can go out for drinks later
    >continue making out until she finds out one of her family has covid and she leaves
    >next day she tells me she was nervous but will be better next time
    >next time never happened
    i guess it was a mire.

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