>have a classic zoomer cut now
>gonna get pic rel
>can do yourself
>practical, easy to shower after working out
>mogs ppl who actually go to the barber by how low effort it is
>look like a man and not zoomer
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>have a classic zoomer cut now
>gonna get pic rel
>can do yourself
>practical, easy to shower after working out
>mogs ppl who actually go to the barber by how low effort it is
>look like a man and not zoomer
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A pixie cut
I wouldnt want to look like that but you're right op its very functional and low-maintenance
However it even makes Brad Pitt look almost bad, quite a tradeoff
It looks good on different people, just makes you actually look like a man
No my friend, these hypermodels only look manly because their face looks manly to begin with, that haircut is a downgrade in any case
false, this guy is not a hypermodel and it looks really good
I'm starting to feel bad for you OP
this monkey doesn't look really good to begin with, how could you say he looks good unless you're extremely ugly yourself
But anyways
The point here is that the hairstyle here brings nothing to the table, its nothing, it can only look good if you look good to begin with
But if you looked good to begin with a real haircut would still improve your looks
Yes its a very fit and sportive haircut, but it doesn't look good
it is like with most other things: It works for some people. And it will look attractive to some, aswell.
I work in higher ed: I feel like most zoomer females, however, are creaming themselves over the weirdest man-bun curly broccoli headed men Ive seen. Theres this one class with all the girls flocking around a total dipshit in all white training suit and broccoli hair while a real fkn ace of a young man (tall, wide shoulders, chiseled jaw, expensive watch and excellent manners) sits far off with a turbonerd friend.
I went selfbuzz about 6 years ago and went through a resl rough patch that one time. I've noticed it is a very close call between looking like a sick person or an inmate and a successful, well kept man who has his priorities in check. Depends on the small things: sun tan, bf% being in check and clothing mostly, from what I can tell. I had people call me out for the shitty buzzcut that it makes me look sick but also get compliments for it, all depending on the above mentioned things, it seemed.
More sophisticated hairstyle may score more, but the tradeoff sucks. Buzz is easy af.
tl;dr: buzz may work; get a tan, look healthy, slap on a nice shirt and be in shape.
I am the turbonerd, can confirm
>expensive watch
homosexual probably wears a suit to class to, that’s why no women is interested.
Nope, pretty 'normal' from my 36yo boomer perspective. Button shirt and jeans or chino. I mired him from day 1, however. His frame is absolute killer
appreciated, anon
Get off, working class scum.
>Depends on the small things
100%. I'm growing it out now cause I'm bored of it, but I rocked a zero guard buzz for years and you're spot on.
>plain tee
>slim black jeans
>boots
Unironic Nazi vibes (which is fine because I am one). Meanwhile
>Light blue collared shirt
>Slim jeans or chinos (can even be black)
>Any leather footwear incl. the same boots that make me look natsoc
Fit man with his shit together
This is not a low effort haircut either, no one with this haircut is cutting their own hair, they are getting this done by a barber. Did you even read the post by OP?
homie that’s the easiest haircut even it’s not even a fade I shave my head into cuts like this fricking around when I have to shave my hair every week. I do Mohawks too then bzzzzzzzzt
This kind of shit needs barber cut once a week, waste of time and money. Very womenly
If you could actually fade your own hair you would know that it's not simple. Barbers practice it several times a day and you still see shitty faces sometimes.
this is so fricked lmao no fade no taper just balded
>le manly
if you need a haircut to look like a man then you probably look like a little b***h
This isn’t the same haircut moron. This guy has a fade, there is no way OP will be able to give himself a proper fade.
Are you boys moronic why do you think a fade is so complicated
Also a fade like this literally fades away (heh) in a few weeks. A good and short fade like this requires insane amounts of maintenance.
You just have to be below 10% bf for it to look good
as a balding guy it breaks my heart that a guy with good hair would take such a moronic haircut. Wish i had enough hair to do something nice with it and then a moron who does have enough hair ruins all his pussy getting chances by looking like a lego figure.
Are we looking at the same photos, he looks great
he looks great, you won't. lmao. You are not brad pitt moron. You will just look like a virgin sysadmin.
>t.
>tfw I actually have naturally curly hair like this and can't let it get long anymore because I'll look like a homosexual zoomer
Such is life as you age.
who cares? wear your hair as you want
Don't worry, I was being facetious. I mostly keep my hair short because it's a lot easier to maintain, long curly hair in a humid climate is a fricking disaster.
Bro coconut oil. It's just that simple
does that work for everything hair? Shorter? Noncurly?
Elaborate a bit on how you made it work, breh
Literally just use a teaspoon of virgin food grade coconut oil. I have coarse, thick curly golden hair. It tamesy hair down from being huge and having too much volume.
>putting actual oil in your hair
Literally moronic
>falling for advertising
>ad hominem
Cute. Try again, greasehead.
claims the guy putting coconut oil in his hair
I use it to cook with and as my only conditioning product. It is like $2 a pound. If you mix it with baking soda you have toothpaste. If you rub it on your elbows you have lotion. If you put it on a pussy you have lube.
I had no idea they used elbows in lotion how do they even manage that on a large scale? Do they just have lines of workers stirring with their elbows? It can’t be that’s ridiculous. but to be honest I wouldn’t be surprised. It’s a sad throwaway world we live in there days
You ashy homie
what does it do and how do you do it? I'm spending way too much on hair care stuff
>I'm spending way too much on hair care stuff
take the no poo pill
it's hard at first, but if you have a correct hormonal balance, your body will do its job like it did for everyone else for thousands of years
It's summer and I already only use shampoo twice a week
Just do it. Assuming your hair is short on the side, the top knot requires few commitment. If you want full head bun you'll have to endure growing it out, but on the plus side you'll have more style choices
I saved my hair and then shaved the sides and back, i thought about trying a mullet kind of thing but i just shaved it instead. But i don't have the hair in a bun it looks so messed up. I am thinking of just shaving the top as well, going for really short on the sides and a little bit longer on the top but still buzzed
Rock the pompadour or quiff, or the tommy shelby quiff while gradually growing it out for top knot or undercut bun.
on second note don't do the peaky blinders haircut, you will not look like cilian murphy and will look moronic mom's haircut
What the frick is coconut oil going to do except make my hair greasy and clumped together? Shut the frick up
>inb4 you've never tried it
Yes I have, indirectly indirectly as the main ingredient of a hair mask, it took me 3 days to get that shit out of my hair. Had to go and buy a dry shampoo spray and cleansing shampoo because, guess what, getting fricking OIL out of your hair is near impossible with normal shampoo. Frick you for your turboautism suggestion. Jesus fricking christ.
>take the no poo pill
Cowash is fine, but if you use product (which you do if you have curly hair) you just have to make sure you use regular shampoo regularly too otherwise you get buildup that the cowash isn't going to get rid of.
Bro this is actually why I am getting a short haircut, I just have curly hair and don't want to look like a zoomer
>naturally curly
Jewfro is the thing then.
This. It's not just the haircut, it's the shape of the head, the hairline and skull structure.
In other words, handsome people will look handsome no matter what they alter about their hair or complements.
That's why models are models, they can pull of anything.
You and I most probably can't.
>Buzzcut drops a 10/10 chad to a 7/10 dude who looks like he works a $20/hr dead end job and buys roofies in bulk
my god, why would people do this to themselves
Yes, it looks good when it's a different fricking haircut lmao.
Goddamn that's amazing
7/10 for an incel (who gives a frick what an incel thinks anyway), he's still 10/10 in the head of mentally healthy people
I can grow a full head of thick hair but I buzz it every week lmao
I’m 30 with thick dark brown hair, I buzzcut 1 time a month, my head looks moronic when my hair grow :/
>my head looks moronic when my hair grow
It's just a phase.
The buzzcut must be kept very short to look good. If you want to grow it, you have to wait 2-3 months for it too look good again and be malleable.
Seething
I have super thick full head of hair with only slightly receding hairline. However, it grows out straight in all directions and long hair doesn’t suit my face. buzzcut is my only option
Same. For me it's either buzzcut or past the shoulders long. I've rocked both in the past
>he thinks it's the hair
I have extremely thick hair and shave to zero, it looks great because I don't have any hairloss, loser
Yes sure Brad Pitt has fricked his chances with that haircut lmao seething baldie
brad pitt looks great, you don't. You're not brad pitt moron
I’m with this anon, ten years ago I had long dirty blonde hair. Now I’m bald and gotta do a buzzcut kys OP
Long hair is for women, men always look better with short hair.
moron, buzz cut only looks good IF you have good hair and a good skull. I wish I could rock a buzz cut. It’s so low effort you’d be a moron not to rock it if you could.
will get a authentic viking hairstyle soon
Why not get the "I watched the Vikings series" haircut?
Get the daigoro cut
I've been trying for years to get my friend to get the Daigoro cut. Fricking homosexual won't do it. I even gave myself a mohawk and muttonchops in solidarity.
thanks for your blog OP, very useful
All depends on ur face
If it doesn't fit ur face you can go from a 7 to a 5
It’s about masculinity imo. If you look masculine you’ll look good. If you don’t you will look bad. There is also a too far point where you’ll go from manly to psychopath convict if you cut it. You need to look like a solid strong man, you don’t want to look like viktor the child killer
Sadly it's still about head bone structure
Brad pitt looks manly with Troy haircut and your average soiboy looks like a feminine child also with a buzz cut
>All depends on ur face
This is the sad truth.
I want long hair but I can't grow a beard and my face is way too feminine for it to work. Very few men can get away with it actually... All the gays with long hair on IST look like trannies.
How lean are you? I have shitty beard genetics and thought I was cursed with permanent baby face, but I got to ~12% and the jawline and cheekbones became prominent enough that people took notice.
It also depends on the hair itself. How thick it is, how textured is it, etc.
Jelly of your hair
How old are you? I might just go on fin so I can grow it out like that just once
I'm 30
Mirin that hair. Mine looks exactly like that but shorter. Thanks for the advice Anon, I'm around ~15% bf right now. Now I have a goal.
I'm growing my hair nipple length. I'm to my chin now.
no such thing, if u have the face you can have whatever haircut you want, apart from something silly probably like the bowl cut,
I suggest u should avoid short haircuts if you're a jawlet, cheekbonelett, noselet etc, use your hair to hide your flaws like women do
Every time I shave my beard and hairs peoples tell me I have a big fat nose.. in my case beard and hair actually hide my facial features. I get cop compliment from lady’s I know. Like «oh! But you’re actually good looking.. I didn’t knew..»
Most of the time I look like robin Williams in jumanji
haircut is not important
this lol
it's all about face if you have chad face you can look good with everything
this man has literally peak masculine genetics most people with totally shaved faces and heads look like a testicle
testicles have more hair
>this man has literally peak masculine genetics most people with totally shaved faces and heads look like a testicle
testicles are *literally* peak masculinity
who
Johnny Sins
>Johnny Sins
Frank Zane
do you mean Billy Zane?
Fricking this, lads. Looks at that jaw. Even the monk haircut would look good on him.
Beard and longer hair
If fit there’s no better more masculine combo
What is the best way of rocking the manbun and is it still being done in 2022?
no
Only shave the sides, not the back of your head too. The bun is bigger and you can wear your hair down for a messy mullet-lite look
hair short enough that it dries easy, needs no styling, doesnt get in the way and STILL blocks sun from raping your scalp
Is my hair growing back? Ive been on finasteride for almost three months now, i think it's a bit thicker but im scared of cutting it and it being really transparent...
lol
It’s over
it looks thicker. you should grow it longer.
finasteride doesn't grow your hair back, why are you on a drug that you don't even understand
Finasteride can absolutely grow your hair back
Microneedling (dermaroller) once a week + minoxidil 2x a day worked for me in a matter of 3 months and I didn't need to take dick limping drugs. I can totally say it wasn't placebo because I just used the dermaroller on my right hair entry (wich was much worse than the left) and left the left as a "control group", using minoxidil only. In a matter of 3 months it outgrew the left entry and I'm close to having a hairline of an 18yo if I comb it to the left side. There are hundreds of youtube videos on how to do it. But you have to be consistent with the treatment. I dropped several times in the past (minoxidil only) and didn't see any progress.
I still don't know how the frick it isn't a more studied treatment given it's so effective. Maybe because of the farmaceutical israelite lobbie.
Minoxidil works without dermaroller, you moron. And as soon as you're off minox, you're losing that hair. How about using just the dermaroller next time as a "control group".
> and left the left as a "control group", using minoxidil only.
Are you moronic?
dude its the same fricking hair, it ojnly looks thicker because you swept it to cross on the left.
stop poisoning yourself moron and just save up for a transplant if you must.
Yeah it looks better
>Ive been on finasteride for almost three months now
I am so sorry.
>tricking the dysgenic morons here to lose the only thing haloing them for lulz using a picture of one of the most attractive men of all time as your case study
Kek
i didnt cut my hair in like 3 years
you will always be a zoomer
Buzzed my hair in December. I've been growing it back ever since. Sitting around 3.5" in length. Want hair a bit longer. Having luscious flowing hair is the go.
My hair looks basically like this (although I have light brown and not black hair) and it's served me pretty well so far
that guy has brown hair, meaning your "light brown" is likely dark blond
This is why you have trouble making friends. Do better.
mandatory
"just bee urself"
buzzcut works best when you have a perfect hairline. pic related, my buzz is alright but the M shape is obvious and kinda shitty
half these people are bald half are shaving
use words next time.
I think it was the shortest the shaving machine would go.
Go that bit shorter with a .5 grade it'll look way better (this advice doesn't apply to all you rape baby orc-looking fricks reading this)
You look like post asylum Connor Murphy. What’s with the toothpick? You lookin to “scam some chumps” or do you just think dog from Tom and Jerry is the aesthetic you’re after?
>You lookin to “scam some chumps”
Yes.
>or do you just think dog from Tom and Jerry is the aesthetic you’re after?
Also yes. Any other questions?
clever way to get homies to stop callin you toothpick. I can respect that you want to scam chumps
also going for this look but not going to post myself here. wear glasses tho
I ( guy in photo ) also wear glasses. Buzz + glasses make you look a lot smarter.
you dont seem fit tho...or am I wrong
Your hairline looks fine. Doesn't matter if you have the M shape or not. Even if you had a straight up juvenile hairline you'd still look like a dude with a buzz
Thanks, I've been on fin for a while though ( dad went bald in his 30s and I'm late 20s ). Also I'm tryna look like a 70s pornstar now.
>cope headband
everybody knows
homie is that lotr elvish on your chest? Ngmi
The headband is cause I'm in the awkward stage of growing my hair and I don't want it flopping all over my face. Also I don't really care what you think.
If you didn’t you wouldn’t have to tell me
Nice point frog, you got me.
this calls for a toast
It's a cool tattoo
How long have you been on fin? Do you hace a before face pic? I heard some claims of it causing facebliating/changing fat distribution/softening of features. Also any noticeable sides?
>How long have you been on fin?
A few years now. No sexual sides whatsoever ( if anything it probably made me hornier ). My beard however grows way WAAAY slower than it used to before I used fin and my chest hair is basically non existent.
Thanks. I guess I could live with those. Do you get it online or a doctor? Also do you think you could share that before pic, if you were similar bf%?
I literally just go to the pharmacy and buy it, no one asks any questions. I'm heavier now by around 5-10 kgs than I was in this pic, so I wouldn't say anything has changed other than normal ageing ( pic related was like 5-6 years ago ).
You look depressed.
You're not wrong. Was then, am now.
I used to have a giant beard and long hair in my early 20s so I didn't know how to pose and show my face.
Probably the way you took the pictures, but you look younger now
Unfortunately I'm American so I need a prescription
don't put yourself down brother, haircut looks great. Hit the gym and keep it up.
Why are you still on fit if you never lift? You posted yourself so many times over the years and still look like a drug addict.
>implying 90% of IST ever lifted weights
frick off, newbie
I looks fine you insecure homosexual
I wish I have a manly face to rock the cossack
God damn it. I've been doing crazy haircuts like this for years and now that Ukraine shit is going on it looks like a political statement.
Buzzcut only works if you're the top 10% of facial attractiveness. I don't even think that shit about "GET THE HAIRCUT THAT FITS YOUR FACE SHAPE" is real because there's only hot people and ugly people. Hot people can do meme goatees and buzzcuts while you need to hide your face a bit more.
You disagree? Okay, post some ugly people "glowing up" with a buzzcut. I'll wait.
Still waiting by the way
homosexual
>cosmetic surgery and the same hair
Uhh yikes
>same hair
based moron
isnt that literally a before after of some chinlet who got jaw surgery, how does that relate to ugly guys getting buzzcuts
how is that ugly in the before pic? wtf are your standards
also no buzzcut
>>how is that ugly in the before pic?
lol
u srs?
anyway, yeah not buzzcuts i misread that part so I agree with his post though I don't think it's as low as 10% though
what? of course im serious
like do u think his bone structure changed or something"? still had the same strong chin cheekbones and eye sockets or whatever
even with a shit lighting picture, a neckbeard for some reason, and likely overweight, he looks way better than the majority of men
saying this as an ugly guy id love to look like left
i feel like ur overestimating how many men have masculine enough faces. vast majority are quite ugly and just don't post their images on fricking tiktok to get made fun of. ur vid is just the same shit, attractive guy gets buzzcut and is still attractive, ugly guy buzzes and still ugly, bravo
double-tap on that ass
I've accepted the fact that I'm balding a few years ago and have been buzzing off all of my three fiddy hairs ever since
That haircut looks like shit though. You need to do the sides shorter than the top for it to look okay.
Fricking zoomers I swear.
1.
>_oomer
kys
2. he's right
I did this recently and I think it was an improvement for me, I tried long hair and regular hair but with this I don't even need to think and I just look decent
>has hair
>does this shit with it
You don't know how long you're going to have it anon, do something that looks good with it, if you don't like zoomer styles find something else, and stop thinking that it will make you look more masculine because face and body is all that matters when it comes to that
it's also about 90% saturated fat, making it ideal when compared to butter or milk for absorbing THC when making weed edibles.
dude? WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!
buzzcut is low maintenance and best for combat.
aerodynamics are also slightly improved.
pompadour + dense stubble mogs
that's not a pomp
the pomp iz like cuuumming
Anything nogs when you look like uberchad moron
I don't cut my hair. Eventually it reached a point where it's not getting longer.
>can do yourself
Kek
i shaved my hair cause im not getting pussy anyway and now my head is nice and cool in the heat
i have really thick dark brown hair and when i shave it bald i look like a moronic football hooligan but basically 90% of the pussy i've ever got i was shaved bald.
It's the best haircut for being a guy. Doesn't get in the way, dries within like 5 minutes and doesn't get oily fast.
Just B Yourself
brutal
That's basically what I've been doing for awhile cause I hate styling my hair. I will admit though that it doesn't look nearly as good as having a well styled cut. But it's free so long as you've got electric clippers and it's 0 maintenance.
Something important I learned as a young man: if you are attractive any haircut looks good on you. OPs pic looks good cause it's brad pitt.
The bet thing for a normal man to do is try different hairstyles until you find one that suits for face. For me as a young guy before I went bald the brenden fraser in mummy cut was the best for my big forhead.
> For me as a young guy before I went bald the brenden fraser in mummy cut was the best for my big forhead.
Ooooh shit thats why it fits me so well, my forehead is huge so I ve had this haircut for years,it suits me best,couldnt pinpoint the reason but I knew it.
Short sides, medium top slicked in a curve to the back and side with a light holding cream. Anything more complex is art and art is cancer.
only looks good if you have a good head shape and hairline
It's the shittiest haircut imaginable and everyone who sees this cut thinks you're either a criminal, a mental degenerate or possibly a military type. Either way people think you're poor and low IQ. No, seriously, look at mental degerates and criminals, and actors who play them. What kind of hair do they have?
Now look at how people who are rich, attractive and powerful are portrayed. What kind of hair do they have?
>Real heckin easy to do! And practical
Means:
>Poor
>Not fashionable
>Not attractive
You might as well wear cargo pants and hiking boots everywhere too
I only get a buzz cut because otherwise my hair looks like pic related. Which would be awesome if I didn't have a baby face
I haven't cut my hair in 5 years. Putting in hair product and brushing in the shower is lower maintenance than cutting it all the time.
I'm currently growing my hair out to get something like pic related. I have patchy cheeks though, so I'll have to go clean shaven.
i have pretty much that haircut and its a complete b***h to style, i dont even bother during the week anymore and only do it on the weekends
What do you mean, don't you just blow dry it and put some pomade on it?
i have very voluminous hair that doesnt like staying the way i put it, but its basically
>shower
>dry
>comb
>style with wax
working the wax into the hair and getting it to sit right is the hard part, it looks good and ive gotten many compliments for it but it takes me ~15 minutes and i usually shower right after work where i just want to get home so i cant be assed to do it everyday.
wax is for shorter hair, for that length you should try using water based matte pomade, it's easier to work in
its what my barber recommended for me and its the only thing ive found that makes my hair manageable
The 2 based haircuts that will be based for eternity
1. Buzz cut/bald
2. Long hair never cut
Dubs of fricking truth. I've always said that: either very short (1-5 mm guard) or long as frick.
But what about beards? Same thing?
>But what about beards?
If long hair but receding hairline: full Waingro
>But what about beards? Same thing?
stache and stubble or just stubble. huge beard only if you can actually fill it out completely.
I haven't had a haircut in 15 years, but I always stay clean shaven.
Depends on how good a beard you can grow.
kek, do you people really think that because brad pitt looks good in a buzzcut, so will you? LOL
>being a hairlet