MMA is the biggest meme ever.

MMA is the biggest meme ever. I've seen plenty of MMA fights where one of the fighters could have killed the other, and then went on to lose. A lot of people see fighting at the ultimate litmus test of fitness, and having such public events based on lies is not a good thing.

Don't even get me started on boxing.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No one really knows for sure the rules of gladiatorial combat, but I'm thinking now that the purest rules where that you could either win by death or submission.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Most fights ended before they got killed because gladiators werent cheap and their masters didnt want them dying that quickly/easily,they only fought to the death on occasion

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Most fights ended before they got killed because gladiators werent cheap and their masters didnt want them dying that quickly/easily,they only fought to the death on occasion

      Considering that gladiators were treated like modern pro athletes with sponsorship deals for olive oil/garum/businesses it is incredibly unlikely that they used non-blunt weapons in their fights, let alone fought to the death. It doesn't make sense to invest years worth of time and money into training someone and setting up sponsorships just to have that investment constantly at risk of being murdered. Fighting to the death was saved for pitting unarmed prisoners of war or religious minorities like Christians against wild animals because their lives literally did not matter.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's incredible the amazing shit romans managed to build 2000y ago

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The catalyst behind this is actually a female match I saw around 2009 when I was in college. One of the fighters had a kung fu background and the other some BJJ shit or something. I remember thinking how odd it was for a fighter to have a kung fu background, but the female with the kung fu background got the other fighter in a position where should could have snapped her neck pretty violently and either backed off or didn't realize what happened.

    In something that requires such split second decision making as fighting, you are actually building bad habits going for submissions and KO's rather than kills. Everyone here talks up MMA fighters and boxers like they are gods, but I guarantee that have a bunch of fighting instincts that would result in them getting killed in a serious fight.

    The reason that doesn't happen is because it's extremely rare for two people to be fighting each other in the streets and trying to kill each other. They are almost always going for a sick highlight reel KO or something rather than a humble murder.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the female with the kung fu background got the other fighter in a position where should could have snapped her neck pretty violently and either backed off or didn't realize what happened.

      Neck cranks are legal in mma, and you can’t just snap a neck irl like you’re playing hit man lmao

      There are arbitrary rules but you pretty obviously have no idea what you’re talking about, go be a moron about something you understand

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's why kickboxing makes the most sense for a streetlight tbh. If you get knocked down you're gonna get stomped. I don't want to get ringworm so I can beat someone who I can hug in a fight.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm just amazed that this guy apparently watched wmma back in 2009. It's not impossible but I would have thought that only people watching smaller promotions back then would be pretty into it. The UFC was still on Spike back then.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >would be pretty into it

          >take 10 years of martial arts as a kid
          >hear about UFC from the grassroots up
          >nothing on TV midday except shitty UFC fights
          >might as well watch this and try to absorb some fighting knowledge
          >...........this is the gayest fricking shit ever I'm literally going to get worse at fighting by following it in any way
          >time passes.gif
          >TWENTY TWENTY FOUR ULTIMATE FIGHTING MEME WORLD TOUR

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is exactly why it's dumb when people hype up UFC fighters as the most dangerous hand to hand combatants in the world. It's still just a sport. Do you think Dustin Poirier is going to do shit against some professional hitman with 20 kills or KGB agent? They're trained to immediately eye gouge or dismember people. Kill or be killed. Not score points. They instinctively go for the throat or eyes or try to snap your neck. No clinching or lying on your back waiting for the ref.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Do you think Dustin Poirier is going to do shit against some professional hitman with 20 kills or KGB agent?
        Yes. Real life killers don't do some magic pressure point video game neck twist that kills a person in one move. They use weapons. They don't have to be exceptional fighters. If you want to kill someone bare-handed, know how to grapple and strangle them.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >hur durr a guy who spends 20 yearz out-striking world class fighters doesn't know how to poke eyes and can't slip an attempted eye poke like a punch, he's just hold his head still and let you gouge because why bother using any half competent grappling to control position? A guy who carries a gun professionally surely has put the time and effort into cultivating and stress testing superior hand to hand skills.
        Clueless homosexual.

        the female with the kung fu background got the other fighter in a position where should could have snapped her neck pretty violently and either backed off or didn't realize what happened.

        Neck cranks are legal in mma, and you can’t just snap a neck irl like you’re playing hit man lmao

        There are arbitrary rules but you pretty obviously have no idea what you’re talking about, go be a moron about something you understand

        This. This whole "combat sports are just sports" take has a modicum of truth to it but you'll never get in position to use your oh so dangerous forbidden techniques if you don't do combat sports yourself.

        https://i.imgur.com/zbHUbGX.jpg

        The amount of Dunning–Kruger on fit when it comes to fighting is staggering.

        Sign up for an amateur MMA match now. I assure you can do that today and no one will stop you.

        Thank you for being a critically thinking adult. These fricking losers stand ankle deep in the ocean of martial arts, surrounded by accessible noob shit in youtube videos and Bruce Lee movies, shouting out to the middle of the ocean at the people who swam out there with years or decades of blood sweat and tears to tell them they don't really know how to swim.

        The catalyst behind this is actually a female match I saw around 2009 when I was in college. One of the fighters had a kung fu background and the other some BJJ shit or something. I remember thinking how odd it was for a fighter to have a kung fu background, but the female with the kung fu background got the other fighter in a position where should could have snapped her neck pretty violently and either backed off or didn't realize what happened.

        In something that requires such split second decision making as fighting, you are actually building bad habits going for submissions and KO's rather than kills. Everyone here talks up MMA fighters and boxers like they are gods, but I guarantee that have a bunch of fighting instincts that would result in them getting killed in a serious fight.

        The reason that doesn't happen is because it's extremely rare for two people to be fighting each other in the streets and trying to kill each other. They are almost always going for a sick highlight reel KO or something rather than a humble murder.

        You don't know shit about grappling and that neck was almost certainly perfectly safe. What's also almost guaranteed is that the "kung fu" chick had substantial experience kickboxing and wrestling.

        https://i.imgur.com/iUePVep.jpg

        MMA is the biggest meme ever. I've seen plenty of MMA fights where one of the fighters could have killed the other, and then went on to lose. A lot of people see fighting at the ultimate litmus test of fitness, and having such public events based on lies is not a good thing.

        Don't even get me started on boxing.

        >Don't get me started on boxing.
        You will never get started boxing. That would involve scrutinizing your fantasies and subjecting your skills to the pressure test of trained opposition with an eye for distance levels angles breathing and bracing, who can pick you apart without breathing hard, long before you ever get close enough to put hands on them. Sure. Boxing is a limited skillset, but without training it you have absolutely no ground to stand on. Combat sports are the best way to train to fight, not because they account for every possibility, but because they are the best balance of sustainability and effectiveness. Without them, you haven't trained shit in any way that even loosely approximates a real fight.

        Children.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Bruce lee was more legit than most people around today he'd probably fold most anyone in one kick.

          >but he can't go at it for 20 minutes
          Literally who else is even gonna move the big ass bag he got for his porch they all hit like shit.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            When do you even see streetfights go for more than 30 seconds these aren't exactly d1 material here.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Bruce Lee was little more than a method actor and martial arts scholar. Because his training lacked the most important ingredient, which is consistent full-ish contact sparring and full-ish intensity rolling with a trained opponent. He point sparred, and rarely. His boxing was atrociously amateurish, his grappling was purely theoretical, he lifted baby weight, and that heavy bag on his porch weighed 100 lbs at the most, almost certainly less. You are a victim of marketing and mysticism, kiddo. Bruce would be eaten alive by the vast majority of amateur competitors, and the only people pretending otherwise a are trying to defend their own LARP that they've magically become a competent fighter without ever doing anything that closely approximated fighting.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              But the funniest thing is bruce lee himself never considered himself some fighting demigod, it was their fans that created that myth. He was a great martial arts and visionary no doubt with real skill but he was never an actual fighter.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                True. He talked about martial arts as a dance or a form of expression

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It is I took 10 years of martial arts as a kid and not once in any of the few scuffles I’ve been in did I think using a martial arts move would be a good idea

                BJJ etc teach you how to win at MMA not kill

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >using a martial arts move
                Like a punch? Kick? Takedown?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >10 years of martial arts as a kid
                translation: i trained at a shitty mcdojo taekwondo place instead of doing wrestling, boxing, kyokushin, or literally anything actually worth doing

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If your coach didn't have you going for heavyweight you're literally in practice going to be point fighting. If they have you cutting weight before you even take 2 years or so to put on most of the muscle you can your coach is a israeli israelite Black person.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >is the best person at the gym and takes it easy on people in sparring
                If anything the sparring is making you worse. Literally fighters have the absolute worst weight training regiments of ay athlete besides long distance runners.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                My coach literally tells me to keep lifting and doing heavy compound movements, to be in a caloric surplus, and that only people who are prepping for a match or a tournament or are obese should be cutting. If you're at an actual proper gym they will almost always be telling you the same thing, frick, if you're in a HIGH SCHOOL WRESTLING TEAM they're gonna tell you the exact same thing. You literally have no idea what you are talking about and it's pretty clear you've never trained a day in your life at any gym or any team that's even remotely competitive in the slightest.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If you aren't in hw you are gonna be stuck in that weight class because trying to build 15-50lbs of muscle in less than a year is not happening unless it's noob gains and you're really good with programming.

                Im pretty frickin good I could probably walk into a mma gym near me and beat most if not everyone I come across and I'm not even strong, I just kick super hard. Also I plan on doing heavyweight mma once I'm benching over 4pl8s just to compete with the juice monkeys.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >build 15-50lbs of muscle in less than a year is not happening unless it's noob gains and you're really good with programming.
                just do SS.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nah vertical horizontal with incline bench on ohp days is the best imo. Structure is kind of gay but whats really gay is resting for several days to eek out another half rep instead of keeping muscles rebuilding. I've only seen people who programcuck lose perfectly good gains and never anything good besides some kind of rain man like solace.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ok nvm i thought you were being serious, my bad. The whole "dude i see red and bodies start dropping" shit gave the bait away too easily man

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >just because you could break more boards when you were like 13 than adults doesn't mean shit
                It's like man have you ever even sparred anyone who has kickboxing skills? Btw tell people who spar lighter you're gonna go 95% to the face like Jesus frickin christ yall mma people smoke Gatorade bongs and drink light beer.

                I'll guess you're doing boxing or mma. Why don't yall ever hit that hard on the bag?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >>just because you could break more boards when you were like 13 than adults doesn't mean shit
                >"DUDE WHEN I WAS 13 I HIT THE THING THAT COULDN'T MOVE OR FIGHT BACK RLY RLY RLY HARD THAT MEANS I'M LITRLYALY PRO FITER!!!"
                holy shit you're a riot please come back here when you're 18 i'm sure you'll be even funnier after you grow out of your teenage angst

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Alright here's the deal when I'm strong enough to not be worried about roiders I'll 360 roundhouse someone to the body in a real mma bout and you'll know it's me.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >in a real fight
                You really gonna go 100% to someone's forehead with your bare fist? No gloves to block with, and if you get tackled you might get kod on the ground.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                im sorry your a grown ass man doing a children's activity

                im also sorry your mother has a penis

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >i trained at a shitty mcdojo
                Taking martial arts seriously past the age of 18 is like taking football seriously past the age of 18. It makes perfect sense and is a good use of your time.

                If you get paid for it.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm sure if mma were popular in his day he'd have a slightly different style. But yeah the bag he was hitting on the porch was apparently 700 lbs btw, I have a 300lb bag shits no joke.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This has to be a joke lmao, Bruce is an ICON but he was more of a scholar than a fighter

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >he was more of a scholar than a fighter
              you understand that the roots of martial arts are rooted in shaolin temple type stuff that is closely connected with buddhism and monastic life right?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Instincts you fricking literal moron

          You lecture me for an entire Charles dickens length novel yet fail to grasp how important instincts are for fighting

          Boxers and mma dudes have fighting instincts not killing instincts

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This homie thinks killing "insticts" will somehow give you speed,reaction times related to fighting,timing,skills,techniques ,conditioning that take years to develop and make you able to kill a trained fighter just because dude eye pokes lmao as if those same fighters cant do the same but 10x better.

            You are so dumb it hurts,stop watching so much anime and join a gym, real life isnt a seinen manga.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Lololol what a fricking stupid straw to grasp at. Take your homosexual instincts to an MMA gym and see how good you are at even getting in range where it might be possible to pull of your magic killing moves.

            Kicks are fricking useless unless the other person is doing moronic shit like ducking down to avoid punches. A quick knee or kick to the jaw and gg spinal column.

            There are many common boxing and mma moves that only works because of the rule set. Things like biting are usually useless unless your opponent is exposing arteries to your mouth. Etc

            A leg kick only requires that the person being kicked has momentarily shifted weight onto the lead leg. You children are fricking clueless.

            Like I said it’s about instincts if you’ve trained yourself to duck in a split second to avoid a punch good luck turning that off irl.

            Or expecting a ref to break things apart if you get tangled up etc

            Head to a boxing gym and try to touch the back of the guy's head before getting lit up. Dipshit fricking loser.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What instincts do you possess that you’ve learned from having zero fights that they don’t have?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That you are a skinnyfat pussy and your mom has a dick

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I didn’t need your life story. I needed an answer. Post body so I can bask in your glory.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >subjecting your skills to the pressure test of trained opposition
          Pretty much every random internet tough guy spouting shit like "no rules in a street fight/i'd just bite them or gouge their eyes out/this secret technique that's too dangerous for sport" hasn't even attempted to box or wrestle against someone doing barely 50% resistance. It's just like all those idiots who think that they could win a fight against a fricking lion, you're just moronic.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            And every weekend warrior thinks they can bjj guard and not literally die

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >haha bjj is just guard pulling
              This cope is always funny because no one ever says this shit. Y'all literally make up someone to be mad

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I think they’re trolling anon, literally no other explanation for this level of stupidity

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ok viking DNA

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I don’t even know what you meant by this.
              Let me reiterate in different words,
              Fightlets that think they’re natural born killers are moronic.
              But thanks, I unironically do have blue eyed blonde Norman and northern euro heritage. So I quote literally have Viking DNA.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                at least my mom doesn't have a penis

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Neither does your dad
                You are a test tube baby using monkey dna, which explains why you’re such a Black person

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You are truly stupid

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You morons are all the fricking same. Why do you somehow believes its that easy to gouge somebodys eyes out and that would instantly win you every fight? Are you fricking moronic?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It’s not easy but it’s one of those things that given the right circumstance is basically a kill move.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            if you tried to eye gouge a boxer in a fight you would get knocked out the moment you raise your arms to do so

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Lololol what a fricking stupid straw to grasp at. Take your homosexual instincts to an MMA gym and see how good you are at even getting in range where it might be possible to pull of your magic killing moves.

              [...]
              A leg kick only requires that the person being kicked has momentarily shifted weight onto the lead leg. You children are fricking clueless.

              [...]
              Head to a boxing gym and try to touch the back of the guy's head before getting lit up. Dipshit fricking loser.

              Do you know how to read? I’m not talking about fighting with rules here. Please send a mma or boxing god to my house to try and murder me with their skills.

              Not prime Tyson though he was a true killer.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Please find me on the street and try to kill me fighting like Floyd mayweather does

                Please and bring a camera

                ?feature=shared
                is this you?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don’t know how to mma sorry I’m only interested in self defense

                You are welcome to test my self defense skills but I’m not doing any gay ass martial arts dance with you

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                watch the video and tell me at what point he could do X rule-breaking move that would kill the other guy?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Hahahaha I wasn’t going to watch it but it happened in the first second

                Weak ass kick puts the karate kid off balance bull rush him at that moment get him on his back and put him into a coma

                He is betting his life that kicks stuns the guy like tekken lololol

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The funny thing is that top competitors often just hit the bag. You won't find a sparring partner that can match the style you are gonna be competing for, they might hit mitts and shit but technique deteriorates during sparring it's only good to freshen up your fighting skills.

                Nobody that spars more than hitting the bag hits hard, they hit so they don't miss. I can tell that's how someone trains when fights look more like sparring. They say training incorrectly is takes 5x the amount of time to fix than to just have trained properly.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This video makes me feel a little bad about the fat guy and op, its like you are talking to a mentally challenged man and trying to convince him that he doesn’t have superpowers, in this case is a raging autist

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He bet his life his tekken tag team kick in the first second casts stun

                If that guy doesn’t flinch the Black is dead

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >its like you are talking to a mentally challenged man and trying to convince him that he doesn’t have superpowers
                the perfect summary of this thread

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >the perfect summary of this thread
                at least my mom doesn't have a dick

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Lmao, that fatass just needed to gouge his eyes out, he would have instantly killed that other guy according to the morons in this thread

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why didn't he just eye gouge? Why didn't he use his biting? Why didn't he do pressure points?
                What the frick bros?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You don't understand, its cause of the rules and the referee. If it wasnt for those he would have easily gouged the MMA guys eyes out and hit his pressure points, killing him instantly

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Amazing death animation.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >wearing gloves
                Sorry sweetie but if he didn't have the gloves on the fighter would have had no chance
                Next time they should fight in a crowded bar and not a cage see how long the mma sissy lasts after he gets hit from behind with a bar stool

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Cute. Here's how it would go in real life:

                > fat man fakes a punch and spits in black man's eyes. He is now at least partially blind for a couple seconds
                > street fighter flashes a kick bait but ends up just stomping on black's foot. He would never think to defend that since in MMA it's "against the rules"
                > Blacko goes for a roundhouse to a body except he forgets that kick don't work outside of buildings and trips, breaking his skull
                > Street fighter calmly comes up, gouges his eyes, turns MMAlet's neck 90 degrees and walks into a bar ordering a glass of water

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Faked a punch
                You think a fatfrick can use a defective feint?
                Kekychooky you guys are delusional, to say the least.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Alright this cant be real, its impossible for this not to be bair, i refuse to believe your for real or if you are, over like 16

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Real life killers never want to engage in a fair fight, moron.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Real life killers never want to engage in a fair fight, moron.
          you would be surprised at how many gun fights ended up with fits and knives in hallelujah

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you're 12

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this is the most moronic shit i've ever read
        >W-WELL SECRET AGENT HITMEN AND SOLDIERS-
        they use guns. the average GI can't fight because all they really need to know is how to brain someone with lead same as "le deadly assassin" would. you fricking idiot.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds like women's self defense classes.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I will give you guys some credit because there is SOME truth to what you’re saying. MMA isn’t real fighting. But it is pretty close. Yes you can eye gauge, hit people in the balls, frick with certain bodyparts, bite them, etc. MMA fighters train none of that. But executing these moves isn’t so easy. Try eye gauging a good wrestler. You are going to be on your ass pretty fast. Try kicking a kickboxer in the dick. He will see it coming.
        If you know the basics of sport fighting, that is a great base to learn the more lethal moves. The emotional intensity I’d say is the biggest difference between sport fighting and life/death fights. Sport fighters don’t typically bring that intensity because they know their life isn’t in danger. When your life is on the line the brutal shit comes out. Paralyzing people and snapping necks is 100% real but it’s not some quick easy kill, this is real life

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Why didn't she just generate 1000 pounds of force and snap their neck.
        Literal drooling moron.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          look its superman

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          hey darryl how is the football career going?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            https://i.imgur.com/b9nhscd.jpg

            look its superman

            I don't think you guys understand force.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >I don't think you guys understand force.
              HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
              >force

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Fair enough. I figured they wouldn't understand if I said they don't understand work or energy.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                sorry about you being a virgin you can always date a chick with a dick like your mom

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The catalyst behind this is actually a female match I saw around 2009 when I was in college. One of the fighters had a kung fu background and the other some BJJ shit or something. I remember thinking how odd it was for a fighter to have a kung fu background, but the female with the kung fu background got the other fighter in a position where should could have snapped her neck pretty violently and either backed off or didn't realize what happened.

        In something that requires such split second decision making as fighting, you are actually building bad habits going for submissions and KO's rather than kills. Everyone here talks up MMA fighters and boxers like they are gods, but I guarantee that have a bunch of fighting instincts that would result in them getting killed in a serious fight.

        The reason that doesn't happen is because it's extremely rare for two people to be fighting each other in the streets and trying to kill each other. They are almost always going for a sick highlight reel KO or something rather than a humble murder.

        this really triggered the BJJ homos and MManlets

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Do you think Dustin Poirier is going to do shit against some professional hitman with 20 kills or KGB agent?
        Assuming you mean with no weapons, yes he will absolutely win most of the time.
        >They're trained to immediately eye gouge or dismember people. Kill or be killed
        Explain how they practice kill or be killed. You can’t simulate this and practice it without it reverting to anything mma fighters or boxers would do.

        >hitman
        Agent 47 isn’t real which is disappointing but true. A hitman sneaks up and stabs or shoots someone when they aren’t expecting it. Why on earth would they even want to get into a confrontation?

        Are you 12?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Most special forces guys are below 200lbs

          I bet there are a bunch of guys in the military though that would murder the shit out of whatever pop tart heavyweight mma champ there is in a real fight

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Current ufc heavyweight champ is Tom Aspinall
            >6'4
            >~260
            >fast as frick for that size
            >powerful and strong
            Not that he's invincible, but a guy that big and athletic that's also trained to fight professionally for years isn't getting overlooked even by guys who could beat him. No one isn't taking that guy seriously.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If that were true there would be more military guys randomly taking title fights in MMA and getting the belt. Also, military special forces are highly trained to be military special forces, not fist fighters.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              For the last fricking time

              A special forces guy could probably murder the mma champ in a real fight

              Oh yeah then why aren’t they fighting them in not a real fight

              I’m serious do you have cte?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I doubt it. In a real fight a world-class MMA athlete would still have a leg up if it's just bare hands.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe against a bad player they would be fricked against a pro bowl linemen even Joe Rogan talks about how much more physically dominant some of the elite nfl players are

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I agree with that. Someone who weighs 170 lbs fighting someone walking around at 300 lbs is always at a disadvantage.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I doubt it. In a real fight a world-class MMA athlete would still have a leg up if it's just bare hands.

                the part that determines it for me is, if the mma guy goes down (either he fells down or goes for a takedown whatever) the specops guy would just kick him in the fricking head, while the mma guy has been conditioned that a guy down you can't kick him.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                MMA fighters foul all the time, including kicking each other in the head. They would absolutely do it irl, and it's not like none of them has ever been in a street fight.
                >or goes for a takedown
                confirmed for not knowing what the frick you're talking about

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >the specops guy would just kick him in the fricking head
                This homie never heard of Pride. For fricks sake anon there was an organization that allowed this. Kicking a guy in the head until the ref stops the fight was Wanderlei Silva’s finishing move.

                Furthermore, why would your spec ops guy ever practice kneeing or kicking against a takedown? What situation would they ever be in where a gun or knife isn’t a better solution?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Idk man they are always awkward when sparring and not fluid. It's like they're losing power through stiff movement trying to force shit.

                Also they're weak from eating like a prison inmate and sleeping like shit.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What’s a real fight?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No there aren’t. Why don’t those same guys go fight and win titles if it’s so easy? They could make millions but instead they don’t because….reasons.

            Why the frick would special forces train hand to hand unarmed combat more than someone whose job it is to do that full time? They have guns for a reason. If they get into hand to hand that’s what knives are for. Video games and movies aren’t real life.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what are you talkig about? what techniques are the special murder ones that mma fighters don't use? chokes are lethal submissions btw, so going for submissions makes alot of sense

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >but I guarantee that have a bunch of fighting instincts that would result in them getting killed in a serious fight.
      As opposed to someone who has never trained martial arts before?
      Lmfao

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >some BJJ shit or something
      >got the other fighter in a position where should could have snapped her neck pretty violently
      definitely sounds like you know what you're on about

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Have a kill-friendly fight league
      >Nobody with any genetic quality joins because they don't want to risk their worthwhile qualities on a dogshit league
      >Some freak of nature joins anyway because of mental illness
      >Only has 3 fights because he got staph 3 days before a fight and gets killed by some incel
      >The kills are often just sitting with rear naked choke for 3 minutes while everyone boos
      >Fighting styles are incredibly timid pawing at each other because staying alive is more important than flashy fights

      I'm sorry they don't do soccer kicks, but if you want your favorite fighter to fight 3 times a year and be entertaining while they do it, you need to modify your rule set away from pure self defense. Keeping someone mounted for 15 minutes is better self defense than kickboxing in a 1 on 1 but nobody really wants to see that women's MMA tier match

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is exactly why it's dumb when people hype up UFC fighters as the most dangerous hand to hand combatants in the world. It's still just a sport. Do you think Dustin Poirier is going to do shit against some professional hitman with 20 kills or KGB agent? They're trained to immediately eye gouge or dismember people. Kill or be killed. Not score points. They instinctively go for the throat or eyes or try to snap your neck. No clinching or lying on your back waiting for the ref.

      >professional hitman with 20 kills or KGB agent
      you sound like a moronic 10yo, but you are going in the rigiht direction with your train of thought, a navy seal or any special agent from a military probably would win against one of this guys, just imagine a SAMBO guy against a mma fighter in a real life situation, the SAMBO guy probably kicks him on the dick and then brakes his fricking arm and leg, ,mma fighters have the "rules" always in mind when fighting, even if just instinctively, the special operations guys would look to kill him in the most dirtiest and quick way possible. That is just a fact

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Still it's full time training to fight unarmed against top tier opposition vs mostly training other stuff with regular maintenance level h2h training. There are some specops dudes who later became mma fighters, one even competing as a woman.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      EVO doesn't count fatty.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >fighters and boxers like they are gods, but I guarantee that have a bunch of fighting instincts that would result in them getting killed in a serious fight.
      Lol. Lmao even. Why would people who train how to strike and how to avoid getting hit (and tolerating getting hit) be worse off than people who don’t practice it? No, you being able to kick them in the balls and eye gouge isn’t going to let you beat them in a street fight. They can play dirty too.

      That said some BJJ is useless because if you try to pull guard and the other guy isn’t playing by the rules you’re likely to get fricked up. A lot of submissions are viable because the opponent isn’t allowed to hit you in the face.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I would bet my life a pro bowl left tackle would murder the current heavyweight mma champ in 30 seconds in a no rules fight. You people live in a fantasy world.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Make sure to link the story of the 4th string cfl dropout getting sucker punched like it totally invalidates my statement.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          People forget that some humans are 300+ and are benching like 5-6 pl8s for reps. Very difficult to ko and can easily just tackle you.

          You aren't scoring a combo on someone not standing with you fyi.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            So what if 2 of them get into a fight they're just gonna try to tackle each other without even throwing a fist? I mean you're right in a sense but I'm putting my money on someone 250+ even if they aren't quite as strong because they train specifically for fighting.

            If you can consistently land back kicks and can box well you're just gonna win against someone who isn't nearly as good as you 9 times out of 10. The skill difference in being able to quickly close distance and land punches when the opponent has a lapse in footing or ability to dodge and block is staggering and at that weight/strength one punch to the face is a ko or feet buckling under you.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No shit. But there’s literally only a couple dozen people that are that big and strong. Even if you say 6’3” of taller, 275lbs or more and they aren’t obese, and they bench 400+, you’re talking about a couple thousand in the world. That’s so rare it rounds to zero.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ok and how does that relate to what I said or replied to?
          >heh I’ll use someone who’s in the 99th percentile for height and weight and is also in the 99.99th percentile in athletic ability as a useful example
          >this certainly pertains to everyone
          >it’s why I, despite being fat and never fighting anyone, would win in a street fight
          Damn dude you got me. How will I recover?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'd honestly put my money on one of the faster ones as long as they're benching more than like 3pl8s. Once you already have a lot of power it's more about speed and skill unless ofc the fight devolves to wrestling.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              honestly it's probably this, the one that kicks the other in the dick or picks the eyes out the fastest probably wins lmao

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe they don’t go for kills because it’s a sport and competitors want a long career. The people fighting at professional level could easily kill your average joe, either by way of submission or caving their face in with strikes. I don’t really know what you’re on about, yes people who train to kill will have an easier time killing someone but skilled fighters will have a much easier time killing someone than (you).

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The amount of Dunning–Kruger on fit when it comes to fighting is staggering.

    Sign up for an amateur MMA match now. I assure you can do that today and no one will stop you.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's actually what got me back into lifting. And those monkeys are juicing they're already taking severe head trauma so I'm gonna wait till I'm huge and walk through heavyweight.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But do you actually train though? There's no point in holding off training so you can get "huge" you would just smashed by smaller fighters cause unless you're VASTLY bigger, taller and stronger your size isn't gonna be THAT big of a factor

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >But do you actually train though?
          You build fighting instincts and learn not to punch with your thumb inside your fist. There is literally nothing else.

          If you need to take a class to learn how to choke someone you are hopelessly moronic. MMA shit is decent exercise, but if you've deluded yourself into thinking you are learning some kind of secret eastern murder techniques you are literally moronic.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Sign up for an amateur MMA match now. I assure you can do that today and no one will stop you.
      Not OP, but how? Whenever I look up amateur boxing/mma in my town I only get results for fights that already happened years ago or gyms, and pretty much none of them updated their site/blog/facebook page in years.
      I was initially told that I could just join a gym end eventually the coach would put me to fight, but the only gym where the coach had the minimum of interest in the sport closed during covid and I lost contact with him. I tried to join other boxing or kickboxing gyms but all of them are populated by fat guys, women, and fat women, with a coach that never competed.
      Where do I look?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        When I moved away from the city where I first started training, I asked my coach for advice on finding a new gym and he told me to ask a bouncer. I'm a bong though, and every kickboxing/Muay Thai gym I've trained at has regularly sent fighters to interclubs and amateur fights. Your country might not have the same sort of combat sports scene.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Finding a good gym can be hard, luckily I found a place in my small city that regularly trains guys that fight in fairly local promotions. As the other anon said ask bouncers, most of them (the legit ones at least) are training at least boxing, BJJ, or another art. As far as promotions where they host fights at local venues, look up amateur mma fighting promotions near me, find videos of past events and look up the promotion that hosted the fight. It can be hard if you live in bumfrick nowhere but if you can find a legit gym they’ll know where to direct you. Your first priority is finding that good gym and training consistently for at least a year, if your coach isn’t a moron he’ll make sure you’re ready before you sign the contract. Don’t just sign up and then start training, you’ll be in for a rude awakening

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lots of professional fighters have been killed in a street fight. They rarely win.
      It's you showing us what dunning kruger effect is as you deny the reality.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That doesn't happen very often, plus, there are fighters who accidentally kill civilians. Like this slav who killed some strong man and got a life sentence for it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Lots of professional fighters have been killed in a street fight. They rarely win.
        I’m sure you can show us this with evidence right?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          From googling it it's mostly guys getting shot or stabbed.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You will never be roman

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      frick you Black person

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Underrated

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I am already roman

      t. roman

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Romani doesn't count gypsie

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A woman?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oof

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Erm… maybe because they are not about killing? you moron, go elevate a confrontation from meaningless fight that everyone will forget tomorrow to actual murder and see how that goes for you. If you really want to kill someone just use a weapon like le roman gladiators, fricking LARPer

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to know where the frick most of these Anons live who are “experts” on fighting and what to do in a fight.
    Protip: Move to a small homogenized town and you won’t ever have to worry about this shit, unless of course you still watch /misc/ webms and fantasize about committing a hate crime. homosexuals

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's true. I live in an affluent boring suburb where nothing ever happens. Even if you'd attack someone they'd probably call the police rather than fight. I haven't seen a fight since junior high-school and I'm 40 years old and even then it was mostly pushing each other until others were involved to break up the fight

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Any adult calls the cops if some rando attacks them even literal gangsters

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You know that 90% of the time gladiatorial fights ended without a death right? Yeah if you were up against slaves sure, but rarely did anyone risk their well trained and expensive glads.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This,again. Gladiators were expensive to maintain (feed,clothe,house and train) it would make no sense to let them die quickly and lose such an investment

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Look up pankration

    The coliseum was at it's core what "pro-wrestling" is today apart from a few carnage events with political prisoners or pows it was mostly drama and rehearsed spectacle. That's right, it's always been staged fake and gay world.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What also inspired me was a Tyson fight where I saw him ducking punches. You instinctively duck a punch irl in a real fight you die. All sorts of bad instincts like that.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >You instinctively duck a punch irl in a real fight you die.

      What the frick lmao

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Kicks are fricking useless unless the other person is doing moronic shit like ducking down to avoid punches. A quick knee or kick to the jaw and gg spinal column.

        There are many common boxing and mma moves that only works because of the rule set. Things like biting are usually useless unless your opponent is exposing arteries to your mouth. Etc

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >There are many common boxing and mma moves that only works because of the rule set
          name a single move in MMA that ONLY works because of the ruleset

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Kicking to the face while downed(I'd go for a nutshot or bodyshot honestly) kicking a downed opponent, 12 to 6 elbow is stupid unless someone is tackling you even then, biting vs bjj(chuck Norris could have just broke his neck is a good rebuttal).

            Basically everything to do with grappling to the ground is stupid in ufc, kickboxing is more realistic in that tripping an opponent gets you points but irl that's gg.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Fricking kek! The autism on this site reaches peaks that one could almost call beautiful if viewed against a sunset.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >bro nobody can just punch someone they'd get wrestled just stop trying to stand up and grapple and get smelly and stinky with us. Ringworm isn't even a big deal everyone gets it!
                No thank you.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The reason striking to the back of the head is illegal in boxing is because it's often fatal. So you exploit the rules and basically use that against them by ducking and this whole meta emerged around that being viable. When in reality it's not.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Kicks are fricking useless unless the other person is doing moronic shit like ducking down to avoid punches. A quick knee or kick to the jaw and gg spinal column.

          There are many common boxing and mma moves that only works because of the rule set. Things like biting are usually useless unless your opponent is exposing arteries to your mouth. Etc

          Are you actually trolling and baiting or are you for real?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Go to Somalia or some area without laws and use your sick boxing skills in a fight. Please.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Dude all martial arts have limitations but whats even your point? Fighting is fighting no matter if its a in ring fight or a "le dangerous street fight" you get better at something the more you do it,thats it. A guy living in somalia with good hand to hand combat skills,trained would likely still frick up some criminal killer in a street fight if it was 1 on 1 and no weapons, which doest mean he would do well under alternative circustances like if weapons were involved etc,its not that deep, there isnt some magical killer insticts that will make you invicible, this is just has dumb has saying you would kill a well trained soldier in a shot out just because "dude my killer insticts somehow magically give me technical knowledge of weapons usage,marksman skills and eye to hand coordination of an expert shooter" this is Legit anime tier thinking and your not making any sense. No offence or disrespect but are you over 18? If so,you have some dangerous ideas,just as much as guys that overplay martial arts and think their some demigods irl.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Please find me on the street and try to kill me fighting like Floyd mayweather does

                Please and bring a camera

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What the frick lmao

                True. He talked about martial arts as a dance or a form of expression

                Yeah man,he was a well spoken level headed guy, he never even made some insane claims either since he was a humble man,its bizarre how his followers turned him into some ethereal martial arts unbeatable entity,funny how that worked.

                [...]
                Considering that gladiators were treated like modern pro athletes with sponsorship deals for olive oil/garum/businesses it is incredibly unlikely that they used non-blunt weapons in their fights, let alone fought to the death. It doesn't make sense to invest years worth of time and money into training someone and setting up sponsorships just to have that investment constantly at risk of being murdered. Fighting to the death was saved for pitting unarmed prisoners of war or religious minorities like Christians against wild animals because their lives literally did not matter.

                This

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Bro you’ve gotta be moronic or smth

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Give me an address and I’ll take you up on that challenge. Why won’t you post body and post your address? You aren’t scared of us are you anon?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Give me your moms phone number so I can suck her dick

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                bad example, the only people that like maywather are other ameriBlack folk lmao, noone into box respects that gay

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Like I said it’s about instincts if you’ve trained yourself to duck in a split second to avoid a punch good luck turning that off irl.

          Or expecting a ref to break things apart if you get tangled up etc

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            An untrained person can't hit hard or fast enough to get the back of the head when a triaged person is ducking for a split second

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’d love to see all of these boxers use their defensive boxing skills irl where they don’t have gigantic pillows on their hands. You can damn near cover your entire torso with boxing gloves.

    Or mma dudes try one of those guards when the other person can just lift you up and drive your neck into the pavement.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reach is such a major advantage in boxing because in a real fight when you get tangled up it ends up on the ground.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i wish there was some kind of study done on people who believes combat sports are "fake" or useless, i hate "muh dunning kruger effect" but its probably one of the biggest examples of it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They are like 80 90% real but they teach bad self defense instincts and leave out a lot of game changing things.

      If you get good enough you transcend the rule set like Ali or Tyson though.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They would only pretend they lost because they weren't allowed to use their magic lethal moves, because they lack even the basic understanding of how thoroughly outclassed they are and how difficult it would be to even get in range to attempt their stupid idea. Like a kickboxer can't find your groin and won't do it harder, faster, with less telegraphing, and better distance management.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Magic lethal moves

        Dawg there is an entire book written about illegal boxing and mma rules

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    And mma fights on the ground are about submissions and KOs

    You can’t pick someone up and drive their neck into the ground or do all sorts of nasty quick shit that might kill someone. MMA is boxing+wrestling there are all sorts of lethal moves in the middle of the two concepts.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Slams happen pretty often and are accounted for

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >You can’t pick someone up and drive their neck into the ground
      Post body. I don’t believe you can pick someone up at all.

      Vid related

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Please try all your sick boxing and mma crap without a ref or gloves

    Hahahahahahs

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hahahaha I wasn’t going to watch it but it happened in the first second

      Weak ass kick puts the karate kid off balance bull rush him at that moment get him on his back and put him into a coma

      He is betting his life that kicks stuns the guy like tekken lololol

      Bait lel

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Go ahead karate kid put yourself off balance like that and hope it casts a 3 second stun like in your video games

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I like you man,your a funny troll albeit if a bit deranged. Still some people irl really do think like this so its certainly a discussion to be head

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Go ahead karate kid pull off a punch Pokémon combo I’ll drive your neck into the pavement while you are crying for the ref to step in

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      MMA rules are gay and aren’t real fighting your response is for me to fight you under mma rules

      Makes sense

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mmgay is bullshit because they train to fight in a controlled manner, but an alpha male like me who grew up on the street just goes beastmode giving them no time to think about what circus acrobatics to perform

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Please use a bjj guard or duck punches or try a high leg kick Mr karate kid please

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Daily reminder giga mma champ Brock lesnar lost the high school wrestling championship to a future pro bowl lineman

    Not at all what this thread is about but still funny

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Another real move that you can’t use in mma

    Stomping

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pride allowed those to be fair

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Someone’s gonna die with that shit

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They were lucky nobody did when they were in business

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If wanderlei never killed anyone with soccer kicks to the head I don’t see anyone dying in the ring

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            "Aint over till its over"
            -pride ref watching as 2 juiced up apes wail on each other while one is clearly kod for 5-10 seconds

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Pride was so fun. I also loved the “let’s get the fattest man we can find and stick him up against a 170lb guy just to see what happens”

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You really can’t high kick that hard compared to a stomp

    A good stomp on someone’s head or rib cage lol

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >stomping
    >eye gouging
    >biting
    Thanks to everyone having a video camera on their phone, we have thousands upon thousands of hours of real, actual street fights and none of this shit happens. If this shit actually had real world application we would have fricking seen it by now, but we don't. We see what people actually do: they just keep punching because gross motor movement is simple and easily repeatable.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bro when I see red its over

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      One headbutt and theyd be knocked out cold

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MMA/boxing

    real fighting

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's with normies and thinking they have some super edge over trained fighters because "I just go for the kill bro I'd totally do it I'd just naturally know how to kill someone".
    It's the most delusional shit ever.
    As if a trained fighter couldn't KO you in one shot then sit on top of you smashing your face and brains into a strawberry and cream coloured paste.
    How is some untrained normie going to compete against that? They don't know how to block. They can't use footwork to evade. They can't even get close enough to a trained striker to attack them.

    God I hate normalgays.
    And yes, if you aren't trained in combat sports you're literally a normalgay.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >What's with normies and thinking they have some super edge over trained fighters because "I just go for the kill bro I'd totally do it I'd just naturally know how to kill someone".
      They bought into the fuddlore of picrel super hard. A badass street fighter with 200 confirmed wins and zero loses told them that they could totally win every fight by only "going for the kill" without any training, so they gave him their lunch money and can't admit they got scammed.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        DIM MAK IS REAL IN MY MIND
        FRICK YOU

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      your mom has a penis

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    combat sports will continue to be worthless until we go back to london prizefighting rules

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MMA is fine. BJJ manlets are the fricking worst.
    >take some millennial söyboy who weighs 150 lbs skinnyfat and is 5'9"
    >have him do BJJ 1x per week for 2 months
    >he thinks he knows how to fight
    based on a true story, I know like 6 of these dudes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how about dudes who are 25+ and should have been learning how to throw a punch 20 years ago

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >dudes who are 25+ and should have been learning how to throw a punch 20 years ago
        As one of these dudes, I know I'll never be a great fighter, but cut us some slack. Most of us grew up in suburbia where the only option for "martial arts" was a local McDojo with no sparring and didn't actually get any exposure to the real thing until we were in our 20's.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Meh if I started late I could be as good as I am with 2-3 years of dedicated training. The real skill ceiling is intelligence

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I’m 24 and just started training a few months ago. I fell into this thought trap, “I’ll never be a great fighter, I’ll always be behind someone who has been training since teen years”, yadda yadda. It’s the gayest thing you could tell yourself, in a couple years of training you’ll be able to defend yourself effectively and be leaps and bounds above the average dude. We just had a guy win his first mma match at 38 years old, it’s never too late to step into the cage and thinking otherwise is extremely homosexual. Go ahead and start and see where it takes you

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >BJJ manlets are the fricking worst.
      i know you are all pussies here because I'm the only one talking about instincts

      instincts are the most important thing for a fighter, they are just like video game instincts

      there were two instances when I was younger when I had to snap into kill mode and what I heard both times was whining from the other person that I hurt them (but I've hurt enough people and got hurt enough in martial arts to know I didn't actually hurt them and they were just gigantic whiny pussies like the posters here)

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I have the mentality of a killer
        you're harmless

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >you're harmless

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          instincts

          a shark doesn't think, it acts like a shark

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Primitive

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I know you are shitty fighters because everyone here i s talking about strategy and "knowing what to do" or whatever. Fights are about instant reaction, if you do any thinking you are probably dead if they are serious. You just react and rely on your experience/training.

    like mike tyson said "everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face"... people here love that quote but don't know what the frick he is actually talking about

    he is talking about INSTINCTS... he made other comments about fear and relating it to deer on a lawn or something. Fricking up your fighting instincts with meme BJJ bullshit can literally be deadly in a self defense situation. Like I said, most of those moves are only a good idea because there are rules in place.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >like mike tyson said "everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face"...
      He's talking about people like you lmao

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >He's talking about people like you lmao
        im talking about people like you

        homosexuals who's moms have penises and think they have some sort of viking DNA that allows them no to lift or have any sort of training

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the internet tough guy here is not me

        I act the same in real life as I do in person... the only thing I get some you queers in person is hard swallowing

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You’re definitely a jeet who watches too much Andrew Tate

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Post body

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mike Tyson, famous for never training and fighting purely on instinct

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        boxing or MMA teach you a lot bad real world fighting instincts

        PUT ON THESE GLOVES AND STEP INTO THE RING AND THEN SAY THAT

        do you read what you post?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Mike lost to guys with good gameplans who knew his weaknesses and how to exploit them

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Please attack me in the street and consult your playbook halfway through

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Keep living in your fantasy world where your 130lb twink ass can one shot someone who benches almost a ton because you go to a bjj class a few times a month.

              Why do you think you're good at fighting?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nice example of how grounded knees and kicks can favor wrestlers instead of being the end all be all counter to them people fantasize about
                >lose single leg
                >pop up to the back and drop him on his ass
                >overhook and pivot in front of him
                >ACK him with knee
                What a killer

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face
              >Evander Holyfield has a plan
              >Mike punches him in the face
              >Holyfield still has a plan
              >sticks to it
              >KOs Mike after dominantly kicking his ass

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Kek

        I know you are shitty fighters because everyone here i s talking about strategy and "knowing what to do" or whatever. Fights are about instant reaction, if you do any thinking you are probably dead if they are serious. You just react and rely on your experience/training.

        like mike tyson said "everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face"... people here love that quote but don't know what the frick he is actually talking about

        he is talking about INSTINCTS... he made other comments about fear and relating it to deer on a lawn or something. Fricking up your fighting instincts with meme BJJ bullshit can literally be deadly in a self defense situation. Like I said, most of those moves are only a good idea because there are rules in place.

        Mike, who drilled 3 hours a day, conditioned himself for another hour, was not fighting on instinct alone. He was an insanely technical boxer who beat larger but less skilled boxers regularly.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          boxing teaches you bad real world fighting instincts
          MIKE TYSON WAS A GREAT BOXER moron

          .....................................

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'd put my money on a boxer over an untrained guy any day.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Id put my money on you trying to knock me out in one punch, failing, and shitting your pants in panic.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's moronic

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                One of the things gyms train you to do is not go all out trying to take a guy's head off

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Training is gay, surely my superior instinct is all I nee- GACK

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Keep living in your fantasy world where your 130lb twink ass can one shot someone who benches almost a ton because you go to a bjj class a few times a month.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >who benches almost a ton
                Am I dyel if I don't have a 24pl8 1rm?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >one shot someone who benches almost a ton
                A 3x5 with 135 doesn’t count anon

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Hey it was 425 for 2 good ones!
                >gonna need a lift off on this one

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >that was surely a coincidence, my superior instinct and lack of training will give me an edge. I just nee- GACK

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Again, purely coincidence. People who train striking have bad instincts. They're not even accounting for me biting their hand. Now let's put it to the test again. I just nee- GACK

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I just need to prove my instincts are superior. Training is for dummies. Why would sparring and practice fighting help you be a better fighter? I just tnee- GACK

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                How do you miss that guillotine?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >that was surely a coincidence, my superior instinct and lack of training will give me an edge. I just nee- GACK

                No you don’t get it. Black folk are known for being extremely polite and rule followers under all circumstances. They assumed whitey was fighting with mma rules so they were polite and didn’t eye gouge and use other forbidden techniques. Classic misunderstanding.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Mike Tyson would literally kill you and any so called "street fighter", you are a fricking mentally challenged Hispanic who doesn't know how to fight

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHA

    AHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fighter here. This is why the martial arts are an ART

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ART!

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well yeah, that's why real killers use guns and knives. You'll rarely find a gang member trying to box with you. Unarmed martial arts are for sport, and for brawling with neighbors and drunkards.

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i love that webm of that french cop choking out that girl during covid lockdowns lmfao.

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i took martial arts as a kid because martial arts is for children

    here are some crayons IST they seem right up your alley

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    boxing is also designed for two adults of similar heights and weights to fight in a safe environment where it's difficult to get hurt

    are you guys really this fricking stupid?

    (yes)

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw loose ligaments so my knee pops out of place when doing rotating movements like hooks.
    I wanted to be a fighter so bad bros.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I wanted to be a fighter so bad bros.
      If you've reached age 18 without learning how to punch or without learning basic fighting instincts it's already too late.

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why don't you guys bake me something in between your BJJ classes?

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It’s not the biggest meme, but it is slightly a meme because they need rules so that fatal or life ending injuries don’t become commonplace. If an average guy fights an mma trained guy they’re going to get fricking stomped. It doesn’t matter if they do Krav Maga or some shit or they think they’re going to eye gouge or kick in the nuts or bite (with the exception of fighting bjj morons). Invariably the normal guy no matter how evil his intentions will still get the shit kicked out of him in an unarmed fight. It’s a meme in that it allows some techniques to prosper that simply wouldn’t if there were no rules, particularly when it comes to grappling. As I said, an average guy is still going to get the shot kicked out of him by khabib even if he bites and scratches and tries to poke him in the eye. But if 12 to 6 elbows were allowed khabib gets sent to the hospital or cemetery when he fights mcgregor. Being able to drop an elbow on top of the back of the head of someone trying to take you down would certainly reduce the effectiveness of grappling in mma

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >12 to 6 elbows were allowed khabib gets sent to the hospital or cemetery when he fights mcgregor
      Shut the frick up moron. Connor even Kneed Khabib on the ground in addition to throwing half a dozen elbows to his spine (also illegal). Your little Irish twink got his ass handed to him and has only beaten a 40 year old man on his retirement day since. Your boy lost and he lost like a b***h.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >muh back of the head shots
      Literally the most common unpenalized foul in MMA. Happens all the time, rarely gets even noticed by the referees. McGregor hit tons of them in his career.
      If it were explicitly allowed, it would be as much of an advantage to the offensive grappler as the defensive one. Pic related is the situation where back of the head shots would be game over, not contested wrestling positions where both guys are struggling fully against each other's strength like "someone trying to take you down". Defensive back of the head shots -which again are commonly used despite being illegal- happen either when a takedown is stuffed or when the guy throwing them is braced against the cage, ie in situations where the takedown attempt has already been countered by the defender's wrestling.
      The grounded opponent rule is worse for encouraging Khabib style gameplans where you can fail takedowns over and over with no repercussions, and is much more strictly enforced.

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >oh yeah ill suplex double leg guillotine your ass!
    Like man it's a flick of the hips and its gg from a "teep." I can punch harder than you can kick.

    >I box
    I punch harder than you. Why is that?

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    homosexuals like you shadow box in your bedroom imagining the bullies who stole your lunch money.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its really hard to kill someone with a punch rocky

      i stopped shadowboxing when I graduated high school like every well adjusted man....apparently some of you didn't get the memo

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >its really hard to kill someone with a punch rocky
        Not really. One hard and clean shot, someone falls, smacks their head on pavement, dead.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It’s so funny, everybody thinks he can fight.
    > hey can you solve this easy equation?
    >No I just went 10 years or more to school and done multiple hours of math per week… but who can remember that stuff, right?
    >hey can you fight?
    >Sure bro! I had a try out class as I was 10 and back in kindergarten I was roughing up the younger boys. I will eyepoke and groinkick every ufc fighter.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      At least I’m not a grown ass man going to karate class.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Im sorry that you don’t have a hobby.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You shouldn’t be proud of having a hobby meant for children.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You sound super insecure. You alright mate? No one is going to kick your ass. Calm down.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >You sound super insecure.
              Who hurt you?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Please list our your totally cool and masculine hobbies. We need an example to learn from after all. And post body too so we can see what to strive for.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I just assume people who don't train just don't feel weird knowing that if someone wanted to beat them up if they got drunk they could. I guess they have never seen the casino step behind side kick video before hey can someone post that it's the old Asian guy who gets bruce lee kicked by someone that looks like they're from jersey shore.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's the video of the old Asian guy ripping his shirt off then he gets stepping side kicked.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >deadlift the day right after squatting
      >having beginners test their 1RM
      based, twinks who get baited into running this because it's named aesthetics vs just normal fricking SS + some curls or whatever deserve to suffer

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >MMA is the biggest meme ever. I've seen plenty of MMA fights where one of the fighters could have killed the other, and then went on to lose. A lot of people see fighting at the ultimate litmus test of fitness, and having such public events based on lies is not a good thing.

    >Don't even get me started on boxing.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >nods respectfully

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I am a Tekken speeedrunner I know everything about fighting.

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MMA is a sport anon, it's not meant to be a realistic fighting situation, otherwise, as you correctly pointed out, people would get seriously injured and die often.
    >a lot of people see
    It looks like you're the one who can't fathom a sport being just a sport.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >MMA is a sport anon
      sports are for children and professional athletes

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Adults sit on the couch, drinking beer, eating chips and watching football.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          no they do a few 1rm bench presses/deadlifts a week in their home gym, and they aren't low lest malnourished homosexuals like you so they end up with a 2-3pl8 bench for literally no effort while you are stuck doing 12 minute a mile jogs and jerking off to pictures of david goggins

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            All this absolute statement’s.
            Doing a combat sport is a huge motivator to lift weights and be as strong as possible.
            And your strength training has a goal and purpose except just looking strong and aesthetic.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              t. Can't fight

              Does your mom let you have the apple juice with the sugar on karate days?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        t. Can't fight

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I hope this is the saddest thing I hear today. What kind of cultureless, doomer, boring, pathetic person is too jaded for sports? Is the prospect of surviving too overwhelming for you to imagine spending energy on camaraderie and recreation?

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    don't worry bro, space marines all can't even bench 1pl8, but it's ok because they have "reach" and "viking DNA"

    you don't need things like strength to be an effective fighter, just reddit gold

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ufc is so gay. Just like their annoying fan base. same as the nfl

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This thread is so fricking gay. You must think you’re some big shit operator— And if you don’t, then why should anybody take you seriously? You’re not an expert, you’re some butthole with an opinion. That’s the problem with this thread, every time somebody posts it.

    Big fricking Tl;dr of this thread:
    >Yes, neither UFC nor “MMA” is immune to instances of showboating. No, OP does not understand what he’s talking about. If you want to learn a “street-functional” martial art, and you have ZERO martial arts experience, then don’t learn a martial art; instead, go and seek out a CQC instructor with special forces experience. Martial arts are NOT BS, but you get what’s on the tin.

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you are delusional. gladiator combat was more like american wrestling.

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >MMA dudes would knock out NFL players in one punch kid

    Than why do they all get debilitating CTE if they aren't used to getting hit in the head?

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the only explanation for all these terrible posts that supposedly "rek" me is that you guys do actually take BJJ or whatever the frick and have advanced CTE

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah honestly you're right have you ever seen most people hit the bag though?

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No one here actually does mma and even if you did you would still be pussies who’s mothers have dicks.

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Here are some random tik tok videos of children fighting that prove my moronic theories despite never taking a martial art myself and not even benching 1pl8

    It’s ok I have Viking dna I’m white.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A. Vikings trained / you're probably fat / never been in a fight.
      B. I have done wrestling and Dutch kickboxing / can bench 275 for 6 x reps
      C. I have fought in competition
      D. Being untrained will not help you. You will panic and shit your pants.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You know how rare what it is you’re trying to prove is? There are only like 5 videos total on the internet and we’ve already seen them all a million times.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And I know you don’t bench265 because you talk like a homosexual robot.

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >fitness
    >"better not go all out fighting is a game of cardio its not like he's some kind of superhuman who can actually utilize striking and it doesn't resort to what I got ringworm and anal warts for
    >come join our club so you can get swear and smelly with us we roll around and get ringworm don't worry everyone has got it
    >looks like this when they gain 5lbs

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Emphasis on
      >sweaty and smelly

  53. 3 weeks ago
    CIRCUMCISED DICKS ARE UGLIER THAN A BURN VICTIM

    Agreed. Also, MMA fighters can't fight for shit. None of them even know how to throw a punch correctly, not even the ones who transitioned from boxing, and they only know 3 strategies:

    >1. Wildly flail around and bumrush your opponent, only to get knocked out in the process.

    >2. Take your opponent to the ground and hammerfist them until the ref calls the match, even though the other guy isn't even close to being finished and can still fight (frick his safety).

    >3. Hump your opponent on the ground the entire match and try to make the experience as gay, boring, and unwatchable as you possibly can.

    MMA is trash. Muay Thai/kickboxing is way better.

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    And I’ll doxxx myself a bit I went to a mcdojo as a kid right? That’s why a guy who won bronze in judo in the Olympics taught there. Lol

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Physical combat is for people with low intelligence. Being good at grappling or striking people is not useful unless you're the kind of person who instigates fights at bars. In any other situation, you're better suited with a firearm. Why? Because in any other situation, such as a robbery, people are likely to have a weapon, making your martial arts memes useless. In any case where someone threatens you with violence, you have self defense claims and they can frick off or die. You dont need to risk getting stabbed because you wanted to look cool.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shooting or stabbing someone is not like call of duty if you don’t hit something vital and they aren’t a pussy you better be prepared to continue. There are tons of verified stories of guys taking machine gun bullets and continuing to fight effectively. Read some of the shit they gave the Medal of Honor for.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Physical combat is for people with low intelligence. Being good at grappling or striking people is not useful unless you're the kind of person who instigates fights at bars. In any other situation, you're better suited with a firearm. Why? Because in any other situation, such as a robbery, people are likely to have a weapon, making your martial arts memes useless. In any case where someone threatens you with violence, you have self defense claims and they can frick off or die. You dont need to risk getting stabbed because you wanted to look cool.

        Both of these posts are equally moronic but for different reasons.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah it’s just like halo bro shoot someone in the torso and they instantly die and you get an achievement point

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, you will turn into someone with a medal of honor and muscle through the bullets after being shot 100 percent of the time.

            Why don't people just admit owning a gun is a pretty safe equalizer? I still like to do kick boxing but I'm not risking injury fighting someone on the street. I'll just shoot them.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              People get shot all the fricking time and live guns aren’t magic

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You aren't magic too either Black person. Don't charge a gunman, you don't know how you'll react to being shot.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >i can easily kill a person when someone is trying to fight me and call it self defense
      >its low intelligence to just defend, you should kill people
      You sound like literally every murderer out there. The only difference is sometimes the murdered likes to use knives instead of guns to just kill anyone at any moment

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you threaten someone with permanent brain damage then yes, you can defend yourself appropriately. Sorry, you dont get to beat people up without consequences, and no it isnt murder when some thug gets shot in self defense.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >ive killed people before so its super easy for me to kill another person
          >only thugs attack me, regular every day people aren't the ones in fight videos
          >even if someone just slaps me, ill kill them!
          You are a literal murderer with this type of thinking

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No, if you're attacking people you deserve what you get. I'd always shoot an attacker rather than risk a fist fight. If they didn't want to die they wouldn't try to fight me, I'm nice.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >if you're attacking people you deserve what you get
              >a bullet to the brain
              murderer brain

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Either way, if the person didn't want to die they wouldn't risk attacking other people. Also, never let someone give you life altering brain damage, permanent injury, or broken bones. Just put them down

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >if the person didn't want to die they wouldn't risk attacking other people
                >2 friends have never fought before
                >even if this happens, one of them needs to die. The only acceptable solution is to just shoot them
                Yea those 2 uncles that fought at the wedding, one of them should have died right?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm thinking of random assaults. I wouldn't shoot a friend or family member, but I also wouldn't be gentle and go easy on them. My uncle tried to drown me in a river once and I had picked him up by the balls, so I have actually had to defend myself from family.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm thinking of random assaults.
                >There is no way someone who is holding a gun would start a fight
                >Thats why I have a gun and will just kill

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >if I put words in their mouth that means I win
            moronic homosexual. Keep getting in fights, one day you'll be put down by someone with more sense than you.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Keep getting in fights, one day you'll be put down by someone with more sense than you.
              >every fight ends with death!
              You're an absolute moron if you think killing someone everytime a fight breaks out is a solution

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think it's so cut and dry. Obviously a gun is a way more effective weapon than a fist and is the only reliable option against an armed attacker but experiencing the stress of having a guy trying to beat the shit out of you and fighting him off with your own flesh and guts would condition you to do better in a gunfight if you ever got in one than some fat guy who never experienced violence, even if he was just as skilled on the range. the 360 degree two way firing range is a stressful environment.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I agree that it helps, but this machismo street fighter lifestyle people who do martial arts frequently get into, like the other guy that was replying to me, is fricking moronic and will get you shot or stabbed one day (often rightfully so). These people seek out fights and they get what they deserve for it.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah that's definitely in the street thug type image. The thing is bravado works 9 times out of 10 but the 1 time it doesn't you die. Remember that manlet Kyle Rittenhouse shot?
          >shoot me nigguh
          >SHOOT ME NIGGUH
          Muscling in on people and getting in their faces at that riot. He probably did that throughout his adult life. 90% of the time people hold back but eventually he did it to the wrong guy in the wrong circumstances and got ventilated.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nothing to add, I just like posting this picture when relevant

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Eh, it's good enough for me to know I could beat your doughy ass into paste if I wanted to

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Eh, it's good enough for me to know I could beat your doughy ass into paste if I wanted to

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sure. You can tell me that after you're done lying on the asphalt, gurgling your own blood from your ventilated lungs when you threaten the wrong guy.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          on the bright side if he has a daughter he can rest easy knowing that she won't be raped by a MMA dude unless he has a viagra prescription

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Follow the money the highest paid lineman makes 25 mil a year the ufc champ gets maybe a few million every year

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    honestly i just hate mma gays because nobody else who does martial arts comes on here and starts talking shit in the way they do. they also have the most fricking insanely insecure responses to the objective reality that a guy with a revolver can fricking ruin them. this shit belongs on IST, but if you're going to insist on shitting up this board, go make a general where you guys can grapple each others dicks with your tongues like the runners and fasters do

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you must undertand, anon, this is all I have, of what else could I even talk about? This is my whole personality 🙁

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >calls out MMA, rooners, and fasters all in a single post
      Based.

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MMA fighters are pussies

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  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    6'4" guy here I laugh at all you pathetic MMA manlets LOL

    OH FRICK MY LEG IT HURTS SO BAD DADDY HELP ME

  61. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    let's see you do anything on that basketball court you fricking manlet LOL

    OH FRICK MY LEG HOW DOES IT HURT THIS BAD

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      post the guy whos legs literaly fuking exploded and the bone when out when made a little jump lmao

  62. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    6'6" guy here time to die manlets

    FUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK

  63. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mack says Koppenhaver also attempted to rape her at knifepoint,[16] but was unable to maintain an erection.[

    >war machine MMA god
    >beat the shit out of a 100lb woman as hard as you can
    >don't even kill her or put her in a coma
    >can't even get a boner

    so this is the power of MMA

  64. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I bet war machine even took viagra before the rape and couldn't even get an erection.

    Or maybe his dick is so small that she couldn't even feel anything in her cavernous porn star meat flaps.

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