Most men here work out to get buff, but what should my workout and lifestyle be if I want to be a cute twink for as long as possible?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    have a nice day fir starters.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Neck hangs to failure.

      You should rope you gay

      newbies

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Neck hangs to failure.

      You should rope you gay

      That's dumb, how would that help me get cute? Huh?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You misunderstand it's to prevent you from getting uglier

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lots of swimming would not hurt at all.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I concur.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cardio
    >optionally train lower body (machines only)
    >stay at low body fat but not low enough to get vascular
    >get a good skincare routine
    >remove body hair
    >optionally start hrt (even if you're not transitioning it'll make you more feminine)

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks for the advice. I'm concerned about HRT though, I don't want to get booba or break my penis. Would finasteride or dutasteride be a good compromise?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/ZCVAyjV.jpg

        Cardio, glute bridges, hip abductions, squats, ab rollers, decline push ups (or anything else that'll work your upper chest), your frame will dictate a lot of what's possible. What's more important is sunscreen use and a skincare regimen. Every other replying Black person seething is malding because they can't do it any longer.

        https://i.imgur.com/cxEy9FK.png

        Most men here work out to get buff, but what should my workout and lifestyle be if I want to be a cute twink for as long as possible?

        Why would you want to be a twink?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why wouldn't you. Twinks are extremely aesthetic and attractive.

      • 11 months ago
        Haven

        Don't do hrt, it'll just turn you into an abomination. Whole point of a Twink is that it's still a dude, trannies on hrt are fricking ugly, some of them might have been cute dudes but they go and frick themselves up.
        There was this Twink I knew that would make a lotion out of milk and honey, he said it kept his skin super soft, he shaved every day and was a bit skinny but still nice. He also wore a corset under his shirt to keep his waist trim, he said it sucked though so take it with a grain of salt.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Whole point of a Twink is that it's still a dude, trannies on hrt are fricking ugly
          Are you joking or just moronic? If a twink takes hrt they won't magically turn into an ugly hon out of nowhere for no reason. They'll just look even more like a twink(now with boobs)

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, but it gives you boobs and shrinks your dick.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nearly every guy that I've seen that takes HRT gets this soft, pudgy look which defeats the purpose of being a twink which involves being lean and slightly muscular. If I wanted pudge, I'd just go back to looking at chubby girls.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'd say it's like 40/60

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Take hrt + raloxifene. It will stop you from growing booba, but you still get softer skin, less hair, no hair loss, and more feminine fat distribution (bigger butt and thighs, less stomach fat).

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          hrt+ralox is likely to frick your hormonal balance bad and many anons can vouch for that. Its much better to take high dose E for several months and then get keyhole surgery.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Finasteride won't twinkify you but it'll definitely halt a lot of masculinization like body hair. I got an HRT prescription to chase the twink dream. Your dick will work as long as you work it.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Finasteride won't twinkify you
          What about dutasteride? Same deal or does it work better?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Tissues produce their own DHT with an enzyme called 5AR. Fin blocks the 5AR type in the scalp and follicles, dut blocks both types (found all over).
            They won't lower your T or give you feminizing effects. Dut is supposed to be stronger for reducing DHT, but finasteride realistically should hold 98% of hairlines. DHT has some really bad effects on the male body so it's nice, but no, they're the same.
            It'll still happen with T, though. It'll also still masuclinize in its own way. It's HRT or don't go at all. You can keep your dick but things get a bit weird in the realm of t-gel and viagra.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's HRT or it'll keep happening*.

              Definitely get on fin just to protect your hair, it'll also probably slow down facial and body hair too if they aren't established.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        you should really only be taking cross-sex hormones if you experience serious dysphoria and identity issues

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >machines only
      Why?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Assuming bc no calluses

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      kys hrtgroomer

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Recommending that twinks destroy themselves with HRT.
      Disgusting
      Let cute femboys exist without destroying their penises and brains.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Neck hangs to failure.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You should rope you gay

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >twinkmode
    >not linkmode
    it's like you dont wanna make it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      ah shit wrong pic i mean this one

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That’s a really cool fan art.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I want to frick him so bad

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I want to lick his thighs

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      based

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why are you larping as a woman?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's not actually crossdressing because link is male

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's the outfit he uses to cross-dress in-game, so he's LARPing as a cross-dresser (by cross-dressing), not a woman.

      • 11 months ago
        Haven

        Name?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          geheichou

          • 11 months ago
            Haven

            Thanks

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    post pictures of what we're working with and ill help you m8

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    idk but I've been taking estrogen for the past 2 years praying it can ressurect from twink death

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      poor dude only took 636 wieners up his biolab butthole, wanted to hit four digits before the twink death

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It can but it takes years, its a slow thing. Saved me.

      https://i.imgur.com/eCTCDf0.jpg

      >twinkmode
      >not linkmode
      it's like you dont wanna make it

      Link is just a twink who trains arms. Speaking of which, what is the optimal amount of arm training? I don't want to overshadow my legs but I want to by Link/Griffith mode.
      t. wink

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The space between the boob cup and the pecs is so kino

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    long, brisk walks. The absolute choicest calves, legs, and booty I've ever seen were on a twinky mailboi who used to roll blunts for me

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did he suck your ball?

  10. 11 months ago
    Haven

    Calisthenics, don't go stuck mode

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      sexo with lalo

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cardio, glute bridges, hip abductions, squats, ab rollers, decline push ups (or anything else that'll work your upper chest), your frame will dictate a lot of what's possible. What's more important is sunscreen use and a skincare regimen. Every other replying Black person seething is malding because they can't do it any longer.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Very pretty body, but why do you have a red line on your belly? Hope everything is OK.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Red ring of twink death

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Might be a waist shrinking thing

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i couldn't do this twink any longer(than 5 minutes) i want to breed this everyday at least twice

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be young (<23)
    >be Norwood 0-1
    >be low bf%

    Lifting for twinkdom is a bigger cope than lifting in the traditional sense.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Twinks aren't cute. Small fluffy animals are cute.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    what about if I'm chubby and want to become a twink, or at least twink like?
    what workouts should I do then?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fork putdowns

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        already on that, just want to avoid becoming skinnyfat though

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i think pittoo was unironically my gay awakening when i played kiu as a teen

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It depends how much muscle you want. I just do bro splits a few times a week and don't eat that much and I still think I'd have to lose a few pounds of muscle to go full twink mode. The most important things you can do are stay lean and have a good skincare regime.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looking great bro. Also, how are the classes at Hogwarts?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks bro. You're like the eight person now who's said I look like Harry Potter lol. Maybe I should get contacts.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not the anon you replied to
          If it bothers you, you could also go for different frames
          I’ve kinda adopted the ‘incel’ look (at least when I get my quarterly haircut) with thin frame, wide/short ratio glasses

          Contacts are a big frick no for me

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah I don't think the 'incel look' is something I want to aim for, sorry chief.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah you don't have the right body. And that face doesn't really do you any favours either.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that post-workout twink porn marathon
    makes it all worth it bros

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What kind of skincare regimen would you recommend, anons?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is the one I use and it's worked really well for me.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks!

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    As soon as twink death sets in you'll regret it.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yoga, fork putdowns, wear a corset

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    same bro

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      how to get this body?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Become a captain of the Praetorian Guard

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      some anon asked me to pose like this

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        post it

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          i never did the pose

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            what a shame

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick you, IST! I was perfectly non-gay until you started posting gym twinks and now I can't stop thinking about them!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Many such cases.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have trawled all of tinder now and there are none there.
        Why would god do this to me?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          They're probably on Grindr. Or you may be unlucky with your location. Probably not that many twinks in redneck land.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I dont know, man. not a lot of plausible deniability with that app. And I dont want it sending me emails years after i uninstall it.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              register with email
              make a protonmail or whatever account beforehand
              use the in-app setting to change the icon to to-do or whatever
              log out or uninstall when the gay urges subside
              also get your gaids shots so you don't get pozzed by some cumdumpster twink's bussy that catches bb gb loads on the reg
              rinse, repeat, but only if it helps your plan, otherwise do whatever works better (chasing puss, volcelling till attractive, etc)

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hm, good tips.
                Also, yeah I would never dare to bareback anything from a "dating" app

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                probably for the better, my dick's picky and hates condoms so the future gf better be on the pill or iud

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                allright. never thought the day would come, but I got the app.
                and let me tell you, there are a lot of people claiming twink who has no business doing so.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Welcome to gay dating 😉

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                thanks, I hate it

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I dont quite get this app. There are some profiles I cant click. Is it like a limited number of views a week or something?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                grindr can definitely be... interesting

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Every time a sentence is started with "I'm straight but" it's followed by the absolute gayest shit you have ever heard.

                Also, my captcha is world record wank

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Congrats on the WR. Which wank record did you break? Longest jerk off sesh? Furthest cum blast?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                i tried the opposite on tinder and it was about 50/50 until girls realized i was actually straight but i do want to frick femboys and twinks just grindr is a shit show and finding a cute one who'll wear make up and lingerie is like one in a million

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                ARTIST???

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                sabs

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                sabs who

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                sabs_art

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                "straight but" indeed

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                tell me about it
                just don't get aids(or hep-b or hpv or...)'d, alright?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I uninstalled it. it is a poorly made app ad everyone there are ugly(and people dont use the categories correctly).
                it is over.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                gj m8, as long as you use it as fuel to become awesomer, get the tradwife and save the <insert your> race with 3.5 kids

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                what if i get a twink tradeife and try to get them preggers everyday at least 2 to 3 times?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                the roman ideal: twink for the sexo, and a baby momma or two on the sides for the offspring

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dear Doctor,
                I've been blowing huge loads into my boyfriend every night for a year. But he still won't get pregnant! Would organizing a large gay orgy help? My boyfriend says it would.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah, it is making me frustrated enough to want to try to talk to strangers

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                necessity is the mother of invention, as they say
                idk if hobbies for de-sperging followed by hobbies-with-whamen (especially dancing n shiet) to put you in the right environment might work for you

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah, maybe I will go, and may allah forgive me for saying this, do salsa.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                tap into your inner monke that enjoys moving your body to music,
                being able to show off your skills, and do body on body stuff with women that aren't lazy sacks of shit, is all just extra

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >tap into your inner monke that enjoys moving your body to music,
                Yeah I allready enjoy it a lot. I dont even need to get drunk to get groovy on the dancefloor. if the music is right

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >not a lot of plausible deniability with that app
              My friend likes playing the Grindr notification sound around people and seeing who turns around to look. Topkek

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I dont know, man. not a lot of plausible deniability with that app. And I dont want it sending me emails years after i uninstall it.

            bussy isn't worth chinese spyware

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              chinaman owns that too now?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                owned by them since 2016

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                they are probably not going to tell your parents that you are gay

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              you haven’t had good bussy then

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Is it a lot like tinder?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Kinda but without matching and swiping. You just see a list of profiles and can message straight away. A lot more direct and to the point.

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Use lots of sunscreen to keep your skin from getting wrinkled, do leg and glute workouts exclusively, have a good routine to keep your face clean and free of acne, eat healthy food and not a lot of calories to stay thin and avoid stretch marks, use fin to keep your hair as long as possible. There now you know how to be a twink for as long as possible

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >have good twink frame and hips
    >find it easy to retain low bf% with a clean diet
    >have excellent skin with no wrinkles/eyebags
    >getting better pec and glute definition with just pushups, pullups, and hipthrusts

    >be butterfaced
    its only downhill from here despite never being on top of a hill in the first place.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Post body gay

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        taken in november despite filename. I havent shaved since ;(

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          shame that your face is butter because I like the rest

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          whats stopping you from getting railed on grindr lmao

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Damn I would definitely frick you. Thanks for fulfilling my request anon

            i want romance/affection though ;(
            unfortunately having a good face is key to getting a lasting relationship from the examples ive seen.

            also

            Damn I would definitely frick you. Thanks for fulfilling my request anon

            post body

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              know the feeling. I just wanna li3 on th3 couch and fall asleep to X-files with a cute twink...

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                have you had any success??

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                no. the only I ever found on tinder was one city away and we never reqlky got time to meet up and I didnt keep the conversation going so now he is gone.
                Shit.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                i havent even had that despite scouring Tinder for two years

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                and every other twink I have met irl hve been straight.
                Truly, we are cursed

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                whats your issues with getting a twink then?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Barren hunting grounds.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                im assuming the American south?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                close.
                Northern Norway.

                >inb4 that should be twink central
                we are descendants of sailors and mountain men often crossbred with samoyeds.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                im attracted to a broader range of guys including twinks (no fatties), but its so rare to find them, let alone them accepting my looks.
                most of the guys I do find attractive are so out of my league it would just be pathetic to message them. frick

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, same feel. I don't get why I would have such a narrow range.
                It really is hunting for unicorns

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                im not even eyeing prettyboys or 6/10s for that matter, just someone who takes care of themself dammit

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                damn, son. how can you find NO ONE then?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                My face? also most guys want nothing but hookups regardless of what poor excuse of a profile description they have
                But im not looking for sex foremost. see

                [...]
                i want romance/affection though ;(
                unfortunately having a good face is key to getting a lasting relationship from the examples ive seen.

                also [...] post body

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                oh, right, the face.
                Sorry for you, bro. I don't wish loneliness on no one.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >wanting affection from twinks
                beta as frick. i just want to frick them in the mouth and ass

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Post face. With that body you surely can't be below a 6/10.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Go to any amateur pornsite and you'll find yourself mistaken.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                https://i.imgur.com/Y2mMyX2.jpg

                Yeah, same feel. I don't get why I would have such a narrow range.
                It really is hunting for unicorns

                >uggos who only want to date guys out of their league

                date other uggos you nasty gays

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                homie I specifically said I didn't want to date guys out of my league

                [...]

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >samoyeds
                those mofos look cuddly af

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                samoyedic people. the dogs are named after them.
                but yeah, those dogs are precious little clouds

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Here ya go

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You look gay as frick

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                not him but damn youre hot id let you frick me.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks bro

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Damn I would definitely frick you. Thanks for fulfilling my request anon

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    alt+f4 with neck-hanging till failure for better rng roll. maybe with enough times and some luck you will respawn as female outside of india/china

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      op didn't say he wants to be a woman thoughever

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    There is no future in being a twink. Who is a twink over 30 years old? No wonder lgbtq people end up committing suicide when they have no endgame.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Joaquin Santana (on the right) is 31 years old and still is a twink/twunk

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's what the twink to twunk pipeline is for

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        this is a moronic cope and it must come from /hm/ or turbonormie porn sites. Twink/twunk means having a youthful, attractive face. You don't transition to a 'twunk' as a twink unless you have a few years left in your face. Its piss easy to retain a twinkbod into your 30s if you were built for it. Once you've hit twinkdeath, you've also hit twunkdeath.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Amen to that.
        I'll stay lean with calisthenics till 25-28, then start bulking and using weights, so I don't look like a dyel for the rest of my life

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish TTT upon you

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      trouble in terrorist town?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        TOTAL TWINK DEATH

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          you said TTT though
          total twink… tenderness???

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Transition To Twinkhood?

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Since there are so many homos in this thread, why the frick are you guys such annoying manlet hunters?
    As a turbo manlet I get so many homos hitting on me.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I bet you are cute

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      lucky, i will never be a cute short bottom

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah it’s not fair. I would trade my 6ft chad height to be a 5ft 6in manlet in a heartbeat

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      should be obvious, thugays often work like the het'ros: more masc bigger tops more fem smaller

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe you are cute? Idk, post pics.

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHAT FRICKING WORKOUTS DO I DO TO BECOME A TWINK GOD FRICKING DAMNIT TELL ME RIGHT FRICKING NOW YOU homosexualS

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      idk i just kinda didnt eat a lot and its working so far

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        were you already a twink before?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          not really, i wasnt fat (highest bmi was 24) and i had almost no muscle definition
          i did start working out but it was very inconsistent
          i still need to lose some weight though

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            well that's pretty much what I'm doing right now, hopefully I can become at least twink adjacent

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              good luck anon
              im going for more of a middle ground between twink and twunk because i dont like the emaciated look twinks have

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                thanks, good luck to you too

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm really underweight so be wary of my advice but what I did was
      >Try to consume less than 2,300 mg of sodium per day
      >Try to consume less than 36 grams of added sugar per day
      >Cut soda
      >Cut HFCS
      >Cut trans fat
      >Consume what is mostly regarded as "heathy" i.e. rice, beans, fruits, vegetables, nuts, dairy, chicken, etc.
      >Walk
      >Swim during the summer with emphasis on the breast and butterfly stroke

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    being a twink sucks if ur straight, i dont try to look like one but ppl constantly call me that. i lift with tiny results but i at least have some muscle even if its tiny, im not short either. thinking about taking sarms to escape this hell.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're a sub 7 then. Girls like pretty boys, not the decent guy next door.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        i do catch girls checking me out whenever im in public but never approach me so i guess ur right.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Black person are u moronic

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            did i say something moronic?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              if she's actually checking you out it's basically an invitation for you to talk to her. a random chick is never going to try to approach you in public. you just pick up on the signals and boom, go time.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                ive never had a gf before so idk how to do that. i get kinda shy when i notice a girl checking me out. it will be much easier if they approached me.
                i think if i had just a bit bigger muscles girls will start to approach me

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                bigger muscles might get you more/better looks but it'll definitely reduce the slim chance of you getting approached. chicks will get nervous and intimated yadda yadda
                women approaching you is just not how it works my guy. if you're at a bar/club/party it can definitely happen but if ur waiting for the cashier at dunkin donuts to stop staring wide eyed at you and break the ice it's not gonna happen.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                also buy a hooker or go to a massage spa or something.
                going from literally zero sexual contact to trying to pick up chicks in public is a mental bridge idk how to even try to cross.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Women usually don't approach. You'll be waiting for a loooooong time.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        being well built and handsome especially with a nice beard goes a lot further with women in real life than being a twinktwonk pretty boy with wavy bangs

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How does one get a twink bf

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >be masculine
      >be handsome
      >have a big dink

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      be a twink

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        this guy knows lol
        all gays are narcissists who want to be with themselves

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The frick, why would I want to date myself when I could date a cute twink who would suck my wiener and shoot guns with me kek

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Given how many anons are interested in this kind of fitness, should we make a /tffg/ - Twink/Femboy Fitness General?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      would be nice tbqh

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ok! Let's make one after this thread dies.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I mean I don't know if it would be received well here

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            It would attract trannies and AGP femboys like flies to shit. Trannies and most AGPs are autistic, which is why they require labels for everything. The most successful hideout of twinks is IST, where none of them make direct threads related to twinks, but slight slide thread or infiltration.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              nta but would just /tfg/ - twink fitness general still attract those undesirables

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Twink threads on IST have been infiltrated over time by trannies, but the numbers are kept low because there is no direct general.

                What we need is for that lazy asiaticmoot to get off his ass and create a transgender+crossdressing containment board and apply stricter rules for mods and jannies to adhere to.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                twinks truly are the most oppressed race

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >a transgender+crossdressing containment board
                We already have this though. /lgbt/

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >go somewhere with no rules
                >WE NEED MORE RULES
                you are a genuine moron

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I mean maybe, as much as I'd like one I don't know if a general is a great idea, you can try but it'll probably be a mess though

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              nta but would just /tfg/ - twink fitness general still attract those undesirables

              I have to admit, I do find it funny how trans are reviled even by other members of the alphabet club. More and more I see LGB anons shitting on the T’s. Took you motherfrickers long enough to figure out how annoying they are.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                This is why I never wanted anything to do with the rainbow brigade to begin with.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I do find it funny how trans are reviled even by other members of the alphabet club
                We aren't, but keep believing twitter sock accounts reposted on /misc/.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >twitter sock accounts reposted on /misc/
                Hell yeah, I have no idea what that is. I’m legitimately proud that my brain can’t comprehend whatever trans bullshit you are saying to me. I think I’m finally ready to leave hutranity behind.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm gay and you disgust me

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >We aren't, but keep believing twitter sock accounts reposted on /misc/.
                Bro, you totally are. Everyone hates you. Just a few days ago (Like, 10-ish?), some Black person trannies got beaten up in Cologne's gay quarter, by the gay security people and the other gays watching and cheering them on. Everyone's butthurt about it now. Look it up.

                https://www.ksta.de/koeln/boykottaufruf-gegen-koelner-schwulenbar-security-soll-trans-frau-verpruegelt-haben-550617

                NO ONE can stand any of you.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Feels good knowing that their time in the spotlight is almost up.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                i hate trannies because they try to groom us twinks into transitioning

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                funny thing is i don't mind fricking trannies or twinks as long as your dick gets hard while i'm fricking it's a butthole of a weaker man than me plus trannies are more willing to wear fishnets while i frick them

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I’m not into T’s. They cross an uncanny line somewhere between femboy and trans. That’s just my taste though.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Eh, let's try. Fitness is fitness whether your goal is to be a muscle beast or slim twink.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              you're just gonna get me wanting to breed you all the time and saying
              N E W Y O R K
              E
              W
              Y
              O
              R
              K

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would be interested. I usually check for a twinkish thread every time I come to IST.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is kinda the only reason i come to this board, or to IST at all, so i agree

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like the idea. Make it a bit of an inspo thing too. The more pics, the better.

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How about one ring pull up using your neck, gay.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      get some new material

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Take dht blocker/hrt
    >Water
    >Tretinoin and Sunscreen
    >Minimize stress, no intense cardio or heavy lifting, sleep
    >Eat nutrient dense food
    >Laser hair removal

    This will de-age you about 5 years minimum and then keep you looking that way for the foreseeable future.

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally the exact same shit just eat significantly less.

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like twinks. I don’t even want to have sex with them, that’s how much I like them. Does that make sense?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah I do too

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    where are the guys who are actually hot and fit who are into us twinks? maybe cause i live in a small city but ive only met some hot gay guys who are into twinks cause most of them just like manly fit men too.

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    why do gay dudes always say "shoot" when they talk about cumming like i was hooking up with this dude and everytime i was gonna cum he'd tell me to shoot it all over his chest or to shoot it inside of him then i had another dude who when i was with him would always tell ask if i was about to shoot so he could swallow it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      boys like to shoot

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      a dick is basically a pump that shoots globs

      the closest thing to a biological gun

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >5'7
    >can't be a twink because I'm hairy as frick
    Life really didn't want me to fit in stereotypes.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dwarfmode is a stereotype

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You have a point, but no one wants to look like a dwarf.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >implying

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      laser hair removal

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's expensive and gay as frick. But I'd use it for my back/shoulder hair.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          "i wish i was a cute twink :c"
          "bro that's gay"
          it's worth it body hair is disgusting

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I didn't say "cute" nor used those faces.
            >body hair is disgusting
            When it comes to my back hair I really find so, but that's a male opinion, of course men find body hair disgusting, it's masculine.
            >women find it too
            Only ever saw fujos saying this.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      shave it off dumbass...

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe he's lazy (like me)

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I for one love hairy twinks

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            what's the appeal of hairy twinks?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I want to burry my face in those hairy Twink pits I want to inhale the boy smell from his bush when I suck his dick

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Still would

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            would... cuddle?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              cuddle that dick up into that ass crack if you catch my drift

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                post body pls

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          GIWTWM

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      do ipl, it just takes some discipline

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        whats ipl, all google gives is Indian premier league

  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Most men here work out to get buff, but what should my workout and lifestyle be if I want to be a cute twink for as long as possible?
    Diet, bro. You want to be skinny fat, really.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Any particular diet or is just eating less enough?

  41. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    it's cool you're probably not cute enough for me to top you anyway

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      idk IST and IST seem to like me

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >a bunch of incels who don't lift and brown incels think i'm cute
        wow what an accomplishment maybe you should frick off back to int

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Don’t be mean to the IST twinks. They are in short supply.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          nah i think ill stay
          maybe you should go back to the chaser board

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            if you can't bench 3 plates you shouldn't be here anyway

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              make me leave then

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              make me leave then

              Double dubs! Now you too have to kiss :3

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                [...]
                i take it back i'd smash his bussy twice a day now and once at night

                i think i just became vers again

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                N E W Y O R K
                E
                W
                Y
                O
                R
                K

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                lmfao im all the way in the deep south kms

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              make me leave then

              [...]
              Double dubs! Now you too have to kiss :3

              i take it back i'd smash his bussy twice a day now and once at night

  42. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unfortunately you can't. You eventually turn into a regular man with age, and is the main reason I could never date a femboy.

  43. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think I can twinkmode but I'm gonna try anyway bros

  44. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    where do twinks hang out at? grindr is all old dudes wanting to give you stds

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      here, it seems

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      IST and IST

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Aren’t there some on IST too?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know honestly, I don't go there.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        will they drive to my house when my gf is at work and milk my wiener with their bussy?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          no

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            that's gay

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Probably not but a man can dream.

  45. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    wellp. grindr was a shitshow ane a poorly made app.

  46. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    pull-ups with a noose

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      boring, get new material

  47. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    people tell me that I look 16 and I'm 21
    there's nothing you can do about it aside from:
    >being skinny
    >taking care of your skin
    >taking hrt

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i got called 14 and im 19 and i dont do skincare (i need to though) or hrt
      i think the biggest thing is just staying inside and avoiding the sun tbqh

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't do HRT either and I've had about five strangers mistake me for a teenager as well despite being in my mid 20s. Exercise, skincare, dieting, genetics, etc. all help but good ole mental illness plays a significant part in it as well.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Mental illness helps you look good?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's a key part of the secret formula and anyone that tells you otherwise is lying. Taking inspiration from porn/hentai, starvation because of depression and anxiety, having a high body count in your sexual activity, daddy issues, or just general narcissism. What twink/femboy doesn't have at least one of these issues?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              me

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/LsUnK6E.jpg

          5’8” 140lbs. i started intermittent fasting and shaving more so i could twinkmaxx. anyone have any advice or feedback

          Pretty good. But for me it's the face.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            how picky are you?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm just a sucker for cute face is all.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                so like 10% of guys

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah....
                I feel kinda weird/bad about it too. It's like only wanting to eat the dessert, you're a bit of an butthole then, right?

  48. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Neck hangs till failure

  49. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    just do squats for nice ass. i remember seeing a meme infograph on how to be a femboy and it recommended doing upper body... lmao. who wants a femboy with hulk arms?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I do

  50. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    skinnymax, leg and ass maxxing
    you will be hungry tho
    should drink cum all day

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      how 2 skinnymax?
      just not eat?

  51. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Avoiding the sun helps you look young right? So we're safe from twinkdeath because we never go outside.

  52. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    I WANT A NICE TUMMY

  53. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it possible to be an Ottermode twink?
    I was ABDLTwink before and all I did was swim, now I'm too old to be Twink (33) So have to be otter

  54. 11 months ago
    sage

    I hate homosexuals so much it's unreal.
    Love from Kyrgyzstan

  55. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    5’8” 140lbs. i started intermittent fasting and shaving more so i could twinkmaxx. anyone have any advice or feedback

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I advise you to post your wiener

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        not on a blue board silly. 7x5.5 with a circumcision scar. use ur imagination.

        do rows so you have a good v-taper and don't look like a woman

        thanks anon i’ll work on that

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      do rows so you have a good v-taper and don't look like a woman

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      hot, I ideally wanna look like you

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pure sex.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      what a smooth body. I would breed every day

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