>mom banned me from using doorway pull-up bars
How am I supposed to do pull-ups now? I'm NEET with no car so can't go to the gym. I don't even have any tree branches outside 🙁
>mom banned me from using doorway pull-up bars
How am I supposed to do pull-ups now? I'm NEET with no car so can't go to the gym. I don't even have any tree branches outside 🙁
Why don't you walk to the gym you fat moron
I live in the middle of nowhere
Tell us more;
do you have a garden?
Do you have a garage?
Let us know so we can make suggestions.
>middle of nowhere
>no tree branches
>wagie wagie.. a week voice whispered from the dark
homie go steal a bike
I'd suggest the monkey bars at the playground but I get the impression you're legally not allowed near one.
Just do push ups instead.
>1..1...1......1
But his form is perfect!
i broke part of the doorframe from doing pullups. bought some chink bar off amazon
Options;
But a free standing pull up bar
Make one in your home or garden
Get creative
Do you have a garage?
Could you suspend something from your ceiling?
Shove a towel under a door to use the door as a bar. This sucks and hurts to do, so maybe don’t do it. Alternatively, look up horizontal pull ups. Use a table and pull yourself up. This is a decent variation of pull ups while you figure out a better way to do real pull ups
"Horizontal pullups"
You fool, those are bodyweight rows.
Semantics. It’s a great back builder if you can’t do pull ups
Stop being a neet
Also get a power tower, they're cheap and very good imo
But most importantly stop being a neet
Beat her to death
cuck
Get a driver's license and a job. No point in getting jacked if you live with your mom. Run everyday until you get a car and then bulk at the gym.
Tell your mother your friends on IST want to talk to her.
Dig a hole in your floor 3' wide and 8' deep. Lay a 2x4 over the hole. Do pull ups in the hole grabbing the 2x4. Your mom will thank me (again)