Most fit haircut

>have a classic zoomer cut now
>gonna get pic rel
>can do yourself
>practical, easy to shower after working out
>mogs ppl who actually go to the barber by how low effort it is
>look like a man and not zoomer

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    A pixie cut

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldnt want to look like that but you're right op its very functional and low-maintenance
    However it even makes Brad Pitt look almost bad, quite a tradeoff

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It looks good on different people, just makes you actually look like a man

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        No my friend, these hypermodels only look manly because their face looks manly to begin with, that haircut is a downgrade in any case

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          false, this guy is not a hypermodel and it looks really good

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm starting to feel bad for you OP
            this monkey doesn't look really good to begin with, how could you say he looks good unless you're extremely ugly yourself
            But anyways
            The point here is that the hairstyle here brings nothing to the table, its nothing, it can only look good if you look good to begin with
            But if you looked good to begin with a real haircut would still improve your looks

            Yes its a very fit and sportive haircut, but it doesn't look good

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              it is like with most other things: It works for some people. And it will look attractive to some, aswell.

              I work in higher ed: I feel like most zoomer females, however, are creaming themselves over the weirdest man-bun curly broccoli headed men Ive seen. Theres this one class with all the girls flocking around a total dipshit in all white training suit and broccoli hair while a real fkn ace of a young man (tall, wide shoulders, chiseled jaw, expensive watch and excellent manners) sits far off with a turbonerd friend.

              I went selfbuzz about 6 years ago and went through a resl rough patch that one time. I've noticed it is a very close call between looking like a sick person or an inmate and a successful, well kept man who has his priorities in check. Depends on the small things: sun tan, bf% being in check and clothing mostly, from what I can tell. I had people call me out for the shitty buzzcut that it makes me look sick but also get compliments for it, all depending on the above mentioned things, it seemed.
              More sophisticated hairstyle may score more, but the tradeoff sucks. Buzz is easy af.

              tl;dr: buzz may work; get a tan, look healthy, slap on a nice shirt and be in shape.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I am the turbonerd, can confirm

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >expensive watch
                gay probably wears a suit to class to, that’s why no women is interested.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nope, pretty 'normal' from my 36yo boomer perspective. Button shirt and jeans or chino. I mired him from day 1, however. His frame is absolute killer

                Literally just use a teaspoon of virgin food grade coconut oil. I have coarse, thick curly golden hair. It tamesy hair down from being huge and having too much volume.

                appreciated, anon

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Get off, working class scum.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Depends on the small things
                100%. I'm growing it out now cause I'm bored of it, but I rocked a zero guard buzz for years and you're spot on.
                >plain tee
                >slim black jeans
                >boots
                Unironic Nazi vibes (which is fine because I am one). Meanwhile
                >Light blue collared shirt
                >Slim jeans or chinos (can even be black)
                >Any leather footwear incl. the same boots that make me look natsoc
                Fit man with his shit together

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            This is not a low effort haircut either, no one with this haircut is cutting their own hair, they are getting this done by a barber. Did you even read the post by OP?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              bro that’s the easiest haircut even it’s not even a fade I shave my head into cuts like this fucking around when I have to shave my hair every week. I do Mohawks too then bzzzzzzzzt

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            This kind of shit needs barber cut once a week, waste of time and money. Very womenly

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              If you could actually fade your own hair you would know that it's not simple. Barbers practice it several times a day and you still see shitty faces sometimes.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            this is so fucked lmao no fade no taper just balded

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >le manly
        if you need a haircut to look like a man then you probably look like a moron

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        This isn’t the same haircut retard. This guy has a fade, there is no way OP will be able to give himself a proper fade.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Are you boys retarded why do you think a fade is so complicated

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Also a fade like this literally fades away (heh) in a few weeks. A good and short fade like this requires insane amounts of maintenance.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You just have to be below 10% bf for it to look good

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    as a balding guy it breaks my heart that a guy with good hair would take such a retarded haircut. Wish i had enough hair to do something nice with it and then a retard who does have enough hair ruins all his pussy getting chances by looking like a lego figure.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are we looking at the same photos, he looks great

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        he looks great, you won't. lmao. You are not brad pitt retard. You will just look like a virgin sysadmin.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >t.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >tfw I actually have naturally curly hair like this and can't let it get long anymore because I'll look like a gay zoomer

            Such is life as you age.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              who cares? wear your hair as you want

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Don't worry, I was being facetious. I mostly keep my hair short because it's a lot easier to maintain, long curly hair in a humid climate is a fucking disaster.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Bro coconut oil. It's just that simple

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                does that work for everything hair? Shorter? Noncurly?
                Elaborate a bit on how you made it work, breh

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Literally just use a teaspoon of virgin food grade coconut oil. I have coarse, thick curly golden hair. It tamesy hair down from being huge and having too much volume.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >putting actual oil in your hair
                Literally retarded

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >falling for advertising

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >ad hominem
                Cute. Try again, greasehead.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                claims the guy putting coconut oil in his hair

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I use it to cook with and as my only conditioning product. It is like $2 a pound. If you mix it with baking soda you have toothpaste. If you rub it on your elbows you have lotion. If you put it on a pussy you have lube.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I had no idea they used elbows in lotion how do they even manage that on a large scale? Do they just have lines of workers stirring with their elbows? It can’t be that’s ridiculous. but to be honest I wouldn’t be surprised. It’s a sad throwaway world we live in there days

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You ashy bro

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                does that work for everything hair? Shorter? Noncurly?
                Elaborate a bit on how you made it work, breh

                what does it do and how do you do it? I'm spending way too much on hair care stuff

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm spending way too much on hair care stuff
                take the no poo pill
                it's hard at first, but if you have a correct hormonal balance, your body will do its job like it did for everyone else for thousands of years

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's summer and I already only use shampoo twice a week

                What is the best way of rocking the manbun and is it still being done in 2022?

                Just do it. Assuming your hair is short on the side, the top knot requires few commitment. If you want full head bun you'll have to endure growing it out, but on the plus side you'll have more style choices

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Only shave the sides, not the back of your head too. The bun is bigger and you can wear your hair down for a messy mullet-lite look

                I saved my hair and then shaved the sides and back, i thought about trying a mullet kind of thing but i just shaved it instead. But i don't have the hair in a bun it looks so messed up. I am thinking of just shaving the top as well, going for really short on the sides and a little bit longer on the top but still buzzed

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Rock the pompadour or quiff, or the tommy shelby quiff while gradually growing it out for top knot or undercut bun.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                on second note don't do the peaky blinders haircut, you will not look like cilian murphy and will look retarded mom's haircut

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                What the fuck is coconut oil going to do except make my hair greasy and clumped together? Shut the fuck up

                >inb4 you've never tried it
                Yes I have, indirectly indirectly as the main ingredient of a hair mask, it took me 3 days to get that shit out of my hair. Had to go and buy a dry shampoo spray and cleansing shampoo because, guess what, getting fucking OIL out of your hair is near impossible with normal shampoo. Fuck you for your turboautism suggestion. Jesus fucking christ.

                >I'm spending way too much on hair care stuff
                take the no poo pill
                it's hard at first, but if you have a correct hormonal balance, your body will do its job like it did for everyone else for thousands of years

                >take the no poo pill
                Cowash is fine, but if you use product (which you do if you have curly hair) you just have to make sure you use regular shampoo regularly too otherwise you get buildup that the cowash isn't going to get rid of.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Bro this is actually why I am getting a short haircut, I just have curly hair and don't want to look like a zoomer

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >naturally curly
              garden gnomefro is the thing then.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          This. It's not just the haircut, it's the shape of the head, the hairline and skull structure.
          In other words, handsome people will look handsome no matter what they alter about their hair or complements.
          That's why models are models, they can pull of anything.
          You and I most probably can't.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Buzzcut drops a 10/10 chad to a 7/10 dude who looks like he works a $20/hr dead end job and buys roofies in bulk
        my god, why would people do this to themselves

        It looks good on different people, just makes you actually look like a man

        Yes, it looks good when it's a different fucking haircut lmao.

        haircut is not important

        Goddamn that's amazing

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          7/10 for an incel (who gives a fuck what an incel thinks anyway), he's still 10/10 in the head of mentally healthy people

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can grow a full head of thick hair but I buzz it every week lmao

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’m 30 with thick dark brown hair, I buzzcut 1 time a month, my head looks retarded when my hair grow :/

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >my head looks retarded when my hair grow
        It's just a phase.
        The buzzcut must be kept very short to look good. If you want to grow it, you have to wait 2-3 months for it too look good again and be malleable.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seething

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have super thick full head of hair with only slightly receding hairline. However, it grows out straight in all directions and long hair doesn’t suit my face. buzzcut is my only option

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Same. For me it's either buzzcut or past the shoulders long. I've rocked both in the past

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he thinks it's the hair

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have extremely thick hair and shave to zero, it looks great because I don't have any hairloss, loser

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes sure Brad Pitt has fucked his chances with that haircut lmao seething baldie

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        brad pitt looks great, you don't. You're not brad pitt retard

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’m with this anon, ten years ago I had long dirty blonde hair. Now I’m bald and gotta do a buzzcut kys OP

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Long hair is for women, men always look better with short hair.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Retard, buzz cut only looks good IF you have good hair and a good skull. I wish I could rock a buzz cut. It’s so low effort you’d be a retard not to rock it if you could.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    will get a authentic viking hairstyle soon

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why not get the "I watched the Vikings series" haircut?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Get the daigoro cut

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've been trying for years to get my friend to get the Daigoro cut. Fucking gay won't do it. I even gave myself a mohawk and muttonchops in solidarity.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    thanks for your blog OP, very useful

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    All depends on ur face
    If it doesn't fit ur face you can go from a 7 to a 5

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s about masculinity imo. If you look masculine you’ll look good. If you don’t you will look bad. There is also a too far point where you’ll go from manly to psychopath convict if you cut it. You need to look like a solid strong man, you don’t want to look like viktor the child killer

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sadly it's still about head bone structure
        Brad pitt looks manly with Troy haircut and your average soiboy looks like a feminine child also with a buzz cut

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >All depends on ur face
      This is the sad truth.
      I want long hair but I can't grow a beard and my face is way too feminine for it to work. Very few men can get away with it actually... All the fags with long hair on IST look like trannies.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        How lean are you? I have shitty beard genetics and thought I was cursed with permanent baby face, but I got to ~12% and the jawline and cheekbones became prominent enough that people took notice.
        It also depends on the hair itself. How thick it is, how textured is it, etc.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Jelly of your hair
          How old are you? I might just go on fin so I can grow it out like that just once

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm 30

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Mirin that hair. Mine looks exactly like that but shorter. Thanks for the advice Anon, I'm around ~15% bf right now. Now I have a goal.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm growing my hair nipple length. I'm to my chin now.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    no such thing, if u have the face you can have whatever haircut you want, apart from something silly probably like the bowl cut,
    I suggest u should avoid short haircuts if you're a jawlet, cheekbonelett, noselet etc, use your hair to hide your flaws like women do

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Every time I shave my beard and hairs peoples tell me I have a big fat nose.. in my case beard and hair actually hide my facial features. I get cop compliment from lady’s I know. Like «oh! But you’re actually good looking.. I didn’t knew..»
      Most of the time I look like robin Williams in jumanji

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    haircut is not important

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      this lol
      it's all about face if you have chad face you can look good with everything

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      this man has literally peak masculine genetics most people with totally shaved faces and heads look like a testicle

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        testicles have more hair

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >this man has literally peak masculine genetics most people with totally shaved faces and heads look like a testicle
        testicles are *literally* peak masculinity

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      who

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Johnny Sins

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Johnny Sins

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frank Zane

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          do you mean Billy Zane?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fucking this, lads. Looks at that jaw. Even the monk haircut would look good on him.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Beard and longer hair
    If fit there’s no better more masculine combo

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is the best way of rocking the manbun and is it still being done in 2022?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      no

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only shave the sides, not the back of your head too. The bun is bigger and you can wear your hair down for a messy mullet-lite look

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    hair short enough that it dries easy, needs no styling, doesnt get in the way and STILL blocks sun from raping your scalp

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is my hair growing back? Ive been on finasteride for almost three months now, i think it's a bit thicker but im scared of cutting it and it being really transparent...

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      lol
      It’s over

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      it looks thicker. you should grow it longer.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      finasteride doesn't grow your hair back, why are you on a drug that you don't even understand

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Finasteride can absolutely grow your hair back

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Microneedling (dermaroller) once a week + minoxidil 2x a day worked for me in a matter of 3 months and I didn't need to take dick limping drugs. I can totally say it wasn't placebo because I just used the dermaroller on my right hair entry (wich was much worse than the left) and left the left as a "control group", using minoxidil only. In a matter of 3 months it outgrew the left entry and I'm close to having a hairline of an 18yo if I comb it to the left side. There are hundreds of youtube videos on how to do it. But you have to be consistent with the treatment. I dropped several times in the past (minoxidil only) and didn't see any progress.
      I still don't know how the fuck it isn't a more studied treatment given it's so effective. Maybe because of the farmaceutical garden gnome lobbie.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Minoxidil works without dermaroller, you retard. And as soon as you're off minox, you're losing that hair. How about using just the dermaroller next time as a "control group".

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          > and left the left as a "control group", using minoxidil only.

          Are you retarded?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      dude its the same fucking hair, it ojnly looks thicker because you swept it to cross on the left.
      stop poisoning yourself retard and just save up for a transplant if you must.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah it looks better

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ive been on finasteride for almost three months now
      I am so sorry.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tricking the dysgenic retards here to lose the only thing haloing them for lulz using a picture of one of the most attractive men of all time as your case study
    Kek

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i didnt cut my hair in like 3 years

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    you will always be a zoomer

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Buzzed my hair in December. I've been growing it back ever since. Sitting around 3.5" in length. Want hair a bit longer. Having luscious flowing hair is the go.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My hair looks basically like this (although I have light brown and not black hair) and it's served me pretty well so far

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      that guy has brown hair, meaning your "light brown" is likely dark blond

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is why you have trouble making friends. Do better.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    mandatory
    "just bee urself"

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      buzzcut works best when you have a perfect hairline. pic related, my buzz is alright but the M shape is obvious and kinda shitty

      half these people are bald half are shaving

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          use words next time.

          Go that bit shorter with a .5 grade it'll look way better (this advice doesn't apply to all you rape baby orc-looking fucks reading this)

          I think it was the shortest the shaving machine would go.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Go that bit shorter with a .5 grade it'll look way better (this advice doesn't apply to all you rape baby orc-looking fucks reading this)

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        use words next time.
        [...]
        I think it was the shortest the shaving machine would go.

        You look like post asylum Connor Murphy. What’s with the toothpick? You lookin to “scam some chumps” or do you just think dog from Tom and Jerry is the aesthetic you’re after?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >You lookin to “scam some chumps”
          Yes.
          >or do you just think dog from Tom and Jerry is the aesthetic you’re after?
          Also yes. Any other questions?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            clever way to get bros to stop callin you toothpick. I can respect that you want to scam chumps

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        also going for this look but not going to post myself here. wear glasses tho

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I ( guy in photo ) also wear glasses. Buzz + glasses make you look a lot smarter.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        you dont seem fit tho...or am I wrong

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Your hairline looks fine. Doesn't matter if you have the M shape or not. Even if you had a straight up juvenile hairline you'd still look like a dude with a buzz

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks, I've been on fin for a while though ( dad went bald in his 30s and I'm late 20s ). Also I'm tryna look like a 70s pornstar now.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >cope headband
            everybody knows
            bro is that lotr elvish on your chest? Ngmi

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              The headband is cause I'm in the awkward stage of growing my hair and I don't want it flopping all over my face. Also I don't really care what you think.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you didn’t you wouldn’t have to tell me

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nice point frog, you got me.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                this calls for a toast

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's a cool tattoo

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            How long have you been on fin? Do you hace a before face pic? I heard some claims of it causing facebliating/changing fat distribution/softening of features. Also any noticeable sides?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >How long have you been on fin?
              A few years now. No sexual sides whatsoever ( if anything it probably made me hornier ). My beard however grows way WAAAY slower than it used to before I used fin and my chest hair is basically non existent.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks. I guess I could live with those. Do you get it online or a doctor? Also do you think you could share that before pic, if you were similar bf%?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I literally just go to the pharmacy and buy it, no one asks any questions. I'm heavier now by around 5-10 kgs than I was in this pic, so I wouldn't say anything has changed other than normal ageing ( pic related was like 5-6 years ago ).

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You look depressed.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're not wrong. Was then, am now.

                Probably the way you took the pictures, but you look younger now
                Unfortunately I'm American so I need a prescription

                I used to have a giant beard and long hair in my early 20s so I didn't know how to pose and show my face.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Probably the way you took the pictures, but you look younger now
                Unfortunately I'm American so I need a prescription

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        don't put yourself down brother, haircut looks great. Hit the gym and keep it up.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why are you still on fit if you never lift? You posted yourself so many times over the years and still look like a drug addict.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >implying 90% of IST ever lifted weights
          fuck off, newfag

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I looks fine you insecure gay

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I have a manly face to rock the cossack

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      God damn it. I've been doing crazy haircuts like this for years and now that Ukraine shit is going on it looks like a political statement.

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Buzzcut only works if you're the top 10% of facial attractiveness. I don't even think that shit about "GET THE HAIRCUT THAT FITS YOUR FACE SHAPE" is real because there's only hot people and ugly people. Hot people can do meme goatees and buzzcuts while you need to hide your face a bit more.

    You disagree? Okay, post some ugly people "glowing up" with a buzzcut. I'll wait.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Still waiting by the way

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Still waiting by the way

      gay

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >cosmetic surgery and the same hair
        Uhh yikes

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >same hair
          based moron

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            isnt that literally a before after of some chinlet who got jaw surgery, how does that relate to ugly guys getting buzzcuts

            [...]
            double-tap on that ass

            how is that ugly in the before pic? wtf are your standards
            also no buzzcut

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >>how is that ugly in the before pic?
              lol
              u srs?

              anyway, yeah not buzzcuts i misread that part so I agree with his post though I don't think it's as low as 10% though

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                what? of course im serious
                like do u think his bone structure changed or something"? still had the same strong chin cheekbones and eye sockets or whatever
                even with a shit lighting picture, a neckbeard for some reason, and likely overweight, he looks way better than the majority of men
                saying this as an ugly guy id love to look like left
                i feel like ur overestimating how many men have masculine enough faces. vast majority are quite ugly and just don't post their images on fucking tiktok to get made fun of. ur vid is just the same shit, attractive guy gets buzzcut and is still attractive, ugly guy buzzes and still ugly, bravo

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Still waiting by the way

      double-tap on that ass

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've accepted the fact that I'm balding a few years ago and have been buzzing off all of my three fiddy hairs ever since

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    That haircut looks like shit though. You need to do the sides shorter than the top for it to look okay.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fucking zoomers I swear.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        1.
        >_oomer
        kys

        2. he's right

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I did this recently and I think it was an improvement for me, I tried long hair and regular hair but with this I don't even need to think and I just look decent

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >has hair
    >does this shit with it
    You don't know how long you're going to have it anon, do something that looks good with it, if you don't like zoomer styles find something else, and stop thinking that it will make you look more masculine because face and body is all that matters when it comes to that

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's also about 90% saturated fat, making it ideal when compared to butter or milk for absorbing THC when making weed edibles.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        dude? WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    buzzcut is low maintenance and best for combat.

    aerodynamics are also slightly improved.

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    pompadour + dense stubble mogs

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's not a pomp

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        the pomp iz like cuuumming

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anything nogs when you look like uberchad retard

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't cut my hair. Eventually it reached a point where it's not getting longer.

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >can do yourself
    Kek

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i shaved my hair cause im not getting pussy anyway and now my head is nice and cool in the heat

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i have really thick dark brown hair and when i shave it bald i look like a retarded football hooligan but basically 90% of the pussy i've ever got i was shaved bald.

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's the best haircut for being a guy. Doesn't get in the way, dries within like 5 minutes and doesn't get oily fast.

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just B Yourself

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      brutal

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's basically what I've been doing for awhile cause I hate styling my hair. I will admit though that it doesn't look nearly as good as having a well styled cut. But it's free so long as you've got electric clippers and it's 0 maintenance.

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Something important I learned as a young man: if you are attractive any haircut looks good on you. OPs pic looks good cause it's brad pitt.

    The bet thing for a normal man to do is try different hairstyles until you find one that suits for face. For me as a young guy before I went bald the brenden fraser in mummy cut was the best for my big forhead.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      > For me as a young guy before I went bald the brenden fraser in mummy cut was the best for my big forhead.
      Ooooh shit thats why it fits me so well, my forehead is huge so I ve had this haircut for years,it suits me best,couldnt pinpoint the reason but I knew it.

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Short sides, medium top slicked in a curve to the back and side with a light holding cream. Anything more complex is art and art is cancer.

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    only looks good if you have a good head shape and hairline

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's the shittiest haircut imaginable and everyone who sees this cut thinks you're either a criminal, a mental degenerate or possibly a military type. Either way people think you're poor and low IQ. No, seriously, look at mental degerates and criminals, and actors who play them. What kind of hair do they have?

    Now look at how people who are rich, attractive and powerful are portrayed. What kind of hair do they have?

    >Real heckin easy to do! And practical
    Means:
    >Poor
    >Not fashionable
    >Not attractive

    You might as well wear cargo pants and hiking boots everywhere too

  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I only get a buzz cut because otherwise my hair looks like pic related. Which would be awesome if I didn't have a baby face

  40. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't cut my hair in 5 years. Putting in hair product and brushing in the shower is lower maintenance than cutting it all the time.

  41. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm currently growing my hair out to get something like pic related. I have patchy cheeks though, so I'll have to go clean shaven.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i have pretty much that haircut and its a complete bitch to style, i dont even bother during the week anymore and only do it on the weekends

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        What do you mean, don't you just blow dry it and put some pomade on it?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          i have very voluminous hair that doesnt like staying the way i put it, but its basically
          >shower
          >dry
          >comb
          >style with wax
          working the wax into the hair and getting it to sit right is the hard part, it looks good and ive gotten many compliments for it but it takes me ~15 minutes and i usually shower right after work where i just want to get home so i cant be assed to do it everyday.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            wax is for shorter hair, for that length you should try using water based matte pomade, it's easier to work in

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              its what my barber recommended for me and its the only thing ive found that makes my hair manageable

  42. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The 2 based haircuts that will be based for eternity

    1. Buzz cut/bald

    2. Long hair never cut

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dubs of fucking truth. I've always said that: either very short (1-5 mm guard) or long as fuck.
      But what about beards? Same thing?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >But what about beards?
        If long hair but receding hairline: full Waingro

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >But what about beards? Same thing?
        stache and stubble or just stubble. huge beard only if you can actually fill it out completely.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't had a haircut in 15 years, but I always stay clean shaven.

      Dubs of fucking truth. I've always said that: either very short (1-5 mm guard) or long as fuck.
      But what about beards? Same thing?

      Depends on how good a beard you can grow.

  43. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    kek, do you people really think that because brad pitt looks good in a buzzcut, so will you? LOL

  44. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >being a hairlet

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