most of you gay retards on here have never even done a poo check before.

most of you gay morons on here have never even done a poo check before.

every time i do a poo i reach into the toilet with my bare hand and grab my poo log and mash it around in my fist to check for consistency. i know exactly what my poo feels like from day to day and can alter my diet on the fly. most of you have never even felt your own poo before and it shows. you do a poo and just stare at it in the toilet like a dumb motherfricker. you actually think you're qualified to post on this board and give other people fitness advice? ya'll are some fricking clowns fr.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    germans shit on a flat surface with no water so that they can inspect their shit raw

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      that's why they lost two world wars. whenever i imagine one of you idiots just looking at your poo and trying to guess what it feels like i crack up. if someone put a gun to my head and asked me what my poo feels like or they would kill me i would be fine. most of you morons would be fricked in that particular situation.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Do so. NOW!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        See now i'm scared of that happening on my way home, how do i feel up my feces like a pro, bro?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Germany btfo

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This is genetic trait.
      I am American with 75% German genes.
      Also look at my poop every time.
      If you don't then you lose valuable information. It's like reading tea leaves but actually is related to your gut/health instead of just projecting your thoughts on random shapes.

      Touching shit is gross though and you should have a nice day.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      And then they eat it. Germans are sick in the head.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Because they eat a ton of pork and raw pork which increases likelihood of worms, yet they enjoy a higher standard of living on average than the USA despite this. Japan is also a weird place but then again it's the most advanced nation in Asia.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        IST is a product of Japanese culture in America, this is not a place for normies

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I was a normie before I got here. I came here from youtube of all places.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I have been on here since I was a kid like in 2003 and honestly there is a lot of hostility to new users

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Am 27 now but eventually I'm gonna have to log off because I can't scroll 4chinz forever and I would probably ban it in my household when I raise a family. We grew up in the Wild West of the internet and it fricked people up. We really should be more responsible.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Lol

              Am 27 now but eventually I'm gonna have to log off because I can't scroll 4chinz forever and I would probably ban it in my household when I raise a family. We grew up in the Wild West of the internet and it fricked people up. We really should be more responsible.

              That's what made us sane and educated.
              It's the controller internet of today's world that is turning people into self entitled idiots.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        IST is a product of Japanese culture in America, this is not a place for normies

        Still though, grabbing your poop and squeezing it is fricking weird why would I do that

        Just nasty, wish I didn't read this post and get the image in my head

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Germans will never listen to a satnav with a woman's voice because they only listen to men.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I eat mine to check what I might be deficient in

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Never knew Ron Perlman posted here

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Your rectum must be numbed from all the gay butt sex you receive. I use my superior sphincter nerves to know what's going on with my poop

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You know you can buy nitrile gloves right?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >he wears the hand condoms

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    a few days ago I took a shit that was truly brobdingBlack personian

    no exaggeration it was about 2 feet long, one solid piece

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Did you have a poop knife

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's called a sphincter

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Good morning

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The president of the USA shits in a plastic bag when he’s in foreign countries so no one can find out about any issues with his health. It gets taken home and disposed of back in the US.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      politics is a crazy world

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >The hand is brown

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >poo thread
    To avoid making new thread I'll ask it here...
    How to know if it's a fart or a shart? I can't use my hands cause in public

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Fix your diet, you shouldn't shart from normal food

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw I actually do this

    When I wipe I like to squeeze chunks to check for blood/slime and consistency

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If you're a healthy individual you should never ever have to even look at your poop, let alone touch it.

    Which healthy animal do you see inspecting their own poop after shitting? They just unload and carry on

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