Moms of?

Moms of IST, what was your routine when you were preggers?

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Moms of reddit
    You need to go back.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    are they meant to look like they have xenomorphs exploding out their bellies? god women are disgusting in so many ways second only to trannies

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its a bit of an extreme case, she prolly has triplets.
      However, you are a disgusting fucking nu-male, pregnant women are inherently beautiful, its literally the only useful thing they do.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    40x4 sets of crunches, 5 minutes of belly planks, weighted pull ups.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is that shit even real with a belly that huge? looks shopped if you ask me

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they absolutely do get that big, especially if the baby is and end-term 10lb chad, or twins

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being in that belly, damn

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Literally everyone who ever lived has been in a woman's belly

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Anon said in THAT BELLY

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Got even more fat
    >5'08", 220lbs
    >finally weened baby off, started losing weight
    the hormones from breastfeeding are a real roulette, some women get their weight sucked off and others balloon, I fell into the L(f)atter

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you put the fork down wouldn't have happened

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the thought of IST posters having kids never fails to disturb me.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't ween early, he'll end up short
      That's a fate worse than death

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This I had a based mom who let me go longer and I ended up 6’. She also didn’t chop my cock cause she thought it was a barbaric practice that ruins sweet perfectly function babies.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          How long are we talking?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Until I was 2 and lost interest.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          6'3" and formula fed. Get mogged.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >goyim formula
            Bet you get sick all the time and are retarded and your mom hates you

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I rarely got sick as a child, still rarely do. Graduated from college comp sci at age 20. Have a 7.75x6" dick but it was chopped so yeah my parents are kinda retarded.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Post body or you are confirmed formula fatty

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they are in the 90th height percentile so no worries
        a year old and with 6 teeth
        thank god its over

        If you put the fork down wouldn't have happened

        Silence XY-let
        You are physiologically incapable of comprehension for the demons beguiling you to eat for 2 while you breastfeed on biological imperitive
        Hormones are a helluva drug

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Just put the fork down fatty

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            How my husband and I look now

            I do now

            You didn't do any cock chopping did you? If you did I reject your opinion.

            Had a girl
            When I had a boy I let my husband decide since I have no idea whats good or not
            our boy is uncut

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >When I had a boy I let my husband decide since I have no idea
              You should have at least had the maternal instinct to not let a garden gnome close to your child with a knife no matter what your husband says.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I like garden gnomes like Ari Shaffir and Danny Polishchuk though

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Thank God your husband chose right, but circumcision is one of the worst things you can do to a baby boy, and all my friends are bitter to this day and hate their parents for it. I was lucky enough to have a good mom whose maternal instincts are very strong, since my dad wasn’t entirely sure about it since it was the “norm”.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You didn't do any cock chopping did you? If you did I reject your opinion.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You don't have to eat for two, bad husband if you ask me. I never met my wife go hard on the food while we breastfed and she's happy for it now since she didn't have to lose any weight.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            To be fair breastfeeding takes a lot of energy, you can put on some weight during pregnancy and then you lose it quite easily during breastfeeding

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1 x F bbc rides

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine sucking those boobas full of delicious milk haha...

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 33 and I've dumped two girlfriends when they started talking about wanting kids.
    Fuck that. at this point im married to my work and just hook up to get off.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >im married to my work
      Bugman

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Remember to feed your babies science

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >big science words scary and bad
      retard

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not that anon, but I have my first degree in biology with a focus in cell biology and biochemistry and I wouldn’t feed any of that shit to my child. Formula is poison and I cannot be convinced otherwise.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >calls someone a retard
        >promotes shoving corn syrup down babies throats

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >first ingredient
        >corn syrup solids
        >big words
        You can't be serious

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When my wife was pregnant she would just walk a lot. We. would go on walks at night, and she would get on a treadmill and walk.

    It seems like pregnancy put her in kind of a fragile and easily exhausted state, so that was the best she could do, but she would walk a few miles like every single day.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to impregnate several vuman bros.... My Tuvan blood boils....

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Drink 3 or 4 Protein shakes per day, because you need a calorie surplus for the child to grow and consuming at least 25% of your calorie intake as protein optimizes the childs brain development.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >think this fucking disgusting
    >get a little hard
    Why are we like this lads?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Think of the milk

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