most of you gay retards on here have never even done a poo check before.
every time i do a poo i reach into the toilet with my bare hand and grab my poo log and mash it around in my fist to check for consistency. i know exactly what my poo feels like from day to day and can alter my diet on the fly. most of you have never even felt your own poo before and it shows. you do a poo and just stare at it in the toilet like a dumb motherfucker. you actually think you're qualified to post on this board and give other people fitness advice? ya'll are some fucking clowns fr.
germans shit on a flat surface with no water so that they can inspect their shit raw
that's why they lost two world wars. whenever i imagine one of you idiots just looking at your poo and trying to guess what it feels like i crack up. if someone put a gun to my head and asked me what my poo feels like or they would kill me i would be fine. most of you retards would be fucked in that particular situation.
Do so. NOW!
See now i'm scared of that happening on my way home, how do i feel up my feces like a pro, bro?
Germany btfo
This is genetic trait.
I am American with 75% German genes.
Also look at my poop every time.
If you don't then you lose valuable information. It's like reading tea leaves but actually is related to your gut/health instead of just projecting your thoughts on random shapes.
Touching shit is gross though and you should have a nice day.
And then they eat it. Germans are sick in the head.
Because they eat a ton of pork and raw pork which increases likelihood of worms, yet they enjoy a higher standard of living on average than the USA despite this. Japan is also a weird place but then again it's the most advanced nation in Asia.
IST is a product of Japanese culture in America, this is not a place for normies
I was a normie before I got here. I came here from youtube of all places.
I have been on here since I was a kid like in 2003 and honestly there is a lot of hostility to new users
Am 27 now but eventually I'm gonna have to log off because I can't scroll 4chinz forever and I would probably ban it in my household when I raise a family. We grew up in the Wild West of the internet and it fucked people up. We really should be more responsible.
Lol
That's what made us sane and educated.
It's the controller internet of today's world that is turning people into self entitled idiots.
Still though, grabbing your poop and squeezing it is fucking weird why would I do that
Just nasty, wish I didn't read this post and get the image in my head
Germans will never listen to a satnav with a woman's voice because they only listen to men.
I eat mine to check what I might be deficient in
Never knew Ron Perlman posted here
Your rectum must be numbed from all the gay butt sex you receive. I use my superior sphincter nerves to know what's going on with my poop
You know you can buy nitrile gloves right?
>he wears the hand condoms
a few days ago I took a shit that was truly brobdingmoronian
no exaggeration it was about 2 feet long, one solid piece
Did you have a poop knife
It's called a sphincter
Good morning
The president of the USA shits in a plastic bag when he’s in foreign countries so no one can find out about any issues with his health. It gets taken home and disposed of back in the US.
politics is a crazy world
>The hand is brown
>poo thread
To avoid making new thread I'll ask it here...
How to know if it's a fart or a shart? I can't use my hands cause in public
Fix your diet, you shouldn't shart from normal food
>tfw I actually do this
When I wipe I like to squeeze chunks to check for blood/slime and consistency
If you're a healthy individual you should never ever have to even look at your poop, let alone touch it.
Which healthy animal do you see inspecting their own poop after shitting? They just unload and carry on