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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    holy shit is that MR BEAST?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Mr. Beast would mog hard this moron

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        His fame and millions would mog this entire board

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      SHEEEEEESSSHHHH

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/aJawbBO.jpg

      Mr. Beast would mog hard this moron

      His fame and millions would mog this entire board

      https://i.imgur.com/gCWbguE.gif

      Literally who

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Calves mogged

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why is this guy so uncanny? Hes like alpha and beta at the same type. Never seen such a phenotype.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Because his neck is too slender for his body

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        His delts are bigger than his head.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Agreed
        [...]
        >hideously overfilled lips
        That was intented and b***hes do it so much that I find it hot. Same with feminism, I hate feminism, but feminists give me such a boner just because.
        >supervillain eyebrows
        That's hot and it always was.
        [...]
        He IS a beta who lifts lmao, look at that cringe name of his channel ''More Plates More Dates'' and how he keeps using this old picrel in which he looks just like a penis. His veins, pale skin, pink tanktop and ankward face make him look literally like a penis.

        Forgot picrel

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He's proof lifting won't help with everything
        He's a beta that tried to become an alfa and is looksmaxxing
        You notice the small things he didn't change and it makes it uncanny

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Point me 1 single alpha thing about him. Seriously.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Slouching. No legs.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Is this slightly shipped? There's no way his calves can be that small in relation to his upper body. And if it is real why would he possibly be wearing shorts.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        100% unaltered friend

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That has to be shopped

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >hey guys, Derek here from No Calves, Mo' Laughs here

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Stop posting garbage photoshops.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Same b***h

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Why does he has a blondie girlfriend and you don’t, IST?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            https://i.imgur.com/r1lBmSn.jpg

            Same b***h

            https://i.imgur.com/3rusemz.jpg

            https://i.imgur.com/XtVWGoJ.jpg

            same b***h

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Looks like a troony in half those photos

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Black magic is real

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Because brunettes are better

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              A man of culture, blond hair blue eyes are overrated as shit. Give me brunetes any day of the week.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Lulz

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Both look good to be honest

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >hideously overfilled lips
        >supervillain eyebrows
        Lmao absolutely not

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          The eye brows are fine but the lips are a deal breaker. Plastic surgery should be banned except in the case of disfigurement

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Plastic surgery should be banned except in the case of disfigurement

            If we’re going the genetic route, then I guess exercise should be illegalized as well as it’s manipulation of the phenotype yet perceived by the eyes as naturally occurring rather than something built

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Either this is gene mogging or he's had much better work done.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    .

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >This is the physique that you need to frick a sexy fit pole vaulter

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      last name needed

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Clara Fernandez

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Thank you

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      never been a fan of long asses like that.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Wow, I work at an observatory in Hawaii, our telescopes can see so far and wide the can actually peer into the distant past and not even they can find who the frick asked.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Go back

        • 1 year ago
          Chronos

          kys plz

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          That's a big yikeseroni from me, sir

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I'd give you gold if I could!

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          long asser detected

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          zased

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          put me in screepcap 😀

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          (downvote)

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Big heckin up vote for you my good sir!!

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Such wit,much wow.Have an updoot stranger 😀

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          A’OLE TMT

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          gay

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >physique

      Face > Height > Physique, when it comes to physical attributes. Also who is this girl now I need to blow a load to that perfect ass.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Here you go

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          jesus fricking christ

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous
          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            An appropriate response I fear

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I was hoping it would end in a car crash. How do these people actually exist in the same universe as us?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I was hoping it would end in a car crash. How do these people actually exist in the same universe as us?

          People say that on social media people only show the best parts of their life, but even if I showed the best parts of my life, it would not even come close to anything in that video.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            This fricked me up ngl. I had the same thought when thinking about friend. Dude has lived my life 10x over, for better and worse

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              *my

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              It's not that hard dude. Get a girl and go places with her. Millions of couples do this. Literally normies live like this. What you think he's doing some impossible shit? Fricking moron get a hold of yourself

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                go back to r8ddit. there you can interact with normie npcs and dont turn mad, moron

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          who keeps recording them

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Guy is rich and will probably cheat on her, she's like 18.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          imagine fricking Clara. truly the mog of our times

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Would eat her ass. If you know what I mean. Verification not required.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I do actually know what you mean. Thank you for being clear the first time around

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You forgot to add coming from a wealthy family and owning multiple bars/clubs in Barcelona. This dude has an unlimited supply of pussy and Clara Fernandez

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I hope she lives far away from me because I would do disgusting things to her.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This isn't mogging this is just ugly bastard lite.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ugly bastarding a hot woman should be considered a mog all on its own.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Agreed

        >hideously overfilled lips
        >supervillain eyebrows
        Lmao absolutely not

        >hideously overfilled lips
        That was intented and b***hes do it so much that I find it hot. Same with feminism, I hate feminism, but feminists give me such a boner just because.
        >supervillain eyebrows
        That's hot and it always was.

        Why is this guy so uncanny? Hes like alpha and beta at the same type. Never seen such a phenotype.

        He IS a beta who lifts lmao, look at that cringe name of his channel ''More Plates More Dates'' and how he keeps using this old picrel in which he looks just like a penis. His veins, pale skin, pink tanktop and ankward face make him look literally like a penis.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Don't know how this fricker got this chick

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Because they are aproximately looks-matched, but he has good social skills.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'd frick them both tbh, also all tall skinny white boys have above average dicks, probably because all white women are prostitutes

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It’s nose size not height
        Being skinny maximizes length

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Stacy quit posting your ex

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      7 getting a 9 is perfectly doable. Also Stacy post your breasts on /b/ and link it here.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Both hot

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They’re both good looking, no one is mogging

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You don't get it

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          What an ugly mothafocka. This moron is the proof that women really are prostitutes. Billions want to have sex with him and he looks like a literal mental moronic person.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >looks are all that matters
            Top kek, is this the lookism cope?
            Why the frick do you think comedians are all ugly?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >Why the frick do you think comedians are all ugly?
              'cause israelites are all ugly

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Messi has a giant schlong though

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >billions

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          this man had the whole world (minus south America) rooting for him a couple days ago. That is a level of mog no human can compare to

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Minus South America?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              everyone hates Argies down there

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                It was pretty divided here in Brazil because it's our natural state to hate Argentina, but Messi is a cool dude and Mbappe is ass.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Só viados e putas torcendo pro Messi moronado.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Only literal Black folk would support france over Argentina.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Kys, monkey

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                não apoia autista = bixa suprema

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                i am sure everyone hates everyone there, and the most hated ones are difinitely the chileans

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous
        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/eOwjDe5.gif

          kek i did a fricking snort laugh when i saw the shop, good shit

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Messi is the one getting mogged here

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      hilarious that this guy got cucked by an autistic manlet just because he can kick a ball well

      absolutely brutal

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I don’t think it’s about him being an athlete
        Messi probably makes more money than that other dude

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He didn’t really get cucked, her old boyfriend died in a car crash and Messi was there to console her

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          jfl if you don’t think she would have dumped him for the millionaire famous athlete

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >be Messi
      >became a millionaire
      >got used good

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      As if getting cheated on wan't brutal enough. Having your GF leave you for a AAA celeb must be utter SuiFuel. You'll now always be known as "the guy who's gf left for Messi"

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That won't be a problem,because Messi got him killed in order to be with Antonela in the first place

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      blokes clearly got a big munga

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        This. When there isn't anything to see but woman is too happy its usually a 8+ inches.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      he brain / skull mogs her hard

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      She's heavier than him for sure

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Are they dying?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      they look like a malnourished couple from the 30s

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >look at the boyfriends any average or attractive women
    >they’re just skinny or otter mode guys with decent faces

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/aJawbBO.jpg

      Mr. Beast would mog hard this moron

      >Otter mode
      >Decent face
      have a nice day, DYEL skinny frick.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    My wife went through a phase where she saw some prostitute holding a surf board with her vegana, went out and bought a rubber penis and demanded that I fasten a rope to it so she could shove it in her vegana and then hang weights from it.
    At first I thought it was funny and made her makeshift weighted dildo but then when we would have sex she'd squeeze me so hard I'd shoot off after a few short minutes. She saw the faster I'd cum as "gains"
    Eventually she got bored and threw the weighted dong away.
    Eventually she lost her vagainsa and now our sex is normal again.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Interesting.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The squeeze of death is no joke, I had an ex who’d do that to me when we’d have sex and I always busted the fattest ropes within seconds, I could frick for an hour so she’d wait until she was satisfied and then put an end to me. Sometimes she’d do it to me right in the beginning just to see how fast she could make me cum, I liked it but I also didn’t like how she had the power to end our lovemaking when ever she pleased

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Eventually she lost her vagaina

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Marfan_syndrome.jpp

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    photo taken before we were a couple hence the distance
    in love with my girl

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Post her ass now.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      why do you shave your arms? wait actually you kinda look trans

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        i just don't have a lot of hair on my arms, it doesn't bother me, and it didn't bother the girls i dated

        Post her ass now.

        yeah she's got some big ass hips but I'd never do that 🙂

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        brown eyes detected

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Giant dick makes them even.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >jaw-mogged by gf
    ngmi

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      As if the jaw was the only thing mogging in that pic. Look at his arms and hers. I'm wienersure she can bench more than that weak pathetic homosexual.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    gf is built like a shorstack, 5' nothing, 115lbs, tiny waist, big ass, nicely sized tiddies, with gorgeous facial structure, doe eyes. I'm 6', weight 175lbs, dadbod-ish, with a kept beard and long hair, prominent brow, decent jaw and I'm fully aware I look brute-ish. She beauty mogs me and I love the contrast we make as a couple, helped further by our dynamics where I'm the glaring dominant part and she's the delicate submissive that'll take my groping in public with a smile, knowing I'm showing her off as well as marking territory.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I know that’s not the case, but your post made me think you and your gf are like an average white girl and a knuckle dragging neanderthal, like this basic b***h is dating the fricking missing link, she’s drinking her starbucks coffee or whatever while you are wearing a loincloth and menacing people with a wooden club while making grug noises.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Not gonna lie, you seem super cringe

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Same. My gf has top 0.5% facial aesthetics. I am not nearly as handsome. Luckily I am her first and only
      Boyfriend as I met her when we were very young

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If not LARP, how did you meet?

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >couple
      What did anon mean by this

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        BFBUFWGC (built for big ugly fat white guy wiener)

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder, that the concept of looksmatching doesn’t exist in the real world is just a made term created by virgins from lookism(aka people who know nothing about attraction in general or attracting someone)

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      GIWTWM

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    test

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This hottie's boyfriend looks like

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      this, not ugly but pretty average and he's not rich. Being funny and sociable go a long way

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Dick size likely a factor, but yes 99% of attraction is proximity and repeated interaction. Whenever you see a guy with some girl that makes you go "how did he land HER?" it's usually because they were in the same friends group, uni class, work together, etc, etc, etc and over time built an attraction. Studies show we find faces that we are repeatedly exposed to more often to be more attractive.

        The question anons need to be asking is not, "How do I get girls?" it's "How do I get into situations where I am routinely seeing the same hot girls consistently?" And that's definitely a challenge, but the gym is your best bet if you're past university.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That belly button is disgusting

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Homo

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    life is mogging me right now what's the point of working out if I'm going to die to a unavoidable sad death

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You’re not the only sadgay on Christmas. And if you’re sad for being alone: it could be worse. You could be in the presence of disgusting people as my family. I’ll try as hard as I can to leave this shithole and live by my own, so during next Christmas this one will be just a nightmare. WAGMI

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >I’ll try as hard as I can to leave this shithole and live by my own, so during next Christmas this one will be just a nightmare. WAGMI
        Good luck fellow family hating anon, I desire to take the Kaczynski pill as soon as I'm done with my party phase and slept with 30+ (hot) women and disappear into the cold wilderness on the outskirts of civilization, I know I can probably hack it, but first I need to get out from under this roof I've been forced into. Merry Christmas, death to Israel, and I hope beautiful b***hes show love to all the Ryan Gosling autists that haven't felt it yet

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Good luck for you too, fren. I’m taking the plan C as soon as possible too.
          I hope you frick the 30 hot women and I’m sure you’ll make it after escaping from where you are. I’ve realized that most of my problems, including relationships, lands on my abusive parenting. So I expect to fix it when I move from here too. Merry Christmas, Anon. I really wish you the best. Heil Hitler

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/p9H2CuL.jpg

          Good luck for you too, fren. I’m taking the plan C as soon as possible too.
          I hope you frick the 30 hot women and I’m sure you’ll make it after escaping from where you are. I’ve realized that most of my problems, including relationships, lands on my abusive parenting. So I expect to fix it when I move from here too. Merry Christmas, Anon. I really wish you the best. Heil Hitler

          God bless both of you

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Ty

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Salt Bae mogged the frick out of the Argentina soccer team after the World Cup finale.

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    MOG INCOMING

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus, I'd feel bad for the girl on the left if she wasn't likely an insufferable c**t. What's the hot girl's OF, she obviously has one.

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Grabbing ass while showing off a cross
    Why do we have to respect these ugly perverts? I want to break their fingers and butts!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >being affectionate with your girlfriend?
      >THAT’S NOT HECKIN ALLOWED

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