MOG THREAD COUPLES EDITION

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    holy shit is that MR BEAST?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Mr. Beast would mog hard this retard

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        His fame and millions would mog this entire board

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      SHEEEEEESSSHHHH

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/aJawbBO.jpg

      Mr. Beast would mog hard this retard

      His fame and millions would mog this entire board

      https://i.imgur.com/gCWbguE.gif

      Literally who

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Calves mogged

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why is this guy so uncanny? Hes like alpha and beta at the same type. Never seen such a phenotype.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Because his neck is too slender for his body

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        His delts are bigger than his head.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Agreed
        [...]
        >hideously overfilled lips
        That was intented and bitches do it so much that I find it hot. Same with feminism, I hate feminism, but feminists give me such a boner just because.
        >supervillain eyebrows
        That's hot and it always was.
        [...]
        He IS a beta who lifts lmao, look at that cringe name of his channel ''More Plates More Dates'' and how he keeps using this old picrel in which he looks just like a penis. His veins, pale skin, pink tanktop and ankward face make him look literally like a penis.

        Forgot picrel

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He's proof lifting won't help with everything
        He's a beta that tried to become an alfa and is looksmaxxing
        You notice the small things he didn't change and it makes it uncanny

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Point me 1 single alpha thing about him. Seriously.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Slouching. No legs.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is this slightly shipped? There's no way his calves can be that small in relation to his upper body. And if it is real why would he possibly be wearing shorts.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        100% unaltered friend

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That has to be shopped

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >hey guys, Derek here from No Calves, Mo' Laughs here

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Stop posting garbage photoshops.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Same bitch

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Why does he has a blondie girlfriend and you don’t, IST?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            https://i.imgur.com/r1lBmSn.jpg

            Same bitch

            https://i.imgur.com/3rusemz.jpg

            https://i.imgur.com/XtVWGoJ.jpg

            same bitch

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Looks like a chud in half those photos

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Black magic is real

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Because brunettes are better

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              A man of culture, blond hair blue eyes are overrated as shit. Give me brunetes any day of the week.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lulz

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Both look good to be honest

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >hideously overfilled lips
        >supervillain eyebrows
        Lmao absolutely not

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The eye brows are fine but the lips are a deal breaker. Plastic surgery should be banned except in the case of disfigurement

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Plastic surgery should be banned except in the case of disfigurement

            If we’re going the genetic route, then I guess exercise should be illegalized as well as it’s manipulation of the phenotype yet perceived by the eyes as naturally occurring rather than something built

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Either this is gene mogging or he's had much better work done.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    .

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >This is the physique that you need to fuck a sexy fit pole vaulter

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      last name needed

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Clara Fernandez

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Thank you

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      never been a fan of long asses like that.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Wow, I work at an observatory in Hawaii, our telescopes can see so far and wide the can actually peer into the distant past and not even they can find who the fuck asked.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Go back

        • 1 month ago
          Chronos

          kys plz

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That's a big yikeseroni from me, sir

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I'd give you gold if I could!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          long asser detected

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          zased

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          put me in screepcap 😀

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          (downvote)

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Big heckin up vote for you my good sir!!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Such wit,much wow.Have an updoot stranger 😀

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          A’OLE TMT

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Fag

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >physique

      Face > Height > Physique, when it comes to physical attributes. Also who is this girl now I need to blow a load to that perfect ass.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Here you go

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          jesus fucking christ

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            An appropriate response I fear

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I was hoping it would end in a car crash. How do these people actually exist in the same universe as us?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I was hoping it would end in a car crash. How do these people actually exist in the same universe as us?

          People say that on social media people only show the best parts of their life, but even if I showed the best parts of my life, it would not even come close to anything in that video.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            This fucked me up ngl. I had the same thought when thinking about friend. Dude has lived my life 10x over, for better and worse

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              *my

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              It's not that hard dude. Get a girl and go places with her. Millions of couples do this. Literally normies live like this. What you think he's doing some impossible shit? Fucking retard get a hold of yourself

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                go back to r8ddit. there you can interact with normie npcs and dont turn mad, retard

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          who keeps recording them

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Guy is rich and will probably cheat on her, she's like 18.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          imagine fucking Clara. truly the mog of our times

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Would eat her ass. If you know what I mean. Verification not required.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I do actually know what you mean. Thank you for being clear the first time around

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You forgot to add coming from a wealthy family and owning multiple bars/clubs in Barcelona. This dude has an unlimited supply of pussy and Clara Fernandez

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I hope she lives far away from me because I would do disgusting things to her.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This isn't mogging this is just ugly bastard lite.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ugly bastarding a hot woman should be considered a mog all on its own.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Agreed

        >hideously overfilled lips
        >supervillain eyebrows
        Lmao absolutely not

        >hideously overfilled lips
        That was intented and bitches do it so much that I find it hot. Same with feminism, I hate feminism, but feminists give me such a boner just because.
        >supervillain eyebrows
        That's hot and it always was.

        Why is this guy so uncanny? Hes like alpha and beta at the same type. Never seen such a phenotype.

        He IS a beta who lifts lmao, look at that cringe name of his channel ''More Plates More Dates'' and how he keeps using this old picrel in which he looks just like a penis. His veins, pale skin, pink tanktop and ankward face make him look literally like a penis.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Don't know how this fucker got this chick

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Because they are aproximately looks-matched, but he has good social skills.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'd fuck them both tbh, also all tall skinny white boys have above average dicks, probably because all white women are whores

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It’s nose size not height
        Being skinny maximizes length

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Stacy quit posting your ex

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      7 getting a 9 is perfectly doable. Also Stacy post your tits on /b/ and link it here.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Both hot

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They’re both good looking, no one is mogging

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You don't get it

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          What an ugly mothafocka. This retard is the proof that women really are prostitutes. Billions want to have sex with him and he looks like a literal mental retarded person.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >looks are all that matters
            Top kek, is this the lookism cope?
            Why the fuck do you think comedians are all ugly?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Why the fuck do you think comedians are all ugly?
              'cause garden gnomes are all ugly

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Messi has a giant schlong though

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >billions

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          this man had the whole world (minus south America) rooting for him a couple days ago. That is a level of mog no human can compare to

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Minus South America?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              everyone hates Argies down there

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It was pretty divided here in Brazil because it's our natural state to hate Argentina, but Messi is a cool dude and Mbappe is ass.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Só viados e putas torcendo pro Messi retardado.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Only literal morons would support france over Argentina.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Kys, monkey

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                não apoia autista = bixa suprema

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                i am sure everyone hates everyone there, and the most hated ones are difinitely the chileans

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/eOwjDe5.gif

          kek i did a fucking snort laugh when i saw the shop, good shit

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Messi is the one getting mogged here

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      hilarious that this guy got cucked by an autistic manlet just because he can kick a ball well

      absolutely brutal

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I don’t think it’s about him being an athlete
        Messi probably makes more money than that other dude

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He didn’t really get cucked, her old boyfriend died in a car crash and Messi was there to console her

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          jfl if you don’t think she would have dumped him for the millionaire famous athlete

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >be Messi
      >became a millionaire
      >got used good

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      As if getting cheated on wan't brutal enough. Having your GF leave you for a AAA celeb must be utter SuiFuel. You'll now always be known as "the guy who's gf left for Messi"

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That won't be a problem,because Messi got him killed in order to be with Antonela in the first place

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      blokes clearly got a big munga

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This. When there isn't anything to see but woman is too happy its usually a 8+ inches.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      he brain / skull mogs her hard

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She's heavier than him for sure

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Are they dying?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      they look like a malnourished couple from the 30s

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >look at the boyfriends any average or attractive women
    >they’re just skinny or otter mode guys with decent faces

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/aJawbBO.jpg

      Mr. Beast would mog hard this retard

      >Otter mode
      >Decent face
      have a nice day, DYEL skinny fuck.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My wife went through a phase where she saw some whore holding a surf board with her vagina, went out and bought a rubber penis and demanded that I fasten a rope to it so she could shove it in her vagina and then hang weights from it.
    At first I thought it was funny and made her makeshift weighted dildo but then when we would have sex she'd squeeze me so hard I'd shoot off after a few short minutes. She saw the faster I'd cum as "gains"
    Eventually she got bored and threw the weighted dong away.
    Eventually she lost her vagainsa and now our sex is normal again.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Interesting.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The squeeze of death is no joke, I had an ex who’d do that to me when we’d have sex and I always busted the fattest ropes within seconds, I could fuck for an hour so she’d wait until she was satisfied and then put an end to me. Sometimes she’d do it to me right in the beginning just to see how fast she could make me cum, I liked it but I also didn’t like how she had the power to end our lovemaking when ever she pleased

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Eventually she lost her vagaina

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Marfan_syndrome.jpp

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    photo taken before we were a couple hence the distance
    in love with my girl

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Post her ass now.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      why do you shave your arms? wait actually you kinda look trans

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i just don't have a lot of hair on my arms, it doesn't bother me, and it didn't bother the girls i dated

        Post her ass now.

        yeah she's got some big ass hips but I'd never do that 🙂

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        brown eyes detected

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Giant dick makes them even.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >jaw-mogged by gf
    ngmi

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      As if the jaw was the only thing mogging in that pic. Look at his arms and hers. I'm cocksure she can bench more than that weak pathetic gay.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    gf is built like a shorstack, 5' nothing, 115lbs, tiny waist, big ass, nicely sized tiddies, with gorgeous facial structure, doe eyes. I'm 6', weight 175lbs, dadbod-ish, with a kept beard and long hair, prominent brow, decent jaw and I'm fully aware I look brute-ish. She beauty mogs me and I love the contrast we make as a couple, helped further by our dynamics where I'm the glaring dominant part and she's the delicate submissive that'll take my groping in public with a smile, knowing I'm showing her off as well as marking territory.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I know that’s not the case, but your post made me think you and your gf are like an average white girl and a knuckle dragging neanderthal, like this basic bitch is dating the fucking missing link, she’s drinking her starbucks coffee or whatever while you are wearing a loincloth and menacing people with a wooden club while making grug noises.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Not gonna lie, you seem super cringe

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Same. My gf has top 0.5% facial aesthetics. I am not nearly as handsome. Luckily I am her first and only
      Boyfriend as I met her when we were very young

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If not LARP, how did you meet?

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >couple
      What did anon mean by this

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        BFBUFWGC (built for big ugly fat white guy cock)

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder, that the concept of looksmatching doesn’t exist in the real world is just a made term created by virgins from lookism(aka people who know nothing about attraction in general or attracting someone)

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      GIWTWM

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    test

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This hottie's boyfriend looks like

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this, not ugly but pretty average and he's not rich. Being funny and sociable go a long way

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Dick size likely a factor, but yes 99% of attraction is proximity and repeated interaction. Whenever you see a guy with some girl that makes you go "how did he land HER?" it's usually because they were in the same friends group, uni class, work together, etc, etc, etc and over time built an attraction. Studies show we find faces that we are repeatedly exposed to more often to be more attractive.

        The question anons need to be asking is not, "How do I get girls?" it's "How do I get into situations where I am routinely seeing the same hot girls consistently?" And that's definitely a challenge, but the gym is your best bet if you're past university.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That belly button is disgusting

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Homo

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    life is mogging me right now what's the point of working out if I'm going to die to a unavoidable sad death

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You’re not the only sadfag on Christmas. And if you’re sad for being alone: it could be worse. You could be in the presence of disgusting people as my family. I’ll try as hard as I can to leave this shithole and live by my own, so during next Christmas this one will be just a nightmare. WAGMI

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >I’ll try as hard as I can to leave this shithole and live by my own, so during next Christmas this one will be just a nightmare. WAGMI
        Good luck fellow family hating anon, I desire to take the Kaczynski pill as soon as I'm done with my party phase and slept with 30+ (hot) women and disappear into the cold wilderness on the outskirts of civilization, I know I can probably hack it, but first I need to get out from under this roof I've been forced into. Merry Christmas, death to Israel, and I hope beautiful bitches show love to all the Ryan Gosling autists that haven't felt it yet

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Good luck for you too, fren. I’m taking the plan C as soon as possible too.
          I hope you fuck the 30 hot women and I’m sure you’ll make it after escaping from where you are. I’ve realized that most of my problems, including relationships, lands on my abusive parenting. So I expect to fix it when I move from here too. Merry Christmas, Anon. I really wish you the best. Heil Hitler

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/p9H2CuL.jpg

          Good luck for you too, fren. I’m taking the plan C as soon as possible too.
          I hope you fuck the 30 hot women and I’m sure you’ll make it after escaping from where you are. I’ve realized that most of my problems, including relationships, lands on my abusive parenting. So I expect to fix it when I move from here too. Merry Christmas, Anon. I really wish you the best. Heil Hitler

          God bless both of you

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Ty

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Salt Bae mogged the fuck out of the Argentina soccer team after the World Cup finale.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    MOG INCOMING

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus, I'd feel bad for the girl on the left if she wasn't likely an insufferable cunt. What's the hot girl's OF, she obviously has one.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Grabbing ass while showing off a cross
    Why do we have to respect these ugly perverts? I want to break their fingers and butts!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >being affectionate with your girlfriend?
      >THAT’S NOT HECKIN ALLOWED

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